90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[greekmom]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Am I the only one who has never been on a spiritual journey?

i have not and i want to!

[sainte-chapelle]

So if they are already married why are the on the show?

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Am I the only one who has never been on a spiritual journey?

Mine hasn’t been great (soul connection).

[mmecorday]

Man, she is white. She is Lillith level white. 

[Pepper Mostly]

The red hair suited her porcelain skin better. 

[magemaud]

Why does Nicole think living in Egypt will be any better this time? 

[Mr. Miner]

She might be the whitest girl in the US?

[greekmom]

Who had rent a friend from central casting on their bingo cards?

[sainte-chapelle]

Egypt is not a great place for women to live right now

[Angry Moldovan]

She is practically see through she’s so pale

[mmecorday]

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Twelve minutes in and here I go: Marry in haste, repent at leisure.

I read this in Gomer Pyle's voice. 

[sainte-chapelle]

So..this woman…seems….dumb? I can’t think of a better word.

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

She looked better as a red head. 

No question! I have a crush on that beautiful wad of red hair…

[tvrox]

Hi all!! 

[Emmeline]

11 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

I've got some birthday cake - today's the day - I'm an Aquarian.

Happy Birthday Wishes to you!  🎂🎉🥂

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Why does Nicole think living in Egypt will be any better this time? 

Um, she's stupid? 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Egypt is not a great place for women to live right now

She would burn like a lobster in minutes. She’s needs to adopt a vampire schedule which is good because she looks like one

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

So..this woman…seems….dumb? I can’t think of a better word.

I'm thinking Nickle level stupid?

[Hotel Snarker]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Am I the only one who has never been on a spiritual journey?

I mean, isn’t all of life a spiritual journey? Like, I just took a spiritual journey to the fridge to get snacks.

[greekmom]

So I decided after dry Jan, I would continue into dry Feb.

Please have a drink for me.

I am having zero sugar lemonade.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

I mean, isn’t all of life a spiritual journey? Like, I just took a spiritual journey to the fridge to get snacks.

I guess just getting up in the morning is my spiritual journey. 

[Doublemint]

Let's take inventory - lived in 10 states? Had a job in fashion, but couldn't handle it so quit, falls in love with Egypt and marries a guy.   After a few months, has to leave "it wasn't what she thought it would be".   Not only is she not marriage material, she is not ready for adult life, I already hate her.   

[Gobi]

Just now, greekmom said:

So I decided after dry Jan, I would continue into dry Feb.

Please have a drink for me.

I am having zero sugar lemonade.

 

Can you have a dry martini? Asking for a friend.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I mean, isn’t all of life a spiritual journey? Like, I just took a spiritual journey to the fridge to get snacks.

I could do two hours of the Camino trail and then I’d be done

[Suzywriter]

Skidding in from work....I don't know why this is in italics. 
Happy Birthday, @Doublemint

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

She would burn like a lobster in minutes. She’s needs to adopt a vampire schedule which is good because she looks like one

I have a friend as pale as she is who used to go to Egypt once a year with her family. Her dad and siblings are Egyptian ( her dad died when she was 2 and her mom remarried). Seeing family pics was a trip…she always burned no matter how much she tried to stay out of the sun. 

[Pepper Mostly]

My laptop is on its last legs and keeps dying. If I disappear for awhile, you all know why. Snark on without me! 

[magemaud]

5 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

So if they are already married why are the on the show?

That's allowed on TOW. Remember Laura was hastily married to Aladin so they could stay together in the hotel? Then she returned to have another wedding and stay there permanently, but it didn't work out.. 

[SunnyBeBe]

15 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

I've got some birthday cake - today's the day - I'm an Aquarian.

Happy Birthday🎈🪅🎂

[mmecorday]

My spiritual journeys always include lunch at Panera and a Target run. 

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

The red hair suited her porcelain skin better. 

I predict she won’t be showing any hair in Egypt… 🧕🏻

Or if she does, then she will get all kinds of weird stares because her ass be looking like Cat in a Watermelon Hat:

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kris wears her fairy wings to go to the mailbox, yet doesn’t get dressed up to talk to her soulmate?

[Doublemint]

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

She would burn like a lobster in minutes. She’s needs to adopt a vampire schedule which is good because she looks like one

She won't burn wearing a burka and masked up - just the eyes showing.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, magemaud said:

That's allowed on TOW. Remember Laura was hastily married to Aladin so they could stay together in the hotel? Then she returned to have another wedding and stay there permanently, but it didn't work out.. 

that’s right….I am getting all these shows confused thanks!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, mmecorday said:

My spiritual journeys always include lunch at Panera and a Target run. 

Mine usually involve a thrift shop and a nice boozy lunch.

[Angry Moldovan]

Please let them be a real lesbian/bi couple. We still remember Stephanie’s fake out and her subsequent fart jars

[greekmom]

Question i forgot to ask last week.

You know how Kris was renovating her house that had a fire?? You think it was a result of her Narcolepsy ??

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Let's take inventory - lived in 10 states? Had a job in fashion, but couldn't handle it so quit, falls in love with Egypt and marries a guy.   After a few months, has to leave "it wasn't what she thought it would be".   Not only is she not marriage material, she is not ready for adult life, I already hate her.   

Oh, heck, I haven't gotten this adult life thing right yet. Please don't hate me. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kris wears her fairy wings to go to the mailbox, yet doesn’t get dressed up to talk to her soulmate?

Tick "soulmate" on your Bingo cards! 

[SunnyBeBe]

23 minutes ago, judylo said:

Hi all! I need some snark to distract myself tonight. I just tested positive fot Covid today! And I haven’t left the house in over a week!

Get well soon!💐

[Gobi]

Should she be living alone? I feel like she needs a caregiver.

[Shelbie]

Kris seems in love with the idea of being kooky. 

[magemaud]

I just can’t take this woman’s Minnie Pearl accent. 

[kacesq]

She’s never even left the country? Oh Lord she’s dumb. Or naive. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, for joy. Its another riveting "drive to the airport" scene. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Her son needs to lose the beard…he looks like an evil Amish out of a horror film

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ginger son looks like he’s going to be lost without his mom.

[Suzywriter]

Jayme and what's her name are just a train wreck going somewhere to happen. 

[Gobi]

"People speaking a language I don't. I only speak lunatic."

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

She’s never even left the country? Oh Lord she’s dumb. Or naive. 

And she has not even attempted to learn any Spanish. What the actual fuck?