90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[TMI]

MEMPHIS---Listen to MOM

[Hotel Snarker]

Memphis trying to move in on Kalani's cleavage territory!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Memphis just needs to get laid. Go to a club, pick up a guy and have a fun night. No need to go to Tunisia.

[mmecorday]

Wait, her mother wasn't always there for her? And she doesn't weigh 600 pounds? How is this even possible?

[Mrs. Landingham]

Beanie Hipster Guy needs to meet Ash (of Ash & Avery). 

[Pepper Mostly]

Mama thinks Hamsa has an arterial motive?

[Doublemint]

3 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

TIL that “I Only Have Eyes For You” was written in 1934!

Yes, the American Songbook.   It was done by The Platters in the '50's.

[Angry Moldovan]

Loook the nurse bores me, she likes trashy underwear but then quotes the constitution when he tries to control her. I am an American and these titties will be seen. Snooze

Edited December 13, 2021 by Angry Moldovan

[Gobi]

Where's Hamza's brother, Cheeza?

[Pepper Mostly]

Mama's helping her pack? Wait till she gets a load of the marabou handcuffs and the sex toys!

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

That Alexa commercial bugs me because the old woman is so much taller than the prom date. 

That and when she looks at him, it’s like she just remembered who he was...like Gena Rowlands and James Garner in The Notebook.

[rideashire]

Is leaving the plastic on the lampshade a thing I didn't know about? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Memphis….find a nice Doctor to marry 

[greekmom]

Man, the overweight Devon and the Asian dude will be next week :(

[Mrs. Landingham]

I agree with you all. Gino = Pole 2.0. In addition to being dumber than a stump, there is something unsavory lurking under there. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Pressed the wrong button 

Edited December 13, 2021 by Angry Moldovan

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

It seems they don't have stereotypical Michigan music to begin those segments.

What would set the mood for cloudy all the time and everything falling apart?

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Mama's helping her pack? Wait till she gets a load of the marabou handcuffs and the sex toys!

Chocolate panties?

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Memphis just needs to get laid. Go to a club, pick up a guy and have a fun night. No need to go to Tunisia.

Listening to her history, maybe she needs intensive therapy, not a Tunisian husband.

[kacesq]

Sad backstory but I need Memphis to put her boobs away.

and I’m sorry, Mom, but your daughter was homeless and you were an addict so miss me with the “you had everything you needed.”

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, rideashire said:

Is leaving the plastic on the lampshade a thing I didn't know about? 

The dust won't catch fire?

[Toodleoo]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Yes, the American Songbook.   It was done by The Platters in the '50's.

The Flamingos’ 1959 version was the biggest hit :)

[Tuneful]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

...EVERYONE was into the mystic. 

Another great song. Kind of like snarking 90 Day Fiance--"too late to stop now." 

Edited December 13, 2021 by Tuneful

[Hotel Snarker]

How in the world can you marry someone who has never met your kids?

[CrazyInAlabama]

28 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

He wont have anything to “pre-nup” after she’s done with him.

He might have inherited money when his father died.  If so, I'm sure she'll get every penny of that too. 

It's crazy to meet someone on one week, marry them on week two, and then try to get the visa approval, when Memphis doesn't have any idea of his background, or anything about her Tunisian Love Rat.   He might not be eligible to come to the U.S. for a lot of reasons.  

Edited December 13, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[mmecorday]

So Kim walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Kim, why the long face?"

[Frozendiva]

Buy tanzanite in Tanzania. Skip SojaBoy.

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Toodleoo said:

The Flamingos’ 1959 version was the biggest hit :)

That's the one I know, and the most lovely one. The Platters also have great music. Tony Williams' voice gets me every time I hear it.

[sainte-chapelle]

Holy shit…mom was a crack addict…dad is in prison…foster homes?…and she is a fucking nurse practitioner ? I respect that but she is being so foolish right now 

Edited December 13, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[TazDevil]

Baby Girl Kim's best friends look half her age

[Floatingbison]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

True! I do think its wise that she bring a friend. 

Hahaha, I came up in the 70's, when EVERYONE was into the mystic. Everyone did astrology, or numerology, or read auras, threw the I Ching, read tarot,  or did candle burning and ceremonial magic, astral projection, was Wiccan, Pagan, did psychic healing, you name it. I met a dozen Calebs, probably.

I wish I'd been old enough to go see bands in the 70s.  I missed it by this much!

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Man, the overweight Devon and the Asian dude will be next week :(

Can’t wait!

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

The dust won't catch fire?

It looks like part of the set from The Nanny’s mother’s apartment.

Edited December 13, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Memphis just needs to get laid. Go to a club, pick up a guy and have a fun night. No need to go to Tunisia.

Hamza may be Muslim so that may be the rush to get married.  

Her closet is empty.

She needs 11 pairs of pajamas?

What does Hamza do for a living that he could do in the US?

Usman's friends must be pissing themselves laughing every time some older woman shows up in town and these two are the ones we see, I bet there have been many others not filmed.

[Frozendiva]

Kim, go to the salon. Get your hair done, brows done, get some decent makeup to look good.

[greekmom]

Super shocked that Kim cannot find someone in San Diego. 

That place is literally crawling with people at comic con time.

 

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

True! I do think its wise that she bring a friend. 

Hahaha, I came up in the 70's, when EVERYONE was into the mystic. Everyone did astrology, or numerology, or read auras, threw the I Ching, read tarot,  or did candle burning and ceremonial magic, astral projection, was Wiccan, Pagan, did psychic healing, you name it. I met a dozen Calebs, probably.

There are Tarot cards and Oracle cards on the table in front of me, sage sticks in the nearby drawer, and tonight--this very night--I went to look at a house I may lease. I walked from room to room using a pendulum to read the energy of the place. The pendulum went absolutely wild, spinning in 'clear negativity' mode like a propeller. The realtor mentioned that I was standing next to the former owner's urn.  I got the hell out, pronto. 

So...I'm still that person!

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Sad backstory but I need Memphis to put her boobs away.

and I’m sorry, Mom, but your daughter was homeless and you were an addict so miss me with the “you had everything you needed.”

Right? She did it on her own with zero help from mom. Mom can go kick rocks

[Hotel Snarker]

I would not describe being addicted to crack as “having things going on.”

[kacesq]

These pathetic women are so desperate for people to see them living this exciting life! Please join the vast majority of the world in quiet fairly run of the mill lives...

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Sad backstory but I need Memphis to put her boobs away.

and I’m sorry, Mom, but your daughter was homeless and you were an addict so miss me with the “you had everything you needed.”

Right? I almost fell out of bed. Mama's still coping with some denial,  I see. 

1 minute ago, Tuneful said:

Another great song. Kind of like snarking 90 Day Fiance--"too late to stop now." 

Glad you caught the reference! Yes it was intentional!

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, rideashire said:

 

Is leaving the plastic on the lampshade a thing I didn't know about? 

 

My Italian mother-in-law always did, next to her plastic encased sofa.  

[Toodleoo]

Kim please get…layers or something. And maybe something besides Clairol’s Shoe Polish Black

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Mama thinks Hamsa has an arterial motive?

Veinous...systolic, even.

[Hotel Snarker]

Why aren’t her friends bringing up the fact that Usman literally already did this with another woman?

[Frozendiva]

I would want a separate room so I have some boundary space. No idea who the dude is and I'd want to keep my own safety.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

There are Tarot cards and Oracle cards on the table in front of me, sage sticks in the nearby drawer, and tonight--this very night--I went to look at a house I may lease. I walked from room to room using a pendulum to read the energy of the place. The pendulum went absolutely wild, spinning in 'clear negativity' mode like a propeller. The realtor mentioned that I was standing next to the former owner's urn.  I got the hell out, pronto. 

So...I'm still that person!

Ohhh my friend made me one but no idea how to use it….it is in a drawer lol

[hookedontv]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

So Kim walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Kim, why the long face?"

Another unfortunate-looking one…

[charmed1]

Well Memphis has accomplished a lot for herself. Especially considering how children are dumped by the foster care system as soon as they age out. But I’m baffled by the fact that she is perceptive enough to attribute some of her poor choices to her rough upbringing, yet unable to see she’s making yet another poor choice.

[Hotel Snarker]

He doesn’t wanna fuck another old lady, just take her money and marry her to get to America to be a rapper.