90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, mmecorday said:

Hello! I got back from Virginia Beach earlier today. I can't post a picture of Tarik and Hazel because I didn't see them, so I'm sharing a photo of the view from our room this morning.

Beautiful! 

[Angry Moldovan]

No, Evil lyn, not a good look

[Auntie Anxiety]

Evelin and Corey, yeah, not too interesting. Excuse me while I yawn.

[Gobi]

Isn't it rather inappropriate for Evilyn to be wearing white?

[Hotel Snarker]

Man, that bridal shop and just seeing her town of Engabao, Evelin wanting a 50k wedding is such bullshit. She can probably buy half the town with that money.

[greekmom]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I ran out of Method Cleaning Spray Cucumber Scent and found out today that it has been discontinued. What the hell craziness is that?

We have the Method bamboo one at our Dollaramas here in Canada.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jenny? Did she say Jenny? Bock BOCK!

[renatae]

1 hour ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She is the WORST. She's sitting on the couch with the canary wings sticking out of her mouth while Bini is humiliated. I hate her. 

Good grief, she can't even make a bed.

Great, she'll be jealous that Bini invited his ex along. Touché!

[Grifter Lives]

Wasn't the wedding dress part of the $50K wedding quote?

Evelyn missed the boat.  She should have extracted a weekend bridal gown shopping excursion for her and her sisters.  

[Angry Moldovan]

She’s definitely had her boobs done

[greekmom]

The town mattress is questioning Corey?!?!?

Bahahahahahaha

[Frozendiva]

The arm things don't work with the dress.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, greekmom said:

We have the Method bamboo one at our Dollaramas here in Canada.

I prefer the cucumber. I dont really like the other options.

[Hotel Snarker]

Why is this bitch wasting our time?

Your relationship should not be this hard to figure out. Evelin and Corey should call it quits already.

[Pepper Mostly]

I think Sister Evilyn saying "I don't trust Corey" really means "He's out of money".

[Bees52]

Don't blame your doubts about marrying Corey on his cheating, Evilin. You just don't want to be married.

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Man, that bridal shop and just seeing her town of Engabao, Evelin wanting a 50k wedding is such bullshit. She can probably buy half the town with that money.

The fact that there is more than one wedding dress for sale in that town is sort amazing.

[RichiesOlderBro]

5 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Bini’s American Ex wife is also very pretty 

All of them are prettier than Areola.  And she must be worried about that. 

[OoogleEyes]

Evelyn to her sisters "Well, if you put it *that* way......"

[LEILANI2]

This story line is so stupid, they live in a poor ass town in Ecaudor and shopping for dresses and spending $50k on a wedding, when that money could probably build a few houses in that town.

[Hotel Snarker]

But she wants him to spend thousands and thousands of dollars, that he doesn't have, on a wedding...

[goofygirl]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Wedding dress shopping? Is that a new twist or what?

I know right?  What clever thinking on the part of Sharp Entertainment!

[greekmom]

Everyone knew she married Corey already.

Thats not a secret.

[Frozendiva]

Nothing like hauling out the Russian Scriptures....

[RichiesOlderBro]

Secret Wedding?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

She’s definitely had her boobs done

She's had something done to her face, too. Fillers? She doesn't look as angular. 

[My Girls]

SteVen preaching Mormon on their first night together!  lol

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Nothing like hauling out the Russian Scriptures....

That Steven really knows how to sweep a girl off her feet. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Nothing like hauling out the Russian Scriptures....

Don’t knock it, Joseph Smith had 30+ wives. 

[Frozendiva]

Did the Hare Krishna gig not work out?

[ExMathMajor]

Just now, greekmom said:

Everyone knew she married Corey already.

Thats not a secret.

This is my first exposure to these two, so I didn't know. And actually, after searching deep down within myself...I don't care. I'll be fast-forwarding through their scenes from here on out.

This was an exceptionally snarky night! Thanks for the entertainment, everyone! Have a great week!

[Pepper Mostly]

Sigh. Oh Jenny. You keep saying you're done, but here you stay. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Ari, YOU have a lot of things to work on too.

EATING A PENIS???!!!

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

That Steven really knows how to sweep a girl off her feet. 

I'd fall asleep and then get up early and quietly check out of the hotel and leave.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

That Steven really knows how to sweep a girl off her feet. 

Like a romance novel.

[goofygirl]

5 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Wasn't the wedding dress part of the $50K wedding quote?

Evelyn missed the boat.  She should have extracted a weekend bridal gown shopping excursion for her and her sisters.  

To Klinefelds!

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Did the Hare Krishna gig not work out?

Sadly. She has to become 100% committed devotee.

Well good night fellow snarkers!

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Ari, YOU have a lot of things to work on too.

EATING A PENIS???!!!

They could say it is a shrunken and wrinkled Beyond Meat sausage.

[mmecorday]

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Nothing like hauling out the Russian Scriptures....

That's second base for the ultra religious.

Well, thanks for all the fun tonight! I go back to work tomorrow. If you ever find yourself at Virginia Beach, I highly recommend the aquarium!

[CrazyInAlabama]

On 9/12/2021 at 9:00 PM, Frozendiva said:

Did the Hare Krishna gig not work out?

Nope.  As the man who talked to her about joining, that requires study and takes years to qualify for, plus Jenny would have to be at the temple for a long time, so it's not just a minor way to qualify for the ISKCON visa.    So, Jenny will have to come up with another plan.  

Edited September 14, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[RichiesOlderBro]

Next week fellow snarkers!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Sigh. Oh Jenny. You keep saying you're done, but here you stay. 

Jenny is a bad case of gonorrhoea, she never goes away 

[Gobi]

I have to tell you - I've already snarked.

Till next time.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, peeps, I made it through, thanks to you! Have a wonderful week, and I hope to see some of you tomorrow night for Darcey and Stacey. Take care of yourselves, stay safe, wear your masks! 

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She's had something done to her face, too. Fillers? She doesn't look as angular. 

evil lynn, or her sister had her boobs done?  I noticed one of the girls (a sister?) on the couch during that scene had "pumped up the jam" , as I say.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, CrazyInAlabama said:

Nope.  That requires study and takes years to qualify for, plus Jenny would have to be at the temple for a long time, so it's not just a minor way to qualify for the ISKCON visa.    So, Jenny will have to come up with another plan.  

I have the feeling it was all a joke on Jenny. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Alright guys, this episode was a little boring but still fun! If it were not for you guys, this show would be absolutely unbearable! Thank you for lighting up my day, and I cannot wait to see you all next week for another episode of this TOW shitshow! I will see you around the forum and for now, have a great night! Peace out.

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Sigh. Oh Jenny. You keep saying you're done, but here you stay. 

Sumit would be getting an ultimatium and then I'd take off. Enough is enough.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Like a romance novel.

Probably why he has that glorious mane, right? Channeling Fabio.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sumit is certainly dragging his feet on getting a replacement passport. Gee, I wonder why. 🤷‍♀️

You snarkers left it all out on the field tonight. It took a Herculean effort to watch this drivel but you made it so worth while. I laughed my ass off. Have a great week, be strong, stay safe and live your best life.