S09.E10: Michael's Story LIVE CHAT

[WonTon]

Nothing like a Subaru hunger commercial during this show.

[Pepper Mostly]

His sense of purpose is re-kindled! He's banishing his lack of confidence to the flames!

[Armchair Critic]

I'm waddling walking out of here with purpose

[Burning Rubber]

Poor Kim spends so much of her life force soothing this man. He's more than a husband, he's a full time project.

Let's see how good she did helping him with portion control.

[mk828]

My son is taking taekwondo.. Really does have a great impact on his focus and discipline 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

I'm looking for a new show to watch. 90DF turned so fake i dropped it. I started watching sister wives but its the same old shit. I watched a few episodes of Love after Lock up. Thats some crazy shit but I dont know if I can handle the stupidity. Need suggestions

 

Well, a couple of us here are LAL fans.  Like this, and 90 day, it's all about the snark.

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I forgot it always Wed....this does not look like a good situation 

Hey...was it your dad that was ill? How is he doing? 

[ams1001]

24 minutes ago, SplashesinPuddle said:

He has a fancy computer and a whole bunch if funkopops. I dont understand funkopops but apparently its comme enough people make fun of them. How do these people make money?

I have a couple Pops at work (Wall-E and Leatherface - whose apron is tied in the cutest little bow at the back; my company sells them so I acquired them somewhere along the way and now they live in my cubicle). At home I only have one - Toothless, who sits atop my refrigerator and watches over my kitchen (he doesn't stop me from eating the ice cream, though, the little slacker). He's the only one I've bought (well, him and Mrs. Potts but she was for my friend's daughter's birthday) and that was through a special sale at work and cost me $2. They're cute but I don't understand the obsession of people who collect them.

[Burning Rubber]

Looks like she's still feeding him a lot of spaghetti. 

[DropTheSoap]

He’s going to celebrate his re-discovered confidence with a few more pizzas before he goes home.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, SplashesinPuddle said:

Honestly historical european martial arts looks fun. Id love to learn to sword fight if I can get to the point not needing my cripple sticks!

It does look fun! A lot of people  see exercise as punishment but you just need to find something you enjoy.

[LizzyB]

3 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

I'm looking for a new show to watch. 90DF turned so fake i dropped it. I started watching sister wives but its the same old shit. I watched a few episodes of Love after Lock up. Thats some crazy shit but I dont know if I can handle the stupidity. Need suggestions

 

A friend recently spent a long time lobbying for me to watch "Love Island"--but only the Australian version.  Sounded delightfully vapid, but I have no time. 😢

[babyhouseman]

Fat Karate Kid; The Chair edition

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Hellga said:

Maybe it will work for Michael too..

[WonTon]

Just now, babyhouseman said:

Fat Karate Kid; The Chair edition

Oh no, you di'int!

[CrazyInAlabama]

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

I have a couple Pops at work (Wall-E and Leatherface - whose apron is tied in the cutest little bow at the back; my company sells them so I acquired them somewhere along the way and now they live in my cubicle). At home I only have one - Toothless, who sits atop my refrigerator and watches over my kitchen (he doesn't stop me from eating the ice cream, though, the little slacker). He's the only one I've bought (well, him and Mrs. Potts but she was for my friend's daughter's birthday) and that was through a special sale at work and cost me $2. They're cute but I don't understand the obsession of people who collect them.

People who collect them sounds like the Beanie Baby collectors years ago.  They all thought they were going to make a fortune on them, and except for a few, they're worthless. 

[DropTheSoap]

I wonder if stomach machete is one of the advanced skills.

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, babyhouseman said:

Fat Karate Kid; The Chair edition

Hey, I teach sittersize classes. The punching part is the best part of the class!

[SplashesinPuddle]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

It does look fun! A lot of people  see exercise as punishment but you just need to find something you enjoy.

Ive been walking a bunch as well because I enjoy a walk. I think about rockets stuff and plan. I want to try listening to audiobooks. Im struggling to sit down and actually finish my books >..>

[PrincessPurrsALot]

You are all always welcome to join the Love After Lockup live chat on Fridays.  So much to snark . . . . so many fools . . . .

[ams1001]

28 minutes ago, LizzyB said:

Ok, I am late tonight and I haven't done my homework (haven't caught up on the snark), so forgive me if you have already discussed this, but:  I used to think I hated the monotone readings, but this guy's weird attempt at a junior high school drama class level reading of the script is actually more annoying.  I prefer the OG, monotone readings, I guess.

Same. He's irritating.

[mk828]

6 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

I'm looking for a new show to watch. 90DF turned so fake i dropped it. I started watching sister wives but its the same old shit. I watched a few episodes of Love after Lock up. Thats some crazy shit but I dont know if I can handle the stupidity. Need suggestions

 

Got my girlfriend into Naked and Afraid. It is really addicting. 

[88Keys]

To be fair, I have a punching bag.  I'm in decent shape and I get still get tired after a few minutes of steady kicks and punches.  

[Floatingbison]

Ralph Macchio really let himself go.

[TazDevil]

Why does she always have her hand near his crotch????

[pinky33]

19 minutes ago, Hellga said:

People who talk psychology in real life family conversations freak me out.

They sound ridiculous and pretentious. I say this as an actual real life psychologist who does not talk psychology with anyone other than my coworkers.   

 

 

 

 

[SplashesinPuddle]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

You are all always welcome to join the Love After Lockup live chat on Fridays.  So much to snark . . . . so many fools . . . .

Is the snark better than here? The snarks been rather poor for a few seasons but its fun to just chat.

[SunnyBeBe]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

It does look fun! A lot of people  see exercise as punishment but you just need to find something you enjoy.

Right.  But people laugh that I dance in my kitchen. Lol

[Twopper]

9 minutes ago, DropTheSoap said:

It’s going to be difficult for her if he becomes less dependent.

yes,  I wonder if she works in some capacity with mental patients or with disabled children since she seems to talk to him as though she were talking to a mentally frail child.   I have revoked the angel wings and halo that I bestowed upon her several years ago---ok, it was only an hour ago, but it seems longer.   She is on my last nerve.

 I hope the martial arts will motivate him, but I am not optimistic as this show has failed me all season.

Farewell until next time, if there is a next time. 

[ams1001]

27 minutes ago, PaTatertots said:

I BANISH THEE TO THE DEPTH OF THE ABYSS THAT IS, THE HOLE BETWEEN THE FRONT SEAT AND CENTER CONSOLE.

I lost my work badge in that abyss yesterday. I was five minutes late from trying to dig it out.

[DropTheSoap]

Just now, SplashesinPuddle said:

Ive been walking a bunch as well because I enjoy a walk. I think about rockets stuff and plan. I want to try listening to audiobooks. Im struggling to sit down and actually finish my books >..>

I’ve realized after a day of staring at a screen, it’s tough making myself read more. 

Really enjoying audiobooks lately.

[umgoblue]

Who thinks that the 3 calories he burned at karate class will show guarantee his 90# weight loss??!!!

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

You are all always welcome to join the Love After Lockup live chat on Fridays.  So much to snark . . . . so many fools . . . .

Do I dare admit I will probably watch Mama June's show when it comes back on? [/hanging my head in shame]

[Suzywriter]

Subaru donated 50 million meals and Tammy ate 25 million.

[Guest]

I really don't like this guy. He's like a sentient Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons.

[Hellga]

He did better this time... but at 9:52 I doubt we will get surgery.  There was one time we had surgery after 9:40 but I don't think we ever had it after 9:50...

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

Why does she always have her hand near his crotch????

To make sure his nubbin is still an outie? 

[ams1001]

My goal is 422...

still weighs 50 pounds over the goal

wife cheers like a giggly teenager...

[Suzywriter]

Buy nothing from Wayfair, people. They are horrible to their employees. 

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

Why does she always have her hand near his crotch????

Trying to wake the dead?

[LizzyB]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

Why does she always have her hand near his crotch????

You know why. 😂🤢

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, 88Keys said:

To be fair, I have a punching bag.  I'm in decent shape and I get still get tired after a few minutes of steady kicks and punches.  

The first time I worked a punching bag I passed out.  When I focus I tend to hold my breath without realizing lol. I was working out pretty hard 5 days a week back then. Now lucky if I do 30 min on my home elliptical. Stupid pandemic

[WonTon]

Just now, Giant Misfit said:

I really don't like this guy. He's like a sentient Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons.

He's the type who wants to be seen as impressive without doing anything impressive, wants to seem smart without education, wants to be successful without doing anything remotely succesful. I think he's a narcissist.

[poeticlicensed]

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Well, a couple of us here are LAL fans.  Like this, and 90 day, it's all about the snark.

Mr. poetic was watching and now his new fun thing to do is to look at hot babes in prison websites. Who knew there was such a thing?

[umgoblue]

Just now, ams1001 said:

My goal is 422...

still weighs 50 pounds over the goal

wife cheers like a giggly teenager...

I thought I missed something.  I was like, "I don't understand this sitchiachun!"

[7EasyPayments]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Do I dare admit I will probably watch Mama June's show when it comes back on? [/hanging my head in shame]

Is she skinny or fat now?

[Suzywriter]

Marie Osmond has on an iron spandex shaper.

 

[Concerned]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Ralph Macchio really let himself go.

I get the joke, but Ralph Macchio is turning SIXTY this year.

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Ralph Macchio really let himself go.

Deadeee....this guy is irritating...I don’t think I could have watched the whole thing.

[LizzyB]

2 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

I really don't like this guy. He's like a sentient Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons.

That's IT!  I have been trying to place that all night. Thanks!