S25.E06: Week 6

[tennisgurl]

Hi Tyler! Looking bro-tastic, as always!

[JenE4]

At this rate, I wouldn’t be shocked if they invited the person who hands out the bowling shoes to join as a contestant. Someone who had a crush on Matt in 3rd grade and suddenly realized they might miss their chance at true love? Come on down to the Nemancola! Oh, Tyler is here to shoot his shot with Matt! Oh, just shoot pool? Well, okay. You sure there’s nothing else you want to admit, Tyler? That could really amp up the drama. Or, just let Tyler walk through the lobby and see how many of these contestants would drop Matt for a chance at Tyler in a heartbeat.

[Mu Shu]

That’s the stupidest fucking date ever. Interrupting a massage is adventurous? 
 

and who is the asshole playing pool, and is that dumb blonde one twin or twinner? 

[Crashcourse]

I'd like to see one of these bitches split her pants when she gives the bachelor handshake.   

[DEL901]

Yes, such fun to prank a complete stranger.  

[Kiss my mutt]

Okay, now this is funny!

[saber5055]

I can't even watch this Tyler massage scene. Is this suppose to be funny? Because it's just stupid, insulting and disgusting. And TOTALLY not funny.

[tennisgurl]

Yeah, this is a stupid date idea, why would Katie care about pranking someone she doesn't even know? And are we pretending that Tyler isn't totally in on this? This isn't his first rodeo. 

[Mu Shu]

Matt looks like Nosferatu. 

[TheFinalRose]

Quote

The process didn’t work for Tyler.  He didn’t even get invited to the fantasy suite.   

That's because Hannah B thought he was a player and then she really regretted thinking that, especially after Jed the Liar did her wrong. Hannah tried to get Tyler back after the show but Gigi Hadid was DM-ing Tyler and it was game over for Hannah.  

[Crashcourse]

I see more chemistry between Tyler and Matt.  

[Thumper]

8 minutes ago, Laurie4H said:

I doubt Matt invited the blue team back.  It’s producer manipulation.  And the excitement to go back was so over the top.  As is there screaming of excitement for a bowling date.  
Do people actually believe the Heather thing is real?  I’m sure they paid her.  

Yeah, Heather is a plant for drama.  Sigh.

[TiredMe]

I can’t believe pranking  Tyler is a date. Katie is so friend zoned. 

[saber5055]

6 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Or, just let Tyler walk through the lobby and see how many of these contestants would drop Matt for a chance at Tyler in a heartbeat.

This viewer is ready to drop Matt like a hot rock (or ice-cold rock) and tag on to Tyler. I'd be WAY good with that, if Fleiss wants to do the switcheroo tonight. Yeah, I'd be REAL good with that.

It's the only way to save this DRECK season of Matt.

Edited February 9, 2021 by saber5055

[SallyAlbright]

Matt looked happier with Tyler than he has all season. The bro-love is stronger than any of these "relationships" the girls think they are forming. 

[Kiss my mutt]

First time I’ve laughed this whole season, but yeah, Katie is friend zoned. I think she’s used to that. 

[tennisgurl]

1 minute ago, TheFinalRose said:

That's because Hannah B thought he was a player and then she really regretted thinking that, especially after Jed the Liar did her wrong. Hannah tried to get Tyler back after the show but Gigi Hadid was DM-ing Tyler and it was game over for Hannah.  

Man, Hannah really has awful taste in men. She was so convinced that Tyler C was a player, that she got played first by crazed eyed Luke, then by con man wanna be Garth Brooks Jed, and by the time she realized her mistake it was too late. She must have watched her whole season kicking herself as she tossed out decent prospect after decent prospect and honed in on the worst possible duds. 

Probably for the best. Tyler C can certainly do better. 

[Thumper]

Just now, TiredMe said:

I can’t believe pranking  Tyler is a date. Katie is so friend zoned. 

Agree.  Dumb and boring. But I suppose Katie had to play along, to seem interested in Matt.

[saber5055]

Ugh, Katie = Bach Handshake.

[Stats Queen]

6 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

At this rate, I wouldn’t be shocked if they invited the person who hands out the bowling shoes to join as a contestant. Someone who had a crush on Matt in 3rd grade and suddenly realized they might miss their chance at true love? Come on down to the Nemancola! Oh, Tyler is here to shoot his shot with Matt! Oh, just shoot pool? Well, okay. You sure there’s nothing else you want to admit, Tyler? That could really amp up the drama. Or, just let Tyler walk through the lobby and see how many of these contestants would drop Matt for a chance at Tyler in a heartbeat.

I’m a bit behind, but I think the massage therapist might now be in contention for Matt’s heart, maybe Tyler also - that actually would be the most dramatic episode ever.

[Thumper]

So this Katie is the dildo Katie?

[tennisgurl]

Matt has lit up for Tyler WAY more than for any of the girls so far, he actually seems really fun with him. Their bromance is way more real than any of these melodramatic "romances". 

[Crashcourse]

Just now, Thumper said:

So this Katie is the dildo Katie?

Yeah

Katie is prattling on and on and Matt is so bored.  He's thinking about him and Tyler playing pool. 

[Irlandesa]

Wow.  Ain't nothing fun about watching two people commanding an alleged professional massage therapist to repeatedly inappropriately touch a client. 

Tweak his nipples?  Mount him?  Like---no. What if he asked for a happy ending?  I'd sure think it might be on offer if a therapist did that to me. Why not something like "put your hands in cold water and then give him a massage?"  Or barely touch him?  Or tickle his feet?  Or blow on him?  Or Do knick knack paddy whack on his back while saying it out loud?

But even putting that aside, has anyone on this show actually watched a prank show like The Impractical Jokers?  Having the camera focus on the people in the booth and the accomplice in the room without any cameras on his WTF expression makes for just a really boring prank.

And I find it hella interesting that Tyler immediately knew whose hands those were.  Like, hello!

Edited February 9, 2021 by Irlandesa

[Kiss my mutt]

Yeah, Matt’s eyes have glazed over. Time for her to go

[tennisgurl]

Oh poor Katie got the but. That sucks, I like Katie a lot, she seems like a really cool person. Matt's loss I guess, Katie would probably get bored with him anyway. 

[Crashcourse]

Oh snap!  Katie got flamed out.

[Laurie4H]

Katie is the only one that didn’t say “like” once and he gets rid of her.  

[saber5055]

At least Matt's out of his turtleneck tonight, but he's still in his mustard-yellow phase.

Oops, he's dumping Katie. Having her compete with Tyler was just too overwhelming. Finally, Matt was able to see to whom his heart really belongs ... Tyler.

[EllenB]

Why does Matt pick up the rose and twirl it in front of him and THEN dump the woman on the date? That's so damn RUUUUDE.

[Mu Shu]

Poor Katie. Dumped by the worlds biggest dullard, and she’ll be known as Dildo Katie online for 150 years. 

[Quickbeam]

Katie = the Bachelor Handshake! Twice!

Edited February 9, 2021 by Quickbeam

[TheFinalRose]

Katie wore a down puffer coat for her romantic date.  l like her more now.  

[Katie111]

Could they not tell the girls to wear jeans or at least some sort of pants before the bowling date?  Some of them had on panty hose!

I like both Peiper and Bree but I feel like they could almost be the same person.  I also like non-Asian Serena.  They all seem too good for Matt though.  
 

Anyone else get grossed out by how he puts his super long fingers on every single girl’s thigh when he talks to them?  Ewwwwe!!

[JenE4]

Oh, Katie was a goner from the moment she said she would stay here until the end if he wanted her—and Matt looked like a deer caught in the headlights.

[Adeejay]

Katie for the Bachelorette.  Let the campaign begin.  

[tennisgurl]

Why is he picking up the rose when he isn't giving it to her? Just to create extra tension? Seems really shitty getting her hopes up like that. 

[saber5055]

2 minutes ago, EllenB said:

Why does Matt pick up the rose and twirl it in front of him and THEN dump the woman on the date? That's so damn RUUUUDE.

It's in the side notes of the script he's given before each date.

[Kiss my mutt]

Welp, she still has her dildo and an opportunity to get friend zoned on the bachelorette. 

[Crashcourse]

Well Katie, there's always The Dildo. 🥰

Werk it! 😉

[EllenB]

Just now, TheFinalRose said:

Katie wore a down puffer coat for her romantic date.  l like her more now.  

I think I read that her fancy clothes were all borrowed or thrift finds. I want to see more of her in a better situation.

[tennisgurl]

At least Katie has her one true love...her dildo. 

And Matt has his one true love...Tyler. 

[dizzyd]

Just now, Adeejay said:

Katie for the Bachelorette.  Let the campaign begin.  

Spoiler

Apparently it’s already been announced.

 

[saber5055]

6 minutes ago, Irlandesa said:

And I find it hella interesting that Tyler immediately knew whose hands those were.  Like, hello!

LOL! I know, right? True love rules.

[Crashcourse]

3 minutes ago, EllenB said:

Why does Matt pick up the rose and twirl it in front of him and THEN dump the woman on the date? That's so damn RUUUUDE.

Well, that is SOP on the Bachelor/ette.  Maybe the producers tell them to do it? 

[saber5055]

Gah, Heather has dog poop on her left ankle.

[Kiss my mutt]

Is she wearing a wedding dress? Oh the girls are gonna love this! Either she’s been there long before or she didn’t quarantine long enough. 

Edited February 9, 2021 by Kiss my mutt

[Stats Queen]

11 minutes ago, Laurie4H said:

Katie is the only one that didn’t say “like” once and he gets rid of her.  

Well, like, Matt is like not very like smooth with the ladies nor like incredibly communicative with his words (let alone the kissing🙀)

As someone mentioned upthread - massage therapists are licensed professionals and putting a professional in this position had to have been awkward.

Katie might have gone home, but I least we she got to view Tyler, so she can lord that over the other contestants.

Edited February 9, 2021 by Stats Queen

[tennisgurl]

Ok calm down you hang out in a fancy hotel, you didn't exactly cross the Moabi desert in the back of truck in a peanut box to get here, calm down Heather. Wow, I already cant stand this chick!

1 minute ago, Stats Queen said:

Katie might have gone home, but I least see got to view Tyler, so she can lord that over the other contestants.

So Katie was the real winner here 🙂 

[saber5055]

I guess no one's noticed Katie's gone. Easy come, easy go.