Chris Harrison's life would be complete if only Colton could somehow have lost his virginity in the act of jumping the fence.
I have not heard the words "virgin, virginity, fence" so often in my life. This season has been so entirely staged, it's nauseating. For one thing, on the Finale Part 1, Hannah G. Repeatedly told Colton that she was happy for him, so the jig was up at that point. Even though I avoided spoilers all season, she gave it away. It didn't much matter, though, because it was obvious that Part 2 would be Cassie returning. From the moment she answered Colton's knock on the door, everything afterward seemed entirely scripted.
Hannah B. Is okay in her dorky way, but only in small doses. I don't want to watch her for an entire season.