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Marge is at least VERY enthusiastic with how lame her cooking skills are. (Later seasons started pulling off stuff very much like the rest of the Smiths in the crawl space, though.)

"Dinner! It's what's for dinner." It was nice to see Danuta back, albeit briefly. "That's enough turning around." I loved Roger's commitment to switching places with his personas, and that he was upfront about being the expert of the week this time. And man, I loved Roger as an eccentric mountain cook. Francine having to cut off & cook Roger's leg and feed it to him to properly learn cooking was just the best. Stan's plot was just so weird. But it was nice to have an excuse for Paul F. Tompkins to be in the show.

"Tell that idiot that pieces of shit are supposed to go in the toilet!" Damn, this episode got dark FAST. The family is cruel over laughing at one person (see last week), but dangling Klaus over the disposal and laughing about it? Yeah, I'd be done, too. Time skip time! Steve actually became successful and hates everyone! Toshi married Francine (and learned French!), Francine divorced Stan and he's got a restraining order! Roger has a drill and is open about being an alien! Hayley and Jeff had a bunch of kids! Klaus switched bodies with a nun! "No poors in the core, baby!" Loved Hayley's funeral version of All Star. Yeah, KLAUS is the most important Smith because he's the person everyone craps on. Well...the family controlling Klaus's body Voltron style to pleasure a sexbot was not where I thought this episode was heading, but here we are.

Sure did! They probably would be now? Then again, they're pretty mild compared to the Siamese cat that shows up in the Aristocats. https://youtu.be/jCqv6ucVrgU?t=1m54s

"My bullies LOVE Batman!" I liked the bit with all the sack lunches. Of course that Francine would dream about making sandwiches before having sex with Jeff. And typical Stan solution to stop Francine having Jeff Sex dreams: Prevent Francine from falling sleep. Forever. Dr. Penguin is still dead, but we have his twin brother (by marriage) Dr. Buttblast (NOT the guy from the hot sauce). Also, loved Roger's hot sauce discussion, and his song where he becomes the Siamese cats from Lady & The Tramp. We've had an episode that taught that eavesdropping was wrong, but we haven't seen it as Inception before...right? I could listen to Bullock talk about disgusting sex all day. Everything about this episode was fantastic. Stanferatu was great, as was telling Steve he'll probably have to go live with Tuttle. "Then I'LL have sex with Jeff!" That's some Galaxy Brain thinking right there.

Of course in Archer's psyche everything is measured in squash courts. And it really does explain why a spaceship had a courtroom in it and not, you know, let their holodeck turn into one. Oh so that's how we see the other worlds: it's due to the holodeck. I was wondering where TV's Michael Gray was from, and then I found out that he's from the Shazam/ISIS Hour. Any why is this episode titled "Robert De Niro"? He was in Awakenings. Damn, that's clever. Loved seeing the clip show. And after 3 years...Archer finally woke up. That final scene with Malory was a gutpunch...in a good way. Jessica Walter needs a goddamn emmy for that scene. EDIT: Loved how "Suppressing Fire"...actually suppressed fire. And "It's howmever..." has to be the line of the night, if not the season. EDIT 2: "Robert De Niro" is also the name of the song that plays over the montage at the end.

Hayley's been in community college for 14 years, its about damn time she graduates. I'm with Stan, she needs to move out already. Or at least stick to living in Jeff's van. I love that Rogu has a ska band! And apparently it's terrible. I love Roger personas that are overly straight laced like his college student one this week. Gotta love committing to killing it off so Hayley gets a sympathy A. I thought Lacey was pretty boring compared to other schoolgirl personas he had (like the one in Head of The Steve), but I liked that it was the point. Yeah, I loved the "stud finder" bit, too. So great. And that he has a character that gets stuck in elevators, and who needs to get food poisoning first. "This apartment looks perfect for us." "This is a picture of a cup." "I'm thirsty." I seriously think Jeff works best in small doses.

"My father's name is Dad!" Of course Tuttle is the guy teaching Snot how to drive. And promptly had a heart attack. Heh, the MRI was made by Fung Wah. This episode was so delightfully silly, Snot's mom building the entire house around the Red Rammer was my favorite part, followed by the Donkeys dying trying to slide into their cars. "I got the dystrophy, Barbara! The dystrophy!" Of course Roger had a persona that knew Snot's dad, and of course stole his car the first opportunity he had. I wasn't feeling Steve & Hayley's story too much until it dovetailed into Snot's, then it got great.

The cube was freaky. And god, I loved Carol in this. She finally got asphyxiated. I love that Krieger assumed everyone thought he had sex of the cube. Which he couldn't do anyway because Ken Doll anatomy. It's really neat and freaky to see this "universe" slowly fall apart. We see the OG crew, Archer going nuts, TV's Michael Gray, everyone not remembering the cube. Holy shit, Woodhouse.

Oh boy, the thunderstorms around here knocked out my DVR and a bunch of channels tonight, including TBS. I won't be seeing it tonight, I'll try for Sunday.

I met Aisha Tyler at NYCC last year and let me tell you, she is incredible and so sweet.

News out of the SDCC panel: Yes, Season 11 is confirmed, as well as

We finally get a space heist and Ray is useless AGAIN. Well, he has an excuse, his Crisis Vest was on Deck Two. I'd like to think it's Archer's subconscious that's preventing everyone from going back to Earth. "Stay here? with the liquor? Well, if you insist." Malory gets me, especially when she balked at the prospect of resorting to BEER. Loved the Space Ocelots. I hope Archer names his baby Space Baboo because what's the point if he doesn't?! "Why did we even bring him?" Seriously, Archer? SERIOUSLY?!

"Greg The Egg? I can scare him." I'm all over Ham Club. I'd kill for slightly better ham. And trips to Six Flags. But where was the Hambulance?! I loved Francine's whole plot on scaring Greg. "Those bones look broken. I suggest you get to Maine immediately."

Once again Archer's alcoholism ruins everything. And he finally became self-aware enough that they all turn out okay eventually. Oh man, Good Timeline Archer was the one to die. That was a really good twist there, especially when they all turned out to be clones. "My alter ego would be something cool like a secret agent, or a private detective..." I also liked the callback to Crystal. Next week: Ray is finally useful?!