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  1. Galileo908

    S10.E03: Archer: 1999 -- The Leftovers

    "Who am I, Santiago Calatrava?!" "The food?! But that's what we eat!" "Rocks don't have moms! Unless you count volcanoes." "It's marinade!" Now THIS episode felt the most like classic Archer. Krieger wanting to experiment on the eggs is classic him, as was Carol getting VERY turned on by the thought of everyone tearing each other apart. Plus, Archer and Lana just doing it, while acknowledging that Lana is also doing Cyril. I liked that it was all due to the eggs unleashing everyone's deepest desires. Pam wanted to be a leader, Archer & Lana wanted to bone, Cyril wanted to do nothing (mood), and Ray wanted to write a Hamilon-esque musical about the Teapot Dome Scandal. It was great to see Brett again. And then he died. Again.
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    American Dad

    Even Toshi is wondering when they all became friends with him. And it just seems like nobody notices Klaus. He's become Brian and the writers just said "screw it" and just let him walk around. An entire police department didn't even bat an eye. Also, appreciated Tuttle's return. He seems self-aware of his place in the show now.
  3. Galileo908

    American Dad

    So Klaus is the lunch lady now. Then he's not. With Turlington coming back, I was REALLY hoping that this would turn into a Wheels & The Legman plot. It's the team-up we've been waiting for, and they don't go for it! But I still liked the plot. RIP Turlington. And Dr. Ray for that matter. "Jerk off to prove your loyalty!" Ahh, I missed you, Principal Lewis. He had a better villain plot in this than when he was Black Villain. "Not the pretty peacocks!" I loved Jeff having fun with the peacocks. Those escalator accidents were pretty gruesome.
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    S10.E02: Archer: 1999 -- Happy Borthday

    Of course Cyril picks Krieger to fight him because Krieger can't harm him. And of course Krieger is like Bishop from Alien and bleeds milk. Malory as Funbeak and just enjoying zapping Archer in the dick. It's been a long time coming. Is it wrong I wanted to see her as Funbeak for the rest of the season? Speaking of Funbeak, it reminded me so much of Turkatron from ATHF. Yeah...I said I liked the short hair look on Carol last week...and the gladiator gear on her made it even better. Oh god, imagine if you can smell Pam's boners. That's terrifying.
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    American Dad

    They never said he isn't...
  6. Galileo908

    American Dad

    Hayley's reduced to working at a Subway-like place? I'd be disappointed too, Stan. And I definitely feel the Long March. Life is just sad. Jeff & Hayley are perfect as Instagram couples that don't work. I loved Hayley just randomly tossing the keys out of the van, and that it apparently runs in the family with Francine tossing keys over the roof. "You can't look too good for a Billy Joel concert!" Well said, Steve. I loved that giant "Play Uptown Girl" hat, too. "Mom, why are you on Tinder?" "I SAID I'LL DRIVE!" So pure acai juice makes you Hulk out? Sounds about right. I was excited to see Tuttle make a cameo. Clever, not use him for a few weeks, and then I'll get excited when he finally comes back.
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    S10.E01: Archer: 1999 -- Bort the Garj

    Barry's would be Double Vision, for Other Barry. (maybe Other Barry IS a stand?!)
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    S10.E01: Archer: 1999 -- Bort the Garj

    The premiere just HAD to be on at the same time as the finale of What We Do in The Shadows. But thanks to the magic of DVR, I chose this to watch first. I actually caught the first ten(?) minutes at the Archer panel at this past NYCC, and you're all in for a treat. It didn't have the special fx done yet, so this was the first time I saw what Malory's energy orb self properly looks like, and she's fantastic. And all the space shots were gorgeous, to boot. Speaking of which, I'm pretty sure that's the ACTUAL audience reaction when Pam first appears. Seriously, nobody saw that coming. Loved hearing "nooooope" again. And man, I loved the short hair look on Carol. Also, Rock Monster Pam is amazing, as is Bishop Krieger, and Space Courtesan Ray. And love that Barry is now a full droid in this one. Also, not only do I love that the ship is the M/V Seamus, but the patch on everyone's arms has Babou the Ocelot and 934 TXS. I honestly can't wait to see what's next.
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    American Dad

    I can relate to the disdain of being the "Steve-child." I was wondering who the hell Danuta was and if we've seen her before, but I liked Francine bringing up that this is the first time they ever met. Roger was the shark because of course he was. I didn't expect him to bite Steve's arm off AT ALL. Don't know what was better: Edgy Steve or Horny Klaus. "He left his Bulbasaur?!" Gotta love seeing actual Pokemon getting namedropped on TV. Loved seeing Francine imagining everyone as Steve Buscemi. Also, True Blood is real in this show.
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    American Dad

    I was wondering when we'd get a plot with all of Steve's friends again. They've come so far that Steve turns down a group of strippers over his friends. Roger broke them all up over for a squash tournament. That Steve sucked at, and was dumped after that. That's just evil. "Oh wait, it was 412 one year olds." "That's much less interesting." I love that they DAD-ed Banksy. "Loud batch of Natty Ice." Of course Klaus and his Tampa friends drink Natty Ice.
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    S44.E21: Paul Rudd / DJ Khaled

    Cold Open: Aaaand Trump's back for the finale. And way to ruin my favorite Queen song, gang. Well, Cecily, Beck, and Kate were great, though. And I liked Son, and Eric again. Yeah, I'm bummed out. Not the best way to start. Monologue: Called it, Kissing Family got a shout out. But Paul Rudd delivered goods today, I really liked his Best Man monologue. Time Travel: The alien abduction sketch is back. As soon as the one couple said they were sent to the future, I knew Miss Rafferty was gonna get stuck with horny cavemen. I know people find this funny, but I've never gotten anything out of these sketches. Paul Rudd has nerves of steel, he seems to be the only person who never broke in these sketches. Game of Thrones: Okay, loved that Pete and DJ Kaled started rapping about Grace & Frankie. What's Wrong With This Picture: Everything about this was so delightfully weird. Elliott Pants, the girl has shrimp ears, Toyota Beef (The first car for THICC boys!), butt door? WU: This week's news: We're all screwed. I wouldn't put it past THIS NASA to launch Hillary Clinton to the moon. It was great to see Cecily Jeannine Pirro again. Seriously, she was just KILLING IT. Poor Colin getting so soaked. And I loved the surprise jokes coming back. And Leslie Jones was great. Fancy Party: And odd sketch. Now Fancy Party is stuck in my head. That Twilight Zone twist really came out of nowhere, didn't it? The View: This came back pretty quickly. The last one was also better. Paul Rudd does make a good Mayor Pete, but nothing really went anywhere. DJ Kaled was a solid "meh." Why couldn't any of the other people he brought in for a verse (like JOHN LEGEND) each perform instead? Leslie & Kyle: So is this truly the end of Beck & Kyle? I mean, we're finally seeing resolution with Kyle & Leslie. Paul Rudd coming in was THE BEST. "It's like an old movie theater!" and then he joined in. That was great. Loved Lorne as the winking moon. Slumber Party: Oh hey, the sketch that was cut from last week. Girls summon a demon through a ouija board and the demon wants to be part of the gang. "Is that Greek? Mazel tov!" Paul Rudd really was the best part of the sketch. Frankly, he carried the sketch, and yeah, not shocked it was cut before. Paul Rudd continues to be a great host. The material on the other hand... That's it for the season! See you all in the fall! It's been fun!
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    S44.E21: Paul Rudd / DJ Khaled

    I just know the Kissing Family sketch is gonna come back and I'm not looking forward to it.
  13. Galileo908

    Family Guy

    They were also Quagmire's. It's safe to assume they were used.
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    American Dad

    Bullock makes the perfect Slugworth for this Willy Wonka plot. And how could Tommy Tokes be anyone BUT Snoop? Of course Chelsea Peretti is one of the winners. Honestly? I was expecting Tuttle to be one of them and be the Augustus Gloop of the group. I'm honestly amazed that Tuttle wasn't in this episode at all. I enjoyed seeing Stelio Kontos in the creepy tunnel.
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    Family Guy

    It definitely sounded like Rachel. The Marie Kondo/Tidying up episode.
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