S16.E03: Week 3

[Thumper]

Did Chris H. just say Margaret Cho invented the roast????  Wrong!  Hoping I misheard him.

[tennisgurl]

Oh my God, the guys are all losing it while Clare looks super pissed. 

"I've seen three cameramen pass out while listening to you." 

[seasons]

I like Eazy. He is adorable and actually seems to have his shit together. More mature than most of these other guys.

[leighdear]

Oh Clare, you KNOW why they were picking on him.  Not much funny, but some very accurate.  

[SallyAlbright]

No issue with them roasting Dale, I just wish the actual jokes were funnier. 

[tennisgurl]

WORST BACHELORETTE EVER!

[seasons]

They need to end this now. Not fair to these guys at all.

[CindyBee]

Guess Bennett won't be getting the group date rose after he just savaged ole Dale

[Thumper]

Shouldn’t they be more angry with Clare than Dale?

[thehepburn]

Boo hoo. Dale. Boo hoo. Dale. Dale. Boohoo. Boo hoo. Dale. Boo hoo. Dale. Dale. Boohoo. Boo hoo. Dale. Boo hoo. Dale. Dale. Boohoo. Boo hoo. Dale. Boo hoo. Dale. Dale. Boohoo. Boo hoo. Dale. Boo hoo. Dale. Dale. Boohoo. Boo hoo. Dale. Boo hoo. Dale. Dale. Boohoo. Boo hoo. Dale. Boo hoo. Dale. Dale. Boohoo. Boo hoo. Dale. Boo hoo. Dale. Dale. Boohoo. 

*sniff*

 

Boo hoo. Dale. Boo hoo. Dale. Dale. Boohoo. Boo hoo. Dale. Boo hoo. Dale. Dale. Boohoo. Boo hoo. Dale. Boo hoo. Dale. Dale. Boohoo. Boo hoo. Dale. Boo hoo. Dale. Dale. Boohoo. Boo hoo. Dale. Boo hoo. Dale. Dale. Boohoo. Boo hoo. Dale. Boo hoo. Dale. Dale. Boohoo. Boo hoo. Dale. Boo hoo. Dale. Dale. Boohoo. Boo hoo. Dale. Boo hoo. Dale. Dale. Boohoo. Boo hoo. Dale. Boo hoo. Dale. Dale. Boohoo. DALE! 

[JenE4]

2 minutes ago, Thumper said:

Did Chris H. just say Margaret Cho invented the roast????  Wrong!  Hoping I misheard him.

They said she’s a member of The Friar’s Club, which invented the roast.

Eazy reacting to the jokes was funnier than any of the actual jokes.

[alexa]

They can’t win.  When they are accused of being bros when that is all they have to do since she cancels everything.  Then she has a roast and doesn’t like the results.  

[tennisgurl]

This is really just a waste of time for the rest of the guys, just head on home. I know that almost every season has a favorite, but most people can at least pretend to be interested in some of the other contestants. 

[FlyingEgret]

What are the chances that Dale gets a second group date rose for a date he wasn't even on? 

[Ripley68]

Dale's ears are weird.

[tennisgurl]

Just now, FlyingEgret said:

What are the chances that Dale gets a second group date rose for a date he wasn't even on? 

Dale gets a rose in the special newly created category of "Being Dale". 

[saber5055]

16 minutes ago, Thumper said:

Does anyone know what traumas Clare has been healed from?  

The only one she talks about non-stop is Juan Pablo not proposing to her when she was all ready to marry him. THEN it became a big deal that he told her he liked effing her although ees was okay when she thought they were getting engaged.

Of course that was six year ago. She was engaged to Benoit after that, and they are supposedly still friends. I think the "trauma" is Clare's hook to be on this show, to finally find TRU LURVE.

OMG, now Clare won't stop talking about Dale with Bennett. WTH. STFU about Dale Clare.

Worst.Bachelorette.EVER.

[CindyBee]

Don't forget that next week's episode is on Thursday night.

And poor naive Jordan C, thinking that it would be a good night cause Dale wasn't there.  

[tennisgurl]

Enough about us lets talk about Dale! Dale Dale Dale! When Dale is not on screen, people should be asking "where's Dale?" 

[Ripley68]

"Like,.....Oh my God......tell me what he said about me...no don't...wait, yeah, SQUEAL, when did he say he's the front runner."  Bennet, "lets put Dale aside and talk about you and me."  Claire, "yeah, I get it, lets do it...but seriously, when did he say he was the best suited, tell me what he said about me!"

[leighdear]

Dale took the criticism pretty well.  He didn't seemed pissed at anybody.  I think they DO all bro out together when Clare isn't there, Dale included. 

I LOVE her dress.  That color is is the perfect bright golden shade to me.  

[SallyAlbright]

3 minutes ago, saber5055 said:

The only one she talks about non-stop is Juan Pablo not proposing to her when she was all ready to marry him. THEN it became a big deal that he told her he liked effing her although ees was okay when she thought they were getting engaged.

Of course that was six year ago. She was engaged to Benoit after that, and they are supposedly still friends. I think the "trauma" is Clare's hook to be on this show, to finally find TRU LURVE.

OMG, now Clare won't stop talking about Dale with Bennett. WTH. STFU about Dale Clare.

Worst.Bachelorette.EVER.

I totally agree she's not a great Bachelorette, but I have heard her talk about a physically abusive relationship that she apparently was in before Juan Pablo. I'm guessing that is what she was alluding to. 

[dizzyd]

I hope these guys realize that she’s just not worth their time. She’s really wasting their time.

[tinkerbell]

Clare repeats Deanna's "when you know you know" .   Except -   Clare has "known"  a few times before, all on bachelor shows. 

[leighdear]

Sorry Bennett, it's later than you think.  *LOL*

[JenE4]

Bennett tells Clare he doesn’t want to talk about Dale anymore—and she immediately follows up with another question about Dale! Oh, here comes the next guy, “Did Dale tell you he wants to marry me??” And the next...and on and on... She doesn’t want to know a damn thing about any of them—Enough about me, what does Dale think about me???? 

[leighdear]

"I'm gonna go sleep on Dale"

[dizzyd]

She couldn’t give out that rose because all she wanted to talk about was Fing Dale. 

[tennisgurl]

Well, I do like that dress a lot, that shade of yellow looks great on Clare. 

Other than that I have nothing good to say about her now. Wow. 

Wait, did she just say my fiancé?!?!

[alexa]

For goodness sake, give out the rose.  She is awful!

[CindyBee]

OMG, the producers are giving her such a bitch edit.  They really must hate her!

[saber5055]

Yeah, I knew she wasn't going to give the group-date rose.

Clare SUCKS.

And stop with the "Dale's and I's relationship" crap.

[JenE4]

Holy shit! I can’t even FAKE enough interest in ANY of you to give this rose to anyone. And she’s already calling Dale her fiancé!

[SallyAlbright]

The producers are going pretty scorched earth on her edit. She is not coming out of this looking good AT ALL. 

So many guys in this group that I like so far. Bennett, Zac C, Ivan, Demar, Riley, Eazy, Brendan, etc. 

[saber5055]

Oh, crap, now it's over and I didn't get to see all the guys walk out. Day-um.

And now I can't unsee Dale's ears, so thanks you guys.

And Tayisha is next week? Day-um.

[tennisgurl]

She is getting one of the worst edits I think I have ever seen on this show, like good god. She might as well have given all of those guys a giant middle finger instead of a rose. And her giving "herself" the rose made her sound like a serial killer. 

[Ripley68]

I honestly thought she was going to give the rose to Dale saying, 'you all gave him such a hard time, and he took he it so great, he deserves the rose."

Damn....Tayshia looked GOOD!!!!  I hope she does a good job.  Those men are going to be so happy when they see her.

Edited October 28, 2020 by Ripley68

[alexa]

She is so disliked online...and she earned it.  

[CindyBee]

3 minutes ago, SallyAlbright said:

The producers are going pretty scorched earth on her edit. She is not coming out of this looking good AT ALL. 

So many guys in this group that I like so far. Bennett, Zac C, Ivan, Demar, Riley, Eazy, Brendan, etc. 

That group date had Ben, Bennett, Brendan, Dr. Joe, Zac, Ivan, Demar and even Kenny and his tats and she couldn't give one of them a rose cause they made fun of her pretend fiance!??! 

Clare better stay off social media for awhile as she's getting blasted right now.

[meatball77]

Ok, I want the full video of her roasting all the guys except Dale. . . .

 

[tinkerbell]

After Clare  makes the guys wait all day for the group date, she promises them a cocktail party.  the party starts with Dale asking the other guys if they mind if he talks to Clare alone for FIVE MINUTES - the rest of the guys are left waiting  an hour while Dale and Clare make out in a bed.   Holy CRAP she  is rude!  

[Callaphera]

Clare: "Wow, I really appreciate all these conversations we have. I'm being, like, totally heartfelt right now."
Also Clare: "Because all the conversations are about Dale." 

Clare, you are neither Kelly Taylor nor Jennie Garth. YOU DO NOT GET TO CHOOSE YOURSELF. 

[Jax7917]

Clare missed the not exclusively dating 1 person part of being the bachelorette . I’m sure on other seasons , the leads have picked one person right out of the gate that they’re infatuated with .. but production generally edits that out . On this season , they’re purposely putting her being exclusively obsessed with one person in non stop . I have to say , Clare is being horrible to the other guys , but I’m enjoying this as a viewer since it’s a nice change from “ I’m in love with 2 people until I Wake up on the day of the final rose ceremony and I magically figure out which of the two I can’t live without .” 

[rebel2u]

I'm starting to think Clare is a MAJOR narcissist.   Me, Me, Me!  I showed up, I spoke my mind, I know what I want!   There are 20-some guys still there, Clare--who showed up, spoke their minds and are trying to see if you are what they want--it's not just about you!  Don't most of the leads know who they are interested in within the first few days?  And they manage to keep it together for a season!  Grow up!

Oh, and Tayshia was speechlessly, breathtakingly gorgeous.

Clare who?

Edited October 28, 2020 by rebel2u

[dizzyd]

1 minute ago, CindyBee said:

Clare better stay off social media for awhile as she's getting blasted right now.

Nah, Clare’s just going to pay herself on the back or give herself some roses for “speaking her truth and showing up”. If you’re blasting her, she’ll give you the Yosef treatment. She really wasted all the guys time but it was pretty  good entertainment.

[tennisgurl]

For a Bachelorette who was hyped as this mature adult woman, Clare sure does act like a middle schooler with a crush and a narcissistic streak a mile long. 

Save us Tayshia!

[dizzyd]

1 minute ago, tennisgurl said:

Save us Tayshia

I wouldn’t put much hope into that. 

[MadeleineElster]

OMG. She is the worst.  Her stupid adolescent conversations with the men after the roast, where she kept trying to find out what Dale said about her. She could not have cared less about the men. She is obsessed with Dale.  What a narcissistic twit. Good luck, Dale. Lock up the kitchen knives. 😀

[tennisgurl]

Seriously, DID SHE REFER TO DALE AS HER FIANCE!? DID THAT JUST HAPPEN?!

[Jax7917]

I know I’m gonna sound bad , but I can’t wait until Dale Inevitably dumps Clare . She’s treating the other guys terribly and is making up any and every excuse to make it seem like all the others aren’t good enough for her and are triggering her traumas meanwhile it’s just because she wants the guys to be duplicates of Dale . She’s really immature and needs a wake up call .