S07.E08: Judgement Day

[Spike]

Tania & Syngin struggle with communication. Juliana seeks independence. Religion divides Mike & Natalie. Mursel makes an important decision. Jasmin finds it hard to fit in. Anny's birthday gets wild. Angela hears news about Michael's visa.
 

Airs 12/22/19

[magemaud]

Does Pillow Talk immediately follow the episode tonight? No awful nail show? 

[Frozendiva]

I think it is on right after. I am spared the shopping channel or whatever else I fimd to watch.

[Spike]

2 hours ago, magemaud said:

Does Pillow Talk immediately follow the episode tonight? No awful nail show? 

The TLC schedule says they are flipped and pillow is first.

[magemaud]

I'm in the Eastern Time Zone and my schedule says "Judgement Day" is on from 8:00 to 10:02, immediately followed by "Judgement Day Pillow Talk" from 10:02-11:00. 

[Tuneful]

OK, since it's "Judgment Day," I'll be judgy: who has 3 hours to spend on this cra@pfest the weekend before C'mas/Hannukah. including people who have to get up early for their jobs? TLC/Sharp should edit these episodes down, or add an episode or two to the season if it's required, which I think is debatable. Pillow Talk drags, too. And the Tell Alls? Edit those puppies to 60 or 90 amins. nd cut the arrivals/departures and backstage hissy fits. I don't care who doesn't want to sit next to whom, and who talks behind someone else's back. It's juvenile. 

Edited December 23, 2019 by Tuneful
On the rampage

[Christina]

Since it is going to be a few days before I can watch this episode, I'm going to submit my review now so that I can once again claim psychic abilities for stating the obvious.

Sasha is an ass and everyone else is stupid.

I thought I saw that Unpolished is over, with the last episode a wedding last week. I didn't watch that show, though,

[Spike]

1 hour ago, Christina said:

Since it is going to be a few days before I can watch this episode, I'm going to submit my review now so that I can once again claim psychic abilities for stating the obvious.

Sasha is an ass and everyone else is stupid.

I thought I saw that Unpolished is over, with the last episode a wedding last week. I didn't watch that show, though,

It said new for the episode tonight on the TLC schedule but maybe that was an error.

[FrancescaFiore]

HAHAHA! I'M SO HAPPY TRASHCANGELA THE TAXPAYER'S PETITION GOT DENIED!

Tania's mom is an abrasive assache who appears to be a little over attached to her Jack Daniel's. What is she doing, marking the bottle to see if anyone drank some? Maybe all for the best. Syngin would probably develop himself a raging alcohol problem after 30 days of zero buffer between him and Missy.

Robert is SUCH a crapweasel! "I brought you here to be my personal ho & my son's mom, not to live the life YOU wanted. But I never communicated my outrageous expectations, I just expected her to  audition for the role I didn't tell her she was supposed to perform.   Fuuuuuuuuuuhuuuuuck you, Dudebro.

Edited December 23, 2019 by FrancescaFiore

[Hangin Out]

One is more stupid than the other.  I just can’t.

[Spike]

Even in absentia Sasha is an ass.

[DanaMB]

I can't believe how excited I was to see the Publix Chocolate Ganache cake. 😂

[Adeejay]

I have a feeling Syngin won't touch Tania's mother's whiskey again.  Someone should probably remind Tania that she has a fiancée at home.  Salsa dancing with cute Rastas is a no-no.

I bet this was the first time in history that a man turned down a threesome with two women. 

 

[FrancescaFiore]

16 minutes ago, Spike said:

Even in absentia Sasha is an ass.

Yeah, Sasha's still some leftover ass from last week. 

[DanaMB]

"I feel lonely in the shed."

That should not be spoken by anyone unless they are being held prisoner by a crazy person. Oh, wait.

[HorrrGoodnight]

I think it's so weird that what's her name is leaving in the middle of the 90 days. Like WTF. I know she would have to put off her PhD in organic herbology for another year but it just seems like piss poor planning... which I guess is the theme of this show. Not to mention she has no time to call her fiance yet she's 'learning salsa' and frolicking on the beach with her ass out. Seems a wee bit slutassbitchasshorish y'know? And WHY don't her or her big titty 'friends ' that she just met 2 weeks ago wear bras? 

Wine man has a dark side that's  creeping out slowly but surely. However, Juliana might be better off with the prenush than without. 

Memaw doesn't understand what ineligible means....shocker. Mahckle's ugly cry was something else. No doubt Grangela thinks he's heartbroken over not being with her.  Meanwhile he's thinking about how he's repeatedly mounted Pumbaa all for naught. 

Anny's cake looked good AF. She is annoying but really seems to care about Bryson. 

Turkey man looks 50 years old letting Mommy and Daddy tell him he needs to leave Anna, come home and help with the bees?? I can't feel sorry for her though. 

Jasmine doesn't want to be anyone's friend and it makes for great TV. Blake just seems enamored with the foreign lip injections. 

I'm over the God vs Aliens saga 

[Spike]

23 minutes ago, DanaMB said:

I can't believe how excited I was to see the Publix Chocolate Ganache cake. 😂

And did tania’s mother claim she made the tiramisu?  It was in one of those grocery store clamshells and had the ingredients sticker on it.

[goofygirl]

Well shit!! Does this mean Grangela ain't gonna need no aigs to tote?

[Spike]

I don’t know if Tania was overindulging in Costa Rica but that two piece swimsuit was brutal.  She looked like a cello from the rear.

Okay I’m a cis white male too but is it really woke and progressive to reduce people like that?  They don’t even know him.  I consider myself a feminist, so there!

[HorrrGoodnight]

3 minutes ago, Spike said:

And did tania’s mother claim she made the tiramisu?  It was in one of those grocery store clamshells and had the ingredients sticker on it.

I think she just wanted to make it known that was HER cake, HER Jack Daniel's, HER shed, HER flighty ass daughter. etc

[Spike]

19 minutes ago, SlutAssBitchAssHor said:

Turkey man looks 50 years old letting Mommy and Daddy tell him he needs to leave Anna, come home and help with the bees?? I can't feel sorry for her though

Was Mursel Papa wearing a hijab or rocking shepherd garb?

Just now, SlutAssBitchAssHor said:

I think she just wanted to make it known that was HER cake, HER Jack Daniel's, HER shed, HER flighty ass daughter. etc

Watch Syngin try the teenager trick of replacing the booze with water.

[DanaMB]

Anny complains it's raining and she doesn't wan to get her hair wait.  Girl... you're in Florida. Get used to it. That was nothing.

[FrancescaFiore]

"It's muh tax-payin' RIGHT!"

😂🤣😂🤣 Maybe she can get Mykull that visa if she tweets the president the scene of Mykull in the still-nightmare-haunting speedo.

[Kangatush]

Question, if we, as tax payers, band together, can we get Grangela removed from the US?

 

[PityFree]

5 hours ago, Tuneful said:

OK, since it's "Judgment Day," I'll be judgy: who has 3 hours to spend on this cra@pfest the weekend before C'mas/Hannukah. including people who have to get up early for their jobs? TLC/Sharp should edit these episodes down, or add an episode or two to the season if it's required, which I think is debatable. Pillow Talk drags, too. And the Tell Alls? Edit those puppies to 60 or 90 amins. nd cut the arrivals/departures and backstage hissy fits. I don't care who doesn't want to sit next to whom, and who talks behind someone else's back. It's juvenile. 

 I multitasked. I had the show playing  in the background  while I tried to make a batch of fortune cookies. I also wrapped all of my nephew dogs xmas gifts. But I also have the fortune of being able to work from home tomorrow so I don’t have to factor in a commute and can sleep in a little later.

 Now the only comment I have about the show so far is that I’m surprised that no one—including any of the pillow talk people—said anything about poor Chloe, who climbed the wall twice and her dad never even bothered to look up to watch her do it.  Bad job, wine douche dad!!

 Oh also I think it’s a huge red flag when your future mother-in-law won’t share her whiskey with you!!!

 Also, Tonya and her Costa Rican friends all needed bras. 

[PityFree]

 And I’ll say it every week that Angela brings it up, but there is no way on earth she is a net positive tax payer.  That woman is and is going to be a drain on the system  no matter what she claims.

[endure]

I would have expected Robert to at least be a little more open minded considering his MIL is a porn star ⭐️ 

[PityFree]

 Oh also did anyone else shout “that’s all??” at the TV when Michael revealed his “staggering” debt was $30,000???  I think $30,000 is manageable (depending on the terms of the loans, of course). Michael seems to have a good work ethic and IIRC, I think some of his debt is from acquiring the property he now lives on. 

[endure]

23 minutes ago, Kangatush said:

Question, if we, as tax payers, band together, can we get Grangela removed from the US?

 

Just don’t send her to Canada 🇨🇦 

[PityFree]

 This episode left me with anxiety because I didn’t know that I was supposed to be decolonizing.  I need to figure out what decolonizing is first. 

[endure]

I’ m thinking the Russian woman should be on some medication she’s giving me fatal attraction vibes.

[Jeanne222]

Natalie is not ok.  Mike better move along.  I see a whole lot of heartbreak with her.  Something very bad is wrong with her!

Did production treat Michael and his friends to new clothes?  I think yes!

Annie seems to know her way around the strip club.

Tania..you ain't all that girlfriend!

The best part of tonight was that chocolate cake.

Blake is half owner of a recording studio???  Noooooooooo!

[PityFree]

 I just watched my sister go through a divorce and a large issue in their marriage was the fact that my sister is very, very religious and her ex-husband was not. At the beginning they thought they could just be open and respectful and everything would be OK.  But (especially after having kids) the differences between them in such a fundamental issue became too much to deal with.  Natalie’s faith is a core of her identity and I see disaster ahead if they marry.

[Frozendiva]

Well, it wasn't a holiday feast this evening.

Syngin/Tania/Tania's mom - the dude is bored in nowhereland. Nothing to do except for yard work. Give the guy a break on the booze in the coffee. He is lucky he is not in Canada, where our alcohol prices are high and we pay a lot of taxes for it. He should not be putting lawn fertilizer down without wearing shoes - that stuff is nasty and can burn. Tania's mom - charge your daughter for the booze or take it out of his yard work rent. Tania is with her new 'woke' friends who will be nothing to her within a week. All that makeup, all that bad hair, all that yuck. And please, all of you, invest in a good bra. Witch doctor school sure looks fun with a lot of beach 'me' time. Syngin, if you do stick with witchy-poo, she will keep running off on you to find herself.

Michael and Juliana - nice way to get out of the pre-nush, Juliana. Well-manipulated. If that was Ce-Ce's sparkly jacket, yikes - a semi adult woman wearing a 7 year old's clothing. Michael can and will set up trust accounts so you don't get your hands on all his fortune after a year or so of marriage. You both don't really know each other. I know I own a house on my own and am subject to the dower law here - any dude moves in and after a while, he can claim half the house as his unless there is some agreement drawn up. The thing is, Juliana, that the modelling life can be short - once you hit 25 and even 30, the work dries up. Even yachting jobs become fewer. Get some education, start your own business, and get your own independence. You know perfectly well you will not be married to Douchebag for 50 or so years.

Anna and Mursel - what a conniving little man. Tell the truth about your soon to be wife having 3 kids and that you want to be with her and get to know them. Not lie to your parents. Otherwise, pack your bag and leave. You are being a creep and a lowlife. A less desperate woman would kick you to the curb.

Robert and Anny - you want a good little God-fearing wife who is at your beck and call and has no needs, desires, or fantasies of her own. Maybe she will hook up with Bryson's grandma for some fun. No one wants to be buttered up or manipulated with a birthday cake. She enjoyed her time at the strip club a little too much and you didn't like it one bit. You also do not just have Bryson - there are 4 other kids you don't mention. Anny might love Bryson, but unless she seessome real potential for you, she is only here for the Green Card.

Angela and Michael - well, Romeo and Juliet suffer a far different fate in this version. Countries have immigration laws to protect its citizens. Michael and his country are seen as a bad risk. Being a taxpayer doesn't mean that you can marry Michael, or ET, or anyone. There are rules, and they apply to everyone. Michael has every right to be upset, whether he genuinely loves Angela or not (that's a stretch - anyone who puts me through any sort of abuse is gone from my life). His friends make a lot of sense. Playing up the great love for the camera crew and show and maybe showing it as evidence of a real relationship may not work.

Blake and Jasmin - her life goal is to not work and be a housewife? Like a real one who cooks and cleans and takes care of the kids? Or the ones on TV who dress fabulously, have assistants, have glamorous businesses. She seems a bit dead behind the eyes - no emotion, never perks up. Does she think Blake can introduce her to the Hollywood set? Being conventionally pretty only gets you so far and blondes like you are a dime a dozen in Los Angeles. Ya gotta have a gimmick, girl.

Mike and Natalie - Natalie, give it up over organized religion. A lot of people don't care for organized religion and many leave it when they are younger and don't always go back. You can believe in God or whatever you call it and not be part of some church. You should have been very clear about what you want in a relationship and that the man needs to be Catholic or whatever. Fearing for people who don't believe in God is weird. There are many paths to God other than being part of some church. Mike has a modest amount of debt that can be paid off in a relatively moderate amount of time. Stop the cray-cray.

Edited December 23, 2019 by Frozendiva

[Boston]

I have to speak up about ANGELA talking about how she is a taxpayer.. she is NOT.. IF,(as we have heard .. she is on section 8).. if that is true she pays a portion of her rent.. I don't know HOW she is keeping those kids.. and when you are on section 8 YOU DON'T PAY TAXES.. (from someone who worked for the government).. 

[DaphneCat]

52 minutes ago, PityFree said:

 Oh also did anyone else shout “that’s all??” at the TV when Michael revealed his “staggering” debt was $30,000???  I think $30,000 is manageable (depending on the terms of the loans, of course). Michael seems to have a good work ethic and IIRC, I think some of his debt is from acquiring the property he now lives on. 

But you have to give him credit.  He TOLD her about it, and he wants to get it under control BEFORE having a baby.  It's not like it's enough that it will take 10 years before they can even think about having a baby.  This level of sanity is not normal for 90DF.

And Robert's rant about being a role model for Bryson.  HOW THE HELL WOULD BRYSON EVER KNOW IF THEY HAD A THREESOME???   Surely, he doesn't know if they have sex now so how would he ever know if they added extras?  I get it, he doesn't want it (and I'm not saying he's wrong) but to use Bryson as an excuse just seems really cowardly.

[Boston]

1 minute ago, Boston said:

I have to speak up about ANGELA talking about how she is a taxpayer.. she is NOT.. IF,(as we have heard .. she is on section 8).. if that is true she pays a portion of her rent.. I don't know HOW she is keeping those kids.. and when you are on section 8 YOU DON'T PAY TAXES.. (from someone who worked for the government).. 

I spelled government wrong.. never said I was a great speller 

6 hours ago, Tuneful said:

OK, since it's "Judgment Day," I'll be judgy: who has 3 hours to spend on this cra@pfest the weekend before C'mas/Hannukah. including people who have to get up early for their jobs? TLC/Sharp should edit these episodes down, or add an episode or two to the season if it's required, which I think is debatable. Pillow Talk drags, too. And the Tell Alls? Edit those puppies to 60 or 90 amins. nd cut the arrivals/departures and backstage hissy fits. I don't care who doesn't want to sit next to whom, and who talks behind someone else's back. It's juvenile. 

You be Judge Judy.. you are so right

[Boston]

3 minutes ago, Boston said:

I spelled government wrong.. never said I was a great speller 

You be Judge Judy.. you are so right

Thank you.. it has been bothering me about Angela's "living"

[Spike]

6 minutes ago, DaphneCat said:

But you have to give him credit.  He TOLD her about it, and he wants to get it under control BEFORE having a baby.  It's not like it's enough that it will take 10 years before they can even think about having a baby.  This level of sanity is not normal for 90DF.

And Robert's rant about being a role model for Bryson.  HOW THE HELL WOULD BRYSON EVER KNOW IF THEY HAD A THREESOME???   Surely, he doesn't know if they have sex now so how would he ever know if they added extras?  I get it, he doesn't want it (and I'm not saying he's wrong) but to use Bryson as an excuse just seems really cowardly.

I think the average American family owes more than that.  Not to mention students loans.

7 minutes ago, DaphneCat said:

But you have to give him credit.  He TOLD her about it, and he wants to get it under control BEFORE having a baby.  It's not like it's enough that it will take 10 years before they can even think about having a baby.  This level of sanity is not normal for 90DF.

And Robert's rant about being a role model for Bryson.  HOW THE HELL WOULD BRYSON EVER KNOW IF THEY HAD A THREESOME???   Surely, he doesn't know if they have sex now so how would he ever know if they added extras?  I get it, he doesn't want it (and I'm not saying he's wrong) but to use Bryson as an excuse just seems really cowardly.

Well they do all share a bed.

[Boston]

Syngin needs to steal the Jack Daniels and just get out of there.  PLEASE.. how can people be so much like a p...y.  good God

[bravofan27]

Syngin is the best person to ever be on this show. He's sweet, compassionate, loving, great looking, and seems to be completely committed to Tania. He expresses himself beautifully, and I think that Tania is actually a good match for him!

I felt sad for Mursel. His family seems very conservative Islam and I sort of wonder if Mursel is fleeing from them. I bet his life back in Turkey was hell. I think he is really sad to have to leave, but it's hard to fight culture. Culture always wins.

 

[Boston]

Syngin is setting himself for failure with that witch.  Also, no matter what ANYONE says about Anny (Robert is an ass).. she just wants the green card.. OH, and so does Juliana.. hate her.. she's a fake

[PinkFlamingo]

Can you imagine losing your friends, not leaving the house, quitting your job, avoiding accidentally appearing in pictures with women, sleeping in a car, getting cake thrown in your face, avoiding boats, winning Nigeria’s equivalent of an academy award for best actor by acting like and professing true love for a  abusive, loudmouth, globular ashtray with an attitude problem - just to get to America — only to have the application denied!

The horror...

[bravofan27]

Julianna and Michaeal's relationship is purely transactional. However, I'm not sure what either are getting. Maybe Michael is getting a  friend/nanny for his kids? Julianna clearly is trying to escape her country and get a green card.

I have a friend from the Ukraine, and yes, they are direct, no nonsense, and the epitome of high strung, goal-oriented. Plus, I feel that Michael HAD to know that telling her he believed that the religious world is mistaking aliens for God, isn't going to go over well. Then again, maybe he was raised under a rock. Really though, I think Natalie is just a ton smarter than Mike. He is never going to be able to keep up with her mentally. He's always going to be confused. And apparently walking aimlessly

Edited December 23, 2019 by bravofan27

[Racj82]

3 hours ago, Adeejay said:

I have a feeling Syngin won't touch Tania's mother's whiskey again.  Someone should probably remind Tania that she has a fiancée at home.  Salsa dancing with cute Rastas is a no-no.

I bet this was the first time in history that a man turned down a threesome with two women. 

 

All men don't think the same way. I've never found the concept of a woman I'm with hooking up with another woman whether I'm there or not appealing. One of my best friends finds nothing sexy about two women being together at all.

[Racj82]

1 hour ago, bravofan27 said:

Syngin is the best person to ever be on this show. He's sweet, compassionate, loving, great looking, and seems to be completely committed to Tania. He expresses himself beautifully, and I think that Tania is actually a good match for him!

I felt sad for Mursel. His family seems very conservative Islam and I sort of wonder if Mursel is fleeing from them. I bet his life back in Turkey was hell. I think he is really sad to have to leave, but it's hard to fight culture. Culture always wins.

 

Counterpoint is that Tania is garbage and is not perfect for anyone who doesn't want to be a human doormat.

And fuck her witch doctor friends. Acting like he's a dog that needs to get trained. I hate when women talk about men like that. Not all women do it. I just hate it when I see it done. Especially when the guy isn't actually being clingy at all and is logical based on the circumstances.

[Nilo]

1 hour ago, DaphneCat said:

 

And Robert's rant about being a role model for Bryson.  HOW THE HELL WOULD BRYSON EVER KNOW IF THEY HAD A THREESOME???   Surely, he doesn't know if they have sex now so how would he ever know if they added extras?  I get it, he doesn't want it (and I'm not saying he's wrong) but to use Bryson as an excuse just seems really cowardly.

I think Bryson would know because I think they are all still in one bed.  At least Robert has some standards:

Bring the Dominican Mary Poppins Pen Pal into the bed you share with your child on Night 1 - Fine

Threesome with a stripper on my birthday in the same bed - A horrifying example for my impressionable son

[OldButHappy]

1 hour ago, PinkFlamingo said:

 

Can you imagine losing your friends, not leaving the house, quitting your job, avoiding accidentally appearing in pictures with women, sleeping in a car, getting cake thrown in your face, avoiding boats, winning Nigeria’s equivalent of an academy award for best actor by acting like and professing true love for a  abusive, loudmouth, globular ashtray with an attitude problem - just to get to America — only to have the application denied!

 

Some guys have all the luck.

[LennieBriscoe]

Merry Holidays, mes amis, and may you all receive the "90DF" T-shirt or embroidered handbag of your dreams! 

[endure]

Mikul sure dodged a bullet!