90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Gobi]

Hi everyone! Hope the Aliens brought you the gifts you wanted.

[Twopper]

Happy almost New Year.  Hope 2021 is better than 2020.

I never can schedule my life properly.  Here is is time to chat, and dinner is ready.  I will just have to read and try to keep up with the show that way, but Mr TWoPper may think I am ignoring him.

Edited December 31, 2020 by Twopper

[Floatingbison]

Hey everyone!!!!   Tonight's going to be great!

[Doublemint]

Hi Peeps - hoping for some good snark to finish 2020!!!!

[Angry Moldovan]

Sliding in for our weekly snark fast

[TazDevil]

Hey y'all!!  Here but eating dinner.  I'll catch up in a bit...

[peaceknit]

Bonjour, mes amis!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brandon, kidnap one of the German Shepherd puppies (which it seems like they get big bucks for) and hold it hostage until Betty agrees to let you sleep together.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Hi everyone! Hope the Aliens brought you the gifts you wanted.

My gift was a disaster.

[Pepper Mostly]

Good evening my darlings! I hope everyone's holidays were happy and peaceful. 2021 is just around the corner, hold on!

[kacesq]

Greetings my friends! So happy to be spending Sunday with you all! 

[JennyMominFL]

Hi all. I hope everyone who celebrates Christmas had a decent one, as good as one can be in the covid word. For anyone wondering, my friend who quarantined in Aruba for 2 weeks had no problem getting into the USA last week. However, the day after he got here they closed the border to anyone with a UK passport. He made it in to the country by hours

[LennieBriscoe]

Moi aussi, peaceknit! 

 

[kacesq]

Wow. Feel the love and passion between these two.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

My gift was a disaster.

*HUGS*

[Mr. Miner]

I can’t stand these two morons. 🖕🏻

[Zombness]

Good evening everyone! Hope you all had a great holiday!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

She doesn't know how to stir eggs? What the fuck?

[Angry Moldovan]

She’s going to hate it

[Auntie Anxiety]

Natalie is practicing for her role as a Santa elf in the Sequem  community theatre production of “Elf.”

[Emmeline]

Hope you all had a wonderful holiday.  After several days of eating, drinking, napping and crazy movies, I’m ready for some normality.  Bring on the snark!

[Floatingbison]

Sequim is pretty remote, and not an easy drive to Seattle. 

[Gobi]

I wonder if it gets cold in Sequim?

[kacesq]

Isn’t the Ukraine cold a lot of the time too?

[Straycat80]

What’s for breakfast? Rabbit stew? 
If Mike wants to get rid of Natalie just have Uncle Bo put on a Jason mask and run out of the barn with a chain saw. 

[Frozendiva]

Natalie, you are in a place where the cold is damp and it will take some getting used to.

[Andi27]

I didn't realize Kiev was tropical.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Natalie, you need to get treated for your severe case of lockjaw.

[greekmom]

She's probably use to dry cold and I am curious if the town that Mike is in isn't dry.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, Natalie is already longing for the warm tropical breezes and sun kissed beaches of Ukraine. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Isn’t the Ukraine cold a lot of the time too?

May be more of a dry cold, like it is here.

[Grifter Lives]

Mike has an icon of the Virgin Mary on top of his refrigerator.

[Armchair Critic]

My ex husband just texted me that he thinks Natalie is cute. I swear some men just see blonde hair and don't look much further. 🙄😂

[JennyMominFL]

Cant he just turn up the heat a bit?

[Floatingbison]

So he listed a lot of negatives.. . . so why is she even there?  Why all this trauma?

[DragonFlyzz]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

I wonder if it gets cold in Sequim?

I don’t think so.  Nat probably would’ve mentioned it if it did.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Natalie is getting on her sanctimonious high horse in 3...2....1

And I get the feeling that she is turned off by Mike—he’s putting the weight back on.

Edited December 28, 2020 by Auntie Anxiety

[Eldemarge]

If a man wants to make me french toast, go right ahead.  Natalie is lame.

[VioletNevermind]

Natalie is eating that French toast the way I ate my Brussels sprouts when I was six-years-old. 

[Gobi]

French toast is better in Turkey.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

My ex husband just texted me that he thinks Natalie is cute. I swear some men just see blonde hair and don't look much further. 🙄😂

She’s hiding the psycho at the mo, give it time

[kacesq]

Too bad all that healthy eating has no effect on your personality, Natalie.

[hula-la]

Just now, kacesq said:

Isn’t the Ukraine cold a lot of the time too?

Living in the PNW (in Canada), it’s a damp cold that gets in your bones. I’ve been in -20C in other parts of the country and it doesn’t feel as cold as 1C does here. Having said that, I’m assuming he has indoor heating, so it’s not that cold, Natalie. 

[Straycat80]

Who doesn’t like french toast? Natalie is psycho! 

[Frozendiva]

Mike, you forgot to cook bacon!

[Pepper Mostly]

You know, Mike is really attaching a lot of importance to a plate of French toast. Dude, its a plate of food, not the goddamn holy grail.

[Armchair Critic]

5 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

My gift was a disaster.

What happened if you don't mind sharing?

[Doublemint]

She's got her I love NY coffee cup - no rural life for her.

[Grifter Lives]

Uncle Beau appreciated the pancakes on Sunday, even if it wasn't a bottomless brunch.

[kacesq]

I not pay extra for beauty products, need money for lip injections...which are healthy.