90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Pepper Mostly]

Do you think Colt will yell "I fucking love you!" to show his devotion?

WHY do we always have to see Colt and Jess sucking face? Uncle!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Of course Jess wants a relationship. She needs her green card and would sell her soul. Exhibit A- having sex with Colt.

Stop, TLC, I don’t need to see Colt shaking his ass. Yuck.

[Grifter Lives]

Is New Colt = Colt 2.0?  

[greekmom]

The dancing is BAD

[Andi27]

I'm trying to eat some ice cream, but then that shot of Coltee shaking his ass...

[sainte-chapelle]

Holy fuck Colt dancing....barf

[Frozendiva]

Colt didn't do anything to fix things for himself. He found love again so quickly. Really. Get some independence, get your own place, etc.

[Bees52]

Oh my! Colt and Jess are in love! Whoo hoo!

 

Let's see how long those romantic feelings last after she meets Debbie...

[OoogleEyes]

OMG those shorts are a fashion NO, Colt

Edited June 29, 2020 by OoogleEyes

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

The mind boggles what sort of sex toys body parts he has in those bags

FTFY.

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I feel we need a support group with lots of gin

Sign me up!

[VioletNevermind]

Watching Coltee dancing just now while drinking coffee is the closest I’ve ever come to a spit-take. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Coltee dancing was like a surrealist interpretive dance and I have to look away

[kendi]

Just now, greekmom said:

The dancing is BAD

Plus they chose the BEST angle

[kacesq]

Yes Colt. She wants a K1 visa. Did you honestly think she was attracted to your man boobs and fashion style?

[Floatingbison]

Well, decision time Coltee.  

[Angry Moldovan]

Colteees dancing broke Prime timer

[DragonFlyzz]

Sure you don’t know what visa.  Go on and play dumb.  Given that you’re dating Colt you probably aren’t playing.

[Gigglepuff]

Oh, Coltee, could you be any more creepy, sad, and pathetic? 

[Mercolleen]

8 minutes ago, tvrox said:

How were your test results? 

Hoping for the best!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Next up: Larissa’s date with poor man’s John Stamos.

[greekmom]

Colt is so desperate he can't find an American woman.

[Floatingbison]

8 minutes ago, tvrox said:

How were your test results? 

Thank you for asking, Tvrox.  Not good, but I'll be okay.  

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Colt didn't do anything to fix things for himself. He found love again so quickly. Really. Get some independence, get your own place, etc.

Get cargo shorts that fit and don’t ride up

[Floatingbison]

Coltee won't like Brazil...too much nightlife, he won't be able to hang with her friends.  

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

I've had that surgery. Not fun. The part of your upper mouth where they take the tissue hurts the most. Also, they didn't tell me this before hand so I'll tell you: it requires like three follow up visits. 

Oh I figured it would hurt a lot. My dentist's office is very pro active so I figure I'll have follow ups galore. They are very into all the latest techniques and methods so I'm holding out hope that things will be streamlined a bit. On the positive side, I'm still working remotely and they're five minutes from my house, so less of a hassle overall!

I guess the newest 90DF trope is "ignorant foreigner takes baby out of car seat, causes mayhem and probably certain death"?

[charmed1]

Didn’t I just watch this episode last week? I didn’t watch it through the app, so I’m so confused. I didn’t want to be subjected to Colt’s dancing again. What the hell, show?

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

Oh, Coltee, could you be any more creepy, sad, and pathetic? 

I think he can

[DragonFlyzz]

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Coltee dancing was like a surrealist interpretive dance and I have to look away

A dancing bear is more graceful.

[Floatingbison]

Coltee has an awkward body where nothing fits him very well.

[Grifter Lives]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Yes Colt. She wants a K1 visa. Did you honestly think she was attracted to your man boobs and fashion style?

It was his dance moves.

[kacesq]

Oh God the Cambridge Pavers Family....go away. No one thinks your family is as adorable as you do

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Thank you for asking, Tvrox.  Not good, but I'll be okay.  

Hugs mate!! 

[Straycat80]

How did Larissa not get deported? Pole jumps out of the car in the middle of traffic! 

[tvrox]

10 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Maybe the stomping, slamming, banging and crashing from the other side of the wall will stop soon. Found some coax cable so tomorrow I can move the furniture back to the other wall.

What are your neighbors up to? 

[Mercolleen]

Oh, dear, Father Kreeny just told her "Don't fight too much ... don't argue with him ... just make sure he is calm ..."  🥺

And Pole's cackle re: baggage was creepy.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, kendi said:

Plus they chose the BEST angle

LOL, they probably didn't. They fucking hate Colt. 

[Floatingbison]

Coltee is NOT a dancer.

[kendi]

3 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

Oh, Coltee, could you be any more creepy, sad, and pathetic? 

Of course he can. We've seen the speedo, the dancing, smooth sex lines...there's plenty more where that came from!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

guess the newest 90DF trope is "ignorant foreigner takes baby out of car seat, causes mayhem and probably certain death"?

Works the best if you have hands covered in Cheetoh dust.

[Floatingbison]

Run, Pole, run!

[Gobi]

sMothered, because you don't always have an emetic on hand.

[kacesq]

Larissa’s face work is so bad.

[cyberfruit]

lmaooo the hiking phenomenon is nationwide, larissa

[Vandy10]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Colt is so desperate he can't find an American woman.

JMO, but I don’t think Colt (or most of these Americans, for that matter) want a fellow American. They want the power and control that comes with a foreigner who is desperate for a Green Card.

Also, as an aside, I struggle to understand why so many are still willing to date the Colts of this country for a Green Card given the current state of the US. Not worth it, y’all!

[kendi]

Larissa's blind date...who probably wishes that he is not only blind but deaf. 

[Doublemint]

No hikes for Larissa - Cheapee!

[Angry Moldovan]

8 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Coltee is and always will be an asshole. A controlling SNIDE  asshole

 

[DragonFlyzz]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I think he can

Hopefully there won’t be cameras present.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, DragonFlyzz said:

A dancing bear is more graceful.

A drunk hippo traversing the savanna during an earthquake is more graceful.