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[mmecorday]

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"That annoying little brat keeps hogging Yara's breasts! "

That's keeping with tonight's theme.

Edited July 26, 2021 by mmecorday

[Suzywriter]

10 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Or have any regard for anyone but his own donkey-toothed self.

DEAD.

Spit out pudding, fell off of the couch laughing.

[My Girls]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

How many of those months was he gone and she was recovering from birth?

You're right, I forgot he was away at work too!

[greekmom]

Wasn't the Single Life on Discovery +?

It's coming to TLC

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Oh, that was totally me with a 5 month old baby. State of total exhaustion. If Jovi wanted to be a really great husband, he would just LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE for 24 hours minimum. 

He should have got her a spa day and he could have bonded with the baby. Maybe then she’d be more receptive. Grow up gnashers 

[Hotel Snarker]

“This is the first day of the rest of our lives…” STFU Brandon.

[sainte-chapelle]

Run Julia run

[OoogleEyes]

How much stuff could they possibly have?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, FrancescaFiore said:

 

Asuelu and his family all speak like cavemen. And it's not because they're from Samoa, because Low doesn't speak that way. I think maybe there's some inbreeding in that DNA. 

Remember that old sketch on SNL, Tarzan, Frankenstein and Tonto? 

Brandon: Where's Mom? 

Ron: She's CRYING. All because of YOU.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Wasn't the Single Life on Discovery +?

It's coming to TLC

We better not have to suffer with Angela on that, too.

[greekmom]

Oh Ron.

Betty will be fine. Just bring Jack and Janet over to swing.

[Mr. Miner]

All their shit fits in two compact cars?

[greekmom]

Just now, Grifter Lives said:

We better not have to suffer with Angela on that, too.

It's what was already aired with Danielle and Rose's ex.

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, greekmom said:

Oh Ron.

Betty will be fine. Just bring Jack and Janet over to swing.

Ron's just going to drown his sorrows and anger in hard liquor.

[Hotel Snarker]

Now Betty can frolic naked all over the farm and have hot tub sex with abandon.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Betty doesn’t know when to shut her trap. She’s obnoxious. They are moving into their first place and she is the turd in the punch bowl.

[Suzywriter]

Betty, why are you so attached to that boy?

Julia looks at Brandon like she wants to stomp his foot at any given second.

[kacesq]

What a surprise Mom isn’t helping...don’t worry Betty he’ll come home after the divorce.

[Gobi]

Just now, Grifter Lives said:

Ron's just going to drown his sorrows and anger in hard liquor and swinging.

FTFY.

[Pepper Mostly]

Is Brandon wearing his mother's coat? 

Ron cannot resist, can he? "Where are you going to put all this stuff, in your tiny apartment that you can't afford and isn't the farm and why do you have so much stuff anyway, what could you possibly have?"

[Armchair Critic]

5 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

I'm going to see Nicolas Cage in "Pig" this week.  He was so beautiful pre-plastic surgery, and he has gotten rave reviews in this movie.

I still am in love with him in Valley Girl

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, kacesq said:

What a surprise Mom isn’t helping...don’t worry Betty he’ll come home after the divorce.

Betty, get off the counter.  You're grossing me out.

[Hotel Snarker]

Betty is a fucking HATER. 'Oh there's half of your apartment over there; taken up' like shut the fuck up. Better than living on a farm with your narcissistic parents!

[Pepper Mostly]

"Oh, my, so much work!" Jesus, it's unpacking. Everyone does it. No one ever died from it. 

[Floatingbison]

His swinger parents are still bitter that the 70s ended.

[sainte-chapelle]

Holy shit is Ron really saying that they were fighting a war over Brandon….he is married..,what the actual fuck?

[My Girls]

How sick is that, that the parents say they "lost the war" over their son?  

[charmed1]

How did Betty’s Beethoven mullet grow on the party side but not the business?

[Pepper Mostly]

Ron and Betty's constant consternation that their idiotic buffoon of a son can actually conduct an adult life is, well, interesting. 

[Suzywriter]

We've lost that war??

They were aware that they were competing with their son's wife for his affection. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Betty is a fucking HATER. 'Oh there's half of your apartment over there; taken up' like shut the fuck up. Better than living on a farm with your narcissistic parents!

A farm that is likely one payment away from foreclosure. That is why they won’t hire help. They need free labour.

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Betty, why are you so attached to that boy?

Julia looks at Brandon like she wants to stomp his foot at any given second.

Don’t we all, esp mr miner

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

I still am in love with him in Valley Girl

Moonstruck

[greekmom]

Just now, Chloe Dog said:

How sick is that, that the parents say they "lost the war" over their son?  

I really wonder if they treat Ron's other kid's spouses that way and the kids to that extent. And what makes Howdy Doody so special?

[kacesq]

Weren’t there more Roloff kids? I only see that married one and the parents...Another show that should be put out to pasture.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

How did Betty’s Beethoven mullet grow on the party side but not the business?

She's getting ready for swinging in the Doomsday Farm hottub.

[Mr. Miner]

I like to think that Julia has her own bedroom. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[ExMathMajor]

OMG...how obnoxious are Ron and Betty? I'm with Julia...lock the damn door. And don't you DARE give them a spare key!

[Auntie Anxiety]

My sons went to college, one of them moved back home for a few months, and then left and they never returned except for visits. Somehow I managed to live through it and I did it all by myself, Betty. So shut the fuck up.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

A farm that is likely one payment away from foreclosure. That is why they won’t hire help. They need free labour.

They will have to indenture Betty's sister or cousin who called Julia a princess and carried a hairless cat again.

[Doublemint]

Is there a live thread for Darcy/Stacy?   (Asking for a friend).

[ExMathMajor]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

I really wonder if they treat Ron's other kid's spouses that way and the kids to that extent. And what makes Howdy Doody so special?

I am DYING to know what Ron's other kids think of him and Betty.

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Now Betty can frolic naked all over the farm and have hot tub sex with abandon.

For therapeutic reasons, only 

[mmecorday]

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Weren’t there more Roloff kids? I only see that married one and the parents...Another show that should be put out to pasture.

There were three sons and a daughter. I guess some of them got tired of the dog, pony and pumpkin farm show.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, ExMathMajor said:

I am DYING to know what Ron's other kids think of him and Betty.

Spoiler

I believe they aren’t on good terms

 

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Weren’t there more Roloff kids? I only see that married one and the parents...Another show that should be put out to pasture.

There were three others, I think. A tall daughter,  and 2 tall sons. One tall son married a red haired beauty, Daughter and younger tall son both decided they wanted off of the show with Barely-Contained-Anger Mom and "Who, Me?", the miniscule cheat. 

That's another farm that nobody wants. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Happy Birthday, Blocky Headed Ellie, happy birthday to you.🎶🎶🎶

[mmecorday]

Look at all that fucking peasant food.

[kacesq]

I’m tired of the Potthast clan acting like real estate tycoons.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, Charlie can't make it. He's hammered, then.