90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Frozendiva]

I have a family thing today. I expect to be home for the last hour of the show. Ah well.

[Trackdawg]

On 7/18/2021 at 5:14 PM, sainte-chapelle said:

@Trackdawg hilarious! Who was scooter lady again? I already forget 

Ashley's fat and unattractive friend. There's one every season, right? It's gotta be one of their formulaic tropes. Though with Danyell and Big Red, which one was the Designated Fug Friend (DFF)? 🤔

BTW, re: Ashley - she did a pretty illuminating interview on the 90 Day Fraudcast last year.

As I recall, she talked about...

Spoiler

...the interview process, the dress code, and how she prepped by reaching out to other castmates.

I'm up by Lakes Arrowhead and Gregory with TrackKitty and (the) Family TrackKitty this weekend, so my Monstrous Magic Movie Maker and Great Galactic GIF-fing Gear are shut down back at home. 

Have a good epi tonight, BabyLoves! 😘

[I've been told these oddly- shaped green poles are called tuh-reeze? ]

Edited July 25, 2021 by Trackdawg
Bidness, Nunya

[Trackdawg]

On 7/23/2021 at 6:35 PM, sainte-chapelle said:

Can we please talk about Michael being breastfeed until he was 9 years old? That explains so much.

Would it have looked something like this?  [EXPLICIT, kinda] :

Spoiler

#GameOfFiancés

[Auntie Anxiety]

On 7/21/2021 at 8:29 AM, Mindthinkr said:

My friend laughed because I knew what Visa he needed, the timing and other details. I also had good questions. She looked at me funny and asked how I knew all this stuff and  I told her 90 Day Fiancé. I told her that they need to watch this show to learn about some possible red flags.

TLC, The Learning Channel!

[Auntie Anxiety]

THIS JUST IN:

My vulveeta is on fire! 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Does anyone have a fire extinguisher handy?🧯

Edited July 25, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[My Girls]

I'm going to have to switch from the Olympics, yikes!  I'm an Olympics junkie I think cuz these kids are just AMAZING!

[Angry Moldovan]

52 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

THIS JUST IN:

My vulveeta is on fire! 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Does anyone have a fire extinguisher handy?🧯

We haven’t even started Aunty and I’m already cackling 

[Hotel Snarker]

Good evening everyone! My clitorious was on fire earlier this morning, but now it's better! If it was still on fire now, I wouldn't be with you guys at all.

It's time to snark and watch yet ANOTHER episode of this HEA shitshow...

[TazDevil]

What up Peeps!!!  Hoping Andrei piles all of Family Libby into the RV and drives it off a bridge!

[Auntie Anxiety]

In an effort to make anyone who was watching the Olympics more comfortable:

On your snark, get set, GO!

[OoogleEyes]

Helloooo to my snarkalicious fam. Ready for some laughs 

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

In an effort to make anyone who was watching the Olympics more comfortable:

On your snark, get set, GO!

It's time for synchronized snarking!

[Angry Moldovan]

You’re all snakes 🐍 Can we sink lower than last week? Does Matt Sharpe have a bottom? Is there a bottom?

[greekmom]

hello friends!

Hoping for the Tammy/Kalani smackdown tonight.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Good evening my snarky dears! I am back from NY and I am sick! (Eating crappy hotel breakfasts, catered wedding food, and gallons of iced coffee and road food does NOT agree with me!). But I am committed to making the effort. Forgive me if I drop from the twig! 

Edited July 26, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[kacesq]

Good evening everyone! You make this shit show bearable !

[Hotel Snarker]

They just had to replay the bathtub scene, TLC hates us!

[greekmom]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

You’re all snakes 🐍 Can we sink lower than last week? Does Matt Sharpe have a bottom? Is there a bottom?

We will be in the same room while Mykull is masturbating in the cup?

[RichiesOlderBro]

Time to buckle in, it’s snark time!

[sainte-chapelle]

I just watched a show about Shark Fin soup and I’m still feeling sick to my stomach ….looking forward to some delightful snark to break up the mood!

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Good evening my snarky dears! I am back from NY and I am sick! (Eating crappy hotel breakfasts, catered wedding food, and iced coffee does NOT agree with me!). But I am committed to making the effort. Forgive me if I drop from the twig! 

Oh no! I hope you feel better!

[Doublemint]

I'm baaaaaaaaaak.   Snark Time!

[ExMathMajor]

Hey folks...you all are helping to make this shitshow enjoyable. Thanks in advance!

[Floatingbison]

On 7/21/2021 at 2:21 PM, magemaud said:

Clitorius, Pistorius, Victorious, Glorious, Notorious, Laborious: the poetry just writes itself! 

vainglorious

[RichiesOlderBro]

The Goofballs!

[Auntie Anxiety]

There is no bottom to this bottomless pit of dreck @Angry Moldovan

[Hotel Snarker]

IT'S THE GOOFBALLS!

[kacesq]

Yay! Michael’s friends. Talk some sense into him, friends! We’re counting on you!

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

They just had to replay the bathtub scene, TLC hates us!

If we have to watch the ‘donation scene’ with Grangie directing Mikulll then I’m done. DONE 

[Floatingbison]

Summer's here and the time is right for snarkin' in the street boy

Edited July 26, 2021 by Floatingbison

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I just watched a show about Shark Fin soup 

I read that as "snark fin soup"

Appropriate. 

[kacesq]

We agree Peter! We didn’t want to see it either!

[sainte-chapelle]

@Trackdawg Big Red 😂 😆 ☠️ 

[Gobi]

I just vomited in my mouth.

[Hotel Snarker]

Mykul's friends SPITTING FACTS!

[ExMathMajor]

Goofballs, you speak for untold millions of viewers all over the world...

[RichiesOlderBro]

“We don’t want to see that”

 

I totally agree with the Goofballs!

[Armchair Critic]

Sir-Floof-A-Lot and I are here. We have had mister kitty for a week and brought him to my boyfriend's this weekend to try it out and he is doing so well here we are staying another night. So if my comments are lagging it probably is because I am streaming and it seems to run a few seconds behind the tv.

Let the snark commence.....

 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

We will be in the same room while Mykull is masturbating in the cup?

Oh you know we will. Matt Sharp's testing the boundaries, seeing how much we'll take. After Angie in the tub with her burning clitorius and all, and we're still back for more? He's cackling all the way to the bank. 

Speak the truth, goofballs! 

[kacesq]

Oh. That’s all I’ve got...

[mmecorday]

Welcome back to "90-Day Fiance: Same Shit, Different Sunday."

[TazDevil]

Breastfed til 9 years old explains so much about Mykul

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Good evening my snarky dears! I am back from NY and I am sick! (Eating crappy hotel breakfasts, catered wedding food, and iced coffee does NOT agree with me!). But I am committed to making the effort. Forgive me if I drop from the twig! 

You might want to skip Big Ange as she might make you 🤮

[Doublemint]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Good evening my snarky dears! I am back from NY and I am sick! (Eating crappy hotel breakfasts, catered wedding food, and iced coffee does NOT agree with me!). But I am committed to making the effort. Forgive me if I drop from the twig! 

So Sorry, feel better!

[greekmom]

What I wouldnt give to have Grangela video her reaction to this conversation with the goofballs.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Maybe Kalani can adopt the Nigerian tradition of breast feeding till the kid is six, excuse me, NINE fucking years old!. If she has more kids, they can take a number like at the deli counter.

Edited July 26, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[Armchair Critic]

I love big boobs and I cannot lie!

[Hotel Snarker]

Breastfeeding until you're 9?! What in the everloving fuck?

[Angry Moldovan]

This is gross, what the what? Playing with mamas boobs? No wonder he’s with Big Grangie

[kacesq]

Getting old? Getting? People...she is not having a baby.