90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Does Rebecca have a tattoo of Zied’s face yet? She’s got his face on everything else. 

She does. You don't want to know where it is. 

[tvrox]

29 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Tarik: “I promised her a happy 90 days.”

cut to Hazel mowing Tarik’s weeds.

And he was being a dick about her not knowing how to drive a car! Not everywhere in the world is as car obsessed as the US, jeez. 

[Suzywriter]

11 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Either Andrew is a giant, or that luxury hotel has really low doorways. 

He's really tall. The pics of him working at his daycare job showed him towering above the furnishings and railings in the house. I mean, the kids looked tiny because they are toddlers, but he still looked super big.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Since Muslims can't have tattoos, why not get him a necklace with a crucifix instead?

He looked shocked at the tattoos, but he's a good sport and didn't refuse to use them.   His family would be "horrified".   She is not helpful at all.

[Straycat80]

That foot commercial just made me throw up a little bit in my mouth. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wait, no Brandon and the Brandonettes tonight?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Zied has been practicing being under truth serum and polygraph interrogation all week while alone, in anticipation of the grilling he’s going to get from Becky’s daughter and her boyfriend from Deliverance.

He spends his days in an empty room with a bare bulb in the ceiling, so he's been practicing.

[mmecorday]

Why is Yara wearing Dick Cavit's jacket draped over her shoulders?

[Baltimore Betty]

8 minutes ago, CraftyHazel said:

While I’m not enjoying the side effects, they just aren’t that bad, IMO.  My arm is swollen, sore, red, extremely itchy,  and a bit warm.  I have a headache and a low grade temperature.  If that’s the worst of it, I’m happy.

I got my first dose last Tuesday, sore arm at injection site but nothing else...my second dose might kick my ass but I would gladly put up with those side effects instead of Covid.   The second shingles shot knocked me on my ass so I am prepared for the vaccine and all it entails.

[Hotel Snarker]

Gwen is the Cajun version of Rachael Ray.

[kacesq]

Jovi’s parents trying to compete with Brandon’s, I see...

[Floatingbison]

Is Non Jovi work hard/play hard, or is his entire life just one long mardi gras?

[Suzywriter]

That man ain't Jovi's dad. 

 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

He spends his days in an empty room with a bare bulb in the ceiling, so he's been practicing.

And the shopping cart for recreational purposes 

[JennyMominFL]

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I’d forgotten all about grody brown and his menopausal harem

I was once a cruise with Docto Who Fans, Geriatric Belly Dancers and Polygamists. One of the polygamists dropped trou on the dance floor. It wasnt them though. I later saw one of the wives on and escaping polygamy show

[Pepper Mostly]

I shudder to think what Novi's parents consider making Yara "comfortable". 

Novi has to pregame before the party. Sheesh.

[Twopper]

2 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

I have A 33 year old friend who has been sick off and on since march, clotting and heart issues. She had no health issues before

My cousin was out of work for 6-7 weeks;  she is 50 so not that old.

The university where my daughter and SIL teach sent them an email with a date and time for their vaccines.  She said the longest she waited was the 15 minute wait for side effects.

5 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Just because you like tattoos, Becky, does not mean that Zied wants one.

Maybe this is another theme TLC is pushing.  One of the Plaths was talked into a tattoo by his wife.

6 minutes ago, Leilani said:

Rebecca is a teenage girl in her mind.

So is Stephani.  And did you know they are both dating 27 year olds?

[Arynm]

These parents are so nasty! Like she is going to steal your jank ass shit.

unbelievable

[tvrox]

32 minutes ago, DragonFlyzz said:

Why why why do I keep subjecting myself to this passel of multi-generational morons?  Apparently I also need to see a therapist.

For us!! 

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Why is Yara wearing Dick Cavit's jacket draped over her shoulders?

Her contract requires at least 3 scenes per episode with a jacket draped over her shoulders.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Wait, no Brandon and the Brandonettes tonight?

Honestly, I'm glad we get a break from Brandon and his batshit crazy parents.

[Frozendiva]

If Yara had something to do she might feel more useful.

[Gobi]

Tonight's the engagement party. We wanted to wait until she was pregnant before making it official.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I got my first dose last Tuesday, sore arm at injection site but nothing else...my second dose might kick my ass but I would gladly put up with those side effects instead of Covid.   The second shingles shot knocked me on my ass so I am prepared for the vaccine and all it entails.

I’m so happy that vaccines are getting out there in primetimer land

[greekmom]

Seatbelt Jovi!

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Zied has been practicing being under truth serum and polygraph interrogation all week while alone, in anticipation of the grilling he’s going to get from Becky’s daughter and her boyfriend from Deliverance.

I totally forgot about those two freaks.

[Mr. Miner]

Would it kill TLC to show someone punching Jovi in the face?

[Baltimore Betty]

Wait, did they leave Yara alone in the parents house? WTF?

Budapest was a great city to visit, I loved it but have they thought about Non Jovi's job, how will they pay the rent? Why is it that the job is always an issue, try to live without a job, lol.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I have always been so positive with my sons about who they married, where they are living, what they are doing. They have their own lives and all I ever want is for them to be happy. These parents are so selfish.

[tvrox]

Why is his dad hanging out with his friends?? 

[VioletNevermind]

It’s nice that Jovi was still able to attend the 2020 Douchebag Convention, what with Covid and all.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

That man ain't Jovi's dad. 

 

I think she had a fling with a Jon Cryer impersonator in N’awlins

[Hotel Snarker]

Jovi’s parents are awful.

[Frozendiva]

Hope it's only one beer. The party will have more alcohol.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Jovi’s parents trying to compete with Brandon’s, I see...

Well, Brandon's parents have a big head start, so they have to make up a lot of ground. 

1 minute ago, Arynm said:

These parents are so nasty! Like she is going to steal your jank ass shit.

unbelievable

Yeah, count up your spoons, you trashy swamp bint. 

[Twopper]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Wait, no Brandon and the Brandonettes tonight?

 

Probably not.  I don't recall them on the sneak peak

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

Would it kill TLC to show someone punching Jovi in the face?

I will cheerfully volunteer. 

[LucyEth]

I can’t stand this Jovi character, he really thinks he is hot stuff.  Funny looking fool!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Are these guys afraid of getting cooties from girls?

[greekmom]

The food the one guy was cooking looked good.

[charmed1]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

That man ain't Jovi's dad. 

 

His dad looks like someone. I’m thinking Dean Smith. Definitely not Jovi Roloff.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Why is his dad hanging out with his friends?? 

He can barely speak

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I think she had a fling with a Jon Cryer impersonator in N’awlins

Dead and a half.  @Angry Moldovan, you nailed it.

[Hotel Snarker]

I mean even Jovi’s friends knows he is trash.

[LucyEth]

Mike gets a lot of haircuts.  He should just marry the hair cutter.  I think she liked him.

[Suzywriter]

20 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

Expectations. Sorry Andrew. Time to live in your world now...not the one of make believe and what if’s. 

"This is the garden of make believe..."

Was that show national, or am I the only one who watched?

[tvrox]

32 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Unlike Stephanie 1.0, this one has a more common illness, known as Stupidity.

The First Stephanie had that too. 

 

[hisbunkie]

3 minutes ago, Arynm said:

These parents are so nasty! Like she is going to steal your jank ass shit.

unbelievable

Give them a break, they were just kidding.  And why didn’t Jara at least volunteer to help MIL? She’s so rude and so full of herself.  

[kacesq]

Oh God, Danielle. Now there’s a good reason to not get Discovery +

[Armchair Critic]

Jovi sounds like a real winner 🙄 poor Yara being stuck with these people