90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[peaceknit]

Where's the local Fred Meyer?

[Angry Moldovan]

Mickey, give her what’s she wants and kitty doesn’t get hurt 

[Armchair Critic]

I never get bored when I have free time, I always have a movie to stream or a book to read. Natalie needs to learn to entertain herself.

[Grifter Lives]

Mike: "You've got to use your words here."  Maybe he can sub at the preschool for the 2 weeks Andrew's in Mexico.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Sequim looks like the town I live in. Natalie will hate it there. She better learn to drive if she wants to go somewhere else. 

The mountains are pretty

[CrazyInAlabama]

Wow!   Natalie's stomping should have left footprints in that parking lot.   She's so pissed.     That girl's just not right in the head.   

Edited December 28, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[ALittleShelfish]

Weird detail, Mike has a Sorcerer Mickey antenna topper on his truck.  Weird because I literally, not figuratively, JUST sold one, same one!, on eBay about 15 minutes ago.  

Alright, carry on with these clowns.

[charmed1]

OMG. Is she having a tantrum at the gas station?

[Pepper Mostly]

I thought Natalie loved the outdoors, running, snowboarding, hiking?? 

She needs "time for myself" and stalks off. Where is she going, exactly? 

She's mad because Mike has to work? 

[kacesq]

I think Natalie enjoys being dramatic. 

[nytonc]

39 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I call shenanigans.  That is an AirBnB and NOT Jovi's place.  No bachelor has those twee cursive sayings "art" all over his place, COME ON.  This is all lies.

No hetero bachelor...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Natalie, this is what you wanted. You begged to come to the US and be married. Enjoy.

Edited December 28, 2020 by Auntie Anxiety

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, peaceknit said:

Where's the local Fred Meyer?

All that i know about Fred Myers I learned from the a Dead Kennedys song

[Angry Moldovan]

Bunny boiler is from the Ukraine, how cold can she be? Get the girl some used Ugg’s from the thrift shop

Edited December 28, 2020 by Angry Moldovan

[Grifter Lives]

Day 1: Mike takes on the role of Natalie's mother, stroking her hair after a ridiculous burst of anger.  "I don't like it here," has the same intensity as, "He doesn't want a baby right now."  

[mamadrama]

In both seasons the show has shown pictures of Natalie, in either summer or spring, standing in front of the red awning behind Mike's house. I think this is all bullshit and she's been there to see him before. 

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

The mountains are pretty

That's the Olympic Mountains.   So much beautiful.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, ALittleShelfish said:

Weird detail, Mike has a Sorcerer Mickey antenna topper on his truck.  Weird because I literally, not figuratively, JUST sold one, same one!, on eBay about 15 minutes ago.  

Alright, carry on with these clowns.

Spooky

[LennieBriscoe]

Does Michael think Natalie is a member of some just-discovered Amazon tribe? Pointing out where he gets his hair cut?! "Look, those buildings are what we call 'stores,' and you can buy things there! You know 'buy'?" 

[Rabithed]

I’m not attached at the moment but I would be happy with my fiancé/love of my life anywhere. These two don’t even like each other. (Crazy eyes and Mike) 

[Bees52]

Wow... Mike just asked all the right questions. The ones many ask in a relationship to keep it going.

And Natalie can't answer them.

[Doublemint]

3 minutes ago, ALittleShelfish said:

Weird detail, Mike has a Sorcerer Mickey antenna topper on his truck.  Weird because I literally, not figuratively, JUST sold one, same one!, on eBay about 15 minutes ago.  

Alright, carry on with these clowns.

It's a signal for the aliens - Mike's no dummy!

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I thought Natalie loved the outdoors, running, snowboarding, hiking?? 

She needs "time for myself" and stalks off. Where is she going, exactly? 

She's mad because Mike has to work? 

I love when my boyfriend has to go to work and I get to stay home. In fact I try to cover up how happy I am when I get to roll over and go back to sleep when he has to get up. 😂

[CrazyInAlabama]

I love the Chewy commercial with grandma calling all of the animals her favorite.    It's adorable. 

I still hate those Charmin bears too.     Almost as much as the screaming snowman in the Greenies commercial 

[mamadrama]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I think Natalie enjoys being dramatic. 

Me too. 

I also think she's gone to Libby's School of Added Screen Time. Tone it down, Natalie. Like, a LOT. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, mamadrama said:

In both seasons the show has shown pictures of Natalie, in either summer or spring, standing in front of the red awning behind Mike's house. I think this is all bullshit and she's been there to see him before. 

Yay mama drama is in da house

[Straycat80]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

The mountains are pretty

Yes, there’s the scenery there in Washington. I’m in Illinois, flat and nothing but corn fields as far as the eye can see. But that’s home to me and I’m used to it by now. 

[Frozendiva]

Instead of only mentioning where he gets his hair cut, he should be giving her some options for getting her hair done - maybe check with his coworkers.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Does Michael think Natalie is a member of some just-discovered Amazon tribe? Pointing out where he gets his hair cut?! "Look, those buildings are what we call 'stores,' and you can buy things there! You know 'buy'?" 

These are his typical Alien icebreakers.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Zied, kids. It’s the red pants, I tell you.

[Zombness]

Zied is fat!!!

[nytonc]

I’m convinced production gives everyone an IQ test.  If you score over 90, you’re out. And I think I’m being generous on that 90. 

[kacesq]

I like Zied’s hair cut. 

[mamadrama]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I love when my boyfriend has to go to work and I get to stay home. In fact I try to cover up how happy I am when I get to roll over and go back to sleep when he has to get up. 😂

I feel this in my soul. 

[Armchair Critic]

Zied enters the building...

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I love when my boyfriend has to go to work and I get to stay home. In fact I try to cover up how happy I am when I get to roll over and go back to sleep when he has to get up. 😂

I call that spread bed, I lie like a  happy star fish

[charmed1]

Yes! Finally. My portly Tunisian love rat has arrived.

[VioletNevermind]

I see that Zied is still packed into his shirts like 10 pounds of sugar in an eight-pound bag.  I can’t seem to hate him, though. 

[peaceknit]

Zied of the red pants, oh noooooo!

[Frozendiva]

Zied has actually saved some money? Really?

[Gobi]

I hope Bekka sent him money for that jewelry.

[FrancescaFiore]

Yara remains a giant turd in a punch bowl; continues to be exactly what Non Bon Jovi deserves.

Stephanie is my age and I want to know who her plastic surgeon is, because she looks incredible. 

I feel so bad for Amira. Andrew is a loser.

Natalie is still making kitty-stinkface at everything and I want to just punch her in the face. Mike is just plain clueless. 

I hate Brandon's parents. I'm not all that fond of Brandon either, tbh. I can't hear Julia talk and not think she's a mini-Melania. "I don't understand heem not have money."

[mamadrama]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Yay mama drama is in da house

Yo! Late start here. I be napping...

[Angry Moldovan]

Wtf is he wearing, I can’t 

[kacesq]

Zied has saved money. And he’s bringing Rebecca a gift. Damn. Nice, Zied.

[mmecorday]

He is packing so mach.

[LennieBriscoe]

1 minute ago, Rabithed said:

I’m not attached at the moment but I would be happy with my fiancé/love of my life anywhere. These two don’t even like each other. (Crazy eyes and Mike) 

Yeah, once upon a time I thought like that. And then I adopted my Elizabeth Taylor Philosophy  of Life, aka, WWED?

Happy anywhere? Bwahahaha!

[Doublemint]

Zied's English is getting better.  This is going to be interesting.

[Straycat80]

Zied is ordering his Mom around like she’s his servant. 

Edited December 28, 2020 by Straycat80

[mamadrama]

It doesn't bode well for the American when I'm rooting for the materialistic, moody foreigner. (Looking at YOU NotBon Jovi and Brandon).