90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Frozendiva]

Yazan, let it go.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yazan has to stop thinking with his dick.

[Eldemarge]

This whole method of being mean to dudes and literally making them chase you around, I guess that actually DOES work with some men?  Seems to be working just dandy here.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, greekmom said:

I'm thinking she saw him but avoided him

This is exactly what the vengeful minx did

[Brooklynista]

So Jordan is the turn up destination now? Somebody needs to update TripAdvisor. 

[hula-la]

3 minutes ago, DEL901 said:

“I’m not going to eat anything.  You are going to poison me”.  You can see the wheels turning....what a great idea!   I watched once.  That was more than enough.  The moms are psycho, the men wimps and the girlfriends idiots to stay.  

Reminds me of this letter in Dear Prudence. And there’s an update out there too! https://slate.com/human-interest/2012/03/poisoned-meals-my-mother-in-law-may-be-trying-to-make-me-sick.html

[magemaud]

10 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

And, her mother warned her about the butt bongo opportunities to hit on women.

I see what you did here 

[Mrs. Hanson]

11 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Tell her to check out Pink Cherry

I will pass, thanks!  🙂

[mmecorday]

Yazan is like that two-faced woman on "Seinfeld." Sometimes I think he's kind of cute and then other times I think he looks like he's about to become a Walker. 

[Bees52]

Oh boy. Nothing worse than miscommunication, especially when traveling. Or in this case, lack of communication.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Only been an HOUR? Yikes.

[Arynm]

Brittney is playing some game like she is in Miami. She is in the wrong country if she thinks she is going out to party with her friend. She saw him

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Is Brittany at the right airport?  The London Airport

Dead

[Frozendiva]

My dishes are already in the dishwasher.

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Yazan has to stop thinking with his dick.

[Emmeline]

11 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I hate Twitney.

I do too, but I think I have to hate watch this year.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Amy Schumer. I’ll never like her.

[Grifter Lives]

Brittany's friend was supposed to be in Jordan already.  Maybe they're staying in the same hotel.  Or, maybe the friend's like Yazan's sister whom we'll never see, even if she's only a few feet away, if we are to believe Brittany or TLC.

[CrazyInAlabama]

2 minutes ago, hula-la said:

Reminds me of this letter in Dear Prudence. And there’s an update out there too! https://slate.com/human-interest/2012/03/poisoned-meals-my-mother-in-law-may-be-trying-to-make-me-sick.html

If you look at the best letters of Dear Prudence, and scroll down from this letter, they have an update from the letter writer. 

[Angry Moldovan]

My boys will never be mammas boys. I adore them to be sure but once they have left the nest they are on their own. I can’t imagine getting a massage with my sons. I can barely get them to have lunch with me

[Doublemint]

No - Any Schumer is the bathroom with a pull down chart of Tampex products.

[Mrs. Hanson]

I can never see that Plath kid in his skivvies again and be very happy, thanks.

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

Oh boy. Nothing worse than miscommunication, especially when traveling. Or in this case, lack of communication.

[sainte-chapelle]

I think my buddy wants a beer

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

My boys will never be mammas boys. I adore them to be sure but once they have left the nest they are on their own. I can’t imagine getting a massage with my sons. I can barely get them to have lunch with me

My son and I do enjoy brunching. And this week he's coming over with his friend so we can all watch "Hamilton". But I would never ever ever get involved in his romantic life.

[For Cereals]

Coluuumbia....time to feed the dogs

[Floatingbison]

5 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

This whole method of being mean to dudes and literally making them chase you around, I guess that actually DOES work with some men?  Seems to be working just dandy here.

It worked in my case.  I chased and chased.

[mmecorday]

What is up with Cheesestick's mom's hair? He looks like she was doing Jell-O shots and things got out of hand.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I think my buddy wants a beer

Just chillin'! Cute.

[Floatingbison]

squash the beef.

It's Always Sunny reference.

[Grifter Lives]

Meyleeza drove a car to the airport.  But, now she arrives in a taxi.  She really doesn't want to be cordial to Madre Cheesestick whatsoever.

[Pepper Mostly]

Looks like mama goes to Debbie's hairdresser.

[hula-la]

At least his mom isn’t insulting the country.

[Mrs. Hanson]

Tim, the signals are not mixed.  She hates your mom. And you.

[Angry Moldovan]

4 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

I do too, but I think I have to hate watch this year.  

Imagine her in a 90 day crossover? Imagine her in Russia or Chile

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Only been an HOUR? Yikes.

This is really dragging because these people are really boring. 

How can this dreck be on for two hours when the masterpiece that is LAL is only one hour long 

[tvrox]

AS a Colombian American, I am loving this market scene. At some point, I need to go. 

[Mrs. Hanson]

Just now, hula-la said:

At least his mom isn’t insulting the country.

Give it time.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I think Melyza is being very nice to Cheese Dick’s mother. Nicer than I could be.

[Gobi]

Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, hula-la said:

At least his mom isn’t insulting the country.

Yet. 

[mamadrama]

I like Cheesedick's mom. Seems like she's trying. 

[Pepper Mostly]

I simply cannot believe this conversation. 

If you feel awkward about being in the middle of their stuff, why did you come all the way to Colombia to get in the middle of their stuff? 

[Trackdawg]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Only been an HOUR? Yikes.

[Gobi]

Wait a minute! Cheesedick cheated on Malaise?!

[Grifter Lives]

Cheesestick's mom just gave Meyleeza her out.  She grab it and run.

[Mrs. Hanson]

Again, bringing up infidelity!!

Shut it, Tim!!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cheese loves to see his mother and his gf fighting over him.

[Frozendiva]

Cheesestick, you are responsible for your life. Melyza really doesn't want you around any more. Break up and go your own ways.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Trackdawg said:

You win the primetime award this evening