90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Floatingbison]

Here we go with love after lockup.

[Leilani]

I like Erika but she's giving me 90's Cyndi Lauper vibes.

[pandaindisguise]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I doubt there are any scissors in her baggage

We will all be on the floor 15 minutes into the episode 

[Eldemarge]

Steph thinks she might be bi because she has a major hard-on for HERSELF and she is a woman.  That's about it.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Erica needs to ditch Stephanie somewhere in the outback. I’m still waiting for her to get eaten by a dingo.

Or by many of Australia’s serial killers that roam the outback 

[Floatingbison]

Get rid of Geoffrey.  He sucks on every measurable level.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

You know if a snake appeared right now and bit Stephanie it wouldn't bother me one iota.

She should have worn boots!

[JennyMominFL]

3 hours of this? What a blow we have been dealt!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Varya, a leopard doesn’t change its spots OR it’s stripes.

[humbleopinion]

4 minutes ago, kendi said:

I don't have that much alcohol in my house right now

I'll drive by and toss you some cans of wine...get your fishing net ready.....

Red..White...Rose...or All.....?

Edited April 27, 2020 by humbleopinion

[Frozendiva]

Varya, listen to your instincts and RUN!

[Mercolleen]

13 minutes ago, OldButHappy said:

Tom looks like he buys his clothes at International Male.

Lawd that pleather jacket ... 

[kendi]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Steph thinks she might be bi because she has a major hard-on for HERSELF and she is a woman.  That's about it.

That's called masturbation. 

[kacesq]

Geoffrey is a total POS but I don’t really like Varya that much, can’t figure out why...

[Pepper Mostly]

I would have given a lung for Erica to have said, after Steph mumbled about "starting over", "I'm sorry Steph, but you've really put me through the wringer these last few days. I've seen a lot of things about you that I didn't expect, and frankly, put me off. So here's your cab to the airport. Have a nice life" 

[Floatingbison]

Dump him please.  Even as a "bad boy," he's not that interesting.

[Mrs. Landingham]

I want to slap the shit out of Geoffrey’s smug ass face. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Varya should dump Geoffrey for no other reason than those horrendous tattoos.

[JennyMominFL]

Aww , poor Mom!

[Archer27]

Awww, I feel sad for Varya.

[sainte-chapelle]

Given the charges against Geoffrey I hope he isn't allowed to bring her to the US, for her sake

[VioletNevermind]

Varya is a clearly a quality person from a good family that cares about her very much.  That’s a nice way of saying that she’s too good for this ex-con doofus.

[kacesq]

Ooh there’s a cute doggie! Had we seen that doggie before?

[Gobi]

Every time they show Varya, I expect it to be captioned "last known photo".

[Frozendiva]

Geoffrey, you need to tell Varya all about your past and then she can decide if she wants a relationship with you. Not just bits and pieces of your life.

[Floatingbison]

BGL in da house!!!!!

[Zombness]

I know that Geoffrey is hiding something else... I cannot put a finger on it.  Varya get rid of him, mother knows best.

[pandaindisguise]

4 minutes ago, Leilani said:

Drink everytime Stephanie feels 'uncomfortable'

We will all be on the floor 15 minutes in.  Damn phone made me quote the wrong post the first time. 

[magemaud]

8 minutes ago, KelseyNikki614 said:

 

Then why did you wear those shoes?? You knew you were going to the botanical garden. She is insufferable

 

Stephanie is dressed like she’s going to the Gardens of Versailles not the Australian desert 

[Mrs. Landingham]

Stop. Calling. Her. Mommy. 

[LennieBriscoe]

2 minutes ago, Mercolleen said:

Lawd that pleather jacket ... 

That tank top! 

[VioletNevermind]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Varya should dump Geoffrey for no other reason than those horrendous tattoos.

Especially the ones surrounding both of his nipples.  That’s an automatic no from me. 

[Frozendiva]

Not that mother show again!

[kacesq]

Oh damn I really did summon it. Sorry friends.

Smothered is back. Yawn. 

[KelseyNikki614]

I can't believe that Smothered show got a second season!

[JennyMominFL]

Wait, did this woman just say she shares bath water with her mother?

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Varya, a leopard doesn’t change its spots OR it’s stripes.

Fucken Carol Baskin

[greekmom]

why are they doing another season of smothered?!?!?!

[pandaindisguise]

Just now, Mrs. Landingham said:

Stop. Calling. Her. Mommy. 

Kind of disturbing considering Lisa looks older than her. 

[humbleopinion]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Varya should dump Geoffrey for no other reason than those horrendous tattoos.

Love me.... Love my Tititoos.....

[kacesq]

So the tag line for Smothered is new mothers, new daughters but weren’t those codependent freaks who bathe together on last season as well?

[magemaud]

Oh no! They’re forcing Smothered down our throats again. 

[Mercolleen]

My friend lives in Middletown, CT, but unfortunately the only thing I recognized was the bridge over the river. 

[tvrox]

Hello all! Hope you're hanging in there! 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Given the charges against Geoffrey I hope he isn't allowed to bring her to the US, for her sake

Pole got Kreeeny in, so there is a chance

[Gobi]

Was there anyone who wanted a second season of sMothered?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Stephanie is dressed like she’s going to the Gardens of Versailles not the Australian desert 

Versailles is HUGE, even there I wore comfortable shoes, I was walking all day:)

[JennyMominFL]

Random thought, how is paranoid “Pole” handling covid 19?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Was there anyone who wanted a second season of sMothered?

I thought it was cancelled!?!?! There is no God

[Mrs. Landingham]

1 minute ago, pandaindisguise said:

Kind of disturbing considering Lisa looks older than her. 

I think that’s why BibbiGurl keeps saying it. Trying way too had to make Mother Usman seem old.