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[Auntie Anxiety]

Ed: My dream is that Roe and I get closer together.

What Ed means: I hope I get laid.

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, iwasish said:

Says David:  “Well, nobody’s perfect”

Bonus points if this is a Some Like It Hot reference.

[humbleopinion]

Just now, magemaud said:

Boy, it gets dark quickly in the Ukraine!

That was the curtain coming down on the Lana Show.....exit the stage David....

[LucyEth]

2 minutes ago, KelseyNikki614 said:

Ed couldn't even last 24 hours in Rose's village. 

In all honesty, I wouldn't want to stay there either.

[kendi]

Her first dinner of cup o noodles on a plane...that is sad. 

[Gobi]

Please Lord, I beseech you in the name of all that's holy - don't let them join the mile high club!

[Mrs. Landingham]

Every single utterance that spews and dribbles from this turd’s mouth is heinous and embarrassing and disgusting. Ed is the WORST. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Boy, it gets dark quickly in the Ukraine! 

That poor guy who answered the door never imagined he’d be interviewed by a camera crew today for an American TV show. 

I could tell he was more shocked by the toupee.  

[LennieBriscoe]

2 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

He says "Lana" and the old guy says no I am "Anatoly"😂

Can't have "Anatoly" without "LANA."

🎶 Lana, L-A-N-A, Lana. 🎶

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chocolate pantie time?

[mmecorday]

I'm pretty sure she knows how to wear a bikini without instructions.

[KelseyNikki614]

They went on this trip on a whim and it involved a plane ride? 

Also Ed had to explain to her which part of the bathing suit goes on top? I think she knows. 

[Doublemint]

God my eyes!  The morning Ed.  NOOOO!

[Floatingbison]

Which piece goes on top Ed?  She's unclear on that.  

[Eldemarge]

Ed is disgusting.  I hope he gets eaten by a shark.

[mamadrama]

On a side note, the random Ukrainians on David's odyssey are knocking it out of the park.

[Pepper Mostly]

Ed is a grade A creep. He has to be "sure" about Rose. But he'll trick her out in lingerie and bang her while he makes up his mind. 

[JennyMominFL]

This is so gross

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Bonus points if this is a Some Like It Hot reference.

My fave movie ever ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[RichiesOlderBro]

So marrying the second time was a bigger decision than the first.  

[kacesq]

OMG  I hate this man. His faux humility. And now with the trashy lingerie. That’s not a present for her. Everything on this trip has been all about him. Piss off you disgusting POS.

[Mrs. Landingham]

OF COURSE this pint-sized troll bought her lingerie. Now he’ll make her get a Brazilian wax. 

[humbleopinion]

RM's dragon breath is the best.....keeps his tongue from going down her throat.....

Edited April 27, 2020 by humbleopinion

[LucyEth]

Oh this is so cringeworthy🙁

[Auntie Anxiety]

How romantic! Toothpaste, toothbrush and mouthwash. What a wonderful man!

[mmecorday]

"Your breath is not pretty."

And your face is not handsome, Ed. What's your point?

[mamadrama]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Ed is disgusting.  I hope he gets eaten by a shark.

I was hoping for the pigs, a la HANNIBAL, last week.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Does Teddy wear a Teddy also ?

[OoogleEyes]

Yuck. Ed PLEASE no chocolate panties

[Doublemint]

She has bad breath!  He's correcting her again. Just No.

[KelseyNikki614]

Oh my god, he did not just tell her that her breath smells bad. Dump him right now!

[Archer27]

Ed is a total jerk. He could have talked to her about this off camera.

[Frozendiva]

Depends when the David/Lana stuff was shot. In fall time, daylight shrinks fast.

[Floatingbison]

She has a look like she loathes him.

[kendi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ed: My dream is that Roe and I get closer together.

What Ed means: I hope I get laid.

But first I'm going to drill her about her sister asking me for money and tell her that her breath is not pretty and make her shave her legs again. I love Rose's faces. But of course, he can't even read her face correctly.

[VioletNevermind]

Wow, any greasy motherfucker who looks like this should not be talking about anyone’s appearance, breath, or anything else.  I don’t like to use that word, but it absolutely fits in this case.

You can tell by the way she looks at him that he disgusts her. My heart goes out to her. Just imagine being so poor and disadvantaged that . . . THAT is an option.  Wow. 

Edited April 27, 2020 by Suzy Rhapsody

[CSunshine76]

WTF is wrong with Ed? She’s not a child, I’m sure she has seen a swimsuit before.  And if you don’t like her breath, move on.  What a freaking asshole.

[JennyMominFL]

I bet her breath smells better than your hair

Edited April 27, 2020 by JennyMominFL

[Armchair Critic]

Omg now he brings up her breath, I would wrap that teddy around his no neck and throttle him

[iwasish]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Bonus points if this is a Some Like It Hot reference.

Bonus points!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ed: This is  for your  health.

Husband to wife: You need to lose weight for your health.

[magemaud]

[Gobi]

"I care about you, that's why I'm humiliating you on national tv."

[KelseyNikki614]

Maybe Rose should tell him he needs to lose weight because she is 'concerned for his health". STFU Ed!

[kacesq]

Rock on Rose Marie, rock on.

[Toodleoo]

I swear to the rum in my glass that Ed thinks Rose is a sex doll.

“I want you to sit here just like this.”

“I want you to wear this. Just like this.”

”I want you to use this mouthwash just like this.”

 

A Real Doll would be a lot cheaper and would never get hairy or stink, ED.

[Angry Moldovan]

What an absolute pig, humiliating her on TV. Fuck off you troll 🥚 

[mamadrama]

No way Ed set this little impromptu"vacation" at the last minute. He always planned to do this and had no intention of sticking around and getting to know Prince & Co.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wow, score one for Rose! 

[Mrs. Landingham]

Toothbrush, toothpaste, and mouthwash? That’s it. Die in the sea, Ed.