90 Day Fiancé: Self-Quarantined

[Texasmom1970]

I am an adult and not a prude. That being said I do not want to hear about Anna and Mursels sex life; or see Lara’s mechanical boyfriend. These are images I do not want traumatizing me!

[Mrs. Hanson]

11 hours ago, Texasmom1970 said:

I am an adult and not a prude. That being said I do not want to hear about Anna and Mursels sex life; or see Lara’s mechanical boyfriend. These are images I do not want traumatizing me!

Okay, THANK YOU!  I just watched the Anna and Murcel episode - yes I was kinda bored.  This woman is a bit over the the top with her sex talk, sex references, wanting more intimacy, etc.  Anna, we don't care!  And I know most people here are in love with Leo, and no I am not going to chap on a little kids, but dude, when you hunch over, wiggle and PUSH YOUR MOM AWAY, then yes, your haircut will look a little funky.  Per the homeschooling - your kids are not disciplined enough to do this?  Hmmm.......

Nice to see the oldest one came around.

I thought Avery was kinda funny, talking about her dad wanting the "pootang."  That was a nice conversation between him and Omar.

[RoxiP]

Love the cat doing what cats do best - totally stealing the scene!

I could be quarantined in Ecuador - I do not think I would ever get tired of seeing that beautiful beach - but that's easy to say while I'm sitting in an office in Dallas, TX staring at a wall.

I kind of liked Myrian and Patrick so I wasn't unhappy about seeing them again.  I think he's delusional but so is everybody else on 90 Days - and is my timeline wrong or has he popped out another child since his season of the show?

[1011101010001]

1 hour ago, RoxiP said:

Love the cat doing what cats do best - totally stealing the scene!

I could be quarantined in Ecuador - I do not think I would ever get tired of seeing that beautiful beach - but that's easy to say while I'm sitting in an office in Dallas, TX staring at a wall.

I kind of liked Myrian and Patrick so I wasn't unhappy about seeing them again.  I think he's delusional but so is everybody else on 90 Days - and is my timeline wrong or has he popped out another child since his season of the show?

Yes and with another baby mama.  

[RoxiP]

2 hours ago, MrBuhBye said:

Yes and with another baby mama.  

He's a very busy young man.

[SunnyBeBe]

Regardless of what Anna may say about Morsell.......I DO NOT believe their sex life  is all that.  No way.  I suspect this is a fantasy in her mind, but, it's not real.  

[Callaphera]

On 5/20/2020 at 8:19 PM, Texasmom1970 said:

I am an adult and not a prude. That being said I do not want to hear about Anna and Mursels sex life; or see Lara’s mechanical boyfriend. These are images I do not want traumatizing me!

...did anyone else notice that it wasn't exactly... out of the package clean? 

No, not like that, but I thought I saw some dog hair and fluffy bits attached to it when she was waving it around and I had a fleeting thought of "Ho shit, girl better pick that shit off before she goes to use it!" and now you're also part of my horror experience and you're welcome, everyone!

[Mrs. Hanson]

3 hours ago, Callaphera said:

No, not like that, but I thought I saw some dog hair and fluffy bits attached to it when she was waving it around and I had a fleeting thought of "Ho shit, girl better pick that shit off before she goes to use it!" and now you're also part of my horror experience and you're welcome, everyone!

Again, I was eating.......

[1011101010001]

On 5/21/2020 at 3:26 PM, SunnyBeBe said:

Regardless of what Anna may say about Morsell.......I DO NOT believe their sex life  is all that.  No way.  I suspect this is a fantasy in her mind, but, it's not real.  

He seems the opposite of energetic.

7 hours ago, Callaphera said:

...did anyone else notice that it wasn't exactly... out of the package clean? 

No, not like that, but I thought I saw some dog hair and fluffy bits attached to it when she was waving it around and I had a fleeting thought of "Ho shit, girl better pick that shit off before she goes to use it!" and now you're also part of my horror experience and you're welcome, everyone!

Maybe it wasn’t dog hair.

[mmecorday]

I have so little sympathy for Laura in Ecuador. If she has so much time on her hands why doesn't she learn the language of the land? Oh, that's right. It would cut in to her online time meeting sexy 20-somethings who probably only want to hook up with her so they'll be on TV. Use that Trudeau money and buy a clue, Laura.

[Emmeline]

I always thought the bees where on Anna’s property.  I don’t know why I thought she had more land.  Then saying they haven’t been to the hives in weeks.  How in the world does she make enough money to support her family selling honey at places like the renaissance fair?  

[Caseysgirl]

Nope! No to Fernanda or her new reality star boyfriend Clay. I didn’t like her with her husband ( was that Jonathan?) and this is even more cringeworthy.

[1011101010001]

2 hours ago, Emmeline said:

I always thought the bees where on Anna’s property.  I don’t know why I thought she had more land.  Then saying they haven’t been to the hives in weeks.  How in the world does she make enough money to support her family selling honey at places like the renaissance fair?  

It’s more of a hobby.  She has a healthcare job.

[1011101010001]

36 minutes ago, Caseysgirl said:

Nope! No to Fernanda or her new reality star boyfriend Clay. I didn’t like her with her husband ( was that Jonathan?) and this is even more cringeworthy.

Clay was an NFL player and was on both The Bachorette and Bachelor in Paradise.  Trying to extend that 15 minutes.

i don’t need to see Fernanda’s vibrator.  I thought she was a waitress and just did modeling on the side.

Larry’s blinds were tragic.  

Tiffany and Jesse are too odious to discuss.

[Cementhead]

Watching Fernanda repeatedly burn herself with her curling iron was riveting television.  And not just once or twice either.  Multiple times. 

 

Edited May 26, 2020 by Cementhead

[Texasmom1970]

Was it wrong that since I so dislike Fernanda seeing her get burned while doing her hair was oddly satisfying?

[Pepper Mostly]

I was happy to see Larry and Jenny again. He's not Mr. Excitement but he seems kind. Loved their neighbors rolling up in the golf cart! 

Tiffany can go pound sand up her ass, for real. "Wah! I have trust issues!" She is appalling and I cannot believe that this silly, selfish woman if managing to wreck so many lives. Her poor little boy is already bearing way too much of a burden. When she inevitably dumps Ronald he will not take it at all well. Ronald, his family, her kids, everyone is going to suffer because Tiffany is an asshole. Gah. 

[magemaud]

2 hours ago, Cementhead said:

Watching Fernanda repeatedly burn herself with her curling iron was riveting television.  And not just once or twice either.  Multiple times. 

She's the personification of that old saying, "Once burned, twice foolish..." Is "three times, just plain stupid"? 

[Mrs. Hanson]

1 hour ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I was happy to see Larry and Jenny again. He's not Mr. Excitement but he seems kind. Loved their neighbors rolling up in the golf cart! 

Tiffany can go pound sand up her ass, for real. "Wah! I have trust issues!" She is appalling and I cannot believe that this silly, selfish woman if managing to wreck so many lives. Her poor little boy is already bearing way too much of a burden. When she inevitably dumps Ronald he will not take it at all well. Ronald, his family, her kids, everyone is going to suffer because Tiffany is an asshole. Gah. 

I am watching this portion while waiting for a student in Google Meets, lol, and Tiff can shove it up her ass with her crying.  When it was revealed Ronald had a relapse, my first thought (God forgive me) was "Don't tell Tiff!" as she will hold THAT over your head forever and a day.  When she started crying, I was actually hoping it was a moment of self-realization:  "What have I done???"  But nope, it was all.  About.  Her.  Per usual.

"Mom?  What is marriage counseling?"  "Well, son, it is involving a professional and educated third party to tell me what a shitshow I have made of all our lives."

[magemaud]

That stern looking marriage counselor was "all business" and without an ounce of warmth, wasn't she? 

[Gobi]

“Mom, what’s a marriage counselor?”

”Well, son, sometimes when a husband and wife don’t love each other at all, they argue with and insult each other through a third party rather than directly.”

[Mrs. Hanson]

23 minutes ago, magemaud said:

That stern looking marriage counselor was "all business" and without an ounce of warmth, wasn't she? 

My sister is a therapist and I would venture to guess she had a game face on as to seem professional.  What we were shown was snippets of a what was probably a 30 to 60 minute session.  (And no my sis NEVER discusses anything with me)

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

“Mom, what’s a marriage counselor?”

”Well, son, sometimes when a husband and wife don’t love each other at all, they argue with and insult each other through a third party rather than directly.”

No kidding!  "Well son, it is when Mommy and Daddy have issues so we pay upwards of $50 (or more) an hour to be told what tools we need to repair things, but then we will dismiss him/her as "they don't really know us."

How did Carly break the Ipad?  Did the screen crack?  Daniel was pissed until "Dad" told him he had a pass on homework for a while.  "Mommy and Daddy will take care of that, my boy."  With what $$$, Ronald?

[magemaud]

27 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

How did Carly break the Ipad?  Did the screen crack?  Daniel was pissed until "Dad" told him he had a pass on homework for a while.  "Mommy and Daddy will take care of that, my boy."  With what $$$, Ronald?

It looked like Carley tried to grab it but smacked it and the screen cracked. Maybe Tiffany was smart enough to get insurance against breakage. Nah, who am I kidding? She doesn't make good decisions. 

[seacliffsal]

How are they picking people to be on this show?  There's maybe one person/couple per quarantine episode that I like or will watch (this week-Larry and Jenny).  But, seriously, Jesse?  Tiffany?  Rachel?  and Fernanda?  I don't even understand how she was able to stay in the U.S. after leaving Jonathan so quickly.  Do we have a shortage of models in the U.S.?  There has to be some reason...

Oh, and Clay from Bachelor Nation?  Just stop.  Don't invade this show just because Bachelor in Paradise is postpone/cancelled for this year.

[Jeanne222]

4 minutes ago, seacliffsal said:

How are they picking people to be on this show?  There's maybe one person/couple per quarantine episode that I like or will watch (this week-Larry and Jenny).  But, seriously, Jesse?  Tiffany?  Rachel?  and Fernanda?  I don't even understand how she was able to stay in the U.S. after leaving Jonathan so quickly.  Do we have a shortage of models in the U.S.?  There has to be some reason...

Oh, and Clay from Bachelor Nation?  Just stop.  Don't invade this show just because Bachelor in Paradise is postpone/cancelled for this year.

My guess is they're allowing them to send in videos and picking the ones to show!

[1011101010001]

10 hours ago, Cementhead said:

Watching Fernanda repeatedly burn herself with her curling iron was riveting television.  And not just once or twice either.  Multiple times. 

 

Someone should tell the poor girl that you don’t pronounce the s in Illinois.

7 hours ago, magemaud said:

That stern looking marriage counselor was "all business" and without an ounce of warmth, wasn't she? 

And too close to the webcam. 

[1011101010001]

Thank god Jesse still has access to a sauna.  Oh the humanity!

[magemaud]

I saw a few minutes of the new finding love show where Jesse was talking about his virtual date with the woman he chose last time. This chair looks like he's hatching out of an egg!

[the-grey-lady]

I'm choosing to believe that Jesse's mother is embarrassed to be on this show, so she's choosing to hide her real identity by wearing that Raggedy Anne wig.

I'm choosing to believe that because I need to believe that. Please do not wreck my delusion, thanks.

[1011101010001]

6 hours ago, the-grey-lady said:

I'm choosing to believe that Jesse's mother is embarrassed to be on this show, so she's choosing to hide her real identity by wearing that Raggedy Anne wig.

I'm choosing to believe that because I need to believe that. Please do not wreck my delusion, thanks.

She’s married to a pirate so why not be Raggedy Ann or Pippi Longstocking?  I don’t think she should work with children if she raised Jesse.  Exhibit one for malpractice.

[sasha206]

(1) Fernanda doesn't look that in shape for someone who claims she needs to be in shape.  I mean, she's not fat, but she doesn't even look that in shape for fitness modeling. No way she's modeling for anything but porn sites.  How is she affording a place in Chicago otherwise?  Did she get new boobs too? I don't remember them being that big.   Her voice annoys the fuck out of me.

(2) Gee, Tiffany, big surprise her gambler relapsed.  Why on earth would someone procreate with a gambler who has zero $ to gamble with?   Why didn't she just cut her loses?  The gambler probably has now ruined her credit and she's too stupid to even realize.   Why is she even still married to that loser?  She's a beautiful girl.  She can't do better than him?  Why do people pump out kids they can't afford?  She's another whose voice irritates me.

(3) Jesse.  I never thought he was good-looking but that hair is really bad now.  He must be bleaching it himself during this quarantine. 

    

[Mrs. Hanson]

23 minutes ago, sasha206 said:

Gee, Tiffany, big surprise her gambler relapsed.  Why on earth would someone procreate with a gambler who has zero $ to gamble with? 

As my hubby says to me: "Sweetie, please stop trying to apply logic where it does not belong."

[1011101010001]

59 minutes ago, sasha206 said:

She's a beautiful girl. 

But very large by most men’s standards.

[sasha206]

38 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

As my hubby says to me: "Sweetie, please stop trying to apply logic where it does not belong."

And it's such a strange addiction and one I just don't get.   And one that seems even harder to break b/c like alcohol, there are always places to gamble that are legal.  Even illegal gambling is easier than scoring illegal drugs.

I guarantee you this guy is going to ruin Tiff's credit.  He's probably getting cash advances from credit cards in her name.

[Mrs. Hanson]

16 minutes ago, sasha206 said:

And it's such a strange addiction and one I just don't get.   And one that seems even harder to break b/c like alcohol, there are always places to gamble that are legal.  Even illegal gambling is easier than scoring illegal drugs.

I guarantee you this guy is going to ruin Tiff's credit.  He's probably getting cash advances from credit cards in her name.

I don't get gambling, either.  I like to play games and card games as well but sitting in front of slots?  Or playing blackjack all the time?  Boring - I would rather be hiking, thanks.

edited to add:  I was in Vegas two years ago - I popped 50 cents or a dollar into a slot in the airport just to say I played a slot!

Edited May 27, 2020 by Mrs. Hanson

[1011101010001]

I look at gambling as spending for entertainment.  You can’t have the mentality that you are going to win.  You budget x amount to spend and then stop when it’s gone.

The addicts get off on the adrenaline rush of the unpredictability of what will happen.  Kinda like thrill seekers who get addicted to high risk activities like sky diving or shark cages.  That they can become either rich or penniless based on luck is intoxicating.

[StatisticalOutlier]

On 5/25/2020 at 8:54 PM, MrBuhBye said:

Clay was an NFL player and was on both The Bachorette and Bachelor in Paradise.

Thank you!  I thought he looked familiar, but I mainly FFed her section.

 

On 5/25/2020 at 8:54 PM, MrBuhBye said:

Larry’s blinds were tragic. 

God, I hate shitty looking mini blinds.  The second I saw them, I knew "dog."  And shitty looking mini blinds behind the couch meant a small dog that runs around on the back of the couch.  And in an RV park meant that small dog is left there alone and goes fucking bananas any time anyone comes within 50 feet of that RV and barks and barks and never shuts up.  Fortunately, those sites looked pretty roomy, so there's hope the dog doesn't bark and bark and bark all day long just because someone next door is in their RV.  It happens, and it's miserable.

And...they didn't let them stay because they'd been there for four years and had a good relationship.  The pandemic hit Florida just before snowbirds would normally migrate up north.  State park campgrounds shut down and kicked everybody out.  Commercial RV parks let people who were "permanents" continue to stay there, but weren't letting "new" people come (which made it tough for the people who were kicked out of the state parks to find a place to stay).

 

19 hours ago, MrBuhBye said:

And too close to the webcam. 

WHY do people do that????  Don't they have a little square to see themselves?  There's no way I could benefit from a therapy session where the entire time I was thinking, "Why is this person so close to the camera?"

[magemaud]

9 hours ago, sasha206 said:

Did she get new boobs too? I don't remember them being that big.  

I think they’re the same boobies Jonathan bought for her. 

[sasha206]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I think they’re the same boobies Jonathan bought for her. 

Oh that's right!  I forgot he bought her those.  What a fucking creep!

[Polliwollidoodle]

Fernanda really got on my nerves.  She got on my nerves before with Jonathan but at that point she still had some of the sweet and young aura. ("some" - not much). I always thought at some times she was cute, and others she looked like a monkey.

Still.

[sasha206]

39 minutes ago, mayvenne said:

Fernanda really got on my nerves.  She got on my nerves before with Jonathan but at that point she still had some of the sweet and young aura. ("some" - not much). I always thought at some times she was cute, and others she looked like a monkey.

Still.

OMG, same here!  There are times when I look at her and I think she's really pretty.  And other times I think she is fug!  I realized that every feature on her face looks too big for her face.  

[1011101010001]

1 hour ago, sasha206 said:

OMG, same here!  There are times when I look at her and I think she's really pretty.  And other times I think she is fug!  I realized that every feature on her face looks too big for her face.  

She’s like a cross between one of those sock monkeys and a pug.

[mamadrama]

On 5/22/2020 at 9:56 AM, Callaphera said:

...did anyone else notice that it wasn't exactly... out of the package clean? 

No, not like that, but I thought I saw some dog hair and fluffy bits attached to it when she was waving it around and I had a fleeting thought of "Ho shit, girl better pick that shit off before she goes to use it!" and now you're also part of my horror experience and you're welcome, everyone!

I appreciate the bonding experiences this forum provides, but might I suggest a simple cheesecake next time? 😉

[mamadrama]

On 5/26/2020 at 12:40 PM, Pepper Mostly said:

I was happy to see Larry and Jenny again. He's not Mr. Excitement but he seems kind. Loved their neighbors rolling up in the golf cart! 

Tiffany can go pound sand up her ass, for real. "Wah! I have trust issues!" She is appalling and I cannot believe that this silly, selfish woman if managing to wreck so many lives. Her poor little boy is already bearing way too much of a burden. When she inevitably dumps Ronald he will not take it at all well. Ronald, his family, her kids, everyone is going to suffer because Tiffany is an asshole. Gah. 

I like Larry and Jenny. I think they're a good example of how not every happy couple has to be beautiful or fit or rich or live on a Pinterest board. Their scenes show a life outside of what we normally see on reality TV.

[sasha206]

1 minute ago, mamadrama said:

I like Larry and Jenny. I think they're a good example of how not every happy couple has to be beautiful or fit or rich or live on a Pinterest board. Their scenes show a life outside of what we normally see on reality TV.

I do too!  I think Larry is really sweet.  They seem happy and enjoying a very simple life.  

[1011101010001]

Jenny said Larry is nice to her, so that’s like fifty percent of a good relationship already.

[libgirl2]

5 hours ago, MrBuhBye said:

Jenny said Larry is nice to her, so that’s like fifty percent of a good relationship already.

And when you marry to come to the US as so many of these women do, you want someone nice. 

8 hours ago, mamadrama said:

I like Larry and Jenny. I think they're a good example of how not every happy couple has to be beautiful or fit or rich or live on a Pinterest board. Their scenes show a life outside of what we normally see on reality TV.

That is the couple I want to catch up on. Missed the show and it's $3 on demand. Do they ever re-run them? 

[1011101010001]

49 minutes ago, libgirl2 said:

And when you marry to come to the US as so many of these women do, you want someone nice. 

That is the couple I want to catch up on. Missed the show and it's $3 on demand. Do they ever re-run them? 

Yeah it’s on a bunch of times again the next few days including 10pm central time tomorrow and 7pm central time Monday.  It’s episode 6.

[magemaud]

I’ve been going around saying “It’s an ACOPALYPSE” all week like Larry. 

[Frozendiva]

On ‎5‎/‎28‎/‎2020 at 7:56 AM, mamadrama said:

I like Larry and Jenny. I think they're a good example of how not every happy couple has to be beautiful or fit or rich or live on a Pinterest board. Their scenes show a life outside of what we normally see on reality TV.

Their lives aren't glamorous, but he seems to be good to her. No signs of any sort of abuse. His kids are nice to her and accept her. No shilling cameos or tummy teas or anything of that sort. She could do far worse. Things do change and maybe they will have a nicer home one of these days.