Super Bowl LIV: Live Posting Thread

[ebk57]

1 minute ago, Lantern7 said:

ETA: Pretzel Pop Tarts? The double fuck?!? And was that Jesus pitching them?

Heh.  Pop Tarts are a thing in my family.  That made me laugh.

[DoctorAtomic]

Odd management by SF in this last minute of the half. 

[BuckeyeLou]

39 minutes ago, xaxat said:

OK, the New York life ad going through the Greek definitions of love is my favorite. Regardless of what comes late.

Beautifully done

[WendyCR72]

That Google ad gutted me. Cried like a baby. I lost my mother in April 2018 after surgery complications, and this really hit me hard.

[Lantern7]

Doctor Who starting on BBCA. In a commercial like the one for Wal-Mart, I’d imagine two TARDISes materializing and their respective Doctors banging into each other. Obvious picks: Peter Davison and David Tennant.

[mojoween]

“Are you strugs to snack?” Ohmygod no, shut UP.

Mr. Peanut was supposed to die on screen but they pulled it back last week after Kobe died.

I’m actually excited for the halftime show. *shrug*

[WritinMan]

Ah....time for the Puppy Bowl.

[Court]

11 minutes ago, Jx223 said:

This half is going by fast IMO. That was a nice effort by Kyle Juszcyyk to help the 49ers even up the game.

Also, that planter's commercial kind of explains what was going on regarding Planters announcing that Mr. Peanut had died on twitter. A lot of people thought that was strange. But it looks like it was just a joke and set up for this commercial lol. 

They changed it after Kobe's death. Mr. Peanut was going to die originally. 

[Lantern7]

Subscription Fox News? The fuck outta here with that.

2 minutes ago, ebk57 said:

Heh.  Pop Tarts are a thing in my family.  That made me laugh.

Yeah, but adding pretzel seems forbidden to me.

[ebk57]

Just now, Lantern7 said:

Subscription Fox News? The fuck outta here with that.

Yeah, but adding pretzel seems forbidden to me.

True - I hate pretzels.  And Fox News.  But the Pop Tarts commercial was at least funny.

[Jx223]

There was definitely some questionable time management towards the end of this half. John Lynch was signaling for a timeout in the box but Kyle didn't call it.

[Browncoat]

2 minutes ago, Lantern7 said:

Subscription Fox News? The fuck outta here with that.

Definitely.  

And a big nope on pretzel Pop-Tarts.

[Lantern7]

Anyone watch The Masked Singer? Only bit I saw was when Wayne Brady was revealed as the winner. I still think he peaked with his appearance on Chappelle’s Show. 😜😜😜

Gotta charge the iPad. BBS.

[WendyCR72]

Just saw some skateboarding guy whistling "Patience" by Guns 'N Roses for a beer ad. Kind of depressing to think the music from my teen years is now considered retro - and usable in beer ads.

[bmoore4026]

I found some online exercises to do on Youtube.  I will be doing them instead of watching the half time show.  Basically if Left Shark ain't there, I don't care.

[Magog]

4 minutes ago, Lantern7 said:

Anyone watch The Masked Singer? Only bit I saw was when Wayne Brady was revealed as the winner. I still think he peaked with his appearance on Chappelle’s Show. 😜😜😜

If someone can pay me to tolerate The Masked Singer, then I'll watch it.

 

The Halftime Show just started & its already an improvement over last 2 halftime shows.

Edited February 3, 2020 by Magog

[merylinkid]

Should have been Gloria Estefan for the half timme.   

[MerBearHou]

I could not be less interested in this halftime of Shakira and JLo.

[Court]

My kids and I don't like Pop Tarts at all but oddly we all like pop tart crisps. 

[Growsonwalls]

Damn, those red boots by JLo making me jealpus. I blew out my ankle over 5 months ago and while I can walk again I still can't wear heels ...

[theredhead77]

Shakira is a vampire. She doesn't age. I wish I was the type of person who could wear the shit out of those boots. Alas I'm the type of person who would buy them with the intent of wearing the shit out of them and never wearing them at all.

Edited February 3, 2020 by theredhead77

[merylinkid]

Bondage imagery, Shakira ripping off parts of her costume and now writhing on the stage while a guy looms over her.   Yep.   Very wholesome.

[Court]

If I looked half as good as JLo now at 36, I would be happy. She's 50!

 

Never mind that's Shakira, but my statement is still true. I'd be happy to look half as good as her too. 

Edited February 3, 2020 by Court

[mojoween]

If I looked like Shakira I would dress like that every day.  Including to sleep in.

[theredhead77]

1 minute ago, Court said:

If I looked half as good as JLo now at 36, I would be happy. She's 50!

Right?! 

[Browncoat]

4 minutes ago, merylinkid said:

Bondage imagery, Shakira ripping off parts of her costume and now writhing on the stage while a guy looms over her.   Yep.   Very wholesome.

And now the leather outfit J.Lo is sort of wearing.

[theredhead77]

2 minutes ago, mojoween said:

If I looked like Shakira I would dress like that every day.  Including to sleep in.

Co-signed.
(I thought this post would merge with my comment above. Weird).

I am digging this show. Both women obviously put in a lot of time and effort to stay in the shape they are and to preform the dance moves they do.

Edited February 3, 2020 by theredhead77

[Jx223]

She may not have the strongest vocals, but I have always liked JLo (and Shakira too.)

Edited February 3, 2020 by Jx223

[ebk57]

Costco is having a clothing sale...if you're all looking for something to do at the moment.

[Calvada]

4 minutes ago, merylinkid said:

Bondage imagery, Shakira ripping off parts of her costume and now writhing on the stage while a guy looms over her.   Yep.   Very wholesome.

Don't forgot the pelvic thrusts to start the whole thing off.    

[Browncoat]

Pole dancing is a sport, you know.

[xaxat]

J Lo is killing it.

[ebk57]

Mr. ebk is impressed with the set and camera work.  Because he's a stagehand... I'm sure he hasn't noticed anything else...

[Ashforth]

Just now, xaxat said:

J Lo is killing it.

She still has a bodacious ass. [/jealous]

[Growsonwalls]

I love JLo and think she looks amazing but this isn't the typical halftime show ... Not wholesome enough.

[Jx223]

Oh, yeah, I also want to add to the comments about Jlo and Shakira both looking great, lol. They both have great looking bodies. Jlo in particular is aging very well. 

[theredhead77]

Love they just showed the Puerto Rico flag during Born in the USA.

[DoctorAtomic]

Was Shakira playing the drums?

[xaxat]

I loved the imagery of Born in the USA with a Puerto Rican flag.

Cause' they are.

[DoctorAtomic]

I think I just got the vapors. 

[ebk57]

Just now, DoctorAtomic said:

Was Shakira playing the drums?

She was.

No cuts to A-Rod in the audience.  Someone was saying before the game that there would be at least one.

[mojoween]

Shakira can sing.  And play guitar.  And play drums.  And dance like hell.  Genetics went overboard with her beautiful self.

[Browncoat]

2 minutes ago, theredhead77 said:

Love they just showed the Puerto Rico flag during Born in the USA.

 

1 minute ago, xaxat said:

I loved the imagery of Born in the USA with a Puerto Rican flag.

Cause' they are.

I loved that, too.

[xaxat]

Just now, ebk57 said:

She was.

No cuts to A-Rod in the audience.  Someone was saying before the game that there would be at least one.

I'm sure it was a prop bet.

[Magog]

That was a fun halftime show for a change. Bum ass Adam Levine & that idiot Justin Timberlake can learn a whole lot on how to do a halftime performance (or any kind of performance) from J Lo & Shakira.

Edited February 3, 2020 by Magog

[Bewitched]

The little girl who sang with JLo looked a lot like her daughter.  

[DoctorAtomic]

They showed him now 

[merylinkid]

Terry Bradshaw needs to retire.   he literally forgot to pick up his mic before talking.

[bmoore4026]

Oh, silly astronaut, drinking Mars water.  Did Doctor Who teach you nothing.

[Calvada]

 I too loved the PR flag during Born in the USA.  Very high energy show.

Then they cut to the guys at the desk - Jimmy Johnson trying to be cool, Howie Long sounding like someone just woke him up, and Terry Bradshaw trying to talk without a microphone.