TVjunkie03 October 17, 2019 Share October 17, 2019 15 hours ago, chenoa333 said: Very accurate synopsis of Lauri and her selfishness. LOL she’s a total self centered bitch. Any woman that chooses a man over her children is a total POS imo. Side note: I forgot that this was Gretchens thread Id sit here and trash talk her all day if I had the time... 8 1 Link to comment
b2H October 17, 2019 Share October 17, 2019 How is it that Gretchen and Slade are still a thing? There's no there there. 10 Link to comment
Stats Queen October 19, 2019 Share October 19, 2019 On 10/14/2019 at 12:16 PM, SuprSuprElevated said: It's being widely reported that the child's first words were "Botox" and "Juvederm". When you interpret a baby’s burp for words.... (I have no words...) 2 10 Link to comment
chenoa333 October 19, 2019 Share October 19, 2019 I'll believe Gretchen if the baby says "grifter". 20 3 Link to comment
TVjunkie03 October 21, 2019 Share October 21, 2019 On 10/19/2019 at 10:11 PM, Hiyo said: Or "Sugar daddy". Or “Bass Lake” or “suntheen” 10 2 Link to comment
Normades October 21, 2019 Share October 21, 2019 That baby looks a lot like Slade and his mother, although to be fair I have no idea what Gretchen really looks like. 19 2 Link to comment
Snarky McSnarky October 21, 2019 Share October 21, 2019 Breaking News: Gretchen's baby just hopped on Slade's bicycle and rode over to 7-11 and purchased some lottery tickets. Then after her nap she discovered a cure for cancer. 16 4 Link to comment
PhilMarlowe2 October 21, 2019 Share October 21, 2019 (edited) 5 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said: Breaking News: Gretchen's baby just hopped on Slade's bicycle and rode over to 7-11 and purchased some lottery tickets. Then after her nap she discovered a cure for cancer. And then Vicki gave her a "Kill All Cancer" bracelet (but only after getting her contact info as a future life insurance lead). Edited October 21, 2019 by PhilMarlowe2 12 Link to comment
oceanview October 22, 2019 Share October 22, 2019 On 9/11/2019 at 6:08 PM, car54 said: Keep that baby in the press! I give it 18 months before Gretchen is pitching a Mommy Daughter Pageant show to TLC. https://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/gretchen-rossi-talks-parenting-with-slade-smiley?cid=soc_tw_Bravo_RHOC_Dish OMG You are probably correct. God help us all. If it is under the tutelage of Andy Cohen, it will be even worse. 1 5 Link to comment
Jextella October 23, 2019 Share October 23, 2019 This sounds crazy, but I think many of the housewives are pretty smart. They have to be to navigate shows like these. They need to figure out what, when, where, and how at every turn in order to stay relevant and entertaining, and they have to do it on their own for the most part. I think we are seeing some of this play out with the kids. Tamra's 2nd son, Sonja's daughter, and Kyle's girls. I wouldn't have put Gretchen in this mix, but you never know what's behind the ditzy facade. I think I read that contestants on reality shows like Survivor have to get IQ tests. I'm not sure why other than making sure they can keep up. Maybe there is a bar for the housewives as well. 3 Link to comment
Stats Queen October 23, 2019 Share October 23, 2019 10 minutes ago, Jextella said: I think I read that contestants on reality shows like Survivor have to get IQ tests. I'm not sure why other than making sure they can keep up. Maybe there is a bar for the housewives as well. I totally agree they have to have a certain level of intelligence or wiliness to navigate the terrain. I think there are many bars for housewives - they spend a lot of time at them 😜 8 1 Link to comment
chenoa333 October 23, 2019 Share October 23, 2019 (edited) 33 minutes ago, Jextella said: They need to figure out what, when, where, and how at every turn in order to stay relevant and entertaining, Unfortunately, Gretchen, has not figured out any of it. And in Gretchen speak it's "...at every thurn in order to sthay relephanth." (Sorry, I couldn't NOT do that!) 😄 Edited October 23, 2019 by chenoa333 9 2 Link to comment
FairyDusted October 23, 2019 Share October 23, 2019 Never change Gretchen! I got a huge laugh at your expense. Damn, she really did have a baby with Slade, huh!? She needs her head checked. 4 8 Link to comment
TVjunkie03 October 23, 2019 Share October 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Stats Queen said: 2 hours ago, Stats Queen said: I totally agree they have to have a certain level of intelligence or wiliness to navigate the terrain. I think there are many bars for housewives - they spend a lot of time at them 😜 I would agree with the bolded but then there is Lynn (OC). I’d love for her to spell IQ test! 2 hours ago, chenoa333 said: Unfortunately, Gretchen, has not figured out any of it. And in Gretchen speak it's "...at every thurn in order to sthay relephanth." (Sorry, I couldn't NOT do that!) 😄 Did you master in “Gretchen speak”? That was beyond ON POINT! 😂 2 hours ago, FairyDusted said: Never change Gretchen! I got a huge laugh at your expense. Damn, she really did have a baby with Slade, huh!? She needs her head checked. And meanwhile I thought Laurie was the biggest gold digger on the franchise, but Slade wins that title hands down. He suckered that bitch into sharing Jeff’s money and her little bravo check with him for the next 18yrs. 8 Link to comment
Mu Shu October 23, 2019 Share October 23, 2019 On 10/19/2019 at 7:44 PM, chenoa333 said: I'll believe Gretchen if the baby says "grifter". I’ll believe her is the kid asks if she went to BassLake!!!???? Or if she questions Gretchen’s God Right to force feed her mushed peas. 8 4 Link to comment
chenoa333 October 24, 2019 Share October 24, 2019 23 hours ago, Jextella said: Maybe there is a bar for the housewives as well. There is ALWAYS a bar for the housewives. It's stocked with liquor. 1 2 6 Link to comment
NewGranny October 24, 2019 Share October 24, 2019 Has anyone heard anything else about Gretchen losing her house? I haven't seen anything lately. 1 Link to comment
Jextella October 24, 2019 Share October 24, 2019 On 10/22/2019 at 8:00 PM, chenoa333 said: Unfortunately, Gretchen, has not figured out any of it. And in Gretchen speak it's "...at every thurn in order to sthay relephanth." (Sorry, I couldn't NOT do that!) 😄 We're still talking about her. That's *somthing*. 1 3 Link to comment
walnutqueen October 24, 2019 Share October 24, 2019 4 minutes ago, Jextella said: We're still talking about her. That's *somthing*. Or *suntheen*. 13 4 Link to comment
Normades October 25, 2019 Share October 25, 2019 23 hours ago, NewGranny said: Has anyone heard anything else about Gretchen losing her house? I haven't seen anything lately. I heard that baby Skylar is negotiating a forbearance agreement so that Mommy can keep the house. That kid's really suntheen!! 17 4 Link to comment
chenoa333 October 25, 2019 Share October 25, 2019 On 10/24/2019 at 6:55 AM, NewGranny said: Has anyone heard anything else about Gretchen losing her house? I haven't seen anything lately. I haven't read anything new on that situation. G&S lived in a small condo (or maybe it's a house) in Costa Mesa and unless they bought something bigger/better over the years, they are still in that small condo/house that we saw them in while she was still on RHOC. I wonder if she still has her two dogs. You know people sometimes get rid of their pets when a human baby arrives. 2 2 Link to comment
druzy November 21, 2019 Share November 21, 2019 (edited) Jo De la Rosa was on Jeff Lewis Live radio show today and said that the engagement ring that Slade gave her (and claimed was $150,000.00) was fake. Slade told her off camera that it was a placeholder and they will work towards a real ring. Edited November 21, 2019 by druzy 1 14 1 Link to comment
Hiyo November 21, 2019 Share November 21, 2019 He clearly meant $150,000.00 in Monopoly money. 14 Link to comment
Mu Shu November 24, 2019 Share November 24, 2019 Gretchen’s entire Instagram is paid ads. How can she not have enough money to keep up on her mortgage? Anyway, she does a really good job with her photos and usually puts together a great looking ensemble, but the Facetune is too much. She’s still young enough to not need filters. Baby will have great hair if nothing else. 3 Link to comment
chenoa333 November 24, 2019 Share November 24, 2019 4 hours ago, Mu Shu said: Baby will have great hair if nothing else. Baby looks like Slade. Her hair won't save her. 8 Link to comment
Mu Shu November 27, 2019 Share November 27, 2019 On 11/24/2019 at 4:46 PM, chenoa333 said: Baby looks like Slade. Her hair won't save her. I have to admit that Slade has aged well. He was super dorky looking when he was younger , but I think he’s really good looking now. 1 Link to comment
chenoa333 November 27, 2019 Share November 27, 2019 9 hours ago, Mu Shu said: I have to admit that Slade has aged well. He was super dorky looking when he was younger , but I think he’s really good looking now. Slade reminds me of David Beador. They both have the "I look like a hot homeless man" vibe going on. 11 2 Link to comment
FozzyBear November 27, 2019 Share November 27, 2019 On 9/19/2019 at 7:34 AM, Mu Shu said: Exactly. Lauri’s greatest talent is being a wife. She keeps the household running smoothly, drives the kids to and fro, and is probably an asset when dealing with clients and other important people socially. She’s actually pretty low drama and very composed. She keeps herself fit, but I’d advise laying off the fillers and Botox a bit. Lauri runs the home, George is the wallet who brings home the bacon. I think they’re really well suited. I’m still shocked Gretchen is poorer than me. I don’t even have a job yet. I also think Lauri dedicated herself to being a trophy wife with a focus other gold diggers would envy. Girl knows how to keep her eye on the prize and not get distracted. If you kid is troublesome you wash your hands of him. If your friends are obnoxious you distance yourself. If your tacky reality show makes your new man nervous or shows HIS kids in a bad light you quit. You dress, talk, and think only in ways that please your man. You’re never unpleasant or dramatic. Lauri has only ever wanted to be taken care of and once she locked it down I doubt she would give it up for anything. I’d be really surprised if she engages in any drunken/cheating/dramatic/overspending antics you might see in lesser gold diggers. She should teach a class. 2 5 8 Link to comment
Hiyo November 28, 2019 Share November 28, 2019 If only Gretchen took better notes, she might not have ended up with Slade. 5 7 Link to comment
walnutqueen November 28, 2019 Share November 28, 2019 8 hours ago, Hiyo said: If only Gretchen took better notes, she might not have ended up with Slade. Slade was the one taking notes ... 2 7 9 Link to comment
chenoa333 November 28, 2019 Share November 28, 2019 Gretchen,Slade and their baby were on The Doctors today. No mention by anyone of the baby's alleged intelligence and speaking words at 6 months old. I can't stand these 2 fame mooching whores, but they do appear very happy together as a trio. Other than that...phuck Gretchen and Slade. 5 Link to comment
SuprSuprElevated December 4, 2019 Share December 4, 2019 I'll bet Tamra will have a field day with this. 2 1 Link to comment
goofygirl December 4, 2019 Share December 4, 2019 Why am I not surprised by the fact that Slade Smiley is in the CBD biz??? What a tool. 4 2 Link to comment
chenoa333 December 4, 2019 Share December 4, 2019 (edited) 9 hours ago, goofygirl said: Why am I not surprised by the fact that Slade Smiley is in the CBD biz??? What a tool. And why is it not surprising they are trying to dupe their customers? Those pink baby bow head bands ain't cheap! And yes, Slade is "a tool"...a hoe to be exact. Edited December 4, 2019 by chenoa333 9 Link to comment
Dance4Life December 4, 2019 Share December 4, 2019 My dog says....Mama.....and, it is really cute! 😘🐩 6 2 Link to comment
FortKnox February 12, 2020 Share February 12, 2020 https://people.com/tv/gretchen-rossi-celebrates-11-years-with-slade-smiley/amp/ 1 Link to comment
chenoa333 February 14, 2020 Share February 14, 2020 On 2/11/2020 at 10:53 PM, FortKnox said: https://people.com/tv/gretchen-rossi-celebrates-11-years-with-slade-smiley/amp/ Why is their baby wearing mittens on her hands? Link to comment
Stats Queen February 14, 2020 Share February 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, chenoa333 said: Why is their baby wearing mittens on her hands? That’s so weird looking. So is Gretchen’s face. It looks like a mask, not a wrinkle in sight, very creepy 3 Link to comment
DeeplyShallow February 17, 2020 Share February 17, 2020 On 2/13/2020 at 6:55 PM, chenoa333 said: Why is their baby wearing mittens on her hands? Probably to prevent scratching (my 3 month old is constantly scratching his face, despite me constantly cutting his nails). But, they can at least take them off for pictures, especially bc these look like socks on her hands 😂 At this point, why wait this long to get married? They’ve been “engaged” how many years & now have a baby? Go to the courthouse & get it done. Plan a huge party for a milestone anniversary then if still saving up money. 2 Link to comment
SuprSuprElevated February 17, 2020 Share February 17, 2020 7 hours ago, DeeplyShallow said: Go to the courthouse & get it done. You can't sell ad space for a courthouse wedding. 1 8 4 Link to comment
chenoa333 March 2, 2020 Share March 2, 2020 (edited) 22 hours ago, SuprSuprElevated said: Regarding the house. At least Gretchen admitted that the Bravo paycheck was a huge source of income for them, and once that ended times got tough. Other than that, these two are still batshit crazy attention whores. ETA: Looks like Slade washed the grease out of his hair. Edited March 2, 2020 by chenoa333 1 6 Link to comment
Hiyo March 3, 2020 Share March 3, 2020 Quote ETA: Looks like Slade washed the grease out of his hair. Maybe there wasn't any room in their post-Bravo paycheck budget for his hair care products? 6 Link to comment
chenoa333 March 3, 2020 Share March 3, 2020 (edited) 16 hours ago, Hiyo said: Maybe there wasn't any room in their post-Bravo paycheck budget for his hair care products? Doesn't Gretchen Christina Beaute sell hair care products? There's always Crisco oil when the Bravo checks stop. Lol. Edited March 3, 2020 by chenoa333 3 1 Link to comment
Irate Panda March 15, 2020 Share March 15, 2020 I can’t believe these two fools are still together. I guess there is a lid for every pot. 6 1 Link to comment
SuprSuprElevated April 25, 2020 Share April 25, 2020 Kid looks exactly like Slade. 1 8 Link to comment
Ubiquitous May 15, 2020 Share May 15, 2020 Skylar appears to be holding a cup of coffee and Gretchen's looks like it came from that ep of the little rascals in which a midget hid from the cops by disguising itself as a baby. 🤣 10 Link to comment
misschung May 16, 2020 Share May 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Ubiquitous said: Skylar appears to be holding a cup of coffee and Gretchen's looks like it came from that ep of the little rascals in which a midget hid from the cops by disguising itself as a baby. 🤣 OMG 🤣 2 Link to comment
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