S14.E13: Spilling Tea and Throwing Shade

[KungFuBunny]

The ladies gather to celebrate Vicki’s birthday with a royal tea party; Kelly refuses to attend; at the party, Gina and Braunwyn clash, while rumors about Kelly have the ladies up  in arms.

Airs 10/29/19 at 9:00 PM Eastern

[chenoa333]

Is there nobody these women know who can kindly tell them that they all look like a$$holes/clowns dressed up like the Royal family? 

I would quit the show(or feign illness) before I would humiliate myself dressing like a  court jester.

But I'll be laughing at them tomorrow night!

[pieinmyeye]

Tamara, could you be any more crass?

[Mr. Miner]

I can’t get past Vicki getting hit by the football, I keep rewinding. 😊

[chenoa333]

1 minute ago, pieinmyeye said:

Tamara, could you be any more crass?

That would be a "yes".

It's 11 minutes in to this new episode and I can already tell I'm going to be channel surfing in about 3 minutes!

[KungFuBunny]

3 minutes ago, Mr. Minor said:

I can’t get past Vicki getting hit by the football, I keep rewinding. 😊

No need to rewind

Gina is going as the Mad Hatter - that's not "royal" Neither is the Queen Of Hearts. They're dressing like they are going to Johnny Depps Alice in Wonderland

Someone should also tell Gina she doesn't need the Hat - I'm sure her tape in extensions are lead based

[Stats Queen]

8 minutes ago, pieinmyeye said:

Tamara, could you be any more crass?

Is this a rhetorical question?

[pieinmyeye]

1 minute ago, Stats Queen said:

Is this a rhetorical question?

Haha, pretty much.

[JD5166]

I really dislike the brownwhatever family, and what the actual fuck was on his necklace? Are they not allowed to call mama Deb grandma? Go away family.....the kids are cute and innocent, she and her husband are gross. 

PS Gina’s house is so horrible. I am not even jealous of her life, why is she on this show? 

Edited October 30, 2019 by JD5166
I forgot to mention the gross house

[Mr. Miner]

Thanks KFB! 😀

[KungFuBunny]

Oh No!

The Bubonic Plague has made a comeback

[Andi27]

Those poor women with their small child trying to enjoy tea at the next table...

[pieinmyeye]

Why is Brown Wind wearing a robe?

[KungFuBunny]

Where are the Monty Python guys when you need them?

We'll ignore Vicki when she says this:

[dosodog]

Hangs head in shame.......

I'm kind of enjoying the tea party.  Over dressed and all......

[FlyingEgret]

Am I the only one who saw Taylor Armstrong (BH) when they flashed to Shannon at the Tea Party?

[JD5166]

4 minutes ago, pieinmyeye said:

Why is Brown Wind wearing a robe?

Because she is DTF! (At least we know she is not  allergic to that.) 

[TexasGal]

I’m really not getting the theme.

Vicki Antoinette

Tamra O’Hara

Shannon ?? - I just don’t even know.  Sleeping Beauty?

Mad Gina Hatter

Emily and Bronte should be glad they didn’t get dragged to the worst costume store in the world. 

[Andi27]

And with this highly informed discussion of public schools, I'm out.

[chenoa333]

36 minutes ago, pieinmyeye said:

The swallows have officially left San Juan Capistrano forever. 

ETA: Sorry PIEINMYEYE. I have no idea why the blank quote box with your name showed up in my post. I tried to delete it, repost it, put a magical spell on it...but none of that worked! Lol 

Edited October 30, 2019 by chenoa333

[Bronzedog]

I WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL!!!!  Fight me!  

What the?

[pieinmyeye]

Ickie’s lips look like a cat’s butthole.

[KungFuBunny]

Gina is just a fucking asshole

[TexasGal]

3 minutes ago, Andi27 said:

And with this highly informed discussion of public schools, I'm out.

For the love of...magnet school is different than charter school.  I guess we’ll never know which one Bronte’s kids go to but it sounds like a magnet school. Which we all know is totally public.

[Emmeline]

I can’t stand Gina and unfortunately the entire show is largely based on her and Braunwyn.  The show revolves around these convoluted trips and gathering because there is not that much else.  It seems like Gina seems to think it’s all about her!

Edited October 30, 2019 by Emmeline

[Mr. Miner]

4 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Gina is just a fucking asshole

She was pulling that same shit at the reunion. I hate her!

[KungFuBunny]

Gina can't stand Braunwyn because Shannon started the season liking Braunwyn

Gina wants in with the Tres Amigas and she can win points being the fourth if Braunwyn is out. She also gets brownie points with Vicki since Vicki sees Braunwyn as her Orange stealer

[chenoa333]

5 minutes ago, pieinmyeye said:

Ickie’s lips look like a cat’s butthole.

I think cat and dog buttholes are rather cute. 😊

[TexasGal]

Oh shocker, Tamra AGAIN oopsy stirs some shit by telling Vicki what Kelly said!  She really is vile. 

[pieinmyeye]

That cake looks gross and they all need to take some history lessons! Idiots.

[Bronzedog]

Brian just happened to be sitting with Kelly wearing his Doctor coat again.   HAHAHA!  What a buffoon!

[mbaywife123]

6 minutes ago, TexasGal said:

Oh shocker, Tamra AGAIN oopsy stirs some shit by telling Vicki what Kelly said!  She really is vile. 

I was just going to post the same thing!

And of course Vicki takes it as Kelly wishes her dead.

This show has just gotten so predictable and stupid!

[pieinmyeye]

I liked Shannon calling Ickie out on her shit. Just because you don’t put it on social media doesn’t make you morally superior.

Edited October 30, 2019 by pieinmyeye

[FlyingEgret]

All I know is that for my next birthday celebration I REALLY want a Mimosa Flight...

[pieinmyeye]

19 minutes ago, chenoa333 said:

I think cat and dog buttholes are rather cute. 😊

On cats and dogs I will agree. Ickie, not so much.

[chenoa333]

How much more abuse will Bravo subject us to before they pull the plug on this franchise?

The heart monitor is flatlining. Ask Dr. Brian (he's the fat guy wearing scrubs with a white lab coat.)

[Axie]

I seriously doubt that Kelly is the first to say they wish Vicki was dead.

Edited October 30, 2019 by Axie

[mbaywife123]

Gina is turning into Vicki 2.0, everything must be about her and if you dare make a response to anything she says look out she,s gonna blow!

I would love to see Kelly, Emily and Brawny band together and go full ham on the rest of the quatro amigas!

[LibertarianSlut]

Why is Matt's face still blurred?  I thought his company wouldn't let him be on reality TV, but they could use his likeness.  Surely, by the time this went to air, he was not working for that company.  I think I have a suspicion as to why, but it looks really bad that Gina fucked him, but his face is blurred.  To be fair, Matt probably wasn't looking at Gina's face while he was banging her either.  From the little I've seen of him on Instagram, he looks like the Patrick Bateman type who makes love flexing his muscles in a mirror. 

Hey Gina, I thought you said in an earlier episode that Matt comes to the doctor's appointments for Sienna, and he's good for that, and he's a good dad.  Funny, I didn't see him there...

I really didn't think the tactile sensitive stuff the doctor was talking about sounded life or death.  Gina could have either cleared the phone call with the women in advance, or, even better, let it go to voice mail.  Really important stuff, like test results, get emailed these days, and appointments to speak to the doctor to follow-up are usually scheduled in advance.  This was just a chapter in the Poor Gina show.

And just so I'm not singling anyone out, I thought it was insufferably rude for Tamra and Shannon to leave the table together; much ruder than Gina.

Braunwynn didn't seem to have said anything offensive; she just hit Gina where it hurts--Gina was completely projecting onto Braunwynn when she said that she would send her kids to the bougie-est school if she won the lottery, and then retconned it to say that she is extremely sensitive when it comes to her "stuff."  Her "stuff" is that she didn't win the lottery???  Get in line, sister!

[LovesTheDrama]

Dr Brian in his lab coat makes it clear that the only reason he is with Kelly is for publicity. Or, he has no money and therefore no other clothes.
Brawnwyn is so twitchy.  I don’t think she can sit still not moving her hands for a minute. 

Emily looked lovely at the tea and should be super happy she didn’t get the costume memo. 

[Pickles]

What is the deal with Gina's accent? Sometimes there is just a trace and other times it is SO pronounced. I feel like she is just putting it on for affect. Not attractive. 

[breezy424]

I'll now refer to Braun and her family the special snowflake family.  That includes Deb.  This is the food you get.  I understand the peanut allergy but if you want something special, figure it out for yourself.

Ok.  From the other side of the pool:  Gina didn't bother me so much this episode.  Maybe that's because Braun was driving me up the wall.  There is a difference between public and a charter school.  And it did seem like Braun was throwing a little shade when she asked Gina if  her daughter was in public school.  That just didn't come out right. 

Oh Tamra.  So subtle with the Kelly would only come to your funeral.   Just like the 'train'.

[angelamh66]

Tamra is the devil. That is all.

[UsernameFatigue]

13 hours ago, breezy424 said:

I'll now refer to Braun and her family the special snowflake family.  That includes Deb.  This is the food you get.  I understand the peanut allergy but if you want something special, figure it out for yourself.

Ok.  From the other side of the pool:  Gina didn't bother me so much this episode.  Maybe that's because Braun was driving me up the wall.  There is a difference between public and a charter school.  And it did seem like Braun was throwing a little shade when she asked Gina if  her daughter was in public school.  That just didn't come out right. 

Oh Tamra.  So subtle with the Kelly would only come to your funeral.   Just like the 'train'.

I actually loved Gina in this episode- mostly because she called Bronte on her shit. I loved in her TH when Gina said that Bronte has Pain In The Ass-itis. Very common in Orange County, no known cure. Priceless. While Gina can have it herself at times, Bronte has a raging case, 24/7. 

I had no idea what a magnet school is (never heard of them, but then we do not have that type of school/term in Canada, though do have private schools). However it seems to me that any school that has parents on a board, and giving money to the school, is not a public school under the normal definition of a public school. 

So Bronte is allergic to nuts? Explains her relationship with her mother right there. 

Never thought I would say this, but the cancer scammer saved this episode for me. Vicki dressed up and playing royalty in all her narcissism was just priceless. With the last several newbies - Kelly, Gina, Emily and the waste-of-space that is Bronte, dare I say that I miss Vicki? 

Edited October 30, 2019 by UsernameFatigue

[angelamh66]

Side note... Kelly is on WWHL right now. She is killing me. This is why I can't quit her.  Truth bombs!

[ladypoodle]

I don't care if people have multiple food allergies, intolerances, dislikes etc - none of *your* business. 

wtf was that party? are these people clueless? Queen Victoria, Alice in Wonderland? The Grand National, there were about 15 'themes' going on? Americans need a history lesson *ducks for cover*

Tamra's pretend shock when she said the funeral comment was tedious. I honestly just want some house/lifestyle p0rn and not these untrained actresses playing roles, huddling in the loos gossiping like 12 yr old girls. That was a really bad birthday - something i would expect my enemies to throw for me...

 

[islandgal140]

2 hours ago, JD5166 said:

I really dislike the brownwhatever family, and what the actual fuck was on his necklace?

There are both such ass kisser that I am going with it being from the Countess Luann statement necklace collection. 

1 hour ago, pieinmyeye said:

That cake looks gross and they all need to take some history lessons! Idiots.

The cake reminded me of a desk at my old school. You looked under it and it was just a sea of dried bubble gum of every hue and size. Gross! 

I know it is Vicki but I still think the celebrate her funeral 'joke' was too much especially since they left things in a good place. I thought her not wanting to celebrate Vicki was fine but the other ... beyond the line. 

I am managing my expectations on Tamra actually being called on her demon ways. This is a gang up I have been waiting for a long time but I do realize her deal with Beelzebub is iron clad and she can weasel her way out of it. 

[DivaLasVegas82]

Tamra knows damn well she didn't let it slip that Kelly said she would go to Vicki' funeral by accident. I'm glad the other ladies next week realize what an instigator Tamra is. She hasn't really had a storyline in years, so the way she stays relevant on the show is to stir up drama between the other women.

I'm glad Gina apologized to Braunwyn because she completely overracted about that public school comment. The O.C. is a rich area, so I'm sure all the public schools in that area are just as good as the private ones.

[DivaLasVegas82]

2 hours ago, Bronzedog said:

I WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL!!!!  Fight me!  

What the?

Did you go to public school in a rich area like Orange County? There's a big difference between public school in the inner city and public school in the 'burbs.

[bagger]

2 hours ago, mbaywife123 said:

I was just going to post the same thing!

And of course Vicki takes it as Kelly wishes her dead.

This show has just gotten so predictable and stupid!

I highly doubt that is the first time Vicki has “heard” that someone wants her dead.