S11.E16: More than a Feelin'

[OnceSane]

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The ladies head back to New York where Luann records her new single; the women attend Dorinda’s 1980s aerobics workout for charity; Ramona plans a surprise birthday party on the same night as the Countess’ Cabaret.

Airs June 20, 2019.*

*This episode airs on Thursday which is RHoNY's new night!

[KungFuBunny]

It's 9:00 PM!

Time for Teletubby Aerobics

My Crazy Noodle is pretty good at this

[Rosiejuliemom]

Sonja ain't letting a nervous breakdown get in the way of a good meal.

Can't say I blame her.

[Straycat80]

Why did they switch this to Thursday night? Oh well, great start,  Bethenny still in major meltdown. 

[Neurochick]

BetheME making Luann's sobriety about HER, HER, HER, BetheME, ME, ME.

Dear B, you just realized that Luann is just as self absorbed as YOU.  

Goodness, Lu goes to the beach for a swim and she's a villain?

Beth wants all the attention on HER, don't you see, I'm crying, I need help, please help ME, ME, ME.

Oh shit, she's making Dennis' death about HER, HER, HER, ME, ME, ME.

CAN'T YOU SEE I'M IN PAIIIIINNNNN.  Everybody look at MEEEEEE.

Edited June 21, 2019 by Neurochick

[FlyingEgret]

Well, the toaster was empty, so someone managed to eat the lobster poptarts - glad to see not everyone's appetite was ruined...

[Steph J]

I'm sorry, but how do you come back to the table after an outburst like that?  And by that I don't mean "how do you face your friends?" because these women are all crazy, I mean, "how do you show your face to these poor strangers all around you who have had their own dinners disrupted?"  Go the hell home.

[Rosiejuliemom]

Welp, Lu apologized.

Can they get the fuck off of her jock now?

Beth needs to find a new target.

[CSunshine76]

Surely everyone else dining on that patio works for production? Cuz let me tell you, my friends and I would put our forks down, order more wine and enjoy the show! No way we would keep our backs turned and act like we didn’t hear that shit show! 

[JD5166]

3 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

Well, the toaster was empty, so someone managed to eat the lobster poptarts - glad to see not everyone's appetite was ruined...

I am so happy about this revelation. Now I can go to bed and not watch the rest of this. LOL 

I feel like I have whiplash. All that and then, sorry...we good, I love you. 😕

[SweetieDarling]

Beth "I'm sorry I caused a scene"

Not "I'm sorry I projectile vomited my own issues onto you in my trademarked verbal waterboarding fashion."

[nexxie]

Nice ass, Tins!

[Straycat80]

This is why NYC are my favorite househo’s, they get in a huge fight, say sorry, ok that happened, let’s party. 

And I think most conversations they have are when they’re shitfaced drunk. 

Edited June 21, 2019 by Straycat80

[SweetieDarling]

OMG! Dorinda! "It's like being cell mates" 

I'm dying!

[sashayshante]

Tinsley's world is crashing because her dog is dying, so she took off to Miami? If I found out my dog was dying, I'd be beside myself and unable to leave her side.

[nexxie]

Dorinda’s hair looks good!

[AnnA]

1 minute ago, sashayshante said:

Tinsley's world is crashing because her dog is dying, so she took off to Miami? If I found out my dog was dying, I'd be beside myself and unable to leave her side.

Tinsley's dog lives with her mother in Palm Beach

[sashayshante]

Just now, AnnA said:

Tinsley's dog lives with her mother in Palm Beach

Then she's an awful pet owner. She basically re-homed her dog because the dog became an inconvenience.

[Neurochick]

Dorinda you DO want an audience, you're on this show and we're watching you.

And Dorinda, Luann wasn't the one screaming JOVANI, you were.  

Edited June 21, 2019 by Neurochick

[nexxie]

Lu really has no idea that her singing sucks!

[KungFuBunny]

2 minutes ago, sashayshante said:

Then she's an awful pet owner. She basically re-homed her dog because the dog became an inconvenience.

I think Tinsley also lives with her mom in Palm Beach when they aren't filming

[Bronzedog]

22 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

Well, the toaster was empty, so someone managed to eat the lobster poptarts - glad to see not everyone's appetite was ruined...

I assume they were in Sonja’s purse.

[chewycandy]

What everyone has been waiting to see...Tins with less/no makeup on. My heart just broke for her. 

[AnnA]

5 minutes ago, sashayshante said:

Then she's an awful pet owner. She basically re-homed her dog because the dog became an inconvenience.

Yes she is and it makes me think she probably wouldn't be good at caring for a baby either.   If she has a child, I hope there's enough money for a really good nanny. 

Edited June 21, 2019 by AnnA

[Steph J]

Just now, KungFuBunny said:

I think Tinsley also lives with her mom in Palm Beach when they aren't filming

That would certainly explain why she lives in a hotel.

1 minute ago, nexxie said:

Lu really has no idea that her singing sucks!

I don't think she cares if she sucks, people showing up to see her is all the validation she needs.

[bosawks]

Lu doesn’t actually think anyone is going to believe she has any creative input.

I mean I get why the creative forces responsible want us to believe it’s her but come on.

[dosodog]

21 minutes ago, CSunshine76 said:

Surely everyone else dining on that patio works for production? Cuz let me tell you, my friends and I would put our forks down, order more wine and enjoy the show! No way we would keep our backs turned and act like we didn’t hear that shit show! 

I wouldn't have left, but I'd send furtive looks over.

 

[QQQQ]

People screaming, "Noooo!" when they hear the name of your new song?

Edited June 21, 2019 by QQQQ

[KungFuBunny]

1 minute ago, Bronzedog said:

I assume they were in Sonja’s purse.

I assumed Sonja hopped on the table, did a squat pose for the cameras showing all she was commando. Ate the food and the pictures taken will be on Sonja Morgan's Lifestyle Brand New Toasters Box

[bosawks]

I am here for the recreation of an 80’s aerobics feud/rapprochement.

I mean, WTF is this insanity before us.

[Straycat80]

Lu’s songs all sound the name. 

Oh I love how Dorinda is try to bring aerobics back. 

Poor Tins, this is heartbreaking to watch. 

and Sonja schlups into the room like she’s looking for something to steal. 

Edited June 21, 2019 by Straycat80

[bosawks]

My dog’s never dying, nope, not happening.

[KungFuBunny]

Wait you can call 911 for a dog?

[Rosiejuliemom]

Just now, KungFuBunny said:

Wait you can call 911 for a dog?

That's what I'm wondering!

I think fire/rescue might be a smidge pissed off about that.

Misuse of the 911 system for sure.

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, KungFuBunny said:

Wait you can call 911 for a dog?

My neighbor did but she’s not the sharpest tool in the shed if you catch my drift. 

[SweetieDarling]

"You're in a heated moment. You might want to think that through"

[Neurochick]

2 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Wait you can call 911 for a dog?

You can call, but it doesn't mean anyone will come.

[Steph J]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Poor Tins, this is heartbreaking to watch. 

It really is.  I still sometimes cry over my dog and he had to be put down ten years ago (like Bambi, he also had cancer).  I think I'd rather watch Bethenny screaming at someone, it'd be easier to take.

[SweetieDarling]

Ramona defrosting dogs in the microwave?

I was still laughing from Sonja telling Tins to rethink the Bambi naming, I thought she was talking about Tinsley's eggs. my bad

Edited June 21, 2019 by SweetieDarling

[Quita]

Hold up! Did I just hear Sonja say she put her dead dog in her freezer?!?! Good God! The things that went on at Casa Morgan. SMH

[Rosiejuliemom]

Just now, Neurochick said:

You can call, but it doesn't mean anyone will come.

Apparently firemen came to try and resuscitate Bambi.

[nexxie]

Okay, I noticed Tinsley had no makeup - but did Ramona really say that on camera?!

[KungFuBunny]

1 minute ago, nexxie said:

Okay, I noticed Tinsley had no makeup - but did Ramona really say that on camera?!

This is the first time Tinsley has appeared on camera without spackled on girls night out face

[Neurochick]

1 minute ago, Rosiejuliemom said:

Apparently firemen came to try and resuscitate Bambi.

Well, she lives in a posh hotel.  Also, I don't know how long it took them to come.

Did I just see a commercial with JWOW from Jersey Shore?

[Rosiejuliemom]

Beth gets a solo WWHL?

Good to know that I don't need to watch.

[Anonysaurus]

Ramona saying she'd never seen such a spectacle about a dog dying . . . obviously she doesn't follow Bethenny on instagram to see her livestream her dog's death and breakdown over it.

[Neurochick]

Hey, Luann I don't think you respect your sobriety either, but that's another story.

But Luann is no more self absorbed than anybody else on this show.

Edited June 21, 2019 by Neurochick

[Straycat80]

Yeah Lu is self absorbed but THEY ALL are self absorbed. 

4 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Did I just see a commercial with JWOW from Jersey Shore?

Yes, that was her.

[KungFuBunny]

Turtle Teletubby!!!!!

[bosawks]

On the one hand it’s kinda sucky to deliberately schedule something so you don’t have to go to Lu’s show.

On the other hand, cabaret....