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S09.E07: Eat, Drink, and Be Married


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5 minutes ago, msblossom said:

And since it was an event filmed for the show it also meant the HWs had to show up or not get paid, and since Mauricio’s business anniversary was planned way in advance it wasn’t the kind of thing Kyle would skip out on.

I know I may be alone with this and folks may be tired of the continued Umansky pimping of The Agency, but I wanted to see that party.  Kyle has a great planner and does put on great events. I swooned at the spread at her last event. The charcuterie looked heavenly and I mean like something you would see laid out on heaven's orientation day.

Did they say Kyle was hosting this event for 400 people at her house?!?!!? It is a big house, but damn that's a lot of people!

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12 minutes ago, blixie said:

I really love Lisa because she does cook/likes to cook. Too bad all the food at her restaurants is so overpriced and basic. Crispy Chicken? Okay.

I've checked her book out of the library. Her recipes are good for the most part but my shepherd's pie and a few others are better.

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18 minutes ago, Giselle said:

While I love the LA Cornue stove in the showroom Lisa and Ken went to I think I like RHOD Mark Deuber's Molteni stove best. It even has an Instagram account. 

https://www.instagram.com/marksmolteni/?hl=en

La Cornue needs a cleaning crew to service it. LVP already has one in her kitchen.  Personally, I love the Lacanche range.

But, good food is good food and a Viking is just fine.

Heck yeah! Dinner at Cary’s! 

The price to outfit a French range is $100,000+!

LVP is spending  the restaurateur wholesale and HW publicity price!  

So, maybe not quite getting a $300,000 bill.

I heard Ken when they walked-in giving a shoutout.

What is this place?  Cooper Pacific. 🤣

This is her kitchen.  I like it!

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1 hour ago, blixie said:

I really love Lisa because she does cook/likes to cook. Too bad all the food at her restaurants is so overpriced and basic. Crispy Chicken? Okay.

I will never forget her cooking lesson with Adrienne and when she instructed Adrienne to wash the chicken, Adrienne asked 'do I use soap?'. That shit was hilarious. I would easily take the amusement of watching wealthy people try to do really mundane things that the average person does with ease than to see this manufactured drama, lol.

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1 hour ago, heatherchandler said:

I love that!  I wonder what song it was - I know it wasn't whatever "metal" stock music they played.  Did anyone mention what song was played?

My sister walked back down the aisle to "Highway to Hell" at the end of her wedding.  

I always thought so too... until now - IMO he has not aged that well!  OMG I used to love him.  I was so sad when he left and they switched him out with a much uglier Austin.

LVP should have Kristin from Vanderpump Rules bring her out! 

I SO wish that they get kicked out of that house.  They can't stay there forever... I hope the house sells and they have to move into some crappy condo.  Actually I bet Dorit would leave the show if that happened - they would never want anyone to know they are BROKE!  

Their whole charade is so weird to me.  They must know that WE know that they are broke.  Do they think most people don't understand finances?  If my finances were all over the tabloids, and I was broke and pretending to be rich, I would be mortified!

It was Metallica Nothing Else Matters.  I kinda love your sister used Highway to Hell!  FANTASTIC song!

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25 minutes ago, VedaPierce said:

Tuddy and Kyle developed an odd super close friendship rather quickly. I think it’s strange because last year, once Kyle moved into her house, she hired Teddy’s husband to do the security for it. Where soon after, she was promptly robbed of all of her very expensive and very sentimental possessions. Something like that would be very hard to recover from so quickly, especially if the new friends’ husband was hired specifically so that something like that wouldn't happen!! Wonder why teddy not only was forgiven almost immediately, but now is also inner circle. And now kyle’s decades-old friendship with Vanderpump is in ruins. Strange. 

Teddy got a new house!

Was ‘The Agency’ involved?

If Kyle even suspects you are in the market to sell/buy.....She will Wine, Dine & 69 you!

(to add...Teddy’s husband security company had nothing to do with the robbery.  It was not installed yet.  The Umansky’s went on vacation and got robbed.  This is usually how it happens even to Po’ Folks!)

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Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

what is everyone gonna gripe about IF Lisa does leave the show and the show doesn't get canceled? lol this isnt the Lisa show no matter how hard people wish it were true .... no one housewife caries a show look across them all yes you have some ladies that have been there from the beginning but each show has a revolving door of people ......lets all be realistic here it is eventually gonna happen each and everyone of these ladies will be phased out for newer fresher "ratings" until the shows just get tired and people stop watching .....

I don't disagree.  The HW shows seem to hang on despite critical characters leaving.   What is killing this particular iteration for me is the reliance on a story that has long since outlived its usefulness.  I don't care for Dorit as she comes off as pretentious and more self-important than she needs to be.  Not sure she adds anything to the overall story line.  As I said earlier, the dog story needed to last one, maybe two, episodes.  We're into week 7 and still it is a story line.

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5 minutes ago, b2H said:

I don't disagree.  The HW shows seem to hang on despite critical characters leaving.   What is killing this particular iteration for me is the reliance on a story that has long since outlived its usefulness.  I don't care for Dorit as she comes off as pretentious and more self-important than she needs to be.  Not sure she adds anything to the overall story line.  As I said earlier, the dog story needed to last one, maybe two, episodes.  We're into week 7 and still it is a story line.

I 100% agree that this has dragged on to long but they do this every freaking season on this show something soo small gets draaaaaaaaaged out way longer then it should be this is just freaking pantiegate all over again..... Lisa lied the ladies know lets move on now

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3 hours ago, Dixie Sugarbaker said:

I find it interesting that the women all comment in their talking heads that you had better not cross LVP as if she is some assassin. I mean, other than being cold and a passive aggressive bitch when someoneis on her shit list (don’t they all) what has she done? She hasn’t assaulted someone (Brandi), or misdiagnosed someone (Rinna), or stolen someone’s house (Kyle), so what makes her the big bad? Or is this a group effort at trying to get the viewers to change their perception of LVP so this take down would work?

Excellent points so well said.

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15 hours ago, AttackTurtle said:

I have not watched the past two episodes because these bitches cannot let things go.  Every season BH has the one stupid controversy that expands the whole season.  And honestly, I think Kyle and Teddi have developed a friendship, but I don’t think these women have anything to do with each other when the cameras aren’t running.

NY doesn’t tease one drama carrying throughout the whole season, but a number of ridiculous fights and goofy laughs.  Everything about NY is better than BH (and they know how to dress for casual occasions).

And FWIW, I have no interest in buying Dorit’s Swimline, Rinna’s clothes line, Mauricio’s real estate, Erika’s shitty music/shoes/makeupline, or Teddi’s overpriced Noom; however I will absolutely go buy an overpriced cocktail from Lisa’s new spot in Vegas.

I second that, especially Ericka and her hideous makeup line

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53 minutes ago, VedaPierce said:

Erica’s Lisa Jumpsuit looked like crap. 

I agree - with all the friggin' accessories in Erica's closet - she couldn't have added a belt or something (I thought that waistline looked wonky)?   It also looked very cheap.  

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1 minute ago, njbchlover said:

I agree - with all the friggin' accessories in Erica's closet - she couldn't have added a belt or something (I thought that waistline looked wonky)?   It also looked very cheap.  

QVC isnt known for their quality lol

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4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

QVC isnt known for their quality lol

That jumpsuit looked cheap, even for QVC!  It's a good thing no one lit a match near Erica - she would have gone up in flames!  

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1 hour ago, Natalie68 said:

It was Metallica Nothing Else Matters.  I kinda love your sister used Highway to Hell!  FANTASTIC song!

Oh nice!  I like that!  I can imagine they didn't even bother to try to get the rights from Metallica.

It is a fantastic song, and it was so perfect!

2 hours ago, islandgal140 said:

I know I may be alone with this and folks may be tired of the continued Umansky pimping of The Agency, but I wanted to see that party.  Kyle has a great planner and does put on great events. I swooned at the spread at her last event. The charcuterie looked heavenly and I mean like something you would see laid out on heaven's orientation day.

Did they say Kyle was hosting this event for 400 people at her house?!?!!? It is a big house, but damn that's a lot of people!

Poor Glenn was probably running his ass off and sweating!

2 hours ago, Giselle said:

I've checked her book out of the library. Her recipes are good for the most part but my shepherd's pie and a few others are better.

I had no idea LVP has a cookbook out.  

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2 hours ago, TexasGal said:

That's funny to me - I'm sure I'm showing my age - because my default image of Jerry O'Connell is the one on the right...

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I thought his remark was funny because I guess I can see it but can't imagine being confused.  Glad to know he wasn't just making a joke and this confusion does exist!

I hate his pointy eyebrows, like the kid from About a Boy.  Love Justin Bateman, no confusion for me between the two.  

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8 minutes ago, Dance4Life said:

Next season Dorit and Teddy need to go!

Time to upgrade from Diamonique  to real diamonds!

Nicolette Sheridan and Rebecca Romijn!

I honestly don't care who they bring on.  Just give us a story, for Pete's sake, and don't be idiots.  Not so sure if I agree with giving Teddy the boot, but no question on Dorit.  Bringing nothing to the show for three seasons now.

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48 minutes ago, VedaPierce said:

That story is outrageous and a hell of a lot more important and interesting than whether or not Vanderpump knew about Teddy knowing about bringing a dog out to make Dorit look worse than she does everyday!! If I was Vanderpump, I would come to the reunion with all the real Dorit dirt, cocked and loaded, and give it to her with both barrels. I’m sure there’s plenty of secrets she could spill on Kyle too. Since bravo refused to put the pool scandal in, Vanderpump should force it into the daylight. 

Maybe she cannot. Plus, it is already out. Does not matter.

If PK and Ken have been friends for 40 years.....can you imagine all the dirt/secrets they know about each other?  

Nightclubs are not exactly known to be clean........???? Plus, PK also has some mafia associations linked to his name.

Plus, what is that saying with the friends and feathers??

It is complicated!

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3 hours ago, izabella said:

I do miss Yolanda's fridge.  I don't miss Yo herself, but her fridge was fun!

I miss Yolanda's house as well. She could go outside & pick lemons every day. She had a lovely garden.

I also like LVP's house.

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7 hours ago, heatherchandler said:

I SO wish that they get kicked out of that house.  They can't stay there forever... I hope the house sells and they have to move into some crappy condo.  Actually I bet Dorit would leave the show if that happened - they would never want anyone to know they are BROKE!  

Their whole charade is so weird to me.  They must know that WE know that they are broke.  Do they think most people don't understand finances?  If my finances were all over the tabloids, and I was broke and pretending to be rich, I would be mortified!

There is a part of me that suspects that PK isn't broke. I think he drained the Rock Group accounts and stashed the money in offshore accounts. There's no way he could have supported such a lavish lifestyle for his then mistress Dorit (remember they married when Jagger was one and lived in NY and Florida) If there was no hidden money they wouldn't have been able to have had such an expensive wedding. PK wouldn't have been able to get a $3M marker at the Bellagio if he didn't have the funds or collateral somewhere - otherwise there'd be a ton more penniless people walking into the casino for high stake markers.

I don't think PK has changed his "real" lavish lifestyle but for the cameras and because of the judgements against him - he is once again claiming poverty to avoid paying. I hope the IRS goes after him for back taxes - they don't play - and they will get the forensic accountants to find that stolen money

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16 hours ago, chewycandy said:

Jack Frost nipping at your nose. The Christmas Song, Pee K. American-written. Taking a nip, like a sip, is more commonly British used. Am I wrong?

Nip it in the bud, nipped in waist.  Nip n tuck.  No nip is not a "British" word. It is BS that it had to be Lisa V. who leaked the story because of the use of the word nip.

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2 hours ago, Dance4Life said:

Teddy got a new house!

Was ‘The Agency’ involved?

If Kyle even suspects you are in the market to sell/buy.....She will Wine, Dine & 69 you!

(to add...Teddy’s husband security company had nothing to do with the robbery.  It was not installed yet.  The Umansky’s went on vacation and got robbed.  This is usually how it happens even to Po’ Folks!)

This from Kyle in a People Magazine article:

Richards says she had just arrived in Aspen the day prior when she and Umansky were woken by an alert on their phones saying someone was in in their closet at 1:15 a.m. Her immediate thought was disbelief.

“I said, ‘It must be something faulty with the app,’ ” Richards remembers. “We’ve got very tall gates on the house, a state-of-the-art home security system, and my housekeeper was sleeping there at the time. I thought. ‘I don’t believe that, that’s not possible.'”

Then, Richards saw pictures of the break-in. “I was just devastated,” she says. “To think someone came in your home and ransacked something like that? It’s unspeakable.”

It turns out, the alarms in the house were not armed at the time of the robbery due to a missing panel from the installation, rendering the app Richards and Umansky were using to activate the system from a distance ineffective. The alert they received was triggered by a motion sensor. A broken window was discovered on property, which police believe is likely how the culprit(s) entered the home.

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18 hours ago, Straycat80 said:

I’m sure they rushed this wedding so it could be a storyline for the show. And the number eight was just thrown in there for something quirky.

why is Lisa remodeling her kitchen? It’s beautiful! 

That makes sense!

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16 hours ago, Callaphera said:

Y'know that thing where you overuse/over-see a word and it no longer seems like a real word? That's "nip" now. Nip nip nip nip. No longer a word.

Nip. 

And don't forget "Nip Slip"  -  we all know what that means.

Or is that BRITISH too, Wanker PK?

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3 hours ago, heatherchandler said:

I had no idea LVP has a cookbook out.  

It's half cookbook, half how to entertain. It's ok.  Thank God for libraries! 

SIMPLY DIVINE: A GUIDE TO EASY, ELEGANT, AND AFFORDABLE ENTERTAINING

BY LISA VANDERPUMP

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I LOVE Lisa V. Back when I was younger I loved clubbing, and I knew a lot of night club owners. Those guys are TOUGH. They are like military tough. You have to be very hard and also willing to fight to run a nightclub, cuz people who work for you will cross the line and need to be thrown out. It's a weird but insanely profitably business if managed right. But you are always always always firing and hiring people. Nightclub/restaurant/bar people can be extremely shady and dishonest--- I think it's due to being in such close contact to money, not needing an education, and the disposable attitude owners have of their employees.

I also say this cuz Ken is a nightclub owner, and I definitely see that toughness/fight in him. He's no pushover and he's seen it all. I think Lisa's V's coldness is just a reflection of the business she is in. She also got really screwed over by that one dude that lived with her season 1- she opened up too much and he used it against her.

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Am I the only one that thinks PK and boy George have a sex relationship going on? It’s so weird to me that this grown man would live with them, especially because I’m assuming he still has money from “do you really want to hurt me” and would be able to at least afford a decent apartment in WeHo. PK screams gay under the radar to me, he and Dorit have ZERO chemistry and I feel like if you put even the sexiest/sexual woman in replace of her it would be the same. JMO

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19 minutes ago, Giselle said:

It's half cookbook, half how to entertain. It's ok.  Thank God for libraries! 

SIMPLY DIVINE: A GUIDE TO EASY, ELEGANT, AND AFFORDABLE

BY LISA VANDERPUMP

Thank you!  I see that it came out in 2011.  Totally missed that!  I agree thank God for libraries - I rarely buy books now that my library offers most books on kindle!

3 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

I like the last Instagram post comment - where someone says that they're not sure Ken is still even with us

Poor Ken!  Mocked on SM.  He used to run with Mick and the boys!

2 minutes ago, JuliesMommy said:

Am I the only one that thinks PK and boy George have a sex relationship going on? It’s so weird to me that this grown man would live with them, especially because I’m assuming he still has money from “do you really want to hurt me” and would be able to at least afford a decent apartment in WeHo. PK screams gay under the radar to me, he and Dorit have ZERO chemistry and I feel like if you put even the sexiest/sexual woman in replace of her it would be the same. JMO

There is something amiss.  Not sure if it is that, or what exactly.  I feel like Camille, Dorit and PK make the hairs on the back of my neck stand up!

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8 minutes ago, JuliesMommy said:

Am I the only one that thinks PK and boy George have a sex relationship going on? It’s so weird to me that this grown man would live with them, especially because I’m assuming he still has money from “do you really want to hurt me” and would be able to at least afford a decent apartment in WeHo. PK screams gay under the radar to me, he and Dorit have ZERO chemistry and I feel like if you put even the sexiest/sexual woman in replace of her it would be the same. JMO

I don't see gay in PK. The way he narrowed in on the split second flash of Ericka's vagina and gushed-- and how jealous Dorit got later.... PK just seems super straight to me. If he's fucking Boy George, it's just to keep him happy and around cuz he needs the money. But I don't think he is. Boy George is a legend. He can CERTAINLY find better tail that PK.

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4 hours ago, VedaPierce said:

Tuddy and Kyle developed an odd super close friendship rather quickly. I think it’s strange because last year, once Kyle moved into her house, she hired Teddy’s husband to do the security for it. Where soon after, she was promptly robbed of all of her very expensive and very sentimental possessions. Something like that would be very hard to recover from so quickly, especially if the new friends’ husband was hired specifically so that something like that wouldn't happen!! Wonder why teddy not only was forgiven almost immediately, but now is also inner circle. And now kyle’s decades-old friendship with Vanderpump is in ruins. Strange. 

I sort of wondered if Tedi's new home that Edwin (Edward?) wanted came from money from Kyle's stuff.... Maybe an insurance scam? I would not be remotely surprised since Tedi and Edward can not make enough on their own to have their lifestyle. There is money coming in from somewhere.

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