S09.E07: Eat, Drink, and Be Married

[chewycandy]

41 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

I'm as far from British as you could get, but I've still used the word "nip" about a million times referring to a small animal bite - whether from a puppy or a kitten.  

Jack Frost nipping at your nose. The Christmas Song, Pee K. American-written. Taking a nip, like a sip, is more commonly British used. Am I wrong?

[princelina]

1 hour ago, nexxie said:

Both LVP and Teddi are wearing ugly dresses, so there, they have something in common!

Teddi's was blah, but LVP really went all out on the tacky meter for this wedding!  This is the worst she's looked since she wore those black lace elbow-length (possibly) fingerless gloves!  

1 hour ago, TexasGal said:

Especially since it seems like half the guests are housewives and their spouses.

Well the HWs all left by 4:00 - I guess the real guests stayed for the reception!I 

I conceived a conspiracy theory whilst watching this evening - maybe LVP agreed to waive the $5000 fee in return for Dorit's going along with the dog storyline, and Dorit agreed - and then Rinna got ahold of it, turned the other gals against LVP, and Dorit and PK were suddenly in hog heaven realizing that 😄. Dorit was certainly sassier than I thought she would dare to be when the wedding didn't start on time and she was all of a sudden mocking Teddi again.

And yes Denise, you do look like a slutty bride!  But you also look fabulous, so you do you 🥂

[chewycandy]

37 minutes ago, Jel said:

Yes, "nip" is the word for a little puppy bite pretty much everywhere.  "Nip" as in a drink is some kind of British Isles talk I guess, but not as a word for bite. Nice try, dumbass!  That's his evidence that the story was from Lisa.  Le sigh. Amateurs!

Ah there we are.

[njbchlover]

26 minutes ago, dbell1 said:

We now know that whoever robbed Dorit and PukeK left all of her clothes. I might sue for $5,000 for emotional distress from that horrific zig zag robe she had on.

Denise is so flipping funny and laid back. "Sure, wear sneakers." I know some might question Aaron's motives, but he seems a good match for her and he cares about the girls. 

I want to see the kitchen remodel, forget the vacations!!!

And why the hell were all the rest of Dorit's clothes on a portable rack inside their master bedroom?  Doesn't every Beverly Hills home have a walk-in closet of some kind (or even, a regular closet)?  For a bedroom and house that size, I would imagine there must be a huge walk-in closet.

My thinking is the clothes on that rack are the ones that she has "on loan" from different designers for filming purposes, and they all have to be returned.  Dorit didn't want to run the risk of mixing up her own clothes with the borrowed ones.

[MrsPatrickBateman]

I love the feigning of absolute disbelief and horror from Dorit as she read word for word what she 100% did and is guilty of. 

She should be ashamed, however Dorit needs to be ashamed with herself. 

If you don't want a story about your gross actions to be be public knowledge DON'T DO SAID ACTIONS. 

Edited March 27, 2019 by MrsPatrickBateman

[BluBrd47]

I’ve never really warmed to Camille after season one- she seems overly thirsty- but her shrieking with joy when they played the metal song Denise walked down the aisle to was awesome. Always the Jersey girl!

Edited March 27, 2019 by BluBrd47

[renatae]

1 hour ago, Keywestclubkid said:

the beyond whitetrashness of walking down the isle to hard rock lol I LOVE DENISE 

Haha! I loved that Erika, of all people, was clutching her pearls!

[Reality police]

1 hour ago, KungFuBunny said:

Is that Floral 8 going to stay sideways?

But it's infinity don't you know!

[Jel]

On Lisa and leaking stories to Radar Online:

(And of course Kyle, who never lets actual facts sway her from one of her dumb theories)

https://realityblurb.com/2019/02/14/lisa-vanderpump-feels-vindicated-after-reporter-reveals-she-never-leaked-a-story-to-her-but-kyle-richards-doesnt-agree/

Edited March 27, 2019 by Jel

[Dance4Life]

Does Boy George have to be in EVERY freakin’ episode???

Every week is Dorit, PK and some form of BG!

Did y’all catch his photo when they showed Dorit’s wedding?

hahahahahahahah! 

[njbchlover]

14 minutes ago, chewycandy said:

Jack Frost nipping at your nose. The Christmas Song, Pee K. American-written. Taking a nip, like a sip, is more commonly British used. Am I wrong?

PK can't even get his "British-ness" correct - he really is a doltish wanker!  😉

[njbchlover]

10 minutes ago, renatae said:

Haha! I loved that Erika, of all people, was clutching her pearls!

Erika was just mad that Denise didn't use one of her songs!  

[Dance4Life]

9 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

Erika was just mad that Denise didn't use one of her songs!  

Pretty Mess is perfect for Denise!

[walnutqueen]

19 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

PK can't even get his "British-ness" correct - he really is a doltish wanker!  😉

And a wanking dolt. 

and that's probably the nicest thing I'll ever say about him

[Pattycake2]

Let’s see.  Who could use the money for a leaked story and knew the mix of the dog?

PK himself - did you see his face when Dorit told him?  I suggest watching that bit again.

Brandi - if she had any friends on the show staff, she’d sell anything

Any of the 400 vpd staff and volunteers who received the email sent by the shelter and their family and friends.

Staff, friends, and family of the kill shelter.

The underpaid or more likely not paid Kemsley staff.

Boy George

[swankie]

Well I think Lisa Rinna and Denise need to pay homage to Nicolette Sheridan for releasing their men to them.  🤣

The people at that wedding looked so hot it was making me hot and its 45 degrees where I'm at.  And I just love Jerry O'Connell.  He cracked me up when he said people think he's Jason Bateman.  He just seems like a fun friend to have.  All in all it was a cute wedding.  Sad it couldn't have started on time though.

Leave it to Dorit to do something in bad taste and put that guy on the spot about "shagging" Rinna and Denise at the same time years ago.  I bet he was thinking, "And you are...?"  

[bravofan27]

Denise definitely had a way cool vibe for the wedding. She was very chill and relaxed. Her dress was cool. My thinking is Denise is probably a little bit disappointed with her wedding, as she has to remind herself, and others, that she did indeed once have the big fancy wedding (complete with old pictures) so she is probably missing that level of lifestyle a bit. Now she is older and likes hot rocker/alternative edgy type guys, so most likely she'll be dating someone whose time has also come and gone, and now he's looking for sugar momma. Which is opposite of Dorit's strategy, which is to marry a rich guy, have the dream wedding, and just deal with sleeping with a total dork every night.

Though I don't doubt that Denise is happier without her marriage to Charlie, I think she has to feel like she missed an opportunity a bit. She probably thought she'd marry a guy just as rich and handsome (I think he's hideous, but others find him attractive) as Charlie, but it never happened. THis guy she married seems like he has no money whatsoever.
 

This is a good reminder to me to stay put with my husband. The grass is not greener. Sometimes I think life would be easier if my husband had more money/ less money problems, but then I look at women that marry in their 40s and the guys they marry--- they are either hideous or broke. (Broke just meaning they aren't loaded, paycheck-to-paycheck type regular normal guys FYI so I don't get all these messages about how how and so has a job and they were so successful in this field... yadda yadda. Just go with it). AND YES I KNOW DENISE IS AN EXCEPTION AND SHE SUFFERED! It's more DORIT that has me convinced to never divorce.

Cute/broke: Jason Hoppy

Creepy/bald/rich: Tom

Hot body/ broke: Eddie

Gross/rich: John

Hot/super broke: Adam

The obvious exception would be Brooks, who seemed to lack qualities in general.

Edited March 27, 2019 by bravofan27

[Ms.Lulu]

1 hour ago, Jel said:

Yes, "nip" is the word for a little puppy bite pretty much everywhere.  "Nip" as in a drink is some kind of British Isles talk I guess, but not as a word for bite. Nice try, dumbass!  That's his evidence that the story was from Lisa.  Le sigh. Amateurs!

Agreed!

If you are from Massachusetts you call a little bottle of alcohol on airplanes or in hotel rooms a 'nip.' You also 'nip out' to run a quick errand and you nip off a piece off food to give a taste.  And dogs nip.

[bravofan27]

9 minutes ago, swankie said:

The people at that wedding looked so hot it was making me hot and its 45 degrees where I'm at.  And I just love Jerry O'Connell.  He cracked me up when he said people think he's Jason Bateman.  He just seems like a fun friend to have.  All in all it was a cute wedding.  Sad it couldn't have started on time though.

My entire childhood and teen years was spent thinking Jerry and Jason were the same person.

[Dance4Life]

I think the reason Denise could pull off her wedding in a short amount of time is because that place was fantasy dreamy gorgeous! 

I would get marry there in a heartbeat.

Does anyone think there was a little bit of production fibbing going on?

2 weeks?? Or, was it 1 weeks? Or, 2 days??

It kept changing. 

They made her dress, too.

Or, the other thing I thought it was really expensive trying to make everything happen that fast.

[Callaphera]

Y'know that thing where you overuse/over-see a word and it no longer seems like a real word? That's "nip" now. Nip nip nip nip. No longer a word.

Nip. 

[TomGirl]

2 hours ago, Dance4Life said:

She is all about the honeymoon!!! 😘 🍆 💖

I’ll never look at eggplant the same way again.

[Dance4Life]

Now I know who Denise’s husband reminds me.

It is OC.....Slade!

Next season Denise will claim something about his job and not having one anymore......then he will become her...... Official Purse Holder.

(Have they even shown his place of work? Doesn’t he want free publicity?)

[izabella]

23 minutes ago, swankie said:

Leave it to Dorit to do something in bad taste and put that guy on the spot about "shagging" Rinna and Denise at the same time years ago.  I bet he was thinking, "And you are...?"  

You mean you don't immediately ask people about their past sex life when you are introduced?

[CrinkleCutCat]

Mickey’s description of Erika Jayne’s tour outfit sounds straight out of a queen describing her catwalk on Ru Paul’s Drag Race!

”...an urban girl, Barbie, Hello Kitty, pinked around the world (?), girl fantasy”. [Insert eye roll here]

[swankie]

49 minutes ago, PDXlulu said:

Agreed!

If you are from Massachusetts you call a little bottle of alcohol on airplanes or in hotel rooms a 'nip.' You also 'nip out' to run a quick errand and you nip off a piece off food to give a taste.  And dogs nip.

Or you can have a "nip slip"  🤣

[UsernameFatigue]

I hope that is all we see of Erika Jane this season. She bores me to tears. And I know Erika thinks it is cool to get all dressed up to meet the girls in a hotel room for drinks while on vacation, but wear a tacky poly jumpsuit to a wedding, but it just isn't. I am glad she was sweating and uncomfortable. 

I am trying to like Denise, but being an hour and a half late for your own wedding is beyond tacky. I really hate it when a bride and groom have so little regard for their guests. I was really hoping that she would be so  late, that she would arrive as the Howives were leaving.  She certainly came close. And does anyone else think that she called the papps including the helicopter to tell them when they would arrive? Otherwise why would the helicopter not be circling at 2, when the wedding was supposed to take place? No sign of it until the wedding started at 3:30ish. 

I don't blame Lisa for wanting a new kitchen - the one she has is ugly.  

Edited March 27, 2019 by UsernameFatigue

[Drumpf1737]

2 hours ago, Dance4Life said:

How can you be so cold and play victim?

If she didn't she wouldn't have a storyline . They might even be forced to reveal one of the lawsuits. 

I loved Denise's wedding...

[Dance4Life]

12 minutes ago, UsernameFatigue said:

I hope that is all we see of Erika Jane this season. She bores me to tears. And I know Erika thinks it is cool to get all dressed up to meet the girls in a hotel room for drinks while on vacation, but wear a tacky poly jumpsuit to a wedding, but it just isn't. I am glad she was sweating and uncomfortable. 

I am trying to like Denise, but being an hour and a half late for your own wedding is beyond tacky. I really hate it when a bride and groom have so little regard for their guests. I was really hoping that she would be so  late, that she would arrive as the Howives were leaving.  She certainly came close. And does anyone else think that she called the papps including the helicopter to tell them when they would arrive? Otherwise why would the helicopter not be circling at 2, when the wedding was supposed to take place? No sign of it until the wedding started at 3:30ish. 

I don't blame Lisa for wanting a new kitchen - the one she has is ugly.  

Lisa Rinna called them. She got so happy when she saw them.

Started doing her thigh slap and hamming it up for the pap’s cameras.

She was waving hi....and, bragging she knew them all.

hahahaha! She reminds me so much of Marcy Darcy.

[MrsWitter]

1 hour ago, bravofan27 said:

Which is opposite of Dorit's strategy, which is to marry a rich guy, have the dream wedding, and just deal with sleeping with a total dork every night.

Kelly Dodd, is that you? 

[TimeToCancelTM]

3 hours ago, JD5166 said:

Teddi looks like she dragged that dress out of a dumpster. 

I completely agree! She was by far the most under dressed person there. That looked like a dress you wear to the park for a kids playdate, a Whole Foods trip, walking the dog to take a shit, etc ... not for a wedding. 

[gritz]

That wedding was reality show gold!

It's Vanderpump Dogs, not Vanderpump Pets...as if LVP is going to get the name of her rescue wrong.

That story has Rinna's paws all over it.

[walnutqueen]

3 minutes ago, MrsWitter said:

Kelly Dodd, is that you? 

Let's not forget Vicky G (before she was a cancer scammer) calling Jim Bellino a "smelly dork".

[LadyK]

I am so grateful to both Denise and Lisa V for providing the lighthearted moments that have been so missing this season.  Although being 90 minutes late for one’s own wedding really is unacceptable; especially given Denise’s concern that no one would be available to attend given the lateness of the hour. Lisa’s delighted playfulness with Ken over the new kitchen was marvellous. And the new kitchen....swoon! This is what I want to see. Not these horrible harridans who are incapable of keeping Lisa’s name out of their mouths at 50th birthday celebrations, wedding gift shopping, limo rides en route to said wedding, etc. And Dorit’s over the top dramatic reaction to the tabloid?!  Darling, don’t quit your day job. Wait, this is your day job. I retract that last statement.   The one thing about which I believed Dorit was being truthful was the very, very important payables ....read: The creditors are at the door PK!

[Dance4Life]

3 hours ago, bosawks said:

PK does realize that English is also spoken in America and nipped means the same thing as in England?

I mean he’s a dolt so I’m not entirely sure.

And, that most Americans are Brits! LMAO

[princelina]

This episode I watched the opening statements (which I normally FF through) and it made me see for the first time what an odd life Erika leads - from her little Q-tip of a husband, to the mausoleum (including "her chapel") that she lives in, to her "assistant Mikey"/"glam squad" to her "career" as Erika Jayne - it's all just so strange.  Literally.  (and I mean that literally 😄). She's always asserted that all women would want her life, and I've always asserted in my mind that I wouldn't, thanks anyways, but tonight was the first night I just watched her little representative blurbs in the intros and thought to myself, "How bizarre."

Also:  tonight on WWHL she was on and captioned as "Erika Jayne, Singer".  🤨

[MrsWitter]

I know she will probably end up disappointing me (as all Housewives do), but I’m loving Denise right now. I love how she said to her daughter (paraphrase) “they’re Louboutins-you just have to get used to it” and then, when her daughter asks about sneakers, she’s like, “sure!”

I also adore her dogs. The little one, Luke, with his legs up in the air, laying on the ground unfazed in the midst of all the preparation and then the black dog, Lily, circling her as she’s getting dressed, probably covering her white dress with black fur. Denise also seems to have a nice relationship with her dad. I’m still unsure about Aaron, but their day did seem lovely, laid-back, and true to them. I hope he’s not a complete sketch ball.

[Lady of nod]

I am loving Denise Richards. Her wedding was the best thing this season. Her romper, Camille's dress, the sneakers, no fighting, no Kyle, the ice queen melting in her polyester Rhinna rag and a great venue. This is what I wanna see.  

[LadyK]

3 hours ago, Dance4Life said:

Did y’all see Dorit grab a bottle of Tequila from the bar and a bow from the flower arrangements?  

GRIFTER!!!!!

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2 hours ago, MrsPatrickBateman said:

While Kyle, Teddi and Dorit were wedding gift shopping it seemed like Dorit caught a glance at the price and all of a sudden she was saying I'll get the Tequila and you guys get the stuff to go with it. 

Like she was getting the big thing and they could just do the smaller things together. 

I highly doubt she spent $200+ on Tequila. 

Swoosh! Dance4life’s comment went completely over my head; probably because I believe Debtrit to be entirely capable of that.  

[walnutqueen]

21 minutes ago, LadyK said:

The one thing about which I believed Dorit was being truthful was the very, very important payables ....read: The creditors are at the door PK!

She's gonna need a lot longer than an hour to go over their payables with PewK

[renatae]

3 hours ago, Steph J said:

I was thinking more in terms of the fuel cost.

So "nipped" is a word Dorit would never use because it's too "English"?  What about all the other Brit-speak that comes out of her mouth?

That was baloney when PK said that was strictly an English expression. We've used that word forever to describe little bites. He's nuts.

They really turned a supposition into a fact based on a bunch of nonsense. No one else knew the dog's breed? No one else had a motive? No one else knew the facts? Right.

[LadyK]

3 minutes ago, walnutqueen said:

She's gonna need a lot longer than an hour to go over their payables with PewK

Yes! I fail to understand why Bravo isn’t utilizing the Bahamian footage that they must certainly have  of Debtrit being chased around the pool by a creditor’s friend. That storyline would make for riveting television.

[CrinkleCutCat]

4 hours ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Dorit ... you buy the expensive gift and ill buy the bottle of booze lol 

No way was she spending any money in that shop!

4 hours ago, Steph J said:

If Aaron is obsessed with the number 8, then wouldn't it have made more sense to wait a year and get married on August 8th of this year?  Granted the year would no longer have an 8 in it, but their anniversary years (save every 10th) aren't going to have a second 8 in it either now, whereas they would have always had two 8s if they got married on August 8th... and now I've put more thought than I ever wanted to into numerology.

Hmmm.... yes, Sept (9) + 8th (8) is 9+8 = 17, which reduces to 1+7=8

However, the true number for the day they married includes the year:

9+8+2+0+1+8=28 which then reduces to 2+8=10 which reduces to 1.

A true number 8 date would have been Sept 6, Oct 5, Nov 4, etc. Plenty of other 8 days.... although, they all seem very happy so I won’t begrudge the rush to wed on an 8 day!

So there Mister Infinity Number Eight Man! (My favourite/lucky number happens to be 8!)

2 hours ago, Dance4Life said:

You do not believe it is LVP telling ROL stories about the cast members in exchange for publicity articles about her restaurants?

of course, it is LVP & CO!

So? Who would blame Lisa, even if she did plant these stories, after Dorit’s actions? Dorit deserves every bit of bad characterisation/publicity over this.

How about Dorit’s TH comments??!! “Lisa’s never going to admit to it... maybe one day I can go back to trusting her”. That’s a perfect example of a gas lighter who is turning a situation completely around on to the victim and directing any flak away from themselves.

Edited March 27, 2019 by CrinkleCutCat

[MrsWitter]

7 minutes ago, renatae said:

That was baloney when PK said that was strictly an English expression. We've used that word forever to describe little bites. He's nuts.

They really turned a supposition into a fact based on a bunch of nonsense. No one else knew the dog's breed? No one else had a motive? No one else knew the facts? Right.

Yes- I love how the breed of the dog was apparently only known to LVP & VPD, even though, as someone posted on Dorit’s thread, they openly posted a (horrible) video of Lucy on social media. I imagine there were pictures too.

[walnutqueen]

4 minutes ago, CrinkleCutCat said:

So there Mister Infinity Number Eight Man! (My favourite/lucky number happens to be 8!)

Mine too, ever since my "official" retirement date was 08/08/08.   (So there, indeed, Mister Infinity Number Eight Man!)  heh.

I hope the wedding guests remembered to wear sunscreen, because there wasn't much shade at that event.

[MrsWitter]

22 minutes ago, LadyK said:

Yes! I fail to understand why Bravo isn’t utilizing the Bahamian footage that they must certainly have  of Debtrit being chased around the pool by a creditor’s friend. That storyline would make for riveting television.

I’m hoping all of this stuff comes up on the reunion if viewers keep asking. Andy did briefly ask Dorit about the lawsuit on WWHL a few weeks ago (Dorit wouldn’t discuss it). And tonight, Andy asked Erika (based on a viewer’s question) whether she should be cutting back on her glam squad and expenses in light of Tom’s lawsuit. Andy also noted that a lot of viewers were asking similar questions. Erika gave him a death stare, said she couldn’t discuss an open lawsuit, and that she uses her own money to cover her expenses. I know Erika does well with her performances, but I don’t think she’s making PJ money. 

ETA: Yes, @walnutqueen re: sunscreen. I didn’t care about Denise being late, but there seemed to be no shade and that would have driven me crazy. Aaron’s Dad and Ken seemed to be particularly red after the ceremony. 

Edited March 27, 2019 by MrsWitter

[renatae]

3 hours ago, Otherkate said:

Camille's dress was gorgeous and thank god, because there were a lot of ugly dresses (and one polyester jumpsuit) on display.  

I was wondering if they thought the theme of the wedding was "Wear a dress you wouldn't want to be caught dead in." I did like Teddi's. Rinna's was heinous.

I couldn't believe crass Dorit had the chutzpah to ask someone she'd just met, at a wedding, no less, if he was "shagging" two people at the same time.

PK saying "Lisa should have known the truth would come out" cracked me up. Yes, it certainly did, but keep deflecting.

[DivaLasVegas82]

I love how unpretentious and low maintenance Denise is. She kinda reminds me of how Brandi was initially until she became this unbearable drama queen.  And I loved that she let Sami wear sneakers to the wedding when Sami said she couldn't walk in heels (I hear you, Sami, neither can I).

Like someone else pointed out, I did notice the number of Charlie references Denise made tonight. It must gnaw at her that even though she's been acting for two decades, the thing that she'll always be most famous for is marrying Charlie Sheen.

[renatae]

3 hours ago, Dance4Life said:

You do not believe it is LVP telling ROL stories about the cast members in exchange for publicity articles about her restaurants?

of course, it is LVP & CO!

No, I don't. For publicity for her restaurants? Seems she has plenty. As in, an entire show and parts of another.

[Dance4Life]

35 minutes ago, CrinkleCutCat said:

No way was she spending any money in that shop!

Hmmm.... yes, Sept (9) + 8th (8) is 9+8 = 17, which reduces to 1+7=8

However, the true number for the day they married includes the year:

9+8+2+0+1+8=28 which then reduces to 2+8=10 which reduces to 1.

A true number 8 date would have been Sept 6, Oct 5, Nov 4, etc. Plenty of other 8 days.... although, they all seem very happy so I won’t begrudge the rush to wed on an 8 day!

So there Mister Infinity Number Eight Man! (My favourite/lucky number happens to be 8!)

So? Who would blame Lisa, even if she did plant these stories, after Dorit’s actions? Dorit deserves every bit of bad characterisation/publicity over this.

How about Dorit’s TH comments??!! “Lisa’s never going to admit to it... maybe one day I can go back to trusting her”. That’s a perfect example of a gas lighter who is turning a situation completely around on to the victim and directing any flak away from themselves.

I’m Team VP......but, most of us know she is releasing the  VPD stories.

We already saw that scene earlier by her pool when she filmed with one of her Vanderpuppets.

LVP made that guy take all the blame while she sat there mouth breathing clutching her pearls.

You have to remember. LVP is a failed actress. Her biggest credit was a non-speaking sexy girl role  on Silk Stockings.

 LVP is not fooling anyone.

I think next week Kyle is going to advise LVP to just admit her part and move on.

But, I think LVP, Ken + Giggy.........are going to tell Kyle to go phuk herself.

still Team VP.....but, LVP has taken it too far. All the girls know but they also have to be careful because no LVP......then the show ratings suffer.