S07.E12: Aaron's Story LIVE CHAT

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

@Suzywriter is our winner with an exact guess of 718 pounds!  She wins time with the tiny dog of her choosing, one free poorly drawn and horribly-placed tattoo, extra long, toilet paper holding kitchen tongs for her personal hygiene needs (much classier than a cane!), and of course the amazement of her fellow pounders! 

I am so honored!

[aliya]

22 lbs in 3 munts????

[ams1001]

If I did it right I'll be under 598.

...

696

[cmpbl]

22 lbs oops!

[Oh My.]

So he averaged 7ish pounds over 3 months???

[Minivanessa]

I am so bloody tired of these canned VO scripts. "I've been working so hard."

Oh, FFS. No, you've been cutting back on your food intake and changing both the kinds and amounts of food you eat. That does not equal "working so hard."

OTOH, I *have* been working so hard. It's Wednesday evening, I'm working M - F this week, and I came home bloody TIRED. No, it's not a tragedy or a drama. It's just waht is. I'm no spring chicken, and I'm not complaining, but I don't have the same physical stamina I did 25 years ago. 

So please, TV show, don't fling this "working so hard" BS at me from super morbidly obese people who are dealing with the task of changing their eating habits. Just don't.

Edited March 21, 2019 by Jeeves

[Wanda]

1 minute ago, Donut Bear said:

I hope he doesn’t.  I never like these people and am glad when they fail.  So shoot me.

Darling, come sit with me and the cat on the sofa. We will split some fried grapes.

[hoosiermom]

Welllll, better luck next time.

[Caoimhe]

Well he did slightly better than I thought.

[Miracle Maxie]

22 lbs? Were we all optimists?

[MrsRopersCaftan]

Yeah. 22 pounds? Dr. Now gonna be salty about that. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

Month 1-718, goal -120

Month 3-696, minus 22.    Dr. Now is going to go full enraged gerbil on his fanny.  

[umgoblue]

He forced his dad to come with him...to witness the whole 22# that he lost?!?!?

[DC Gal in VA]

Oh snap, only 22 pounds lost in three munts? What will Dr. Now say? Gee, I dunno.....  

[Oh My.]

I feel like dad is gonna snap on his son...

[umgoblue]

Just now, umgoblue said:

He forced his dad to come with him...to witness the whole 22# that he lost?!?!?

He must have read my last post...said the same exact thing!

Edited March 21, 2019 by umgoblue

[cmpbl]

It's all my fathers fault 

[rlc]

37 minutes ago, Splashes said:

Well you know what they say about guys with small feet?

That they can’t find their penis under their stomach apron?

[ShoePrincess]

45 minutes ago, calpurnia99 said:

He needs to poop first, shower second, aint no way that cane method is working. A bidet would actually be a good thing for this guy. It is a good thing for all humans but this guy would be very helped by one. You can get a little seat you attach to the toilet, instant bidet

I have one of those. It's a wonderful thing.  

[mmecorday]

"My dad had a heart attack, and I was so stressed out I ate peanut butter on a slice of bread."

[Guest]

I've been sticking to the diet..."as much as possible." 

So, not at all.

[JudgeyMcJudgyPants]

1 minute ago, Wanda said:

Darling, come sit with me and the cat on the sofa. We will split some fried grapes.

Can I come too?  I like cats.

[gameshowjunkie]

You tell him, Dr. Now!!

[String Theory]

10 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I want my props for 718!

I can't lose weight if no one here is suppoooooorting me!!

🏆 @Suzywriter⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Yeah!!!!!!! Woooo Hoo for you 😊~!!!!!

[CrazyInAlabama]

Almost a full hour in, and he's lost almost nothing, thrown his entire family under the bus, and dragged his father on a marathon drive to Dr. Now.   I officially hate Aaron.   I don't care if he loses 500 lbs, he's still a jerk, and always will be.   

Edited March 21, 2019 by CrazyInAlabama

[Pepper Mostly]

Dr. Now is taking no prisoners!

[Julyolo]

When the father shook his head "no" while Aaron was talking to Doctor Now. Dad has heard these same excuses for years and years.

Edited March 21, 2019 by Julyolo
Punctuation

[umgoblue]

A new low...blaming his sickly father! 

Get him, Dr. Now...in 5...4....3....2...

[aliya]

Dr Now is not fooling with these people any more.

Plus, I must say I like how these Texans say "Sir." Damn right. Treat Dr Now with respect. 

[Miracle Maxie]

“I’m gonna change, I really am.” All said with the flattest of flat affects. 

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

@Suzywriter

I said 23...so close, yet so far!

[Wanda]

1 minute ago, JudgeyMcJudgyPants said:

Can I come too?  I like cats.

The cat loves company. Bring greenies

[Miss Chevious]

Don’t allow peanut butter or white bread into the house! They’re evil!

[DC Gal in VA]

Dr. Now continues to take no prisoners! The Marines ain't got nothin' on him!

[Scarlett45]

Just now, aliya said:

Dr Now is not fooling with these people any more.

Plus, I must say I like how these Texans say "Sir." Damn right. Treat Dr Now with respect. 

Dr Now is not playing with them any more. 

[JudgeyMcJudgyPants]

I’m tired and this episode is boring.  This needs to take a turn to either Uber successful or total train wreck soon or I’m out.  

[Scarlett45]

Just now, Miss Chevious said:

Don’t allow peanut butter or white bread into the house! They’re evil!

Yes. Just don’t buy it. 

[Miss Chevious]

Last chance. Check.

[String Theory]

Its those durn peanut butter samwiches........son, that doesn't work with the all knowing, all seeing, all hearing of B.S. Dr. Now.

I loved how he lit into this lazy kid.

[Suzywriter]

120 in 2 munt. He better just order some Crystal Rock bottles and a tall glass.

[Guest]

"I'm so terrified." PLEASE NO MORE OF THIS!

[LizzyB]

1 minute ago, Miss Chevious said:

Don’t allow peanut butter or white bread into the house! They’re evil!

OMG but the Whole Foods honey roasted fresh grind peanut butter. Heaven.

[3girlsforus]

I will never understand going to a gym.... Take a freaking walk!!! It’s free!

Edited to clarify - I mean I don’t understand these people going to a gym - not gyms in general

Edited March 21, 2019 by 3girlsforus

[mmecorday]

Whoa, those are some pretty heavy weights, bro. You should ask for a spotter.

[Splashes]

1 minute ago, JudgeyMcJudgyPants said:

I’m tired and this episode is boring.  This needs to take a turn to either Uber successful or total train wreck soon or I’m out.  

Im considering watching that hoarders episode people were talking about...

[umgoblue]

How can you be late to the game and wish that this was already over?  This is the life that I am living now....😟😏

[CircusPeanuts]

5 minutes ago, Oh My. said:

So he averaged 7ish pounds over 3 months???

I’m off the deep end—  when they show the black screen with “Month 5”, all I could think — it should say “Munt 5” 🤭

[Snarkastikate]

Damn.  I saw him walking outside and cooking and serving that healthy meal to dad and himself and yup ..he tricked me.   22 stinking pounds, Aaron?  Really? 

[JudgeyMcJudgyPants]

Mr. Judgey-I like the pissy Dr. Now.

[Miracle Maxie]

Dude, you need a trainer. Good form is critical. Watching YouTube videos isn’t going to cut it.