S11.E03: It's a Clam Shame

[OnceSane]

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At Barbara's clambake, Luann confronts Ramona; Dorinda and Barbara try to clear things up over lunch; Bethenny heads to North Carolina for more relief work; Sonja throws a party during which Dorinda and Luann finally come face to face.

Airs March 20, 2019.

[bosawks]

Won’t most 20 year old sons say “yes I want the goddamn pie!”

[Keywestclubkid]

She’s rough around the edges lol Ramona never change 

[TexasGal]

What a trio.  Entering the party:

R: I brought wine!  I brought cake I mean pie!  And cookies!  I wasn’t really invited but here’s stuff!!

S: This is right by my dog groomer you know that groomer right there and I have a dog!

T: brrrr, shivering in my sweater....

[bosawks]

Lu and Beth as a party pair, yeesh, I’d rather go to the theatre with Statler and Waldorf.

[Dance4Life]

You were NOT engaged! 🤥

I hate B.... again!

[mostlylurking]

I think Tinsley was so nice and appropriate to Bethany.  Condolences, not making it about her, and then trying not to be awkward about the ring because apparently they were ENGAGED?!  Obviously this is not even in the same category, but it reminded me about when she went to visit Carole and Adam was photographing a "sexy salad" (blech) and she was again so nice about something so stupid.  She's definitely been groomed in etiquette.

[KungFuBunny]

6 minutes ago, bosawks said:

Won’t most 20 year old sons say “yes I want the goddamn pie!”

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

She’s rough around the edges lol Ramona never change 

Ramona at the Clam Bake is Mrs George from Mean Girls

[Mindthinkr]

I had a laugh when Bethenny said re: Ramona “ She’s here for the free clams. She’s going to put some in her purse”. 

Edited to add: Oops, I spoke too soon. Ramona was seen filling her bag with lobsters! 

Edited March 21, 2019 by Mindthinkr

[Keywestclubkid]

You are wearing a dead mans engagement ring while talking about dating some man. Bethany are you high?

[mostlylurking]

OK Luanne you don't get to school people for leaving early when you didn't want them there in the first place.  Plus it isn't even her house.  Gah!

[TexasGal]

Only Tinsley has the sense to feel bad about their party behavior.  As crazy as Sonja is, at least she owns the fact that she’s effing gonna take lobster!!!

[bosawks]

Go Sonja, take that food!

[Neurochick]

Damn, look at all that food they're "taking home" how fucking common.  

Was Ramona even invited to that party?

Dorinda doesn't need to eat, just give her a few bottles of Jack Daniels.

[FlyingEgret]

Who. Are. You to get me wet???

[ShawnaLanne]

Poor Tinsley was so mortified about taking the food. Ramona and Lu are both horrible beasts. Lu needs to leave Tinsley alone too. Don't pull people in your shit lu!

[Dance4Life]

What did she say? She is going on a date. Talk about her ex.

But, then it is her ‘would be dead fiance’......?????

I didn’t realize former dead relationship partners were Exes.

You just say....he/she died.

 Because, you know?  You never broke up!

(which is for exes)

[Mindthinkr]

3 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Damn, look at all that food they're "taking home" how fucking common.  

Was Ramona even invited to that party?

Dorinda doesn't need to eat, just give her a few bottles of Jack Daniels.

No, Ramona wasn’t invited. 

Dorinda likes Grey Goose. 

[bosawks]

Where the hell did Sonja get the to go cup!?!?

She may be my spirit animal....

Edited March 21, 2019 by bosawks

[Keywestclubkid]

And I did not miss Ramona’s circle talking ugh 

[KungFuBunny]

Corn On The Cob - come on Sonja break a tooth, break a tooth!!!!!

[Neurochick]

Have another drink, Drunk-rinda.

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Dorinda likes Grey Goose. 

Slap a Grey Goose label on it, she'll never know the difference.

Edited March 21, 2019 by Neurochick

[ShawnaLanne]

Sonja shoving a lime in her mouth to keep from saying more to Ramona is so relatable. 

Dorinda, Lu isn't the only one who thinks you might have a problem.

Lu is just as awful though.

How fed up do you have to be to offend Sonja?

Edited March 21, 2019 by ShawnaLanne

[mostlylurking]

I do love all the charity work B has done.  She has truly made a difference and its commendable. Maybe she can just do that full time and leave this show (just saying)?

[Keywestclubkid]

Calling yourself a star does t make it real Luanne good god 

[tinaw]

Why does Lu always take over every party? Get off your high horse already

[bosawks]

“Today’s mission” in the language of the non-501 (c) charitable endeavors.

Excuse me while my cynicism is showing, at least she’s doing something I guess.

[BodhiGurl]

Sonja gets the gold star so far for this episode. Loving her snark! Ramona is disgusting. I honestly can't believe she has any friends. Well, friends who aren't just hangers-on or surface "friends".

[Mindthinkr]

I’ve been staring at Sonja’s Sonja Morgan Original dress that she wore to the clambake. I like it, but for the life of me I wouldn’t know what undergarments to wear because it looks a little too see through. 

[Neurochick]

I think that if Luanne really thinks Dorinda has a problem, maybe she should cut her some slack.  It took getting arrested for Luanne to see she had a problem, maybe the same thing will happen with Dorinda and if it does, Luanne should be there for her.  

I appreciate the charity work Bethenny has done.  Many people who have more money than she, don't do a thing.  So I can't hate her for what she's doing, even if she makes it about her, she's doing something.

Edited March 21, 2019 by Neurochick

[Emmeline]

I didn’t think Dorinda would touch any of the food from the party but Sonja will and I love her for it.  I also thought the white lace dress was cute and it’s from Sonja’s collection.  Hope she gets rid of the long extensions.  Now seeing Sonja in the Paper Magazine party and shoot, she  reminds my of Donatella Versace.

It is surprising that Bethenny jumped into another relationship so quickly.  

LuAnn is just an arrogant “B”.  I can barely stand her.

Edited March 21, 2019 by Emmeline

[Keywestclubkid]

Is Bethany wearing a Gucci backpack while handing out gift cards? 

[Bronzedog]

Luann is such a pretentious bitch.  You'd think the last year would have humbled her at least a little.  The 10 minute marriage, the arrest, jail, rehab, and, her children suing her.  But, not Lu.  Instead of being humbled, she's more horrible than ever.

[bosawks]

If I lost everything in a natural disaster, Beth is right, I would appreciate getting my $100 Visa card minus the sobbing over her dead not so ex fiancé.

[chewycandy]

Dorinda looks perfect in this scene with Barbara and Barbara has spider eyelashes and that freaking horn necklace. 

[BodhiGurl]

2 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

I didn’t think Dorinda would touch any of the food from the party but Sonja will and I love her for it.  I also thought the white lace dress was cute and it’s from Sonja’s collection.  Hope she gets rid of the long extensions.

It is surprising that Bethenny jumped into another relationship so quickly.  

LuAnn is just an arrogant “B”.  I can barely stand her.

I think Bethenny is one of those peeps who just can't be a single woman. She seems to rush into relationships vs just enjoying the life she has and waiting for the right guy. She's a "right guy for now" kinda woman. You think she'd have learned after rushing into marriage with Jason 2. I would have thought that situation would have her running away from men... guess not...

[Keywestclubkid]

That piece of food at the corner of dorindas mouth omg I can’t 

[BodhiGurl]

not for nothing, and I'm one of the rare few who don't mind Barbara - but WOW she's been featured A LOT in these first few episodes... I wonder why she's only considered "friend of". Maybe she goes AWOL later in the season?!?

[JennyMominFL]

10 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

I’ve been staring at Sonja’s Sonja Morgan Original dress that she wore to the clambake. I like it, but for the life of me I wouldn’t know what undergarments to wear because it looks a little too see through. 

i just got a pair of Bethanny’s Jeans, now I want Sonja’s dress

[bosawks]

It’s not that I don’t care about Babs opinion it’s more that I see her mouth move on my tv and I just don’t hear anything.

[Dance4Life]

The restaurant with Barb and Dodo look like a senior retirement community.

[ShawnaLanne]

Dorinda is the best at comforting, when she's there she is there.

[Emmeline]

6 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

i just got a pair of Bethanny’s Jeans, now I want Sonja’s dress

Okay, we want a review.....

[Mindthinkr]

I was surprised that Dennis bought Brynn a ring as well when her presented Bethenny with an engagement ring. It was thoughtful of him to include her. 

[Reality police]

Anyone else notice Tinsley break out the caviar when they got back to Ramona's?

[ShawnaLanne]

8 minutes ago, bosawks said:

It’s not that I don’t care about Babs opinion it’s more that I see her mouth move on my tv and I just don’t hear anything.

Her face looks like it's melting. I'm a bit freaked out by her.

[ShawnaLanne]

Does Ramona ever enter a room without being bitchy? Ramona, unlike Dorinda, tried to upstage Sonja. She's unbelievable.

I'm loving Sonja's talking heads tonight. I too love when Lu and Ramona are faux friendly.

[endure]

44 minutes ago, Dance4Life said:

You were NOT engaged! 🤥

I hate B.... again!

All the time before she was denying any engagement and now she's creating the engagement.  Too little too late B.... 

[bosawks]

Uh, what’s the difference, I don’t know your handful of episodes versus their seasons worth of episodes for one.

[Emmeline]

Sonja’s Coverup Dress is $74.95 and yes, you would have to wear a slip or something under.  The bad news is, it only comes in one size that is 0-6.

Edited March 21, 2019 by Emmeline