S23.E11: Week 10 - The Final Rose

[tennisgurl]

I miss Jason. Jason would have picked someone. 

[kugrrl]

FFS they have these guys back.  

[JenE4]

No women left—Colton is going to choose one of these 4 guys?!? I bet it’s Ben Higgins!!❤️ 

[EllenB]

Well, if this season hadn't gone down the terlit already, here's some more loser turds to clog the drain.

[Meowwww]

The only guy out of the 4 I can identify is Ben H. 

[nutty1]

Garrett and Blake?! But yes to Jason!

I've been listening to some podcasts with Ben. I’ve grown to like him more. I would have preferred him as the Bachelor. Never thought I’d say that. 

[saber5055]

I don't recognize any of these dudes except Ben, and I watch every season. Famewhores don't last that long, obviously.

One guy almost ruined that Cassie and Colton are engaged. Oops.

[bosawks]

Good advice from Garret, what the hell!

[kugrrl]

Gotta mention his new hair.  

It looked like it was not brushed.  Not sure what the hoopla was.

Leap of Faith . 🙄

[ECM1231]

Yep, I agree with Garrett...what is left to pursue with Cassie? She left. She did not want to take a chance with Colton. If he goes back it is kind of stalkerish.

[saber5055]

1 minute ago, kugrrl said:

It looked like it was not brushed.  Not sure what the hoopla was.

Just lots of product and combed straight up like all the rad dudes are wearing it these days in LA.

[nutty1]

I’m in the minority but I like those 4 guys out there. 😊

[SallyAlbright]

LOL at Becca hiding from this trainwreck. She definitely sent Garrett so she didn't have to talk. 

Used to love Jason, but now all I can think about is my extreme dislike of Kaitlyn Bristowe when I look at him. 

Seriously though, why are they here? NOTHING has happened in this episode. 

[Mu Shu]

I want to be on the next bachelor.  With my gut hanging over my cutoffs and my crocs with unshaven legs.  Still sexier than Boltin Colton the big snot covered baby dolt. 

[Dejana]

What ludicrous filler. Clearly, this all could have been done in a 2-hour show followed by After the Final Rose, but that's not an option because ABC has an actual hit on Mondays at 10 o'clock. They've stretched this over two nights by adding an extra hour of audience reactions and extended interviews.

Edited March 12, 2019 by Dejana

[saber5055]

1 minute ago, ECM1231 said:

what is left to pursue with Cassie?

I guess it all depends if Cassie's other reality show gets a third season. Maybe Colton can be on that.

[nutty1]

I thought the show finished today and tomorrow was only ATFR. 

[ECM1231]

4 minutes ago, saber5055 said:

I don't recognize any of these dudes except Ben, and I watch every season. Famewhores don't last that long, obviously.

One guy almost ruined that Cassie and Colton are engaged. Oops.

Really? I missed that. Who said it, Saber?

[nutty1]

The best part of the show.....that cute dog!

[saber5055]

Just now, ECM1231 said:

Really? I missed that. Who said it, Saber?

One of the guys sitting on the left side. Right afterward there was a pause and Ben brought up Colton's hair.

Maybe I misheard. Someone who can rewind can verify.

[FlyingEgret]

Was the wild dog's name Colton too?

[tennisgurl]

Well, that random dog was cute at least. 

This show needs to stop with these long ass episodes for days at a time! Its so old!!!

[Armchair Critic]

Did they try for a Mesnick with him on the balcony? Fail.

[saber5055]

Just now, nutty1 said:

The best part of the show.....that cute dog!

Oh no, I missed the dog!

[tennisgurl]

So you mean Cassie wasnt ready to get married? Oh wow, I wish someone had said something...

[FlyingEgret]

Cassie quit and got 2 days to pack.  Seems a little unfair...

[Diana Berry]

I saw Colton's soulmate.  That dog running down the street.  Colton take it home, love it, it will remain loyal to you. 

[JenE4]

They tried to make him pull a Mesnick, but he didn’t cry over the balcony...the only place he didn’t cry.

[Mu Shu]

Ugh, now the pink faced idiot stammer and stutters.  

[Adeejay]

Please don't tell me Colton and Cassie are going to reunite.  

[saber5055]

Cassie: "I can't wait to be with family and friends back home and, you know, move on with my life."

And season three of my reality show.

[rebel2u]

OK, only saw parts of the Ben, Garrett, Jason and somebody else? segment because I was in and out of the kitchen pouring wine but what I saw was TOTALLY a Jason audition for The Bachelor.

[ECM1231]

Dude, you can't make her love you, ffs!!!!

[mishap]

This fake fucking show!  But here I sit watching.  Oh, the shame!  

Edited March 12, 2019 by mishap

[Jax7917]

Anyone getting Joe from the show “ You” vibes from Colton ? 

I can just picture him peaking through Cassie’s window waiting to see if she’s with another guy . 

Speaking of , how is Cassie still in Portugal ?

[kugrrl]

nice sniffling

[Diana Berry]

3 hours ago, rebel2u said:

OK, only saw parts of the Ben, Garrett, Jason and somebody else? segment because I was in and out of the kitchen pouring wine but what I saw was TOTALLY a Jason audition for The Bachelor.

I think Jason is dating Katelynn

[tennisgurl]

Oh God, this is totally happening. Colton will end up with Cassie tomorrow. 

[saber5055]

Just now, ECM1231 said:

Dude, you can't make her love you, ffs!!!!

Oh, yes he can! You'll see it happen tomorrow night.

Too funny that we were shown Cassie packing and leaving her room with two suitcases, yet she answers the door when Colton knocks.

Yeah, alrighty then.

[tennisgurl]

I mean, you cant MAKE a person love you...

[Diana Berry]

3 hours ago, saber5055 said:

One of the guys sitting on the left side. Right afterward there was a pause and Ben brought up Colton's hair.

Maybe I misheard. Someone who can rewind can verify.

I zoned out what did he say?

[TheFinalRose]

Poor Cassie. I can't wait to hear her blood-curdling scream when she sees Colton and the camera crew at her door again.

[saber5055]

2 minutes ago, tennisgurl said:

Oh God, this is totally happening. Colton will end up with Cassie tomorrow. 

Told you guys so. It's been my posted prediction (unspoiled) every week.

[adhoc]

I totally wanted Colton to open that door and find that Cassie was already gone.

[saber5055]

3 minutes ago, Diana Berry said:

I think Jason is dating Katelynn 

Wasn't she engaged to Aaron Rogers' brother? Or do I have my b-ettes mixed up? Maybe it was JoJo engaged to the brother ...

[CraftyHazel]

I don’t give a damn about this idiot’s virginity.  I hope he never gets laid.  What the ever living hell  would any self respecting person want with him after seeing him on this show?  He’s not hot enough to overcome his many other shortcomings...and this from a woman whose ex looks like an angry mix of Phil Collins and a pit bull.  Obviously my standards are fairly low.

[truthaboutluv]

3 minutes ago, ECM1231 said:

Dude, you can't make her love you, ffs!!!!

Yeah I'm sorry,  I just came in here to ask if we're meant to root for this couple because that last five minutes was just uncomfortable to me. Especially considering the current social climate we're in. Colton is whinging and boo-hooing of "I just want Cassie" like some damn toddler and Cassie is talking like someone well over the whole experience and wanting to get back to her family and real life. And here this fool comes up begging some more.

This feels like some creepy, "no really means yes". And I think Cassie is fake and played her cards until she realized he would pick her versus her becoming the Bachelorette. But girl has the right to say she's over this and for Colton to respect that. Like I said last week and I'll say it again this week. Colton, SHE'S JUST NOT INTO YOU.

[saber5055]

13 minutes ago, nutty1 said:

I thought the show finished today and tomorrow was only ATFR. 

Wishful dreaming.

[JenE4]

2 minutes ago, saber5055 said:

Oh, yes he can! You'll see it happen tomorrow night.

Too funny that we were shown Cassie packing and leaving her room with two suitcases, yet she answers the door when Colton knocks.

Yeah, alrighty then.

Seriously. I thought we were in for a car chase and he’d have his driver run her off the road. Or he’d barely catch her at the airport as her plane was about to take off like the kid in “Love, Actually.” Or, he’d get to her empty room and be devastated that he just missed her. But she’s still there? 

[nutty1]

I guess the only question is, if she takes him back, is will he propose live tomorrow night?

Edited March 12, 2019 by nutty1