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24 minutes ago, Irate Panda said:

I’m confused, are Amy and Chris staying in this lady Sandy’s motel room?

42 minutes ago, DonnaMae said:

Staying in a motel room Sandy had?  She gave up her room for them?  The lady on the right gets no mention.  They must be thrilled to be sitting with a famous celebrity

Some punctuation would be, you know, helpful.  Read it multiple times and still can't figure out if they are staying in Sandy's motel room with her (lucky Sandy) or if Sandy is staying at the same motel.  And Sandy on the left gets all the love but woman on the right remains an ignored mystery. 

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The woman has officially run out of content to post.  Last week's photo of her muddy jeans was a sign that she is running out of shit to post.  But she's gotta keep posting to keep the $$$$$ train moving, so now she's just snapping pics of random items she has laying around. 

And if that perfume isn't enough to get her through the week, I would not want to be trapped in an elevator with her.

57 minutes ago, YupItsMe said:

They don’t sell perfume where she’s at?

Can't Sandy hook her up?  How about the other unnamed rando? I sure hope Amy keeps us all posted because this is just all so nail biting.....

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27 minutes ago, floridamom said:

Try a shower, Amy; no need for perfume.

It makes me wonder; does a lot of sweating occur under those Biker Chic leathers?

I'm sorry, but it irks me how Amy is suddenly "Grandmother of the Year" when, until Caryn fell out of favor with the miffed royal couple, it seemed that family couldn't be bothered with her nor she, with her grandchildren.  She must've studied footage of Cha-Cha playing with Jackson the past few seasons for pointers on being the "fun" Mimi.

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4 hours ago, ginger90 said:

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It's probably the brand my grandma used (special occasion only) by Avon called Midnight In Paris. It was not a scent. It was an overwhelming, intoxicating fume. Could also be used to induce vomiting.

I picture Amy using her perfume in places that need to be cleansed. Not perfumed. And then she "dusts" with baby powder. I'm surprised Amy isn't pimping that "perfume". 

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3 hours ago, chenoa333 said:

It's probably the brand my grandma used (special occasion only) by Avon called Midnight In Paris. It was not a scent. It was an overwhelming, intoxicating fume. Could also be used to induce vomiting.

I picture Amy using her perfume in places that need to be cleansed. Not perfumed. And then she "dusts" with baby powder. I'm surprised Amy isn't pimping that "perfume". 

For some reason I pictured Amy dousing herself in one of these before a date with Chris.  I think she’s heavy-handed with the perfume because of all the garlic.

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If TLC is paying then she’d get some Chanel No.5 or something.

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8 minutes ago, Irate Panda said:

For some reason I pictured Amy dousing herself in one of these before a date with Chris.  I think she’s heavy-handed with the perfume because of all the garlic.

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If TLC is paying then she’d get some Chanel No.5 or something.

😂My favorite label is "if you love musk, you'll love Smoldering Musk."  I'm betting that's Amy's scent.  

If Chris is in the mood, just spray on some Soldering Musk - eliminates garlic odor, smelly greasy hair odor, Nether region odors. Come and get her Chris. 

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18 hours ago, Jeanne222 said:

The amount left in the bottle is a lot!  How much does she use???  She has to smell to high heaven!

Well she didn't say how old the perfume was. But typically, if it's high quality perfume, you only need a dab.

I feel compelled to go to my local drug store to sample some Smoldering Musk. I will report back (if I'm not taken to the ER for respiratory failure!)

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9 hours ago, Jeanne222 said:

Oh those heavy perfumes of yesteryear they take your breath away!

Lucky Chris. Riding faster and faster do the perfume doesn’t do him in!

In today’s world clean is the goal. Not covering up body odors with perfume!

Exactly more and more businesses, dentist offices, doctors offices etc have fragrance free rules and they don’t allow perfume or cologne because people use way too much, some spray on perfume rather than shower… it’s gross.

I can’t stand being in a small room with people dripping in perfume, I get migraines…. Thankfully I don’t run into that problem very often because fragrances aren’t allowed in most of the places I visit.

Amy eats so much garlic… she probably sweats garlic and soaks her stinky self in perfume to cover the stench.  Skunky Amy Roloff.

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Amy’s posting about dirty jeans and rationing perfume, Tori’s posting about Zach’s fascination with hands, Audrey posting about Barney costumes and lube…good grief I never thought I’d say this but can Amy post more cooking videos?  I mean at least they’re generally comical and what about this great motorcycle adventure with MYMAN?
 

I’m not sure how many hundreds of miles Chris and Amy are traveling, but you’d think there be more scenic photos or videos.  Instead we get stories about shared??? motel rooms and dirty pants.  I know I’m no social media influencer, but you’d think a road trip would be an interesting topic to post about.  I still want to know if Chris wandered off or disappeared this time? 

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10 hours ago, chenoa333 said:

It's probably the brand my grandma used (special occasion only) by Avon called Midnight In Paris. It was not a scent. It was an overwhelming, intoxicating fume. Could also be used to induce vomiting.

I'm not familiar with the Avon fragrance, but here's what I found on the web: Established in Paris in 1863 to manufacture make up and face powders, Bourjois has been making perfume since 1900. “Evening in Paris” was originally sold in a cobalt blue bottle designed by Jean Helleu. The scent was discontinued in the late 1960s, and revived and reformulated by Chanel in the early 1990s.image.thumb.png.5ad1954e9cc46f33ad401528dfa66048.png

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6 hours ago, Irate Panda said:

Amy’s posting about dirty jeans and rationing perfume, Tori’s posting about Zach’s fascination with hands, Audrey posting about Barney costumes and lube…good grief I never thought I’d say this but can Amy post more cooking videos?  I mean at least they’re generally comical and what about this great motorcycle adventure with MYMAN?
 

I’m not sure how many hundreds of miles Chris and Amy are traveling, but you’d think there be more scenic photos or videos.  Instead we get stories about shared??? motel rooms and dirty pants.  I know I’m no social media influencer, but you’d think a road trip would be an interesting topic to post about.  I still want to know if Chris wandered off or disappeared this time? 

Hummm I'm thinking this trip might be for the show.

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6 hours ago, Irate Panda said:

I’m not sure how many hundreds of miles Chris and Amy are traveling, but you’d think there be more scenic photos or videos

I thought it was supposed to be a month long road trip but from the posts Amy has made it looks like the trip is coming to an end before June is over? 

Chris is probably in the "red zone/ready to snap" phase with Miss Fabulosity. And yes, we need a new cooking video for some comedy!

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19 hours ago, Dibs said:

It makes me wonder; does a lot of sweating occur under those Biker Chic leathers?

I'm sorry, but it irks me how Amy is suddenly "Grandmother of the Year" when, until Caryn fell out of favor with the miffed royal couple, it seemed that family couldn't be bothered with her nor she, with her grandchildren.  She must've studied footage of Cha-Cha playing with Jackson the past few seasons for pointers on being the "fun" Mimi.

Amy’s always been a loving and involved grandmother. 

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8 hours ago, chenoa333 said:

I thought it was supposed to be a month long road trip but from the posts Amy has made it looks like the trip is coming to an end before June is over? 

Chris is probably in the "red zone/ready to snap" phase with Miss Fabulosity. And yes, we need a new cooking video for some comedy!

That's what she said but I suspect Chris and Amy aren't as "bad ass" as Auj said they were when Amy posted the pic of them in leathers trying to look cool. 🤡🤡

Camel Toe on a motorcycle in damp weather 😫

Sounds like they're headed for home.. no more "Vroom, vroom" more like "Plop, plop" into their rockers with a bottle of booze.

Talked to friend in BC this morning and it was 14C (57 Fahrenheit) and raining.

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I think they just call him Chris.

Chris just wants to be married to Amy and he wants to be nice to her children and grandchildren.

He doesn't want to steal everything and everyone from Matt and he doesn't overstep his bounds.

Caryn, on the other hand, won't rest until she possesses everything Amy ever had. Matt, her children, her grandchildren and the farm.

I don't know how Amy can be in the same room with her, regardless of what the show wants. I couldn't do it.

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4 hours ago, Libby said:

I think they just call him Chris.

Chris just wants to be married to Amy and he wants to be nice to her children and grandchildren.

He doesn't want to steal everything and everyone from Matt and he doesn't overstep his bounds.

Caryn, on the other hand, won't rest until she possesses everything Amy ever had. Matt, her children, her grandchildren and the farm.

I don't know how Amy can be in the same room with her, regardless of what the show wants. I couldn't do it.

Well I think Chris is trying to steal Matt 😂 j/k.  I actually like that Chris at least so far has been kind and decent to everyone on the show.  I don’t mind Caryn and I don’t know if she and Matt had and affair, but I believe Amy believes that so I understand what you mean, but I think them all getting paid a ton of money to hang out probably helps. I don’t think they’d be doing it otherwise except for holidays or something like that.  Personally, I think Chris and Amy are a better match than Amy and Matt ever were.  (I’d say the same about Matt and Caryn). 
 

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We’re in Hudson’s Hope British Columbia on our way to Prince George.  We’re heading back home.  What an epic motorcycle trip.  Spectacular amazing country scenery (Leavenworth WA, BC, Yukon Territory and getting into Skagway Alaska).  I have to say, an 18 day long motorcycle trip was tough sometimes (6+ hours of riding each day) but I pulled through and so very thrilled Chris and I got to this together 🤗 - along with 3 other friends (up to Skagway, after that it was just the two of us).  More later but I’m very grateful I got to share these days/memories with Chris.  He did so much to make this happen.  Love you babe ♥️ Chris Marek

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23 hours ago, Irate Panda said:

Does Chris have a “grandpa” name like Caryn has Cha-Cha or do the kids just call him Chris?

I've never heard them call him any name. Including Chris. However, I haven't watched and studied every episode chapter and verse. 

Chris is very quiet and subdued even around the grandchildren. Like the airplane model making with Jackson. Chris was the same old wet floor mop. No verbal enthusiasm when interacting with Jackson. I get it might just be his personality but sometimes you have to amp it up a notch or two when your'e trying to have fun with small children and getting them to have fun with you. Chris just isn't that into it.

Go sell a house Chris. 

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4 minutes ago, Dustbunny said:

it's kind of funny how NO ONE in that entire family wants Chris as their Real Estate agent

Matt - Didn't list with Chris

ZiT - Didn't list OR buy through Chris

Auj and Jer - Didn't list OR buy through Chris

3 STRIKES YOU'RE OUT!  😋

It might be a blessing though.  Doing business with family…..if things go south, it can impact the family dynamics for a long time.  I turned down business from several family members after I got my broker’s license.  I really hated to, but…..for me, it wasn’t worth the risk.  

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6 minutes ago, Dustbunny said:

To each their own but I have the opposite experience, one of our daughters is a Realtor and all of her immediate family, extended family and friends list, buy, sell through her.

None of us would dream of using anyone else.

I think it's kind of weird that none of them use Chris and as far as we know they don't seem to even ask for his advice.

Zach also didn't use Chris to sell the house he bought before marrying Tori so that's 6 transactions where Chris was a part of the family, Zach asked for Chris's help to move but no listing.

Chris didn't seem impressed with ZiT's former home or their new home and I think he was right in both cases, their first was the house of a million stairs and the new one looks like an overgrown, weed infested, drainage ditch nightmare next to a junkyard.

not in his TLC contract,no selling to or for assholes.

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1 hour ago, Dustbunny said:

it's kind of funny how NO ONE in that entire family wants Chris as their Real Estate agent

Matt - Didn't list with Chris

ZiT - Didn't list OR buy through Chris

Auj and Jer - Didn't list OR buy through Chris

Overall I think its not wanting to add to a complicated situation with some other issues depending on the person.

With Matt I think there's several reasons. One, I can't see Amy being ok with it. Hanging around Matt is one thing, Chris helping Matt sell the family farm seems a bit much. Second, the farm is a luxury property and a farm property and Chris sells residential homes. The realtor Matt went with specializes in this sort of property. Its a different clientele. 

Zach and Tory? Didn't seem all that warm to Chris when they bought their house in Portland back in the day. With the current place, I think they were wanting to keep it a secret until it was done.

Jer and Auj were looking for farm property and I kind of suspect that they were turned on to the sale by Auj's parents. They also have been vocal about their friend who is a realtor and have never seemed chummy with or ok about Chris.

Plus frankly, if I were Chris, I wouldnt want to be involved in any of these people's home sales.

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55 minutes ago, Dustbunny said:

You'd never know if he was handsome or not from that pic because we can't see his face!

Let me clear that up for you… JMO but, he’s not.

he looks frumpy, dumpy in a typical Alaska tourist t-shirt

good grief.. the way she carries on is ridiculous and sounds so stupid… handsome, rugged, Love you babe ❤️, Chris Marek, My MAN. 😂

She’s a grandmother not a hotty on the back of her boyfriends chopper 🙄

It’s  bad enough when Tori goes on about Zach, gushing compliments and all her “babe uh!” stupidity but Amy’s antics are so much worse… her kids must be so embarrassed.

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2 hours ago, Dustbunny said:

it's kind of funny how NO ONE in that entire family wants Chris as their Real Estate agent

Matt - Didn't list with Chris

ZiT - Didn't list OR buy through Chris

Auj and Jer - Didn't list OR buy through Chris

3 STRIKES YOU'RE OUT!  😋

Did Amy use him as a buyer's broker when she bought her house? It would make sense, since they could pocket that portion of the commission.

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