S02.E13: Sorry, Not Sorry

[Drogo]

Sarah's shocking discovery sends her racing to meet Megan. Tracie triggers Clint's epic meltdown. Scott & Lizzie unravel over a major blow-up. Marcelino stuns Brittany with a surprising offer. Caitlin gets a devastating call from Matt.

[Drogo]

[Cammi]

So Matt, Tracie and Mike are all back in jail and season one isn’t even over.... wow. I was Sarah once. Same age. Much older man. Wish I could go back and talk to my younger self. Hurt so bad. The manipulation. The gaslighting. Thank goodness no kids. Funny thing was, I told the jump off she could have him. And then right after, she broke up with him too. Turned out she didn’t want him unless he was already taken. Not exactly team Sarah, but I’d love to smack that smirk off Megan’s face. It was interesting to see the mindset of the mistress however. Absolutely no shame.  No winners here. But Sarah is legally bound to Mike for now with a baby on the way, so imo Megan is the bigger dumbass.  

Sorry, I do not find Britanny attractive. I think Caitlyn should hook up with Clint or Scott. They’d treat her like royalty. But she probably doesn’t want a man that treats her well, and neither of those idiots would want a decent, loyal woman. 

Clint’s parents are enablers. They raised a weak man baby, then they cry and wonder what’s wrong. Cut him off. Period. They HAVE to still be funding him. He picks his goddess that he spent three days with over his blood? Then his parents should cut the purse strings. I have friends with parents like Clint’s. And they have never learned any lessons from their mistakes. They’re going on 40 years old, still getting in trouble and their parents still bailing them out. 

Angela and Tony better be on the extended season. Got a soft spot for that husky voiced southern belle. 

[Reality police]

Lizzie said that she never had a phone confiscated while in prison. Wasn't that one of the charges she received when she was supposed to get out in California? Drugs and a phone?

[Hannah94]

Clint is dumber than a sack of rocks. And why does he always have scrapes and cuts on his face and head? 

Scott is a very close second to Clint as far as intelligence and common sense. 

Lizzie is just a fucking whoring idiot. Go away, Lizard. 

Megan My Queen sent videos of herself masturbating to Super Appealing Michael?? Wtf...virgin, my ass. Say cheese, MMQ, you finally got the camera crew you have wanted all your life. I hope you are proud, you fat ugly fucktard.

Poor Sarah, has she now realized she married a loser who will never be anything other than a cheating criminal asshole?

Caitlin, what did you expect? (Serious eye roll every time she seems shocked that her convict bf is a loser)
 

[goofygirl]

I keep wondering why old Lizard doesn't have ONE PENNY of that 800K or even that 30K she keeps referring she received while in prison.  And poor old Scott... Another question is WHERE IN THE WORLD is that dang rent car?? Did Tracie just leave it on the side of the road somewhere??  Clint's parents are gonna be on the hook for that thing too.  They need to cut the manbaby off immediately.  He doesn't seem to be curious at ALL about that car! WHY??

[Meowwww]

I just don’t believe Lizzie’s story of making 800k in prison.  Yes I believe she made money, but she’s a professional con who lies.  I cant even look at Scott and his drenching sweat. 

His scenes with Lizzie had the new teeth.  The THs had the old teeth. 

[Reality police]

2 minutes ago, Hannah94 said:

Clint is dumber than a sack of rocks. And why does he always have scrapes and cuts on his face and head? 

Scott is a very close second to Clint as far as intelligence and common sense. 

Lizzie is just a fucking whoring idiot. Go away, Lizard. 

Megan My Queen sent videos of herself masturbating to Super Appealing Michael?? Wtf...virgin, my ass. Say cheese, MMQ, you finally got the camera crew you have wanted all your life. I hope you are proud, you fat ugly fucktard.

Poor Sarah, has she now realized she married a loser who will never be anything other than a cheating criminal asshole?

Caitlin, what did you expect? (Serious eye roll every time she seems shocked that her convict bf is a loser)
 

He falls down a lot?

[Hannah94]

2 minutes ago, Meowwww said:

I just don’t believe Lizzie’s story of making 800k in prison.  Yes I believe she made money, but she’s a professional con who lies.  I cant even look at Scott and his drenching sweat. 

His scenes with Lizzie had the new teeth.  The THs had the old teeth. 

Maybe a young very attractive super model living in the free world would be able to con men out of that amount of money, but a fat, old, used up prison inmate/heroin addict/hooker.....no, just not a chance. Sorry, Lizard, viewers know you are full of shit. 

[Reality police]

As many times as these people throw their phones, I want the Verizon concession for the show!

[Elizzikra]

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It was interesting to see the mindset of the mistress however. Absolutely no shame. 

If we believe what the show is telling us, MeganMyQueen thinks (because asshole Michael told her) that he doesn't have a relationship with Sarah. He only spends time with her to build his relationship with Pretty Girl. He never told MMQ that he married Sarah. So MMQ doesn't think she is a mistress. Ergo, no reason for shame (except for her taste in men - for that MMQ should be very ashamed).

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Clint is dumber than a sack of rocks. And why does he always have scrapes and cuts on his face and head? 

Did anyone else laugh out loud when his mother said "Clint. You're a smart guy?" Having said that, Clint's parents have done well for themselves. That's a nice house. I liked the way the landscape lighting looks at night.

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Lizzie said that she never had a phone confiscated while in prison.

Something doesn't add up. She said a) she had 23 phones; b) she never had one confiscated and c) she hid them in the area above her vagina (only she used a slang for it that I hate because it's phonetically incorrect) because they never patted down that area during a strip search.

So first - I guess she didn't have all 23 phones at the same time as she couldn't hide that many on her abdomen at one time. I guess she had one or maybe a couple at any given time and obtained new ones as needed? Also - if it's a "strip search" - the hiding place she described is pretty visible - there wouldn't be a need "pat down" to see a phone plainly stuck on someone's abdomen. 

Plus I loathe Lizzie for just so many reasons. Dwelling on these types of details keeps me from wondering how much longer she has before those cantaloupe sized breasts start to cause serious back pain and whether Lizzie will get a much needed breast reduction (or at least start buying larger shirts) before she ends up back in jail and the taxpayers have to foot the bill for that. 

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As many times as these people throw their phones, I want the Verizon concession for the show!

I also want the app that enables the phone to move from one location to another all by itself. At the end of the episode, when Tracy was dumping Clint (or not) he hung up on her and threw his phone in the yard. When it rang again, he got it out of the bed of his pickup truck. It's like the phone teleported itself to the relative safety of the truck from the yard!

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Megan My Queen sent videos of herself masturbating to Super Appealing Michael?? 

She'll be lucky if she doesn't end up the victim of revenge porn. Sarah has those videos now. 

Edited March 2, 2019 by Elizzikra

[Hannah94]

2 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

If we believe what the show is telling us, MeganMyQueen thinks (because asshole Michael told her) that he doesn't have a relationship with Sarah. He only spends time with her to build his relationship with Pretty Girl. He never told MMQ that he married Sarah. So MMQ doesn't think she is a mistress. Ergo, no reason for shame (except for her taste in men - for that MMQ should be very ashamed).

Did anyone else laugh out loud when his mother said "Clint. You're a smart guy?" Having said that, Clint's parents have done well for themselves. That's a nice house. I liked the way the landscape lighting looks at night.

Spoiler

Visit the spoiler thread. The one with Michael, Megan, and Sarah. You'll see that Megan knew from jump.

[hookedontv]

Caitlin needs a really strong cellphone case. (Clint too!)  And she needs to pick up the pizza box on the floor...and take the other one off the bed. She doesn’t have a bottom line with Matt. She says she does (don’t cheat, don’t get arrested) but she will stay with him. 

Sarah’s accent peeks its head out again. And when she took the call from Michael, I couldn’t even understand the recording where he said his name, something along the lines of “Mugh.”

Clint needs a time out in the naughty chair. That was a 2 year old tantrum. 

More later....

[Cammi]

In regards to Lizzie’s claim of making 800k while in prison: I have a family member in a federal prison camp (no fences) for a low level blue collar crime. Our family handles his estate right now. We are not allowed to send him more than $1000 a month to his commissary. The BOP says that any more than that is suspicion of illegal activities. We asked why, and they told us that people receiving large sums of money monthly are mostly suspected of blackmail. Especially in the camps where they house a large number of child molesters and blue collar criminals. Theoretically if we were to send him $1000 a month for 12 months that’s 12k/year.  Not nearly 800k even if he was in for 10 years. 

I’m also friends with a correctional officer that used to be in the federal prison system and they are now working at the state level, and they tell me any large sums of money consistently on an inmate’s account (from different sources) is a red flag of blackmail, narcotics activity, or illegal cell phone activity. Apparently prisoners (and whoever smuggles the phones in) can make major bank with the illegal cell phones. More so than with drugs. They’re supposed to have a monthly cap they can receive.

So I call BS on Lot Lizard Lizzie’s claims of 800k, even over 10 years. At least on her prison commissary. Unless they were sending it to her friend’s accounts? But with most prisons now, you have to be on an inmate’s visitation list in order to send money. Lying liars lie is my summation. 

Edited March 2, 2019 by Cammi
Can’t see words

[Armchair Critic]

Lizzie was purposely picking a fight with Scott and then gaslighting him as an excuse to break up with him and make it his fault. Scott is no prize but he didn't belittle Lizzie or abuse her, he spent all his money on her instead of himself, and treated her like she was special. Her daughter is going to be in for a rude awakening if she thinks with Scott gone she took care of the problem because Lizzie will latch onto another guy she can use and he most likely will not be so kind.

[Meowwww]

22 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Caitlin needs a really strong cellphone case. (Clint too!)  And she needs to pick up the pizza box on the floor...and take the other one off the bed. 

She had 2 pizzas!  I noticed that.  

[Cammi]

36 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

If we believe what the show is telling us, MeganMyQueen thinks (because asshole Michael told her) that he doesn't have a relationship with Sarah. He only spends time with her to build his relationship with Pretty Girl. He never told MMQ that he married Sarah. So MMQ doesn't think she is a mistress. Ergo, no reason for shame (except for her taste in men - for that MMQ should be very ashamed).

Did anyone else laugh out loud when his mother said "Clint. You're a smart guy?" Having said that, Clint's parents have done well for themselves. That's a nice house. I liked the way the landscape lighting looks at night.

That fucking smirk on Megan’s face tells me she knows full well she’s the mistress. Don’t need to read any spoilers to deduce this obvious conclusion. She’s proud of being the jump off and loving the chase and competition. Old enough to see this from a mile away. Met plenty like her, male versions as well. No spoilers needed, her smirking smirk says it all. She’s trying sooooo hard not to smile, it’s probably painful for her. 

[toodles]

10 minutes ago, Meowwww said:

She had 2 pizzas!  I noticed that.  

I'll give her a pass on that.  Her mother just died and she has a POS boyfriend.

Everyone reacts differently to grief.  The POS is another story.

[Meowwww]

Just now, toodles said:

I'll give her a pass on that.  Her mother just died and she has a POS boyfriend.

Everyone reacts differently to grief.  The POS is another story.

I would totally order 2 pizzas.  No judging here.  It kind of made me sad.  

[Hannah94]

3 minutes ago, Cammi said:

That fucking smirk on Megan’s face tells me she knows full well she’s the mistress. Don’t need to read any spoilers to deduce this obvious conclusion. She’s proud of being the jump off and loving the chase and competition. Old enough to see this from a mile away. Met plenty like her, male versions as well. No spoilers needed, her smirking smirk says it all. She’s trying sooooo hard not to smile, it’s probably painful for her. 

I cannot decide which is more annoying....her smirk or her ugly wig. Her (short) hair looked fine; why did she cover her head with this nasty ass wig? It looks terrible. 

[hookedontv]

2 minutes ago, Meowwww said:

I would totally order 2 pizzas.  No judging here. 

I agree and I wasn’t judging by mentioning it. I was trying to figure out what was all scattered around her hotel room. I am an emotional eater too, though personally I might draw the line on tossing the box on the floor lol. 

[Spike]

Is it constant worry about Clint or sun damage that makes his mom look mummified?

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, Spike said:

Is it constant worry about Clint or sun damage that makes his mom look mummified?

I think it’s a common theme on this show that the parents typically look ROUGH. 

[eatsleep]

Gotta hand ot to Marcelino this time. Very cute & cool proposal...tho i generally can't stand him.  Why was Brittany so dressed up? Did she suspect? Did she know?

Lol Scott said he'd just go away for another year! Lol what a sniveling sad sack. 

Funny to watch Michael squirming & deflecting those pointed questions from Sarah on the phone! But ladies, take note: when a man keeps dancing around something like that & won't give you a straight answer, he's got something to hide. Burn this scene into your subconcious.

[Spike]

31 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Lizzie was purposely picking a fight with Scott and then gaslighting him as an excuse to break up with him and make it his fault. Scott is no prize but he didn't belittle Lizzie or abuse her, he spent all his money on her instead of himself, and treated her like she was special. Her daughter is going to be in for a rude awakening if she thinks with Scott gone she took care of the problem because Lizzie will latch onto another guy she can use and he most likely will not be so kind.

I thought Scott was picking the fight so he could leave before she finds out he’s broke and dumps him.

[Drogo]

1 hour ago, Hannah94 said:

Caitlin, what did you expect?

He had her car. She reported it stolen and he got arrested. Not sure why she's shocked. 

[Spike]

1 minute ago, Drogo said:

He had her car. She reported it stolen and he got arrested. Not sure why she's shocked. 

What was she talking about he left her on the side of the road?  They went their separate ways when she picked up the California Raisin’s ashes.

[Hannah94]

3 minutes ago, Drogo said:

He had her car. She reported it stolen and he got arrested. Not sure why she's shocked. 

Just like dumb as rocks Clint, when Caitlin received the call that said "you have a collect call from an inmate in jail" (I paraphrased, but you get my point)....she accepted the charges and then she said "where are you?" Ummm.....poor stupid Caitlin 😞

[Drogo]

11 minutes ago, Spike said:

What was she talking about he left her on the side of the road?  They went their separate ways when she picked up the California Raisin’s ashes.

I think she meant Matt finally drove away without her after she refused to be near him/ talk to him/ look at him for 2 hours inside and outside the funeral home.. then she called to report the car stolen as soon as the key hit the ignition. 

[Spike]

6 minutes ago, Hannah94 said:

Just like dumb as rocks Clint, when Caitlin received the call that said "you have a collect call from an inmate in jail" (I paraphrased, but you get my point)....she accepted the charges and then she said "where are you?" Ummm.....poor stupid Caitlin 😞

Shorthand for which jail.

[millennium]

1 hour ago, Meowwww said:

She had 2 pizzas!  I noticed that.  

I'm guessing the camera crew chowed down with her.

That room was a pigsty and she was there what?  Two or three hours?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Three pizzas: one box on the bed, one on the floor and one on the chair.  That is a major pizza commitment.  

[cooksdelight]

I’m not buying any of Lizzie’s lies. Not the $800K, not successfully hiding cell phones. She got busted with one of the phones Scott sent her, which cost him in lawyer fees, remember that scene? Lizzie likes to talk herself up. She is scary weird with the “your eyes” thing, making fun of his lazy eye, etc.

Clint’s mother’s face kept changing. When she was outside doing her TH, her face looked a lot smoother than the scenes on the sofa. 

Where is Caitlin getting money to live in a hotel? And money for food?

[Hannah94]

34 minutes ago, cooksdelight said:

I’m not buying any of Lizzie’s lies. Not the $800K, not successfully hiding cell phones. She got busted with one of the phones Scott sent her, which cost him in lawyer fees, remember that scene? Lizzie likes to talk herself up. She is scary weird with the “your eyes” thing, making fun of his lazy eye, etc.

Clint’s mother’s face kept changing. When she was outside doing her TH, her face looked a lot smoother than the scenes on the sofa. 

Where is Caitlin getting money to live in a hotel? And money for food?

Lizard is a big fat liar, I agree. I have second hand embarrassment for her dumb ass because if she had a clue how dumb she looks or how many people are making fun of her in the real world, she should feel shame. 

Caitlin said in an earlier episode that her "friend" (not sure who, because she literally just moved there) got her an office job. But I still believe the show pays for whatever drama they want/need, so perhaps they paid for it. However I am still perplexed how Matt took off with her car. Did she let him take it? Because she reported it stolen...so confused. I need to stop trying to understand these tools. 

[Kangatush]

4 hours ago, Elizzikra said:

I also want the app that enables the phone to move from one location to another all by itself. At the end of the episode, when Tracy was dumping Clint (or not) he hung up on her and threw his phone in the yard. When it rang again, he got it out of the bed of his pickup truck. It's like the phone teleported itself to the relative safety of the truck from the yard!

They showed Clint wandering into the yard to pick up his phone post throw.  This show may defy all logic, but the laws of physics still apply.

[Kangatush]

And I care way more about finding that recipe for prison pie than about Weird Eye and Tits McGee.

[AntAnn]

35 minutes ago, Hannah94 said:

Lizard is a big fat liar, I agree. I have second hand embarrassment for her dumb ass because if she had a clue how dumb she looks or how many people are making fun of her in the real world, she should feel shame. 

She will never ever feel shame. To feel shame you would have to feel other people’s opinions matter. That emotion is lost on her.

[silverspoons]

Clint's dad said something about not having to deal having him dating someone with a felony since he was 15? I did not get why he said this. Did Clint date a felon when he was 15? Was he adopted at 15? 

Katilyn needs to eat a pizza or two, she is so thin. I just did not get how he dumped her on the side of the road and hen she has a suitcase full of her belongings at a hotel?

What do these women see in Michael? He goes missing for 2 days and Sarah begs him for a reason, he won't speak and then walks over and slips a ring on her finger and all is okay. He tells Megan when she is about to board a plane, do not come to visit me and she waits a week for a call of when she can come. Tonight he calls from Prison and Sarah asks what he did with Megan and he refuses to talk. I do not see him as some good looking catch, he is jobless felon and is sure no smooth talker. What is the attraction?

[cooksdelight]

1 hour ago, Kangatush said:

And I care way more about finding that recipe for prison pie than about Weird Eye and Tits McGee.

There’s a recipe for prison pie on this site, as well as several other delicacies made behind bars.

https://m.ranker.com/list/prison-food-alcohol-recipes/jessika-gilbert

[Scout Finch]

6 hours ago, Meowwww said:

Never mind. Should have finished reading all the comments first!

Edited March 2, 2019 by Scout Finch

[jumper sage]

8 hours ago, Hannah94 said:

Clint is dumber than a sack of rocks. And why does he always have scrapes and cuts on his face and head? 

I think he is the type of toddler that bangs his head against the wall.

I caught the tail end of this as the line up was not its usual way.  Caught the Clint meltdown and the Sarah/Megan situation.  All caught up.

[Spike]

6 hours ago, Hannah94 said:

6 hours ago, cooksdelight said:

I’m not buying any of Lizzie’s lies. Not the $800K, not successfully hiding cell phones. She got busted with one of the phones Scott sent her, which cost him in lawyer fees, remember that scene? Lizzie likes to talk herself up. She is scary weird with the “your eyes” thing, making fun of his lazy eye, etc.

Clint’s mother’s face kept changing. When she was outside doing her TH, her face looked a lot smoother than the scenes on the sofa. 

Where is Caitlin getting money to live in a hotel? And money for food?

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Lizard is a big fat liar, I agree. I have second hand embarrassment for her dumb ass because if she had a clue how dumb she looks or how many people are making fun of her in the real world, she should feel shame. 

Caitlin said in an earlier episode that her "friend" (not sure who, because she literally just moved there) got her an office job. But I still believe the show pays for whatever drama they want/need, so perhaps they paid for it. However I am still perplexed

She could be charged with filing a false police report if she lent it to him and reported it out of spite.

[toodles]

7 hours ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Three pizzas: one box on the bed, one on the floor and one on the chair.  That is a major pizza commitment.  

Dr. Now would certainly have something to say about her eating habit. :-! :-) 

[Spike]

5 hours ago, Kangatush said:

And I care way more about finding that recipe for prison pie than about Weird Eye and Tits McGee.

It sounds like correctional cake

Correctional Cake
Used to celebrate birthdays and the release of beloved prisoners, this cake is created using Oreo cookies, peanut butter, and M&Ms. The Oreo cookies are separated, with the cookie itself crushed and molded in the presence of water to create the layers of the cake. The creamy interior of the Oreos is used as icing. Peanut butter then becomes icing for another layer, with the "cake" topped off with broken up M&Ms.

[toodles]

6 hours ago, Hannah94 said:

 Because she reported it stolen...so confused. I need to stop trying to understand these tools. 

Don't think about it too much or you'll end up with a headache.  It's not worth it.

[Cammi]

9 hours ago, Drogo said:

He had her car. She reported it stolen and he got arrested. Not sure why she's shocked. 

When did that happen? Watched the whole episode and didn’t see that! Did I miss something? He stole her car, wtf? 

[CoachWristletJen]

10 hours ago, Hannah94 said:

Clint is dumber than a sack of rocks. And why does he always have scrapes and cuts on his face and head? 

Sadly, I think it's from hitting himself, rubbing his face into the dirt when upset, etc.

Getting the rocks in his brain to make contact with the rocks of the soil.

Edited March 2, 2019 by CoachWristletJen

[HorrrGoodnight]

Clint's mom telling him he's a "smart guy" made me lol. I wonder what his parents do, their home is gorgeous. Everything looks so newwwww. He really flew off the handle after that so called break up didn't he?  The world got what they wanted y'all!!

Marcelino's head was unusually shiny this week. I thought the proposal was very sweet and thoughtful.

Lizzie's "something special" for Scott was so disgusting. Does anybody really crave prison fare? They both did seem to have some realizations thia week though. Lizzie talked about concerns for her daughter and Scott seems to finally see his trick status.....maybe

Sarah, Sarah, Sarah (insert sigh). I don't beleive for a second that she's really done with Michael despite her "Imma hang up dis phone right now, keep playing me" rant. She wants to assert her superior status as "the wife" in hopes that Megan will back down which is highly unlikely IMO. Both of them seem to fall for whatever lame, half-ass non explanation he spews out. His lack of game was painfully obvious on the phone call with Sarah. I'm convinved it must be the D. Speaking of D.... Myqueen giving private cam shows like an amateur porn star?? Now we know why she needed that purple dildo you guys so aptly pointed out last week! Michael probably requested a live show.

Can't wait for the finale! It's The showdown we've been waiting for indeed WETV. 

[HorrrGoodnight]

9 hours ago, Spike said:

Is it constant worry about Clint or sun damage that makes his mom look mummified?

I was definitely thinking she could use some Ponds cold cream 😆

Edited March 2, 2019 by SlutAssBitchAssHor

[vintagesac]

I kept thinking Lizzie must have hidden some of her initial Am/Pm shopping spree above her vajayjay to make Scott that prison cake. Her friend gets a free wardrobe, old Scott gets contriband cake. He deserves something from a bakery, at least.

Clint’s mom seemed to be aging like an avocado throughout the episode.

Marcellino’s proposal was too cool, what a great idea. I do think they love each other even though I dislike both of them. 

Caitlin is soooo skinny, poor thing. I was glad she treated herself for an evening of peace and pizza. 

For as stupid as she’s been, I think Sara is smarter than Megan. If they drag out this confrontation one more episode, I’m going to be angry.

But still watching...for Angela my queen. Where is our roadhouse rose?