S23.E09: Week 9

[Mabinogia]

this is like, so, like, fucking like boring. 

[Armchair Critic]

Cassie is a naturally pretty girl with a decent family, she knows she can do better. Not that Colton isn't a nice guy, but he just is so vanilla and she has time to find somebody who suits her better.

[Ohwell]

Girlfriend is playing this just right.

[FlyingEgret]

2 minutes ago, bosawks said:

I can’t tell if this would be more painful if she was even a little bit articulate or less...

I don't know.  I don't know.  I just wish I knew...

Edited March 5, 2019 by FlyingEgret

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Ohwell said:

Dad's visit to Cassie reminded  me of when Becca's meathead ex- boyfriend came to visit her in whatever country that was to "win her back."

Totally staged by the show but trying to look like it was spontaneous. Taking a bathroom break before the fence jump. LOL

[nutty1]

She wore the sexiest dress we’ve seen her wear to dump him?!

[bosawks]

You would think Cassie would be more familiar with being confused about things.

[Mu Shu]

God she’s a clueless fucking moron.  Go back home and have your parents feed you some broth you whiny ass brat.  Fuck you.  Monotone Katie was right!

[EllenB]

Any chance he throws Cassie over the wall and then jumps after her?

[kugrrl]

Like just hop the like flipping like fence.

[Ms Blue Jay]

I'm so happy. 🙂

I feel so vindicated and so so so so so so happy.

I'm feeling very smug tonight.

I knew that Cassie was being fake for a while now, and all of the women (minus Kaelyn and Hannah) who pointed it out really sealed the deal for me, and I TOTALLY believed them all, and said so.

Weellllllllllp.  She just proved it tonight.  That was the fakest display I've ever seen.  Colton bringing up her father gave her the easy out so she could blame it all on him instead of taking any responsibility.  She wanted out, and she got an out, and that's it!  🙂  She wants Instagram fame, and by golly, she will get it.  

I forgot to mention, Cassie constantly fixing her hair while she's supposedly having this big, "SOOOOO HARRRRRRRRRDDDDD" confession.  Hahahahahhahahahahahahhaha.

Edited March 5, 2019 by Ms Blue Jay

[Ohwell]

Is she wearing panties under that dress?

I do think Colton is ready to finally get laid.

[EllenB]

Oops, the camera person got so happy to see those boobs that the camera almost hit the floor!

[Armchair Critic]

Going to listen to some Pointer Sisters after this show.

Jump for my love!

[talktoomuch]

Why won't this fool be broken up with?????

[Mu Shu]

Does she think she can back out now and get Bachelorette?  

[ECM1231]

Cassie REALLY does not want to do the horizontal mambo with Colton!

Colton, please don't beg. It's beneath the lead.

[Mabinogia]

I kind of love Colton for making it as hard as possible for her to wiggle off the hook with any shred of grace left. Make her lying, fake ass squirm Colty

[scenicbyway]

JUMP THE FENCE!!!

Get away from her!!!

Have some self respect!  She’s not into you!!

[Ohwell]

She might come off as dim, but she's good.  I gotta give to her.

[Mabinogia]

This is truly the most mature and intelligent he has sounded. There isn't a deadline on relationships. Not everyone falls in love in a pressure cooker in a month. She wants to get out of this sooooo bad but he's like fuck that bitch, tell me the real reason you want out because it's not because you aren't ready for marriage right this second. 

[Armchair Critic]

Well he just gave it all away saying he picked her, this is so awkward

1 minute ago, Ohwell said:

She might come off as dim, but she's good.  I gotta give to her

Reminds me of a girl I work with who is dumb like a fox. grrrrrrr

[CindyBee]

Just admit it Cassie, you want out now cause you see your chance at the Bachelorette slipping.  

[Mu Shu]

This shit is pathetic.  

[hippydoo]

OMG I actually feel so badly for him. She wanted to goooooooooooo and he just won't let her. He guilted her about how he lost Becca. She's so standoffish with him and he's groveling. 

[Diana Berry]

That was a creepy camera look.

she wants to go home to get ready to be the next Bachelorettr.

[sally-can-wait]

That shaking makes me think he's starting to have a panic attack. Maybe that's what makes him bolt.

[nutty1]

Damn Colton, he’s making me feel bad for him. 

[saber5055]

Isn't there suppose to be another FJ date after this one? Isn't there one more b-ette in Portugal? I think so but can't remember her name.

This is the talk they should have had in the FJ but Cassie got too upset about her dad not approving of Colt-ton that she can't proceed.

My quess: BIG DRAH-MAH. Then the fence jump. Then next week they get engaged.

Meanwhile, that third b-ette is waiting for her date. *tap tap tap*

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Well he just gave it all away saying he picked her, this is so awkward

Yes, AWK-ward!

1 minute ago, CindyBee said:

Just admit it Cassie, you want out now cause you see your chance at the Bachelorette slipping.  

Yeah, being F1 screwed her chance at real fame, being the b-ette. Col-ton saying he chooses her NOW just screwed that pooch.

[Lsk02]

Dude. You should never beg anyone to be with you. Get some self respect. This is just sad. 

[Diana Berry]

3 hours ago, Diana Berry said:

That was a creepy camera look

she wants to go home to get ready to be the next Bachelorette.

Edited March 5, 2019 by Diana Berry

[Ohwell]

What about the third date?

[scenicbyway]

Just now, Diana Berry said:

That was a creepy camera look.

she wants to go home to get ready to be the next Bachelorettr.

Yep, she so doesn’t care about him.  Hiding behind her hair, weird looks at the camera.  You’re no actress!

[Armchair Critic]

Where do they go from here? He already picked her so the others can go home. You know Fleiss and Harrison were doing some major plotting after this development.

[Mabinogia]

1 minute ago, saber5055 said:

This is the talk they should have had in the FJ but Cassie got too upset about her dad not approving of Colt-ton that she can't proceed.

1950s Barbie is still there. (Seriously, every time I see her face I think of the original barbie, in the striped bathing suit with that face that kind of indents in the middle. It's one of the Hannahs. Man is her date gonna suck.

[Gem 10]

Cassie touseeling that hair every five seconds is driving me crazy.  But, I love that silver dress.

[JenE4]

Ok, this might actually be (one of) the Most Dramatic Episodes in Bachelor History! This is some damn good Wrong Reasons drama. Three girls left—one is trying to leave—and the lead’s just like, nope I’m choosing you when this is over! Show’s over. Cassie, you have one more date after this. Is it that big of a deal to go on a date to continue to date? He’s saying you don’t need to get engaged. 

[Mabinogia]

and, back to boring. Ugh. Just shoot one of them and put us all out of our misery. 

[scenicbyway]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Where do they go from here? He already picked her so the others can go home. You know Fleiss and Harrison were doing some major plotting after this development.

But they brought her dad over?  It makes no sense.

All this begging, just stop.  Look her in the eyes, she doesn’t feel the same way.

[dizzyd]

Are we there yet! I feel the fence is going to be like when Probst takes the urn from the FTC on the island and materializes on the studio set.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

This is some damn good Wrong Reasons drama

As a Wrong Reasons viewer I agree with you

[Ohwell]

*sigh* Blue Balls

[Jax7917]

21 minutes ago, scenicbyway said:

She doesn’t seem to understand that she’s not required to marry him...

I think she knows that but she’s trying to tell him she’s just not that into him and he keeps talking about there not being a time limit while she’s trying anything for him to just tell her it’s ok for her to leave . I don’t think it’s that she just doesn’t want to marry him . She isn’t into him romantically . 

[Lsk02]

You can hear his shaking through his mic. That’s giving me anxiety! I know that fight or flight feeling and it sucks. This is more dramatic and real than Arie’s dumping of Becca. 

[Armchair Critic]

We're waiting... c'mon and jump!

[Mabinogia]

Just now, Jaclyn88 said:

I don’t think it’s that she just doesn’t want to marry him . She isn’t into him romantically . 

Well she should fucking say that, instead of all this "I don't know, I don't know" shit. I think she's attempting to audition for the B'ette gig, but I also think she overplayed her hand and isn't in the running after this shit. 

OMG, they are going to end this ep with him jumping over the fence and start the women tell all with him jumping onto the stage. I can just feel it. 

[Meowwww]

Omg.  Just GO Cassie.  

[Armchair Critic]

5 minutes ago, Gem 10 said:

Cassie touseeling that hair every five seconds is driving me crazy.

She is good, and letting her cleavage fall out too. What an audition.

[Mu Shu]

Her audition totally sucks.  Fucking leave you boring asshole. Stop auditioning.

[ECM1231]

Must have been cold in Portugal when they filmed this. 

Cassie is just so fake...very bad actress. Are Cassie and Colton in cahoots? He does not seem all that broken up about her leaving.