Megan & Michael & Sarah: Three's Company

[cooksdelight]

Megan is an idiot. She should find Clint.

[goofygirl]

I'm still trying to figure out how Michael afforded that onenighter in Niagra Falls? Or did Megan give them the $$ for the room when she checked in?  We KNOW Michael isn't working (or is he doing a Lizzie on her?)

[Reality police]

Why hasn't Megan found out where he is living? I would have said that I would go back with him. If I couldn't stay with him stay in a hotel close by. I also would have looked at his phone when he was in the bathroom or something. 

[Hannah94]

7 minutes ago, Reality police said:

Why hasn't Megan found out where he is living? I would have said that I would go back with him. If I couldn't stay with him stay in a hotel close by. I also would have looked at his phone when he was in the bathroom or something. 

Because she is an idiot, that is the short answer to that. 

[Hannah94]

@Cammi, it was revealed on social media that Megan DID know about Sarah and that he was already married from the start, but that Sarah had no clue about Megan.

[Cammi]

2 minutes ago, Hannah94 said:

@Cammi, it was revealed on social media that Megan DID know about Sarah and that he was already married from the start, but that Sarah had no clue about Megan.

Thank you! Ugh, this makes PERFECT sense now. She can just cry herself a river then if she knew what she was in for with that gremlin lookin mofo. 

[cooksdelight]

2 hours ago, goofygirl said:

I'm still trying to figure out how Michael afforded that onenighter in Niagra Falls? Or did Megan give them the $$ for the room when she checked in?  We KNOW Michael isn't working (or is he doing a Lizzie on her?)

Megan paid for it. 

[TattooFan]

On 12/18/2018 at 12:41 PM, zillabreeze said:

This mentality has always perplexed me.  If I were to find out I was being two timed, I'd reach out to the other party and propose joining up to get revenge on the cheater .

 

On 12/17/2018 at 10:16 AM, Hannah94 said:

Exactly! Why do the girls always go after each other on these damn shows? .....and in real life? The ONE guy is the one who made the "commitment" to both girls. 

Years ago I went to a conference and met a woman who worked at the same mental health agency that I did.  In conversation I found out her boyfriend and mine had the same first name.  In further conversation we realized we were seeing the same guy!   We hatched a plan that she would invite him to her apartment, where I would just so happen to be at the same time.  It was wonderful!  She and I ended up being friends, and both of us dropped that loser immediately.

[LellePCC]

I had a feeling from the beginning that Megan knew about Sarah. Working in mental health, I’ve learned that people reveal a lot more than they’d like to through language. As soon as she had said “I don’t see her as a threat”, I knew she saw it as exactly that: a contest. It also explains the smug looks and the acceptance that Michael hasn’t been calling her daily. 

Edited February 2, 2019 by Lellend
Grammar

[cooksdelight]

Megan has always known that Sarah was the baby momma. But I don’t think she knows they are married.

I don’t know what to believe about any of these people anymore!!

 

[goofygirl]

None of these people can SPELL on this dumb show!  Carrot, Lier..... That's pretty funny!

[Azanscrazyhair]

Ugh, lier.  My 7th grader is way smarter than all these people put together.  He also has more common sense!

[JenE4]

Sarah tweeting about how the producers allegedly faked texts from her, Michael has no money, whether she’s pregnant, etc.

https://starcasm.net/love-after-lockup-sarah-pregnant-fake-texts-michael-still-in-jail/

[cooksdelight]

Michael’s fingernails give me the absolute creeps.

[toodles]

7 hours ago, JenE4 said:

Sarah tweeting about how the producers allegedly faked texts from her, Michael has no money, whether she’s pregnant, etc.

https://starcasm.net/love-after-lockup-sarah-pregnant-fake-texts-michael-still-in-jail/

Ok.  She is married to this loser and she is worried about a fake text?  I think my main concern would be my husband banging another woman and trying to decide whether or not to propose to someone else.  Just sayin'.

[zenme]

Someone ask Sarah or Megan about Michael’s fingernails.  Does she mind him touching her with those? Does he have Mickey Rourke fingernail syndrome?

[Neurochick]

On 2/1/2019 at 11:30 PM, Hannah94 said:

@Cammi, it was revealed on social media that Megan DID know about Sarah and that he was already married from the start, but that Sarah had no clue about Megan.

I think Megan knew about Sarah, but that she was a baby mama, or "wifey."  But not legally married.

Ugh, I still can't get why Sarah legally married this creep.  What an idiot.  

And is Michael back in jail?  Why doesn't that surprise me?  What do these two idiots see in him?  I can get Megan wanting to get with a bad boy, but at least choose a fine one.  Not a near Hobbit.

Edited February 4, 2019 by Neurochick

[gunderda]

1 hour ago, Neurochick said:

 

Ugh, I still can't get why Sarah legally married this creep.  What an idiot.  

Because she's young and believes in the happily ever after of having a family with her daughter's father.  If she took him back after finding out about Megan, then she's an idiot. 

[Mrs. Hanson]

16 hours ago, Neurochick said:

I can get Megan wanting to get with a bad boy, but at least choose a fine one.  Not a near Hobbit.

See, I never saw the appeal of a bad boy.  Even when I was in my late teens/20's I was looking for Stable Steven who was on track to be something/someone who was where he would say he would be. Someone who pays his bills in time is uber sexy to me!!!  (Still is, lol!)  Also, my hubby is six foot seven so the appeal of a Hobbit is lost on me, too!!!  I will take it a bit further - yes I have dated a guy that was shorter than me (I am 5 ft 8) and it truly did not matter as he made me laugh.  And was kind, funny and just a good guy.  Michael has none of those qualities.

Edited February 5, 2019 by Mrs. Hanson

[Neurochick]

16 hours ago, gunderda said:

Because she's young and believes in the happily ever after of having a family with her daughter's father.  If she took him back after finding out about Megan, then she's an idiot. 

In other words, she's naive.   I can't believe Michael was a prize even before he got locked up.

14 hours ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

See, I never saw the appeal of a bad boy.  Even when I was in my late teens/20's I was looking for Stable Steven who was on track to be something/someone who was where he would say he would be. Someone who pays his bills in time is uber sexy to me!!!  (Still is, lol!)  Also, my hubby is six foot seven so the appeal of a Hobbit is lost on me, too!!!  I will take it a bit further - yes I have dated a guy that was shorter than me (I am 5 ft 8) and it truly did not matter as he made me laugh.  And was kind, funny and just a good guy.  Michael has none of those qualities.

Good points. I think there are people who want the roller coaster lifestyle, they want excitement 24/7/365.  To some steady is boring, predictable is boring.  Someone once said that a healthy EKG isn't flat-line, nor is it high highs and low lows, it's a steady up and down.  Flat-line is death but high highs and low lows are exhausting.  At some point, Michael will exhaust both Sarah and Megan and Michael will probably find another woman who wants someone like him.

[Hannah94]

18 hours ago, Neurochick said:

I think Megan knew about Sarah, but that she was a baby mama, or "wifey."  But not legally married.

Ugh, I still can't get why Sarah legally married this creep.  What an idiot.  

And is Michael back in jail?  Why doesn't that surprise me?  What do these two idiots see in him?  I can get Megan wanting to get with a bad boy, but at least choose a fine one.  Not a near Hobbit.

I 100% agree with this. Sarah got involved with him at a younger age, but still.....he lacks in every department of a suitable partner/parent to your child; grow up, be an adult, dude is a loser, focus on your child. And Megan, I will never understand because she literally went ONTO a prison web page seeking an inmate partner. He is just gross, point blank. Screwing two girls in front of national tv, thinking he is the shit. Meanwhile, we all barf and...barf more....at him. Both idiots, but I feel so much sadness for that little girl that Sarah had. And more sadness to come with the latest news that she quite likely had another baby with that piece of useless crap. 

[Mrs. Hanson]

5 minutes ago, Hannah94 said:

I 100% agree with this. Sarah got involved with him at a younger age, but still.....he lacks in every department of a suitable partner/parent to your child; grow up, be an adult, dude is a loser, focus on your child. And Megan, I will never understand because she literally went ONTO a prison web page seeking an inmate partner. He is just gross, point blank. Screwing two girls in front of national tv, thinking he is the shit. Meanwhile, we all barf and...barf more....at him. Both idiots, but I feel so much sadness for that little girl that Sarah had. And more sadness to come with the latest news that she quite likely had another baby with that piece of useless crap. 

Can you imagine the conversation on telling Dad the ENTIRE truth about Michael?  "Yeah, well....he has a child, he is MARRIED, he is in prison for armed robbery, he is still with his wife, he has no skills and no job and no money, and he has a flat affect and has zero personality.  BUT HE IS MY BOO!"

[Hannah94]

8 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

Can you imagine the conversation on telling Dad the ENTIRE truth about Michael?  "Yeah, well....he has a child, he is MARRIED, he is in prison for armed robbery, he is still with his wife, he has no skills and no job and no money, and he has a flat affect and has zero personality.  BUT HE IS MY BOO!"

All that....plus with her "sex exercises" on national tv, as well as her dumb ass talking to herself in the mirror about getting some d*ck. Sorry, I am not a reality tv star but I do know, there is NO amount of money in the world that could ever ever ever ever ever make it worth for me to discuss "getting some d*ck" or my sex life AT ALL in front of the entire world on camera. No way. 
 

[Drogo]

35 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

Can you imagine the conversation on telling Dad the ENTIRE truth about Michael?  "Yeah, well....he has a child, he is MARRIED, he is in prison for armed robbery, he is still with his wife, he has no skills and no job and no money, and he has a flat affect and has zero personality.  BUT HE IS MY BOO!"

I imagine this conversation happened without Megan in the room while Dad was watching the show air in real time with the rest of us. 

[Persnickety1]

55 minutes ago, Hannah94 said:

I 100% agree with this. Sarah got involved with him at a younger age, but still.....he lacks in every department of a suitable partner/parent to your child; grow up, be an adult, dude is a loser, focus on your child. And Megan, I will never understand because she literally went ONTO a prison web page seeking an inmate partner. He is just gross, point blank. Screwing two girls in front of national tv, thinking he is the shit. Meanwhile, we all barf and...barf more....at him. Both idiots, but I feel so much sadness for that little girl that Sarah had. And more sadness to come with the latest news that she quite likely had another baby with that piece of useless crap. 

I thought the story Megan was peddling was some bullshit about a friend's brother (or some similar situation) had asked her if she'd be interested in talking with him because he was so lonely, yada yada yada, and she agreed but then developed "feelings" for him.  At least I thought that was the spin she was putting out there.  

Of course, if this were true, I would think said "friend" know that he was already involved with Sara and had a young child with her and would have shared that info with Megan, too.

Some friend, pimping for his incarcerated buddy from the outside and digging up a (supposed) virgin for him at that.  

[CousinOliver]

Yes, Meghan claims that they were quasi-introduced.

All well and fine, but then she eats up his alleged affection and pays for phone cards and essentially looks like a fool on TV while coming across as smug and bringing top-level cringe.  She thinks she’s some kind of exception to the “prisoner playing a lonely outsider” trope. More cringe.  

She’s gone after this loser, fallen “victim” to known scam, and goes on TV to brag about it.  I don’t quite get it, but I wouldn’t mind her being taken down like 18 pegs.  I’d feel badly if she met this guy on eHarmony or something, but not when she decided criminal Michael was the way to go.    

[LucyEth]

Why is Michael even on a prison dating website?  Didn't Sarah know he was out there advertising himself when he was married?  Whey do these sites even exist?

[Neurochick]

Just now, LucyEth said:

Whey do these sites even exist?

The same reason every other dating website exists, $$$$.

[Rt66vintage]

Watching in real time, Megan should be cringing about her messy wig. That rag is done & done. 

Her family, especially her dad, must be so embarrassed & ashamed of her antics with this dirtbag loser. 

On 2/4/2019 at 6:17 PM, Mrs. Hanson said:

See, I never saw the appeal of a bad boy.  Even when I was in my late teens/20's I was looking for Stable Steven who was on track to be something/someone who was where he would say he would be. Someone who pays his bills in time is uber sexy to me!!! 

Well, I don't see Michael as any kind of attractive, sexy bad boy. Small, mean & dangerous as a punk carjacker, yes. Scum of the earth with no future except as a permanent guest of the state. 

@Mrs. Hanson, congrats on being smart at a young age. I was 28 when I met and married my faithful, hardworking biker nerd. He was a good bad boy who came home sober every night and loved our little family, going on 37 years now. 

Michael will never be anything but a punk, and I mean that literally due to his prison background. I sincerely hope the two women will open their eyes to this total loser. Their tears are wasted & time is short. 

[Mrs. Hanson]

44 minutes ago, Rt66vintage said:

Watching in real time, Megan should be cringing about her messy wig. That rag is done & done. 

Her family, especially her dad, must be so embarrassed & ashamed of her antics with this dirtbag loser. 

Well, I don't see Michael as any kind of attractive, sexy bad boy. Small, mean & dangerous as a punk carjacker, yes. Scum of the earth with no future except as a permanent guest of the state. 

@Mrs. Hanson, congrats on being smart at a young age. I was 28 when I met and married my faithful, hardworking biker nerd. He was a good bad boy who came home sober every night and loved our little family, going on 37 years now. 

Michael will never be anything but a punk, and I mean that literally due to his prison background. I sincerely hope the two women will open their eyes to this total loser. Their tears are wasted & time is short. 

Aw gee thanks @Rt66vintage!!  I had a lot of fun in my youth, don't get me wrong, but let's put it this way without getting off track:  I was never out to fix anyone.  And yes I found the stable guy sexy.  He did not have to have a flashy or sexy car, nor even a lot of money.  Just be there.    Congrats on 37 years!!  YOU GO GIRL!  I have a year and half in with my Mr. RIght - stable, employed, etc.  We are too old for anything else, lol!!!

True that!!  That is all he is - a small mean, hobbit like armed felon.  With icky fingernails.  (My hubby tells me that is the #1 thing the ladies look for at a bar, and I believe him.)

[Hannah94]

11 hours ago, Persnickety1 said:

I thought the story Megan was peddling was some bullshit about a friend's brother (or some similar situation) had asked her if she'd be interested in talking with him because he was so lonely, yada yada yada, and she agreed but then developed "feelings" for him.  At least I thought that was the spin she was putting out there.  

Of course, if this were true, I would think said "friend" know that he was already involved with Sara and had a young child with her and would have shared that info with Megan, too.

Some friend, pimping for his incarcerated buddy from the outside and digging up a (supposed) virgin for him at that.  

Oh yes I kinda remember now. And a good point - I think the whole thing was scripted from the beginning and the crew just let the shit storm happen.

[Mrs. Hanson]

I would have thought - well yeah he is lonely......he is IN PRISON!

[Cammi]

On 2/4/2019 at 3:40 PM, Neurochick said:

I think Megan knew about Sarah, but that she was a baby mama, or "wifey."  But not legally married.

Ugh, I still can't get why Sarah legally married this creep.  What an idiot.  

And is Michael back in jail?  Why doesn't that surprise me?  What do these two idiots see in him?  I can get Megan wanting to get with a bad boy, but at least choose a fine one.  Not a near Hobbit.

Because she’s young and just wants a family and thinks having him for a father figure is better than none. Of course she’s wrong. But they’re in different states. In  order for Michael to transfer his parole to New York, they have to be legally married. I know a few women who have met their partners on the inside and they have married them in prison so they could transfer their parole to another state or through interstate compact. I have a family member in prison, and in my support group there are several women who have met their significant other while they were incarcerated. It’s hard to transfer parole to another state unless you have an immediate family member in that state. 

[Azanscrazyhair]

So I'm confused... did Sarah just forgive Michael?  And did he give Sarah the ring he was going to give to his Queen Megan??

 It amazes me these two are fighting over this loser.  Why???

[sempervivum]

11 minutes ago, Azanscrazyhair said:

So I'm confused... did Sarah just forgive Michael?  And did he give Sarah the ring he was going to give to his Queen Megan??

Really, I got the impression that he just wanted some way to defuse the situation with Sarah melting down. Supposedly, Michael is super committed to staying in his poor daughter's life, and doesn't want to completely alienate the baby momma. Sarah was just waiting for ANY excuse to forgive that little creep, why I don't know.

He also seems to be squeamish about telling these 2 dopes the truth. Considering that he clearly fancies himself a player, he's a surprisingly cowardly about bald-faced lying. 

[Azanscrazyhair]

26 minutes ago, sempervivum said:

Really, I got the impression that he just wanted some way to defuse the situation with Sarah melting down. Supposedly, Michael is super committed to staying in his poor daughter's life, and doesn't want to completely alienate the baby momma. Sarah was just waiting for ANY excuse to forgive that little creep, why I don't know.

He also seems to be squeamish about telling these 2 dopes the truth. Considering that he clearly fancies himself a player, he's a surprisingly cowardly about bald-faced lying. 

Yeah that makes sense.   I have to remember Sarah is 24.  I'm 48, but at that age,  I probably would have done the same as Sarah.  She just desperately wants a "family".  Speaking of his precious daughter,  I'm over the boo boo and pretty girl.  She has a name!

[MakingBacon]

I don’t think Michael is worried about staying in his daughter’s life. If he was, he would have been more concerned with spending his first weeks out with her instead of finding time for Megan the side piece. Michael needs Sarah because she pays the bills, he has a place to stay and it looks good while he is out on parole. There may not be room for him at his mother’s house. I don’t for a minute believe he wants to move to Michigan or wherever Megan lives. What is he going to do there? He has no legal job history and no education. He has not shown himself to be someone who wants to work a legitimate 9-5. He likely wants to go back to his old methods of making money. 

I wonder what Megan would do if Michael was able to move near her. With what we have seen of her family, I cannot see them being warm and inviting were he to show up at their door. Sometimes I think she doesn’t expect it to get that far. Megan never talks like Caitlyn about her felon finding a job, buying a house and living life like they are the Cleavers. The only thing she talks about is Michael taking her virginity like she would be winning the lottery. 

[cooksdelight]

Both these women are nuts.

Think about it .... agree to be on a nationally televised show revealing what goes on in the bedroom!! Megan was not a virgin, she wanted to be on TV and found a way to make that happen.

[Hannah94]

9 minutes ago, cooksdelight said:

Both these women are nuts.

Think about it .... agree to be on a nationally televised show revealing what goes on in the bedroom!! Megan was not a virgin, she wanted to be on TV and found a way to make that happen.

I've said that from the beginning. She is not believable at all. I want to smack the smug off her mug.

[Hannah94]

I wonder....is Fat Stupid Megan embarrassed at all now? Does she realize what a complete fucking tool she was to the entire world on national tv? I cannot imagine that dumb cow can now ever get a job anywhere except maybe....porn movies....and there would be very few viewers interested in her big fat dumb clown ass with her dirty misshapen wig. Oh I hope she is reading all these blogs! 

[Azanscrazyhair]

7 hours ago, Hannah94 said:

I wonder....is Fat Stupid Megan embarrassed at all now? Does she realize what a complete fucking tool she was to the entire world on national tv? I cannot imagine that dumb cow can now ever get a job anywhere except maybe....porn movies....and there would be very few viewers interested in her big fat dumb clown ass with her dirty misshapen wig. Oh I hope she is reading all these blogs! 

You are cracking me up!  Can't say I disagree.   Hell I'm embarrassed for her

[cooksdelight]

Well, mission accomplished ..... I guess ..... Sarah’s pregnant.

[Jade Foxx]

5 hours ago, cooksdelight said:

Well, mission accomplished ..... I guess ..... Sarah’s pregnant.

Let me guess - Sarah thinks “she won.”

Idiot. 

[Neurochick]

On 2/12/2019 at 2:05 AM, Hannah94 said:

I wonder....is Fat Stupid Megan embarrassed at all now? Does she realize what a complete fucking tool she was to the entire world on national tv? I cannot imagine that dumb cow can now ever get a job anywhere except maybe....porn movies....and there would be very few viewers interested in her big fat dumb clown ass with her dirty misshapen wig. Oh I hope she is reading all these blogs! 

FAT Megan?  Oh, okay.

Sarah's pregnant, by Michael?  She's stupider than Megan....unless Megan's pregnant too.  BTW, I'd rather be fat than stupid, because you can always lose weight.

Edited February 14, 2019 by Neurochick

[Mrs. Hanson]

28 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Sarah's pregnant, by Michael?  She's stupider than Megan....unless Megan's pregnant too.  BTW, I'd rather be fat than stupid, because you can always lose weight.

OKay, I have had a bit of a long day, and it is snowing AGAIN in MN.....thank you for making me laugh out loud.

[CousinOliver]

On 2/14/2019 at 3:28 PM, Neurochick said:

FAT Megan?  Oh, okay.

Sarah's pregnant, by Michael?  She's stupider than Megan....unless Megan's pregnant too.  BTW, I'd rather be fat than stupid, because you can always lose weight.

Megan is certainly significantly larger than Sarah.  The one thing I like about Michael is that he’s voiced his opinion, preferring the larger woman (generally preferring her; I don’t think he’s mentioned bodies.)

Something I’ve learned from these boards is that what someone perceives as “fat” is oddly subjective.  There are other threads I’m active in that call very thin women (seen on screen in bikinis and/or skinny jeans) “fat”.  It blows my mind (and offends me, but that’s another story).  Based on who I’ve seen identified as “fat” around here, I can see how Megan would be seen as “quite fat.”   

That said, I also know that women of all sizes tend to be sensitive about weight, and people know it.  It’s hard to say if Megan is considered fat because she is or because she comes off badly and it’s a cheap shot.  

Personally, I think all the women look fine (inmates and lovers of inmates) and, more importantly, an overweight BMI would be the least of any of these ladies’ problems. 

Edited February 15, 2019 by CousinOliver

[StitchPunk]

His mom seems nice. I wonder why he's like how he is.

[Hannah94]

16 hours ago, CousinOliver said:

The one thing I like about Michael is that he’s voiced his opinion, preferring the larger woman (generally preferring her; I don’t think he’s mentioned bodies.)

That sure didn't last long! What a change of pace from last week to this week - she was his queen and he was going to leave his wife for her and on a dime, he completely did a 180. 

[zenme]

Well, Megan shouldn’t have invited herself either. 

[CousinOliver]

6 hours ago, Hannah94 said:

That sure didn't last long! What a change of pace from last week to this week - she was his queen and he was going to leave his wife for her and on a dime, he completely did a 180. 

I haven’t seen it yet.  Sigh.  Well, I’m good news, I was very uncomfortable liking anything about Michael, so that’s fixed. Silver lining?