Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None

[BrianJ62]

But it's so hard being on her phone, texting, fighting with people. She needs a break

I wonder if Josh Duggar could be considered on vacay? Could imagine Josh and Jenelle getting together?

[Tatum]

I wonder if Josh Duggar could be considered on vacay? Could imagine Josh and Jenelle getting together?

 

Not to wander too far off topic, but sadly enough, an unfaithful child molester like Josh would probably consider Jenelle not good enough for HIM, due to her two pregnancies out of wedlock. And if Josh doesn't drink, I can't see Jenelle sticking that one out. It would be a hard sell on both sides.

[BrianJ62]

Not to wander too far off topic, but sadly enough, an unfaithful child molester like Josh would probably consider Jenelle not good enough for HIM, due to her two pregnancies out of wedlock. And if Josh doesn't drink, I can't see Jenelle sticking that one out. It would be a hard sell on both sides.

Great answer, on the other hand opposites attract

[zenme]

Tatum, I agree, but he'd still fuck her.

[cheatincheetos]

I wonder if Josh Duggar could be considered on vacay?

Some of us from the 19 and Counting board sat through the livestream Friday night sermons to see if we could spot him. Not to discount what Josh did to get in trouble but whoosh, those marathon sermons are no picnic.

Josh definitely wouldn't want someone like Jenelle because his background is all about the wife being a completely obedient, meek incubator. Jenelle only has the incubator part covered.

[BrianJ62]

Some of us from the 19 and Counting board sat through the livestream Friday night sermons to see if we could spot him. Not to discount what Josh did to get in trouble but whoosh, those marathon sermons are no picnic.

Josh definitely wouldn't want someone like Jenelle because his background is all about the wife being a completely obedient, meek incubator. Jenelle only has the incubator part covered.

I like your points, there's one thing though Josh likes to let his freak flag fly high (Ashley Madison, etc.) Jenelle could be his skank on the side. We've probably only seen the tip of the iceberg, that is Joshs dalliences.

[cheatincheetos]

I like your points, there's one thing though Josh likes to let his freak flag fly high (Ashley Madison, etc.) Jenelle could be his skank on the side. We've probably only seen the tip of the iceberg, that is Joshs dalliences.

The porn star who alleged a session or two with Josh said that he yelled insults at her and slammed her around. I don't think Jenelle would put up with that for two minutes, or she'd be a match for his freak side.

[BrianJ62]

The porn star who alleged a session or two with Josh said that he yelled insults at her and slammed her around. I don't think Jenelle would put up with that for two minutes, or she'd be a match for his freak side.

Good points, I learn something new every day.

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

Josh has never lost custody of any of his kids, has a kept a job (albeit with the disgusting FRC, but still) for more than a year, & he's not a felon. He meets none of her criteria for "soul mates."

I'd totally watch a show where Jenelle was sent to live with the Duggars for a month. I'm not sure if it would be more fun to watch Ma & Pa Duggar try to deal with Jenelle or watch Jenelle screaming at 20+ people to "leave me alooonnneee!"

Edited November 12, 2015 by MyPeopleAreNordic

[cheatincheetos]

Jenelle don't date anyone with less than 3 tattoos or who doesn't have a hot photo on mugshots.com (and there's some real dreamboats on there!). High standards.

 

Never let it be said that she isn't a conscientious mother!

 

I'd totally watch a show where Jenelle was sent to live with the Duggars for a month. I'm not sure if it would be more fun to watch Ma & Pa Duggar try to deal with Jenelle or watch Jenelle screaming at 20+ people to "leave me alooonnneee!"

That's even better than my earlier suggestion that she be banished to an Amish colony with no phone or Internet strictly enforced. Well done.

Edited November 12, 2015 by cheatincheetos

[ghoulina]

Jenelle living with the Duggars would be cool, but more so if it were a few years ago. I'd like to see her have to home perm her hair and make her own laundry detergent. Johanna would drive her nuts and she'd set her free on the road just like she did her poor (lucky?) dogs. 

[BrianJ62]

Jenelle living with the Duggars would be cool, but more so if it were a few years ago. I'd like to see her have to home perm her hair and make her own laundry detergent. Johanna would drive her nuts and she'd set her free on the road just like she did her poor (lucky?) dogs.

Could you imagine her as a tow truck driver? Or shopping at a thrift store?

[Snarky McSnarky]

CPS visited Janelle upon her return from the Caribbean, according to InTouch.

 

http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/teen-mom-2-jenelle-evans-cps-child-protective-services-77438

[Miss Chevious]

Jenelle is in New York City, taking another vacation. It must be tough to be so stressed out that you need a vacation to recover from your vacation.

[BrianJ62]

Is one of her sugar daddies paying for her vacay's.

[GreatKazu]

Is one of her sugar daddies paying for her vacay's.

Sarcasm I assume?

 

Jenelle is blowing through her TM money like she is making currency in her basement.

[BrianJ62]

Sarcasm I assume?

Jenelle is blowing through her TM money like she is making currency in her basement.

Sarcasm it be.

[Snarky McSnarky]

All of those family trips will be great experiences for Jace.  Oh, wait.

[leighroda]

Y'all... She saves freaking lives, and she is so stressed out, she graduated from school 6 months ago... The roll is at an age where you can't just prop him up in his car seat with a bottle and barb is hiding Jace .. I really don't know what you expect from her.

[ghoulina]

LOL, I saw that on her IG. Also, she got someone to snap a few "family photo" style pics of her, The Roll, and the latest dick in her life. How long as she been with this dude??? Those poor boys are going to have real attachment issues.

[GreatKazu]

Watching the season where Jenelle and Nathan have their first "date". Jenelle tells Nathan how she used to be on heroin and how it made her one angry person who flew off the handle at any little thing. She is now clean and has been for 7 months. Um, Jenelle. You are still one irritable bitch, 24/7, minus the heroin.

[toodywoody]

Jenelle fights with everyone, it isn't the heroin and it isn't the other person. It is her. She just can't get along with anyone or handle anything in life. She is trapped at age 12

[ghoulina]

No kidding. Was Jenelle on heroin when she flipped out on her poor, neglected, confined dogs? No, that's right, she' just a miserable bitch. For life.

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

LOL, I saw that on her IG. Also, she got someone to snap a few "family photo" style pics of her, The Roll, and the latest dick in her life. How long as she been with this dude??? Those poor boys are going to have real attachment issues.

I'm glad Jace is with Barb because he isn't exposed as much to Jenelle's rotation of soulmates. Poor Kaiser is probably going to hear all the time how so-and-so is his new dad, now it's someone else, then another....

[ChocolateAddict]

This article is full of absolute gems

 

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-beauty/news/jenelle-evans-talks-lip-fillers-custody-battle-with-ex-fiance-nathan-w158653

 

About Nathan - “I said, ‘If you want to see Kaiser bad enough, you can take me to court for visitation because I don’t trust you,” she said, alleging, “He hasn’t filed papers, he hasn’t done anything. It’s been a month or two since he’s seen him.”

 

About David - She recently met her new boyfriend, David Eason, on Tinder. At first the North Carolina native didn’t know he was dating a celebrity.

 

“We really have not had one argument at all. He really knows how to handle me when I get in my moods, when I’m irritable or have anxiety.”

 

The MTV star revealed that she has been diagnosed with general anxiety and panic disorders and that her doctor noted she might have PTSD from her series of painful relationships.

Edited December 1, 2015 by ChocolateAddict

[GreatKazu]

 PTSD? Fuck that shit! This girl is trippin' big time.

 

I am ready to claim PTSD from watching these heiffers on my damn television.

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

I believe Nathan receives disability for PTSD relating to his service in the Marines. I guess that's where Jenelle got the idea that she has PTSD.

[toodywoody]

PTSD, wow just wow. Jenelle, people have that after dealing with you. But seriously, her and Leah are something else, they always have an excuse or disorder for everything they do and it us always the disorders fault instead of them owning up to their shenanigans

[Elizabeth9]

What gave her PTSD? Seeing Kieffer's green hoodie too many times?

[FairyDusted]

Oh man….I just about just can't with these chicks anymore.

[ghoulina]

Wow, the way she describes David in that article sounds like how she described her relationship with Nathan in the beginning. Like a tee. 

 

Next thing you know she'll pondering whether she is pregnant with David's baby or if it's just the dead fetus of Nathan's still inside her.

[CaliforniaLove]

 

Wow, the way she describes David in that article sounds like how she described her relationship with Nathan in the beginning. Like a tee.

Seriously, especially the part about how they REALLY don't argue AT ALL!!!! How does one not realize that "not arguing" in the beginning stages of a relationship is pretty much what is SUPPOSED to happen?? "I went on a first date last night. We argued the ENTIRE time, but he didn't push me or nuthin' so I think this is gonna work out. It's why I have these feathers in mah hair."

[ghoulina]

LOL, not to mention, Jenelle has a very distorted idea of what "not arguing" is. She would tell Barb all the time that she and Nathan hadn't fought in weeks, when we clearly saw that they had. I think she believes that if they keep their hands to themselves it's not a true argument. 

[GreatKazu]

Wow, the way she describes David in that article sounds like how she described her relationship with Nathan in the beginning. Like a tee. 

 

Exactly. I watched the prior season during the Thanksgiving holiday, and she said nearly the exact same thing about Nathan. This girl has a script. She said the same thing with Hoodie man, Keiffuh and with her ex, Courtland, who, by the way, was arrested last week.

[Maharincess]

Seriously, especially the part about how they REALLY don't argue AT ALL!!!! How does one not realize that "not arguing" in the beginning stages of a relationship is pretty much what is SUPPOSED to happen?? "I went on a first date last night. We argued the ENTIRE time, but he didn't push me or nuthin' so I think this is gonna work out. It's why I have these feathers in mah hair."

I very rarely laugh our loud while reading here but this had me laughing my ass off. Ten minutes after I read it I was still laughing.

I can totally hear Jenelle saying that.

Thanks, its been a crappy day, I needed that laugh.

[Pixiebomb]

LOL, not to mention, Jenelle has a very distorted idea of what "not arguing" is. She would tell Barb all the time that she and Nathan hadn't fought in weeks, when we clearly saw that they had. I think she believes that if they keep their hands to themselves it's not a true argument.

Actually, it's not arguing unless the police are called. In the psychotic bizzaro Jenelle universe.

[GreatKazu]

Actually, it's not arguing unless the police are called. In the psychotic bizzaro Jenelle universe.

And even then, it isn't anything dramatic. The cops are just being mean! Isn't Jenelle over-due for a DV call? Usually by this point in the relationship cops have been called.

[Maharincess]

Dramatic?! Kazu, get it right dammit. It's DRAMASTIC!

[GreatKazu]

Dramatic?! Kazu, get it right dammit. It's DRAMASTIC!

Oh, damnit!! Thanks for the correction. My damn menopause memory is screwing with me. lol

[ghoulina]

Are you sure it's not your narcolepsy? 

 

 

Oooops, wrong thread. 

[Miss Chevious]

I just happened to think of this - remember how Nips was all gung ho about Jace, wanting him around all the time, pushing Jenelle to fight for custody. Now that they've split, it's like Jace never existed for him. Another betrayal. Poor Jace, he's going to have a rough time of it. Uncle Dave will be next.

[NikSac]

I am kinda hoping Jace is old enough and (sad to say) experienced enough at this point not to get too attached to the many men in Jenelle's life. Although yes, he did seem awfully attached to Nips in the beginning.  Poor kid, I feel so sorry for him. Thankful that he's got a good, stable home with Barb though.

[Maharincess]

But imagine the life he could have had had he been adopted at birth by a couple who desperately wanted him.

I'm happy he has Barb but I can't help but think how much better off he'd have been if a Brandon and Theresa type couple had him.

[Elizabeth9]

But imagine the life he could have had had he been adopted at birth by a couple who desperately wanted him.

I'm happy he has Barb but I can't help but think how much better off he'd have been if a Brandon and Theresa type couple had him.

And Kaiser

[NikSac]

I know. So many couples out there desperately want to adopt healthy babies, and Jace (and yes Kaiser too... plus the one she aborted in between) could really have had great opportunities to end up in a good homes with good families. Thankful for Barb, but I can see him absolutely thriving in an even better home environment.

[mittsigirl]

Heard that Jenelle might be pregnant again, I tracked down the rumor, so happy that she is NOT pregnant again! She does look really healthy, you can really see it in her face. Poor Jace living away from his little brother, he is plenty old enough to wonder why they are not together. He might be thinking that he was not good enough to be with Jenelle, but his little brother is. It must make him really wonder. Thank goodness for Barb, I don't know how she does it, raising a baby while working at a job, I know that I would not be able to do what she is doing, and I am at least a decade younger.

Last night on twitter, Jenelle was tweeting about how happy she is with her new soul mate(I hate the new guy's hair!), and I tweeted back to her how lucky she is to have a mother like Barb. I was sure it might tick her off, but she did not tweet anything back, so it must mean she is better able to hold her temper these days. I hope it lasts.

[BitterApple]

But imagine the life he could have had had he been adopted at birth by a couple who desperately wanted him.

I'm happy he has Barb but I can't help but think how much better off he'd have been if a Brandon and Theresa type couple had him.

I agree. As hard as Barb tries, I don't think she's an emotionally healthy person. I don't doubt she loves Jace, but her home isn't exactly stable either. I hope Jace can rise above his circumstances, but life could have been much easier for him had he been adopted out as an infant.

[lovesnark]

I am kinda hoping Jace is old enough and (sad to say) experienced enough at this point not to get too attached to the many men in Jenelle's life. Although yes, he did seem awfully attached to Nips in the beginning.  Poor kid, I feel so sorry for him. Thankful that he's got a good, stable home with Barb though.

I always thought he acted like he was afraid of Nips (who wouldn't be afraid of that loon?) I'm hoping he hasn't even met the new soul mate since we all know how busy Jenelle is with posting selfies and taking vacations from her stressful life. The new soul mate has a few kids he doesn't have custody of, right? I wonder who the Roll has been pawned off on. Probably Nipple's mom.

[Maharincess]

I agree. As hard as Barb tries, I don't think she's an emotionally healthy person. I don't doubt she loves Jace, but her home isn't exactly stable either. I hope Jace can rise above his circumstances, but life could have been much easier for him had he been adopted out as an infant.

Her home will be even less stable after the show is cancelled, Jenelle is broke and Barb lets her move in. You know Jenelle isn't thinking about or saving for the future so as soon as the show ends she'll be broke and homeless again. Barbara will let her and her other kid(s) move in and chaos will be the norm.

[alexa]

I think Jace is smart enough to know why he isn't living with his mom, and also doesn't really want to.  He may be young, but he has seen what is going on, and I sense he can tell living with Barbara is a good thing.  I think he is also somewhat used to the men in Janelle's life, and I don't get the sense he takes any of them too seriously because he knows Janelle isn't stable as it is.  Just my take, but I really think he will be fine.