Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None

[DangerousMinds]

So I saw an article today about Jenelle's recent baby shower. Apparently she is due at the end of June. Someone please make sure she does not get to take that infant home from the hospital!

[FairyDusted]

And I saw a recent pic with her with a beer. That Janelle. Such a winner that one. 

[Pickles Aplenty]

I heard she plans on naming the baby Kaiser, but who knows if it's true? 

[GreatKazu]

Yeah, fucking right. Jenelle had plans to go back to school, but her plans were impeded by this pregnancy: http://www.examiner.com/article/teen-mom-star-jenelle-evans-concerned-about-dropping-out-of-school

[wrestlesflamingos]

Janelle has filmed at least 4 pregnancies.  Jace, Gary's miscarriage, Courtland's abortion, Nathan's coming child.  It's a valid excuse but it's in the spirit of not going to school because the sun is too hot.

[NikSac]

Wow I hadn't realized it was so many. I'm pro-choice all the way but damn... make your choice before you jump in bed!

[DangerousMinds]

Let's hope she adds an adoption to that collection.

[wrestlesflamingos]

At this point, I'm rooting for abduction.

[BitterApple]

I'm sure Barb will get suckered into taking care of this kid the same way she did with Jace.

[HeySandyStrange]

I really, really hope Barb doesn't get stuck with this next child because bless her heart, she is A) is not the youngest and struggles to keep up with Jace as it is and B) not to be judgmental, but she did raise Janelle. And according to what I've read around the internet, two other kids who have 'issues'. I just want Barb to be able to retire from child raising, Janelle to magically never be able to have kids again, and Jace and his brother to be adopted to loving families. I know, it's a pipe dream but one can hope.

[FairyDusted]

At this point, I'm rooting for abduction.

HAHAHA!!! Now, just so we are clear this would be an abduction of Janelle?!  

[ghoulina]

Janelle has filmed at least 4 pregnancies.  Jace, Gary's miscarriage, Courtland's abortion, Nathan's coming child.  It's a valid excuse but it's in the spirit of not going to school because the sun is too hot.

 

Well, did she and Nathan have to move at all during this pregnancy? Because we all know she can't go to school AND move. 

[wrestlesflamingos]

Nathan briefly moved into state sponsored housing but I"m unaware of any others.

[wrestlesflamingos]

I've been hoping this birth is complicated and Janelle has a hysterectomy. I'm a terrible person.

[DangerousMinds]

Poor Jace is going to feel even more abandoned when Jenelle has this baby and takes it home with her, while he remains with Barbara. I'm sure he'll always wonder why she didn't get it together enough to fight for custody of him before having a new baby.

[wrestlesflamingos]

She hasn't successfully parented yet. Jace could feel lucky when this kid goes to foster care.

[Chicken Wing]

Little Kaiser has arrived. God help us all.

[DangerousMinds]

The sky is falling. 

[ghoulina]

God help Kaiser Roll most of all. He's going to need it.

[WhitneyWhit]

Welcome to the world Kaiser, now run.

[wrestlesflamingos]

That half of an associates degree in Arts in all they need.  We are silly to worry about a baby born to two parents that do not have custody of their previous children.

[wrestlesflamingos]

I'm going to call my shot: they break up in 6 weeks and in 8 weeks Barb is "babysitting" while Janelle looks for a new boyfriend.

[ghoulina]

Yea, Kaiser will be important so long as Nathan is the one warming her sheets. 

[ShaNaeNae]

It makes me sick how she and Nathan think they are the shit. Those smug asses thought they were so cute to post that they were at the beach-and kept lying-while she was in labor. Then they're saying, "I'm sure you'd love to see his face, but you'll have to go buy US Weekly" like they are a damn Kardashian or Royal and have to sell the baby's pic.

 

I hate both those assholes and my heart aches for Jace and The Kaiser Roll.

[lisalionheart]

That half of an associates degree in Arts in all they need.  We are silly to worry about a baby born to two parents that do not have custody of their previous children.

 

 

And she's planning to become a surgical assistant! Easy access to narcotics, sharp objects, and people's personal information--how could that go wrong for Jenelle? I don't even want to think about how it could go wrong for any patients whose surgery she is assisting.

 

Can't believe she bragged about her weight, too.

[DangerousMinds]

And she's planning to become a surgical assistant! Easy access to narcotics, sharp objects, and people's personal information--how could that go wrong for Jenelle? I don't even want to think about how it could go wrong for any patients whose surgery she is assisting.

 

Can't believe she bragged about her weight, too.

Hasn't she been convicted of at least one felony? I can't see many medical facilities hiring someone with her record.

[fliptopbox]

Exactly. With her convictions there's no way any legit hospital or surgi-center would ever give her a job. Too much liability. Even without convictions any whiff of a drug issue and they want nothing to do with you, especially if part of your job could involve being around narcotics. She'd be a moron to waste her money.

[Ljohnson1987]

I hope that both Jace and Kaiser are able to live their lives to the fullest. Jenelle was not ready to parent when she had Jace, and I don't think neither she nor Nathan are ready now.  How come neither of them are trying to regain custody of their other children? 

[NikSac]

I just watched the two specials that mysteriously appeared on my DVR, one was the Toddler one and one was a Catch Up special. The Toddler one in particular seemed to imply that she now has custody of Jace. She talked about how her relationship with Jace was "great" as well as her relationship with Nathan, and how she was getting along "OK" with her Mom. Couldn't tell it by all the clips of them screaming at each other, but that could just be editing. They never flat out said that Jenelle has custody now, unless I missed it, but she was talking like she does.

[DangerousMinds]

I don't think she has legal custody of Jace, but maybe Barbara is allowing him to spend more time with her.

[NikSac]

Could be, DangerousMinds. She was talking like she had full time custody, but... well.. it's Jenelle.  I take anything she says with a huge grain of salt.

Edited July 14, 2014 by NikSac

[Fosca]

A paraphrased quote comes to mind whenever I hear about Jenelle: "Every word she says or writes is a lie, including "and" and "the"."

 

I wish Jace and Kaiser much luck, because they're going to need it.

[wrestlesflamingos]

The lies start with "yeah..."

[NikSac]

I completely agree they'll both need luck. I also feel so sorry for both of them.

 

I mean I'm glad Barbara took Jace in, but she raised Jenelle and the fights they have in front of the kids are unbearable. How much soap can one kid be forced to eat, when all they're doing is repeating what Grandma and Mom scream at each other constantly?  Oh... meant to add, I still think Jace is better off with Barbara. I was freaking out a little bit when I thought Jenelle might now have full custody.

 

Also, Nathan scares me. The fact that Jace is scared of "disappointing" him worries me. The fact that they are airing Jace hurting animals as a "cute" thing scares me, too.  Ugh.  Did someone say train-wreck? How long before Jace is teaching baby Kai to hit, bite, kick, scream obscenities, and hurt animals?

 

For her sake and the kids' sake I really hope she's gotten it more together, but I still see so many red flags.

Edited July 16, 2014 by NikSac

[AngeliqaPickles711]

I'm going to call my shot: they break up in 6 weeks and in 8 weeks Barb is "babysitting" while Janelle looks for a new boyfriend.

Probably using the same app that helped her find the wonderful Nathan Lmao

[sparklemotion]

I saw the Toddler Moments special and Jenelle in a conversation about parenting reminded me of the girl at the sleepover who always had a boyfriend that mysteriously went to another school or was from Summer Camp. 

[FozzyBear]

I saw the Toddler Moments special and Jenelle in a conversation about parenting reminded me of the girl at the sleepover who always had a boyfriend that mysteriously went to another school or was from Summer Camp.

Ha! Janelle is the George Glass of parenting!

[rhofmovalley]

According to Jenelle's Twitter, Kaiser is alive and well and she is basking in new motherhood with her man and her baby (oh yeah, and Jace too occasionally).  They are all "Happy Family".  Who wants to place bets on how long it is before her next arrest (or Nathan's)?

 

Of course, I hope for the baby's sake things will go well, but history has not shown us anything positive with these people.

Edited August 13, 2014 by rhofmovalley

[fliptopbox]

I can't say I am optimistic either. With those 2 it will only be a matter of time. Something is bound to set one of em off.

[wrestlesflamingos]

Janelle usually falls off the rails about a week or two after the season ends.  I believe it lines up with check day.

[ghoulina]

So, true. The money stops rolling in and the cameras aren't on her. Not that she's a perfect saint on camera. But I believe she's well aware of them and we often get "toned down" Jenelle. Which is really sad. But the stories that come out in between seasons are always super crazy. 

[JerseyGirl]

Jace's First Day of Kindergarten

 

Janelle:  "IM SO PROUD OF JACE! He just started his first day of school. He didn't know why they took him out of class for math.. Well we found out," the 22-year-old reality star wrote before revealing, "he is so smart they are having him do 1st grade math already! my little man is SUPER SMART !!!!!!"

 

 

http://www.eonline.com/news/569558/teen-mom-tots-head-to-kindergarten-as-original-cast-gears-up-for-new-season

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

I hope Jace really is "super smart," studies hard for the next 13 years, and gets a scholarship to a college far away from Jenelle, his current life, and never looks back.

Edited August 17, 2014 by MyPeopleAreNordic

[wrestlesflamingos]

I hope Jace is Sheldon Cooper super smart and he leaves for college in 3-4 years.  Or finds the cure for his mother.

[WhitneyWhit]

I hope Jace lives to see 1st grade.

[LexiconDevilOne]

I hope Jace lives to see 1st grade.

 

 

 

I hope Kaiser does. He's not even got a Barbara watching over him...yet.

[jacksgirl]

Janelle:  "IM SO PROUD OF JACE! He just started his first day of school. He didn't know why they took him out of class for math.. Well we found out," the 22-year-old reality star wrote before revealing, "he is so smart they are having him do 1st grade math already! my little man is SUPER SMART !!!!!!"

 

 Kindergarten teacher of 20 plus years here. Very unlikely they pulled Jace the 1st day of school for advanced math. We spend the first few days learning names, routines, etc. No, I am not calling her a liar (about this) , this is just a very unlikely scenario.

[Fosca]

They probably pulled him out of class because he was beating the crap out of the other kids. 

 

MTV needs to set up a "mental health fund" for these kids, for the counseling they'll probably need later.

[animalnurse]

 

Kindergarten teacher of 20 plus years here. Very unlikely they pulled Jace the 1st day of school for advanced math. We spend the first few days learning names, routines, etc. No, I am not calling her a liar (about this) , this is just a very unlikely scenario.

 

Thanks jacksgirl. I thought that sounded unlikely. 

[fliptopbox]

Do kindergarteners even do much math on the first day of school? I can't imagine on the first day of school any kids doing much of anything that's involved or advanced.