S10.E22: Reunion Part 3

[Martinigirl]

In that case....You can not quit Carole. 

[ShawnaLanne]

The only time Carole has a pleasant look on her face is when it's exclusively about her. She squeed when Andy said the hot young vegan chef was broken hearted.

Okay, Carole. Suuuuure.

[Straycat80]

Lu will be on WWHL tonight. It will be interesting to hear her take of what everyone had said with her not there.

oh no. We have to revisit Carole running that race again like she accomplished something phenomenal. 

[Rosiejuliemom]

5 minutes ago, ShawnaLanne said:

Dorinda doesn't like Sonja. At. All.

I swear it's a mutual dislike.

Dorinda hates Sonja because she outed Dorinda for possible coke use at the season 8 reunion.

Sonja hates Dorinda because Dorinda dis-invited her from the Berkshires at Bethenny's behest.

[ShawnaLanne]

Yes, Adam is pining for meemaw. Lol.

[Martinigirl]

Adam's a model??????????????????

[Rosiejuliemom]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Lu will be on WWHL tonight. It will be interesting to hear her take of what everyone had said with her not there.

oh no. We have to revisit Carole running that race again like she accomplished something phenomenal. 

I think it's kinda phenomenal. I couldn't do it and I'm 20 years Carole's junior.

[ShawnaLanne]

1 minute ago, Rosiejuliemom said:

I swear it's a mutual dislike.

Dorinda hates Sonja because she outed Dorinda for possible coke use at the season 8 reunion.

Sonja hates Dorinda because Dorinda dis-invited her from the Berkshires at Bethenny's behest.

For sure. It's just Dorinda is much more slurily vocal in her opinion.

[chewycandy]

“How’s it gahhhhin...” while looking around to see who’s watching. That is love right there.

[ticklemepink]

Before the cock crows, Carole will deny being friends with Tinsley 3 times. Carole was SUCH a bitch for that (even though it was clear how jealous Bethenny was of their friendship by listing one by one the places they vacationed together, WTF). 

 

These women are too old for this shit.  

[ShawnaLanne]

Carole can interject and scream over anyone, but GOD FORBID, anyone else interject and interrupt the Princess. 

[BluBrd47]

So Carole’s still giving Adam some booty now and then? Bet the coffee runs out after tonight.

Tinsley looks like she found out Santa isn’t real when Carole dissed her. I guess she can’t sit with Carole and Cassandra Grey :(

Edited September 6, 2018 by BluBrd47

[AnnA]

[whydoievencare]

Carol's such a truth teller.  That's HER narrative.  But clearly she's shit with any details/specifics.

Edited September 6, 2018 by whydoievencare
Carol keeps talking and I have more to hate.

[ShawnaLanne]

She's delfecting. Oh. God. Carole is looking so bad. She's awful. Lol. 

1 minute ago, AnnA said:

That is so perfect. 

[Straycat80]

Bethenny and Carole in a pissing contest with their resumes. Lol! 

What is up with the close up of Ramona’s eyes? One looks dilated or something. 

Edited September 6, 2018 by Straycat80

[Jel]

Carole's math. 

Bethenny corrects it (technically veracious accuracy, I mean technichally!)

Carole gets mad.

[ShawnaLanne]

You can put that Skinny girl hard hat on your resume (to Carole.) Lol. Get her B.

[Martinigirl]

WTF!!! Ramona's eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited September 6, 2018 by Martinigirl

[SCS]

1 hour ago, AnnA said:

 

The above is Carole's dress rehearsal for the Bonus episode:

 

[Rosiejuliemom]

Beth needs to stop with the resume bullshit.

Carole's resume is pretty fucking impressive.

[Martinigirl]

4 minutes ago, BluBrd47 said:

So Carole’s still giving Adam some booty now and then? Bet the coffee runs out after tonight.

No one wants boring decaf coffee

[rehoboth]

Poor Tinsley!  It seems like copping to being her friend is a very uncool thing to do - at least according to Carol.  Tinsley is sitting there blushing and I feel so bad for her.  It's just like being the last one picked in gym class. 

[ShawnaLanne]

1 minute ago, Martinigirl said:

WRF!!! Ramona's eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are the pupils different sizes? Did I see that right?

[ryebread]

14 minutes ago, rehoboth said:

Hmmm... something in the environment is triggering Dorinda. 

Could it be the gin? tequila? vodka?

Rum. 

And coke. 

[ShawnaLanne]

Just now, Rosiejuliemom said:

Beth needs to stop with the resume bullshit.

Carole's resume is pretty fucking impressive.

It was Carole who brought it up. Bethenny is allowed to speak for herself and defend herself.

[tribeca]

Out of curiosity do the blogs and housewives instant grams usually part of the show?

[Rosiejuliemom]

Just now, ShawnaLanne said:

It was Carole who brought it up. Bethenny is allowed to speak for herself and defend herself.

She didn't need to list her every accomplishment and attempt to shit on Carole's career.

[nexxie]

I don’t think Carole was trying to hurt Tinsley’s feelings, even though she did - Carole was trying to call B on her bullshit stories.

[rehoboth]

1 minute ago, ryebread said:

Rum. 

And coke. 

And by coke I assume you mean coke

[ShawnaLanne]

11 minutes ago, rehoboth said:

Poor Tinsley!  It seems like copping to being her friend is a very uncool thing to do - at least according to Carol.  Tinsley is sitting there blushing and I feel so bad for her.  It's just like being the last one picked in gym class. 

I'm telling you, Bethenny and Carole both did some shit to each other, but Tins did nothing to Carole except try to be a friend. Of everything this is the most damning thing that the reunion is exposing about Carole's character.

Edited September 6, 2018 by ShawnaLanne

[KungFuBunny]

Oh here we go

[Kemper]

5 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Carole believes it's the truth since she sold not ONE copy of her Season 5 Blog Compilation Book

Is there such a thing?  I had no idea.  Who would pay for any of these women's blogs.  Do they all make a book?  Notice I did not say "write"...  since I can't imagine a couple of them stringing a couple of paragraphs together much less a book.  Compilation book.  

Boy, I really don't have a favorite (other than maybe Luann) but geez.  Carole is just sour and sarcastic.  And not in a fun way.  My opinion is that either Carole was fired before the show or that she had decided to quit right before the reunion.  She is so dismissive...and she can hold her own, I think, with Bethany.  But at least Bethany seems to have some humor and a tad of self-awareness.  Carole just comes off as bitter and above-it-all.  I guess she is just over everything and doesn't care how she comes off.  Which is admirable, in a way.  Still cannot stand her.  The up side for her is that she is getting lots of publicity (or what passes for it in reality/Housewife circles).  What is the saying?  There is no such thing as bad publicity.  This exposure will probably get her more Cosmopolitan-like writing offers.

[KungFuBunny]

Oh and now this

[nexxie]

Carole: “With Bethenny, if she’s not the center of attention, if she’s not in control, she’s not happy. She just has to make it hell for the rest of us.”

True dat.

[ShawnaLanne]

1 minute ago, Rosiejuliemom said:

She didn't need to list her every accomplishment and attempt to shit on Carole's career.

Why not? Carole did. Repeatedly. Carole can attack Bethenny and Bethenny should just take it? Nope. Nope. Nope.

[Martinigirl]

1 minute ago, rehoboth said:

And by coke I assume you mean coke

And by coke I assume you mean cocaine

[Rosiejuliemom]

1 minute ago, KungFuBunny said:

Oh here we go

This is fabulous!

1 minute ago, ShawnaLanne said:

Why not? Carole did. Repeatedly. Carole can attack Bethenny and Bethenny should just take it? Nope. Nope. Nope.

Did she? I thought she was mainly reacting to Beth saying that she had no career.

[QuinnM]

Carole doesn’t hug.  That’s her narrative or perhaps her hips are the big thing on campus.  

LOL, Andy comparing her to Trump.

[Rosiejuliemom]

Ms. "Skinny, tortured colon" Frankel is scoffing at Carole "huge hippocampus" Radziwill?

K.

[whydoievencare]

Yeah Carol, your huge hippocampus is why you are the way you are.  Yeah, let's go with that.

[AnnA]

Carole is so full of shit!

 

 

[Neurochick]

12 minutes ago, AnnA said:

I have never seen Carole look so ugly.  Maybe it’s becaus she’s ugly on the inside too.

[ShawnaLanne]

4 minutes ago, nexxie said:

I don’t think Carole was trying to hurt Tinsley’s feelings, even though she did - Carole was trying to call B on her bullshit stories.

She didn't care who she hurt in her attempt to take B down. She is not a good friend.

What the hell was that bullshit I don't panic crap from Carole? Giiiirl. Tinsley showed your ass up. Lol.

[Rosiejuliemom]

Sonja was peeing on Ramona? In addition to Ramona's cover-up?

Ewwwww.

She should have grabbed a diaper before they left.

[Straycat80]

Carole: I have a huge hippocampus 

Sonja: I have a huge vagina.

Gotta love Sonja. 

[ryebread]

CLOSE UP OF RAMONA'S EYES!

Is the left eye glass?

[KungFuBunny]

On the last day of the Cartagena trip, Carole shows she is the definition of

Hippo-Cramp-us

[Rosiejuliemom]

Sweet baby Jeebus, the Ranoodles got a mini-package!

[ShawnaLanne]

8 minutes ago, Rosiejuliemom said:

This is fabulous!

Did she? I thought she was mainly reacting to Beth saying that she had no career.

This has been done to death. But Carole had a career but as of this taping did not have one in her field.

Edited September 6, 2018 by ShawnaLanne