Farrah

[guilfoyleatpp]

I just saw Omarosa (from The Apprentice and other more recent things) on TV and I realized how much she and Farrah resemble each other. They both have long faces for one, but now they also have high, prominent cheekbones (don't know if there were implants involved or what - I think they both had reasonably high cheekbones before, but they're so similar!), full lips, and both of them seem to have very clear, smooth skin. 

Maybe it's the "I've seen the dark side" look in their eyes as well. 

[druzy]

Drita Taunts Farrah: "I'm going to put my money on hoops" ???

Edited August 14, 2018 by druzy

[druzy]

[LBS]

Why in the world would anyone co-sign on a lease with someone who had bad credit?  Jeezus - even my parents refused to co-sign my apartment leases in college for fear of being on the hook.  For the record, I was responsible but also a college student.  They would have bailed me out if I needed it but didn't want their credit to be affected if something happened.  

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

1 hour ago, LBS said:

Why in the world would anyone co-sign on a lease with someone who had bad credit?  Jeezus - even my parents refused to co-sign my apartment leases in college for fear of being on the hook.  For the record, I was responsible but also a college student.  They would have bailed me out if I needed it but didn't want their credit to be affected if something happened.  

Because famewhores gonna famewhore and hope Farrah will demand they be included in her segments. 

Idiot.

[Snarky McSnarky]

7 hours ago, druzy said:

Another Tweet says "All of Farrah’s stores are closed and the furniture store has like a month left on the lease but when people go there the lights are off."  Has this been confirmed anywhere?

[druzy]

[Snarky McSnarky]

IMDb Fun Facts:

Farrah Laurel Abraham

Birth Name:  Farrah Lynn Abraham

Nickname:  Far Bear

Height:  5' 7" (1.7 m)

Farrah Laurel Abraham is one to watch in 2018! Having started as a young reality television star on the Famed MTV's 16 & Pregnant turned international celebrity on MTV's Teen Mom, emerged as a New York Times Best Selling Author, Advocate for women empowerment, Keynote speaker, Entrepreneur (Furnished by Farrah, Sophia Laurent Children's Boutique, Froco) to name a few of her companies & Mother of 9 year old Sophia - Farrah Abraham has become an established public figure with a growing empire.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm4766272/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm

[geauxaway]

On 8/14/2018 at 12:58 PM, ghoulina said:

 

On 8/14/2018 at 12:17 AM, geauxaway said:

Preach!  I have to appear in court next month for our adoption hearing and my attorney sent me a very specific letter stating many things, including to dress appropriately.  You must show respect to the court and the judge.  Now me, being a normal human, has already planned my very nice and respectful outfit.  I’ve also been in court before and know how it goes.

Tell the truth, are you going to wear your classy court heels?

 

Well, duh!  Just praying I don’t do a digger like Jenelle did ???‍♀️

[Stusan]

1 hour ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

IMDb Fun Facts:

Farrah Laurel Abraham

Birth Name:  Farrah Lynn Abraham

Nickname:  Far Bear

Height:  5' 7" (1.7 m)

Farrah Laurel Abraham is one to watch in 2018! Having started as a young reality television star on the Famed MTV's 16 & Pregnant turned international celebrity on MTV's Teen Mom, emerged as a New York Times Best Selling Author, Advocate for women empowerment, Keynote speaker, Entrepreneur (Furnished by Farrah, Sophia Laurent Children's Boutique, Froco) to name a few of her companies & Mother of 9 year old Sophia - Farrah Abraham has become an established public figure with a growing empire.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm4766272/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm

Which just goes to show you that anyone can write their own IMDB bio. 

[DangerousMinds]

She changed her middle name?

[Snarky McSnarky]

Farrah the professional actor at work:

https://youtu.be/sDeL634ml0A

17 hours ago, druzy said:

Here's the movie's website:

http://igotthehookup2.com

Edited August 16, 2018 by Snarky McSnarky

[ginger90]

Meanwhile, Debra EMBA is posing with what looks like a trash receptacle.

[Guest]

3 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

 

Farrah the professional actor at work:

https://youtu.be/sDeL634ml0A

 

$5 her film credit will be, "Female Officer #1." 

 

35 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Meanwhile, Debra EMBA is posing with what looks like a trash receptacle.

 

Two trash receptacles but only one with nude pantyhose on.

[guilfoyleatpp]

Those look like some pretty serious support hose. 

hose.

hos

lol. 

[qtpye]

On 8/16/2018 at 4:51 PM, Giant Misfit said:

$5 her film credit will be, "Female Officer #1." 

 

Two trash receptacles but only one with nude pantyhose on.

There is really no reason to insult trash receptacles in this manner. They serve a noble purpose in our society, particularly the ones used for recycling. At this point, Debra only wishes she were valued as much as a trash can.

[kokapetl]

On 17/08/2018 at 4:51 AM, Giant Misfit said:

$5 her film credit will be, "Female Officer #1." 

 

Two trash receptacles but only one with nude pantyhose on.

Let’s not forget the cumdumpster. 

[ginger90]

Along with Cate and Tyler......

[ginger90]

Debra posted this video, and someone commented that David is creepy, and a few other things. Debra responded, “haha! Thanks for your vote of confidence. David is an awesome man. In this video he had just fallen in an accident and broke several ribs.”

 

 

Edited August 20, 2018 by ginger90

[ginger90]

[MaddyMaeboxerbabe]

Why does Debra use the hash tag Teen Mom??

 

and is Farrah wearing Kail’s “romper?”

[Guest]

There is no way I can ever see that child again and not think her name isn't Mowgli Giudice. Thanks, @kokapetl!

[ginger90]

[Marisagf]

If Farrah was fired, why is she at the VMAs?  

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

Farrah is dressed really conservatively (for Farrah). 

Her face looks really off-center.  Did she mess with it again? Or is it just easier to see when her hair isn't as voluminous? 

Edited August 21, 2018 by MyPeopleAreNordic

[TexasGal]

I know I should be happy that she dressed her daughter in clothing that doesn't expose anything and that she's not wearing heels - but damn.  I can't imagine how much she paid for that outfit to probably be custom made for her and it looks so poorly made.  When I was a kid my parent bought my clothes at Sears and Montgomery Ward and they never looked that cheap.

[ghoulina]

Sophia looks like she's getting the same fashion assistance as Catelynn.

[Snarky McSnarky]

5 hours ago, Marisagf said:

If Farrah was fired, why is she at the VMAs?  

Maybe she just hopped on the carpet for some photos like she did in France.

[druzy]

[Guest]

Quote

It's going down Nov 10th! Tickets available now.

The Showboat casino is nearby-ish for me and, if I'm not doing anything that weekend, may have to go watch this because it seems like the kind of craptastic, cheesy entertainment I'd enjoy. I'll report back if I do.

[Thorkim]

17 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Jeezus.

[christie]

14 hours ago, MaddyMaeboxerbabe said:

and is Farrah wearing Kail’s “romper?”

Well spotted. Yes she is. What struck out to me is how thin she's become; I didn't even notuce the jumpsuit until you mentioned it.

 

5 hours ago, TexasGal said:

I know I should be happy that she dressed her daughter in clothing that doesn't expose anything and that she's not wearing heels - but damn.  I can't imagine how much she paid for that outfit to probably be custom made for her and it looks so poorly made.  When I was a kid my parent bought my clothes at Sears and Montgomery Ward and they never looked that cheap.

Maybe Sophia designd it

[teapot]

21 minutes ago, christie said:

Well spotted. Yes she is. What struck out to me is how thin she's become; I didn't even notuce the jumpsuit until you mentioned it.

 

Maybe Sophia designd it

Whatever Farrah tries to make us believe (#girlbossmyass) I do not believe that child has ever had a single thought enter her head that wasn't fed to her.  If she *were* that talented, it'd be amazing.  I'll bet money that she's not.

[christie]

42 minutes ago, teapot said:

Whatever Farrah tries to make us believe (#girlbossmyass) I do not believe that child has ever had a single thought enter her head that wasn't fed to her.  If she *were* that talented, it'd be amazing.  I'll bet money that she's not.

Oh, I agree with you. I should have put designed in quotation marks since I'm sure Sophia's contributtion didn't extend further than "I want shorts," or "I want something blue," or "I want flowers." 

[druzy]

Farrah posting as Sophia.

  

[galaxychaser]

2 hours ago, Thorkim said:

Jeezus.

Sophia has no neck. 

2 hours ago, Thorkim said:

Jeezus.

Sophia has no neck. 

[Guest]

"Upright humanist." 

[geauxaway]

Sofia’s dress is awful.  All I can see is 9 year old side boob and one twist or turn away from a nip slip.  Totes cool if you are playing dress up at home, but why again is she going to the profanity and adult content laden VMA’s????  

[druzy]

[kicksave]

Farrah claims she is going to be doing a dating show for MTV...all I can say is why MTV, why?

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

17 hours ago, Giant Misfit said:

"Upright humanist." 

Did Farrah Sophia mean "humanitarian"? I don't think humanist means what you think it does, Farrah Sophia. 

Of course, color me shocked that "Sophia" writes social media posts in Farrah-word-salad style. /eye roll

I really hope Sophia finds the "Raised by narcissists" subreddit on Reddit soon.  

Edited August 22, 2018 by MyPeopleAreNordic

[Snarky McSnarky]

This is a joke, right?  Farrah shouldn't be within 30 miles of a boxing ring.  

[kokapetl]

13 hours ago, druzy said:

Did she get a new set of teeth?

[Guest]

46 minutes ago, kokapetl said:

Did she get a new set of teeth?

Yes, apparently in size XL. 

In that interview, when asked if she was dating anyone, Farrah answers, "I don't want a sidepiece...whatever that is." Which would be like me answering the question, "Do you know how to play any Beethoven on the piano?" with, "I ate a magnifying glass...there's a winch in my electrical socket." 

Also, on introducing fat into her diet so she can train for her boxing match, "I've gained 50% more muscle." (She looks exactly the same as last year.)

When asked (I think) what Teen Mom is like without her, she claims it's like watching Girl, Interrupted—a film which she has clearly never seen beyond the title credits, if that. 

[teapot]

45 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

 

In that interview, when asked if she was dating anyone, Farrah answers, "I don't want a sidepiece...whatever that is." Which would be like me answering the question, "Do you know how to play any Beethoven on the piano?" with, "I ate a magnifying glass...there's a winch in my electrical socket." 

 

and *why* am I sitting here alone in my cubicle laughing hysterically like a freaking crazy person?  hmmmm, who knows????

[AirQuotes]

On FB, the Furnished by Farrah ratings are 2.4 out of 5.  https://www.facebook.com/pg/FurnishedByFarrah/reviews/?ref=page_internal

Here are a few of the reviews:

"Recently found this store and was super excited to visit, as I am a recent transplant who needs to furnish her home. When I visited, the staff treated me disrespectfully right off the bat. I was interested in buying a sofa, but the staff basically treated me like I was some peasant, reminding me that all sales are final and do not discount prices...I was like, um, okay, I never asked if they were returnable or discounted...the sales person then scoffed at me, rolled her eyes, and proceeded to turn her back and walk away. Incredibly unprofessional. I walked right out of the store. Do not give these people your business, unless you like to be ripped off and treated like crap."

"My best friend just moved to the near by area and thought it would be a cool experience to shop for furniture that was much needed at Farrah's store... however she was sadly let down... the staff was very rude, she was asked if she had a budget for their store or was celebrity seeking... and honestly she has more than enough to shop at the over priced garbage store that Farrah had opened... they are a rip off and so disrespectful... what a shame!"

[kokapetl]

3 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

This is a joke, right?  Farrah shouldn't be within 30 miles of a boxing ring.  

Attention Farrah: expect spitting.

[Marisagf]

This made me laugh!  Follow this link  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_music_considered_the_worst   and scroll down for this:

My Teenage Dream Ended, Farrah Abraham (2012) 

Multiple publications such as The Atlantic, The Fader, Noisey, Jezebel, and The Guardian have described Teen Mom star & porn actress Farrah Abraham's debut album My Teenage Dream Ended as an album that catapulted her to Internet infamy. When discussing the worst lyrics from its only single "Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom", a writer for Entertainment Weekly wrote, "Vocal effects are applied so thickly that you can’t really understand a word Abraham is yelping. Blessing in disguise?" Some critics have lauded the record's indescribable sound as "brilliantly baffling and alienating", while others have stated that it will make the listener "want to kill [themself]."

[knitta please]

On 8/20/2018 at 10:17 PM, ginger90 said:

Dipped in grease, sleaze, delusions of grandeur, overwhelming denial, and jizz.

I sometimes wonder what Mowgli's future will be like. The OG Mowgli fared better than this one could possibly hope for. I was a bit confused during her groady makeup tutorial (she disrespected an expensive brush, used her clothing to blend, wipe, and clean her brush WTAF.) when it looked like her whore-flea-bag "mother" appeared to be posing nude behind her. Maybe it was a nude toned dress, but it probably wasn't. 

I am going to watch the boxing match because I want to see Farrah get beat the fuck up. I have wanted to see that for years and it will be so nice to see her get punched out. 

Ugh, I truly hate her. She fills me with irrational rage.

[druzy]

She scares me