Farrah

[ginger90]

This is from In Touch. The page is annoying so here's a quote from it,

“On her wish list was a jacuzzi, golf cart, her Apple computer that she wanted, and a miniature horse,” she told In Touch, exclusively. “So it’s been a lot to prep for each gift. As a mom, I checked off all of that and some stuff from her store.”

[CofCinci]

Sophia gets a horse and Catelynn didn't?!  

[ginger90]

1 hour ago, CofCinci said:

Sophia gets a horse and Catelynn didn't?!  

Yet......we'll see!!

[druzy]

Sophia got a pink golf cart

 

 

 

Edited December 26, 2016 by druzy

[druzy]

[ginger90]

And a pony.....

[Brooklynista]

6 hours ago, druzy said:

Sophia got a pink golf cart

 

 

 

 

3 hours ago, ginger90 said:

And a pony.....

Shit. Can Farrah adopt me? I think I'm old enough to stave off the effects of an awkward parent trying to placate me w gifts.

[ghoulina]

That is one extravagant gift for a kid. Makes the $35 scooter I got my 8-year-old pale in comparison. 

What's the law on kids driving those golf cart things around? I live out in BFE Iowa and everyone out here has golf carts. Or riding lawn mowers. You'll see more of those two on the road than cars. I've seen kids out here racing around on ATVs and even a couple on a mower, but I don't think I've ever seen one driving a golf cart. 

[Miss Chevious]

Poor Sophia. She's being spoiled faster than a pile of bananas left out in the sun. The problem becomes how to follow that up with more and more extravagant gifts every year to buy her love. At the rate Farrah's going Sophia will have a Mercedes by the time she's 10 and a chauffeur to go with it! So sad, really. Ironic that a child on a reality show has no concept of reality, thanks to well-meaning but over-indulgent parent and/or grandparents.

[EmeraldGirl]

Is that horse living at the house? A young child driving on the street and a farm animal in the yard. This isn't Beverly Hills - neighbors are gonna pull the plug on that shit. 

[Brooklynista]

I bet Sofia would have been thrilled with a quiet Christmas with her and mom bumming around in pajamas making stove top smores and watching a Christmas Story. None of the extravagance, no hoopla, just Farrah doing normal single  mom shit focusing of Soph.

[FairyDusted]

Sadly, I don't think that will ever happen. Describes my day pretty accurately.  

[GreatKazu]

1 hour ago, EmeraldGirl said:

Is that horse living at the house? A young child driving on the street and a farm animal in the yard. This isn't Beverly Hills - neighbors are gonna pull the plug on that shit. 

Farrah's neighbor already hates her for the barking dog.

[CofCinci]

11 hours ago, ghoulina said:

That is one extravagant gift for a kid. Makes the $35 scooter I got my 8-year-old pale in comparison. 

What's the law on kids driving those golf cart things around? I live out in BFE Iowa and everyone out here has golf carts. Or riding lawn mowers. You'll see more of those two on the road than cars. I've seen kids out here racing around on ATVs and even a couple on a mower, but I don't think I've ever seen one driving a golf cart. 

They live in a private luxury community where most have golf carts. The cart is probably more of a gift for the entire family than the kid.  Poor Michael. You know he's the one who will be stuck driving Sophia to the community pool in that Barbie golf cart. 

[zenme]

Yeah. Ok picking up mini pony shit from the backyard.

[ginger90]

MTV employees have to use a porta potty but there was a pony in the house. Love that!

[teapot]

23 hours ago, Miss Chevious said:

Poor Sophia. She's being spoiled faster than a pile of bananas left out in the sun. The problem becomes how to follow that up with more and more extravagant gifts every year to buy her love. At the rate Farrah's going Sophia will have a Mercedes by the time she's 10 and a chauffeur to go with it! So sad, really. Ironic that a child on a reality show has no concept of reality, thanks to well-meaning but over-indulgent parent and/or grandparents.

hey, come on now, Farrah's making her "run a store."   Soph's working for her lifestyle!!! I'm just glad the poor thing got Christmas day off!!

[qtpye]

I don't think Farrah's extravagant gifts are about Sophia's happiness.  They are to show off how rich and successful her mother is and how much better Farrah is then the average Joe or Jane.  This is the same woman who claimed "My daughter has her own life and I have mine." when Sophia was two.

This is also the same woman who pretended to buy a sports cars and said she was paid "millions" for her porn....uh, sex tape.  We later found out it was in the contract that she got the standard fee of 10K and no royalties.

It is all superficial with Farrah.  I actually feel sorry for Sophia.

[Snarky McSnarky]

@qtpye, I was going to say basically the same thing.  Farrah gives Sophia over-the-top presents and hundreds of dollars from the tooth fairy (on camera at least) just so she can rub the jealous haters' noses in her supposed wealth.  If she is independently wealthy and no longer in the skin business, why is she still flying around the U.S. hosting parties at sleazy strip joints gentlemen's clubs?

[SPLAIN]

Did she buy those gifts or are they gifts from Farrah's fans? Didn't Farrah have a list of items she wanted and had it posted on her Twitter? Sort of a GoFundMe type of request. I seem to recall a link here to some article about this. I am also thinking it might be "gifts" from the guys she has encountered in the strip clubs.

However those gifts came to be, Amber and Farrah are both the same in that they are showing off their money and showing what wonderful mothers they are by showing the material things their kids receive from them. I pity those kids.

Edited December 28, 2016 by SPLAIN

[OtterReality]

"TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES IN MY HOUSE!" but a pony is perfectly fine *eyeroll

Kind of funny: on her snapchat yesterday she had a video of the pony inside, scratching its head on the piano and she says "AWW! Starburst is itching on the piano!" in that cutesy, baby voice and then she says "Starburst, stop itching on the piano." in her bitchy adult voice. haha

[Snarky McSnarky]

Another beautiful horse that will languish away in a rented stable once the novelty has worn off.

[qtpye]

As I recall Farrah could not even maintain her pet dogs...I hope that horse finds a good home one day.

[Snarky McSnarky]

If anyone is interested, here's a blogger's summary of Farrah's recent appearance at a strip club.  Apparently, she didn't have to do much aside from hanging out in an inaccessible VIP area.  But there was a bit of drama:

Headquarters' PR, a very nice woman named Marie, ran up and whispered that Farrah's skirts were not behaving at all. Seconds later, Abraham scurried past me to the bathroom with a bevy of rattled attendants following behind, including a large male escort to deflect curious reporters. She'd suffered a vagina-flashing wardrobe malfunction that kept her in the bathroom for 20 minutes of her scheduled three-hour hosting gig, pinning things up nice and tight.

http://www.oxygen.com/very-real/i-spent-the-holidays-with-farrah-abraham-at-a-strip-club

[GreatKazu]

Farrah isn't going to let you see her labia for free unless you pay. Unlike Amber and Maci.

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

4 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

Farrah isn't going to let you see her labia for free unless you pay. Unlike Amber and Maci.

Can't knock the girl's hustle, that's for sure. I wish Amber and Cate would get just a smudge of her hustle (but no forays into adult industry for them, please).

[hatchetgirl]

I'm sorry but Sophia looks like Chaka!

[Polliwollidoodle]

On 12/27/2016 at 7:41 PM, Brooklynista said:

I bet Sofia would have been thrilled with a quiet Christmas with her and mom bumming around in pajamas making stove top smores and watching a Christmas Story. None of the extravagance, no hoopla, just Farrah doing normal single  mom shit focusing of Soph.

This times 1000. So sad and so basic  and SO TRUE.

[guilfoyleatpp]

On 12/28/2016 at 7:43 AM, teapot said:

hey, come on now, Farrah's making her "run a store."   Soph's working for her lifestyle!!! I'm just glad the poor thing got Christmas day off!!

Everyone has to work! That escorting money isn't going to launder itself!

I'm totally jelly. I don't think I could stomach the work she has to do in order to make that dough. 

[Snarky McSnarky]

Farrah rated her own froyo shop on Google Reviews:

"This is an Awesome Froyo location, it's fun and has free events, Coba the mascot is awesome the children love him, the sunglasses are sold out a lot and Farrah the owner is a celebrity so of course this is one of the best frozen yogurt brands in america. They have drawing boards, drinks, coffee, tea togo and healthy options of frozen yogurt like no sugar added or non fat or gluten free! check it out in person forget all the cyber bullies who are jealous! #HARDWORK pays off! GO FARRAH !"

[ghoulina]

Oh, the sunglasses are sold out a lot???? That place must be amazing! Let me head right over. 

[DangerousMinds]

How does the owner of a business being a "celebrity" has anything to do with a product's quality?

[leighroda]

Yeah, I won't even go in a yogurt shop if their sunglasses are average.

[ghoulina]

I also won't go into a yogurt shop that doesn't offer tea togo. I assume that's something really exotic and I need to stand out, with my sold out sunglasses. 

[GreatKazu]

Tea togo? But what if I want to drink my teathere?

[Uncle JUICE]

This sounds dumb, but is tea togo an actual thing? Or is it only the least offensive affront to the English language in her latest un-proofread copy? Like have i become so accustomed or callous to the depths of her stupidity that I don't even register that she could have just smashed "to go" together and not picked up on it? Seriously, aren't there a staff of people working on this website and her various ventures? Does she demand editorial control, to her great detriment, or is she ACTUALLY doing all of this stuff on her own? It's mindboggling. 

23 hours ago, DangerousMinds said:

How does the owner of a business being a "celebrity" has anything to do with a product's quality?

What, like Guy Fieri's food isn't awesome?!?!? Is that what you're saying, that Americans might be susceptible to a vastly inferior product so long as its spokesperson has some level of fame associated with it? That's ridiculous. It's not like we'd ever fall for that! Next thing you'll be telling me we'll elect a reality show host to hold some sort of minor public office. Hahhahaha! Jeff Probst for freeholder! RIDICULOUS!

--Sincerely, October, 2016.  

[guilfoyleatpp]

So she is actually selling the sunglasses that are usually freebies?

Dang.

[TexasGal]

Kinda half honest question, half snark - does frozen yogurt generally contain gluten?!  Unless it has bits of cookie or something in it why would it have gluten?

[Uncle JUICE]

Just now, TexasGal said:

Kinda half honest question, half snark - does frozen yogurt generally contain gluten?!  Unless it has bits of cookie or something in it why would it have gluten?

I thought the same thing, but was too lazy to google it! 

[DangerousMinds]

31 minutes ago, TexasGal said:

Kinda half honest question, half snark - does frozen yogurt generally contain gluten?!  Unless it has bits of cookie or something in it why would it have gluten?

I think it depends on the flavor.

[AmyFarrahFowler]

On 1/5/2017 at 8:18 AM, leighroda said:

Yeah, I won't even go in a yogurt shop if their sunglasses are average.

@leighroda-thanks for that much needed laugh today. I could actually hear you saying it!

[ginger90]

Sophia's horse

https://mobile.twitter.com/F1abraham/status/817525608485949442/video/1

[GreatKazu]

Where does Farrah keep the horse? Outside or at a stable? 

[Snarky McSnarky]

Unbelievable.  Of course Farrah knows everything about horses, and nobody can tell her anything.  So the poor horse gets to suffer in that ridiculous environment just so Farrah can show off to total strangers on social media.  

[Marisagf]

Why is that horse inside her house?????  #FreeStarburst

[iheartla]

That horse looks so fucking sad... It's affect and those eyes. I can't blame you, Starburst. 

[CofCinci]

Can that type of horse be trained to not shit/piss in the house?  If so, I want one too!

[leighroda]

Be careful what you say about keeping a horse in the house... or catelynn is going to be all over that, for a week until she ships it to aprils.

[ginger90]

I posted a while ago about a Being Debra show and about Deb entering the music business. ....

Debra Danielsen @ddanielsen

Dec 29

@Madison_Rebecca It will be when the MTV special airs. Sometime in February I think. iTunes will have "Debz OG" Rap then too

[leighroda]

Oh dear god, I wish I thought this was sarcasm