Farrah

[starfire]

LOL. Yeah right, I can picture it now.

6-year-old Sophia:  "Mom, I absolutely love this community. I just wish there were higher-quality clothing and accessories for kids. I also wish the community that I love had the most innovative new toys and educational games. What can I do to help?"

Farrah: "You are so amazing, Sophia, and so far beyond your years! How about you open your own boutique? I can help finance it with my ass-mold revenue. Since you are a born TV star and celebrity, you will have an immediate customer base. I will get right on this. I am so proud of you! Your Daddy Derek would be so proud too!" *starts sobbing*

[Yolo]

I'm sitting here watching teen mom OG and seriously Farrah really needs help, someone needs to beat those duck lips off her face and last but certainly not least PEOPLE NEEED TO ACTUALLY CHECK HER SIMPLE ASS!!!!!! I'm soo sick of her smart mouth funny looking self!!!

Edited September 23, 2016 by Yolo

[Uncle JUICE]

On 9/17/2016 at 10:33 PM, Snarky McSnarky said:

More exceptional grammar by college educated Farrah:

Sophia Laurent was a born TV star now celebrity whom loves her community and saw a need to bring higher quality clothing lines, accessories and the most innovative new toys and educational games to the community.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/sophia-laurent-lakeway

Fucking top notch sentence there. How do you not read that sentence aloud and immediately realize WHOM is wrong? I'm no grammar nazi, but come on. WHOM LOVES HER COMMUNITY. WTF.

[poopchute]

I guess Farrah is taking a page out of Maci's playbook: berating and browbeating a man into proposing to you.  I'm sure most men love being yelled at about not proposing at the right time.  Sorry Farrah but if you're traditional in the sense that you want to wait for a man to propose to you then you have to do exactly that: wait for him to propose. You can't force him to do it when you want him to.  She is such garbage.

[Snarky McSnarky]

Her Hollywood Hills townhouse didn't sell, so she's trying to rent it (again).  The property manager is Simon Saran.

http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3300-Barham-Blvd-102-Los-Angeles-CA-90068/111371921_zpid/

[ghoulina]

5 hours ago, Uncle JUICE said:

Fucking top notch sentence there. How do you not read that sentence aloud and immediately realize WHOM is wrong? I'm no grammar nazi, but come on. WHOM LOVES HER COMMUNITY. WTF.

And using "community" twice in one sentence. Egads. 

 

3 hours ago, poopchute said:

I guess Farrah is taking a page out of Maci's playbook: berating and browbeating a man into proposing to you.  I'm sure most men love being yelled at about not proposing at the right time.  Sorry Farrah but if you're traditional in the sense that you want to wait for a man to propose to you then you have to do exactly that: wait for him to propose. You can't force him to do it when you want him to.  She is such garbage.

It really shows the depths of her delusion, that she thought she could go ahead and buy the ring and the proposal would just follow. Then we come to find out that Simon didn't even want to work with that jeweler, because he found them overpriced. So not only is she trying to force a proposal, SHE'S deciding how much he should spend. 

[lasandi]

I added Simon to my snap chat because I read that he was doing commentary on the latest episode of Teen Mom OG.  Well he didn't disappoint.  It was more like a roast of the cast of characters.  He was probably a little drunk because I have never seen him so animated.  It was actually funny.  He was playing the episode as he commented.  When looking at Farrah 's face on the screen he said, "baby, what did you do to your face" while he was laughing out loud.  If Farrah got wind of this then it's probably part of the reason she goes ballistic about him in this week's coming attractions.  

[charmed1]

53 minutes ago, lasandi said:

I added Simon to my snap chat because I read that he was doing commentary on the latest episode of Teen Mom OG.  Well he didn't disappoint.  It was more like a roast of the cast of characters.  He was probably a little drunk because I have never seen him so animated.  It was actually funny.  He was playing the episode as he commented.  When looking at Farrah 's face on the screen he said, "baby, what did you do to your face" while he was laughing out loud.  If Farrah got wind of this then it's probably part of the reason she goes ballistic about him in this week's coming attractions.  

Oh really??? Tell me more.

[lasandi]

1 hour ago, charmed1 said:

Oh really??? Tell me more.

You can add him to snap chat using the name king5imon.   He pokes fun at Matt and Amber, Macy and her guy, Tyler, Debra.  The only one he didn't razz on was Gary.  I am sure all the others hate him.  Lol I myself like this Simon way better than the bitch slapped version on teen mom.  He really didn't say anything nasty, he said what we all have said. He said Macy is the girl who didn't know she was pregnant as she slammed down beers all day.  He also said Farrah decided to get lip injections right before the shoot.  Laughing all the while he was talking.  Nothing was not the truth.  Check it out if you can.  But hurry because I think the stories only last 24 hours then disappear.  

Edited September 21, 2016 by lasandi

[starfire]

15 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Her Hollywood Hills townhouse didn't sell, so she's trying to rent it (again).  The property manager is Simon Saran.

http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3300-Barham-Blvd-102-Los-Angeles-CA-90068/111371921_zpid/

I can't keep up with how often these people move. Did her house in Texas ever sell? Is she living in yet another house or did she move back to the one in Texas?

[Snarky McSnarky]

7 hours ago, starfire said:

I can't keep up with how often these people move. Did her house in Texas ever sell? Is she living in yet another house or did she move back to the one in Texas?

She's still in the house in Texas.  It was back on the market until recently, when she again removed the listing.  Nobody wants to pay what she thinks her properties are worth.

[ginger90]

For your entertainment: http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/farrah-abraham-spinoff-114183

[toodywoody]

fuck no!

[CofCinci]

Would you watch a Farrah spin-off?!

Nope.

[teapot]

12 minutes ago, CofCinci said:

 

Nope.

I would hate-watch the shit out of it, and then come here & dissect it and laugh with you all!!

[Emmierose]

I watched one of the reunion shows today, the one with Debra and Michael wearing Team Farrah shirts and Debra had the pom poms.  Man. What a CRAZY family they are.  Debra is clearly unhinged here and Drew is all about it.  He asks her questions while smirking.  Debra wants people to know the "truth" about how someone took advantage of Farrah and how hard it was for her to hear Ryan and Tyler discuss Farrah being a porn star.  She insisted Farrah wasn't intentionally involved in that sex tape but turned it around to benefit her.  Yeah, okay there Deb you psycho nut job.  She is scary as shit.  I've watched this show since the very beginning from 16 and Pregnant and it finally dawned on me who the fuck Debra reminds me of...It's Piper Laurie as Carrie's mother in the original Carrie.   The slap in the face in the car for the "anti-Christ attitude", and the crazy eyes and blank stare while talking about shit.  I don't excuse Farrah for her behaviors, but for the love of all that is holy, can you even IMAGINE growing up with Debra as your mother?  That's some seriously fucked up shit. 

Edited September 23, 2016 by Emmierose

[Marisagf]

19 hours ago, ginger90 said:

For your entertainment: http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/farrah-abraham-spinoff-114183

Does Farrah know what a spin-off is?  A talk show wouldn't be a spin-off of Teen Mom.  And isn't that what your podcast is?  The only spin-off would be something like "Being Farrah".  We already seen everything you can do, so I don't think there is much left to show.

Edited September 23, 2016 by Marisagf
Missing a word.

[MissMel]

From this episode's Ptv story:

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Farrah and Simon are having "therapy" with Dr. Jenn, and Farrah has gotten a new round of lip injections for the occasion. Jenn questions Farrah about the insane decision to buy her own engagement ring and then tell Simon to propose, and when it becomes clear that no one is going to take her side on this and tell her how amazing she is, Farrah resorts to her standby: the elaborate fake cry, and then the walkout. You know, I didn't want to watch single Farrah on Couples Therapy then, and I still don't want to watch it now. If we have to get some kind of sideways pilot, can't it be for Farrah joining Vanderpump Rules and getting eaten alive by the staff? That I'd watch.

Ok, what's it going to take to make this shitshow happen? I think I need Farrah on Vanderpump Rules. Stassi would own Farrah. Scheana would make Farrah's head explode. It would be awesome to see Farrah and Kristen interact with each other. It would be like watching those two meet someone from their own species for the very first time in their natural habitat. We would also need Laura-Leigh to come back. Farrah and Laura-Leigh would drive Jax to short circuit and blow his mind. I'd watch that over and over at least a ba-million-jillion times, in slow motion.  I don't think Arianna could handle "being above" Farrah either. I'm not sure who would get injured in the camera time contest between Simon and DJ Muppet Baby though. It would be a great opportunity for Farrah!

[teapot]

8 minutes ago, MissMel said:

From this episode's Ptv story:

Ok, what's it going to take to make this shitshow happen? I think I need Farrah on Vanderpump Rules. Stassi would own Farrah. Scheana would make Farrah's head explode. It would be awesome to see Farrah and Kristen interact with each other. It would be like watching those two meet someone from their own species for the very first time in their natural habitat. We would also need Laura-Leigh to come back. Farrah and Laura-Leigh would drive Jax to short circuit and blow his mind. I'd watch that over and over at least a ba-million-jillion times, in slow motion.  I don't think Arianna could handle "being above" Farrah either. I'm not sure who would get injured in the camera time contest between Simon and DJ Muppet Baby though. It would be a great opportunity for Farrah!

and Katie actually has a decent vocabulary, so she'd be telling Farrah that her verbal vomit makes no sense!!!

[ReadMeLattice]

15 hours ago, Emmierose said:

I watched one of the reunion shows today, the one with Debra and Michael wearing Team Farrah shirts and Debra had the pom poms.  Man. What a CRAZY family they are.  Debra is clearly unhinged here and Drew is all about it.  He asks her questions while smirking.  Debra wants people to know the "truth" about how someone took advantage of Farrah and how hard it was for her to hear Ryan and Tyler discuss Farrah being a porn star.  She insisted Farrah wasn't intentionally involved in that sex tape but turned it around to benefit her.  Yeah, okay there Deb you psycho nut job.  She is scary as shit.  I've watched this show since the very beginning from 16 and Pregnant and it finally dawned on me who the fuck Debra reminds me of...It's Piper Laurie as Carrie's mother in the original Carrie.   The slap in the face in the car for the "anti-Christ attitude", and the crazy eyes and blank stare while talking about shit.  I don't excuse Farrah for her behaviors, but for the love of all that is holy, can you even IMAGINE growing up with Debra as your mother?  That's some seriously fucked up shit. 

I totally agree. Debra was always enormously abusive and just holds it back now because Farrah pays for her plastic surgery. I'll never forget in 16&P when Debra screamed at Farrah that she had an Antichrist attitude before smacking her on national TV. Because assault is Christian. #crazyeyes

Edited September 23, 2016 by Lm2162

[Rebecca]

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 so many shows only show bits and pieces and they don’t really show who I am and everything that I can do

Ew, no one wants to see more of you, Farrah. And we've seen more than enough of what you "can do" to last a lifetime.

Edited September 23, 2016 by Rebecca

[ghoulina]

I want to see Jax try to date Farrah! That would be so fucking hilarious. 

[MissMel]

Damn, I'm watching the Steve Harvey Show. I just love him. There's 3 women there discussing various topics. Farrah letting Sophia wear makeup was one of them. None of them knew much more than the principal called about Soph's makeup. Some laughter and the usual dumbfounded sarcastic comments that happen when anything Farrah is involved. Steve made a good point about someone needing to mother Farrah so that she could, in turn, mother Sophia [more appropriately/sufficiently]. Then one lady piped up and added 'where's the father? My daddy used to tell me...'   Now come on, this panel knew of Teen Mom Farrah, Sophia, the makeup incident at school, and 16&Pregnant. How did they not know about Daddy Derrick and the fact that he passed away? The lady even went on to ask about other family members, and wondering where they were. It was like they all thought Farrah was 17, completely alone, with a 7 year old. Or something. 

People! The few quips were funny but damnit Steve Harvey Show Panel, you missed the really insane stuff this family has to offer. Trust me, I don't pride myself for my Farrah and Fam knowledge but seriously, this makeup thing was nothing compared to the big picture that is Farrah and her shitshow. 

[ginger90]

https://gethired.com/m/apply/174af113-11b2-49b1-a2e8-03a6615eee26

Who writes this stuff ?

[SPLAIN]

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when Debra screamed at Farrah that she had an Antichrist attitude before smacking her on national TV.

@Lm2162 oh, when Debra back-handed her on the shoulder.  Just clarifying because others seem to think Farrah was slapped in her face, but she wasn't.

Farrah is an abuser as well. Her emotional and mental abuse is dished out to everyone around her. It is only time before she starts giving it to Sinister Sophia when she is old enough to start giving her mother a hard time.

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Then one lady piped up and added 'where's the father? My daddy used to tell me...'   Now come on, this panel knew of Teen Mom Farrah, Sophia, the makeup incident at school, and 16&Pregnant. How did they not know about Daddy Derrick

Maybe they were asking where was Farrah's father in all of that mess not Sophia's dad?

[ReadMeLattice]

7 minutes ago, SPLAIN said:

@Lm2162 oh, when Debra back-handed her on the shoulder.  Just clarifying because others seem to think Farrah was slapped in her face, but she wasn't.

Farrah is an abuser as well. Her emotional and mental abuse is dished out to everyone around her. It is only time before she starts giving it to Sinister Sophia when she is old enough to start giving her mother a hard time.

Maybe they were asking where was Farrah's father in all of that mess not Sophia's dad?

I don't think anybody said she was slapped in the face? I do believe assault is assault and if she did that on TV, she assaulted her much more at home. The other thing that scared me about that was her screaming about Christianity in the same scene--we can see the likely 'tone' of Farrah's interactions in which she was bullied out of having an abortion, which I consider highly invasive and abusive. You can't bully someone into a religion. I also believe the police were correct in arresting her and that she was threatening them/others in the home with a knife (she came to the door with it and would not put it down immediately when the cops asked). Debra certainly seems to have BPD or NPD, as does Farrah. These personality disorders often come in mother-daughter pairs, or father-son.

Yes, Farrah is abusive now, as is often the case with children who were abused. Debra was likely abused as well, just statistically speaking. It is almost always a cycle. You have to work to break out of it. I was severely abused as a child and so was my abusive parent; I went to therapy early to combat my past and confront the abuse so I wouldn't continue to be so severely affected by it or become abusive as a partner or parent. I was also educated and not on television, however, so I had some advantages. I see it as a two-forked road with different options. Unfortunately, Farrah has gone 'in the other direction,' by choice and circumstance. I fear for Sophia because her mother and grandmother are both highly volatile, ill, and abusive, and they are her two main guardians.

Edited September 27, 2016 by Lm2162

[SPLAIN]

I am a child of the 70s and a parent back-handing a teen on their shoulder, pinching them on their arm, swatting them with a slipper on their behind, and a whole lot more was quite the norm for that era and never looked upon as abuse. I saw a lot of my friends receiving a good whack on their butts for making the mistake of talking back to their parent. I was raised in a home where consequences were dished out, not physical punishment.

Whatever Deb's parents dished out to her when she was growing up was likely viewed as consequences and punishment and not abuse. Deb then raised her children the same way. Did it get out of hand? Of course. No one stated otherwise. What matters is Deb has broken that cycle by getting the help she needed. I can't say the same for Farrah.

Stopping here because I don't want to go in a circle and have the mods come in.

Edited September 27, 2016 by SPLAIN

[ginger90]

Just wanted to say, Debra made contact with Farrah in that scene. So, it wasn't assault, it was battery. Unless I am messing up the terms, then, never mind !!

[Snarky McSnarky]

2 hours ago, ginger90 said:

https://gethired.com/m/apply/174af113-11b2-49b1-a2e8-03a6615eee26

Who writes this stuff ?

I have a feeling Debra wrote it because she has that Executive MBA.  Also, If Farrah or Michael had written it, there would be at least one grammatical error in every sentence.

I found F & S by Farrah on LinkedIn.  This is definitely Farrah's word salad:

F&S By Farrah Inc.

My public services, brand of my brands, Independent contractor to other companies, development , and shaping the world for top success.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/farrahabraham

Edited September 27, 2016 by Snarky McSnarky

[Snarky McSnarky]

Debra is already scaring customers away from Farrah's furniture store.  Apparently, Sophia and Michael were there as well.  Too bad the review isn't currently recommended.

I walked in with 2 friends yesterday for the "soft opening." I was greeted at the door by a lady named Debra. She tried telling us about all the furniture and everything they had and we all just wanted her to leave us alone. She had no idea what she was talking about. There was another little girl in there as well that looked like she just seen a ghost. I was approached by a man named Michael after Debra left us alone. He asked us some questions and was really nice to speak to. He also was the only one that seemed to have a clue. He found out I was a real estate agent and in looking forward to working with him for my staging. Michael is the only reason this business got 2 stars. There wasn't even pricing on the furniture. When we were leaving Debra tried speaking with us again and we snuck out before she started rambling again.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/furnished-by-farrah-lakeway

[GreatKazu]

22 minutes ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Debra is already scaring customers away from Farrah's furniture store.  Apparently, Sophia and Michael were there as well.  Too bad the review isn't currently recommended.

I walked in with 2 friends yesterday for the "soft opening." I was greeted at the door by a lady named Debra. She tried telling us about all the furniture and everything they had and we all just wanted her to leave us alone. She had no idea what she was talking about. There was another little girl in there as well that looked like she just seen a ghost. I was approached by a man named Michael after Debra left us alone. He asked us some questions and was really nice to speak to. He also was the only one that seemed to have a clue. He found out I was a real estate agent and in looking forward to working with him for my staging. Michael is the only reason this business got 2 stars. There wasn't even pricing on the furniture. When we were leaving Debra tried speaking with us again and we snuck out before she started rambling again.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/furnished-by-farrah-lakeway

That review seems shady. I think the person damn well knows who she was dealing with at that soft opening.

"There was another little girl in there as well"...Another little girl? Who was the first? What does the ghost comment even mean? Sophia had a look of horror in her eyes?

"He found out I was a real estate agent and in looking forward to working with him for my staging." Reads like Farrah wrote this sentence. Terrible. And they are a supposed real estate agent? If this is true, smdh.

[druzy]

1 hour ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

I found F & S by Farrah on LinkedIn.  This is definitely Farrah's word salad:

F&S By Farrah Inc.

My public services, brand of my brands, Independent contractor to other companies, development , and shaping the world for top success.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/farrahabraham

My public services, brand of my brands.............................

What is she talking about?

[Polliwollidoodle]

1 hour ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

oo bad the review isn't currently I walked in with 2 friends yesterday for the "soft opening." I was greeted at the door by a lady named Debra. She tried telling us about all the furniture and everything they had and we all just wanted her to leave us alone. She had no idea what she was talking about. There was another little girl in there as well that looked like she just seen a ghost. I was approached by a man named Michael after Debra left us alone. He asked us some questions and was really nice to speak to. He also was the only one that seemed to have a clue. He found out I was a real estate agent and in looking forward to working with him for my staging. Michael is the only reason this business got 2 stars. There wasn't even pricing on the furniture. When we were leaving Debra tried speaking with us again and we snuck out before she started rambling again.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/furnished-by-farrah-lakeway

 

 

 

agree that this "review" seems awfully staged. It's conceivable but really when you go into a store do you really get everyon'e's name and decide that you will use them for staging homes.........when it's taken such work to find out prices and all?

I think not.

 

 

[ReadMeLattice]

Both Debra and Farrah seem deeply psychologically abusive and disturbed to me. Beyond the physical issues, every time I see them interact it has always been abusive. Bullying your teen daughter out of an abortion is abusive. The yelling and screaming they both do is abusive. The manipulation they both use is abusive. The putdowns Farrah uses are abusive. She also escalates issues pretty immediately. Threatening someobe with a knife is abusive. Combined with the faux Christianity and the extreme sexualization-- both have extensive plastic surgery, which Farrah pays for with her porn money (I firmly believe her parents encouraged the deal and profited off of it) and are hugely superficial-- I would honestly guess both of them were sexually abused as children or something, though I don't really know. The psychological damage there is deeeeep. All I know is, I don't want whatever's in their genes or their histories. 

Every time I hear one of them talk it's like some sort of Twilight Zone crazy town creepville. 

As for the furniture store, I can't imagine anyone having to deal with a female member of their family wanting to patronize their business again...

Edited September 28, 2016 by Lm2162

[Chris Knight]

2 hours ago, druzy said:

My public services, brand of my brands.............................

What is she talking about?

This is the absolute worst thing I have ever seen on LinkedIn. It sounds like a grade schooler wrote it. Just awful. 

[MargeGunderson]

11 hours ago, ChicagoChris said:

This is the absolute worst thing I have ever seen on LinkedIn. It sounds like a grade schooler wrote it. Just awful. 

It's like a buzzword bingo card.

[leighroda]

14 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

That review seems shady. I think the person damn well knows who she was dealing with at that soft opening.

"There was another little girl in there as well"...Another little girl? Who was the first? What does the ghost comment even mean? Sophia had a look of horror in her eyes?

"He found out I was a real estate agent and in looking forward to working with him for my staging." Reads like Farrah wrote this sentence. Terrible. And they are a supposed real estate agent? If this is true, smdh.

I agree, it reads to me as someone who knew exactly who they were but was trying to sound like they just stumbled upon the business.  I don't think Debra and Michael would just be on the sales floor (with Sophia wondering around), I feel like they see themselves as "above" that... Like if they had been there it would be more of a meet and greet situation to allow us commoners to come marvel at the success. 

[Uncle JUICE]

15 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

 

F&S By Farrah Inc.

My public services, brand of my brands, Independent contractor to other companies, development , and shaping the world for top success.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/farrahabraham

It sounds like she wants people to introduce her as though she were a Targaryen in exile: Farrah Abraham, the Unaware, Brand of Her Brands, Queen of the Assholes, Breaker of Relationships, Mother of That Kid From The Grudge, Spawn of Insanity, Shaper of the World For Top Success." Let's break it down...

"My public services:" what could this be referring to? Has the show done this person a tremendous disservice by not filming her many philanthropic efforts and events? I have a hard time thinking Farrah would do charity in secret.

"Brand of my brands..." I don't know what this means. 

"Independent Contractor to other companies..." Couldn't this just be a fancy way of saying unemployed? Other companies that do what? Oh, you mean VIVID or WICKED or whatever that company was, okay, got it.

"Development" seems like a word dropped in from some other sentence. 

"Shaping the world for top success" seems like it was something from another language that went into google translate and came out just crooked enough to sound strange. 

[Ziz]

I was once the girl buying all those magazines and now I'm on the cover and in magazines and am the star of every occasion.

I once strived to be the best in reality television and now I'm the top reality star and top 10 listed female celebrity in the nation.

Where are the reality star rankings? What is a listed female celebrity? Where is the top 10 list available? 

I once went to college to further my culinary skills and get degrees to have almost been failed, kicked out and cussed at by superintendent ,teachers,chefs & colleges who ruined my passion to open a restaurant . To now opening a successful quick serve concept that Is being franchised world wide that spreads passion and positivity in the food workforce with more concepts on the way.

Ruined her passion, possibly because she was crap at cooking. Capitalising verbs!

I once was a Teen Mom kicked out of my home, struggling, depressed & today now I'm the Teen Mom whose known for decreasing teen pregnancies world wide, who publicly speaks with national campaigns, has a successful national show that has made history and fame, that owns many properties in the u.s , opening multiple business's and is now the mom others are proud of and want business advice from and now can offer a different up bringing to her child with no struggle.

When was she kicked out of her home? In an alternative reality? She needs to remember we SAW ALL OF IT. Also, apostrophes. 

[Uncle JUICE]

49 minutes ago, Ziz said:

I once went to college to further my culinary skills and get degrees to have almost been failed, kicked out and cussed at by superintendent ,teachers,chefs & colleges who ruined my passion to open a restaurant . To now opening a successful quick serve concept that Is being franchised world wide that spreads passion and positivity in the food workforce with more concepts on the way.

This might be the best collection of words ever put together. They're not sentences per se, but I'm giving this the Hillary Clinton Debate "Whoo!" response. Because I'm too old to include the gif that has to be floating around. 

[ginger90]

https://mobile.twitter.com/F1abraham/status/781237587788738560/photo/1

Grand opening of Sophia's store. I also read an article that said, according to Farrah, Sophia will be doing the hiring, firing, working at the store and doing the buying. Isn't she 7 maybe 8 ?? Child labor laws don't apply, or what? I know she really won't be doing all of that but why would Farrah want to say she will?

[iheartla]

That review does read like someone in the family posted it. Farrah wouldn't give herself 2 stars and complain about no posted pricing on furniture, but Farrah would write about how annoying Debra was if she was angry at her mom that day. 

Great, Sophia is going to grow up being forced to work during her childhood. Look at what happened to the Olsen Twins, they're anorexic crackheads because they didn't get a normal childhood. Not only that, can you imagine being fired by Sophia? Sophia wore her hair in a ponytail today and you wore your hair down. Sophia doesn't like hair down today. Sophia would run up to you bearing evil eyes, and with that fake baby voice, screech "You're fired! Go away now!"

[DoctorWhovian]

On 27/09/2016 at 2:38 PM, Snarky McSnarky said:

I have a feeling Debra wrote it because she has that Executive MBA.  Also, If Farrah or Michael had written it, there would be at least one grammatical error in every sentence.

I found F & S by Farrah on LinkedIn.  This is definitely Farrah's word salad:

F&S By Farrah Inc.

My public services, brand of my brands, Independent contractor to other companies, development , and shaping the world for top success.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/farrahabraham

I once saw a boy run a lemonade Stand on a corner/ I opened my own and took all of his business and made the local news paper by being sweet & savvy! Plus I hired the neighbor kids to help me and started other local neighborhood businesses.

I was once the cart girl at a grocery store starting at minimum wage and corperate America & had to apply 3 times before getting the job, then worked my way up the ladder to bag sacker, cashier, catering and food sampler. Today I've had my own products being sold in whole foods and grocery stores, selling out.

I was once the girl buying all those magazines and now I'm on the cover and in magazines and am the star of every occasion.
I once strived to be the best in reality television and now I'm the top reality star and top 10 listed female celebrity in the nation.

I once couldn't finish a book and now I made the New York Times Best Sellers List and wrote a memoir, trilogy and children's book.

At least she never claims to have taken an English class. Her poor ghost writer...

 

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https://mobile.twitter.com/F1abraham/status/781237587788738560/photo/1

Grand opening of Sophia's store. I also read an article that said, according to Farrah, Sophia will be doing the hiring, firing, working at the store and doing the buying. Isn't she 7 maybe 8 ?? Child labor laws don't apply, or what? I know she really won't be doing all of that but why would Farrah want to say she will?

 

I'm glad that there will be both Refreshments & Drinks and Food & Drinks. This girl needs an editor for everything she does.

Edited September 28, 2016 by DoctorWhovian

[Uncle JUICE]

Which magazine was she on the cover of? ETA Nevermind, I'm sure it was like US Weekly or something. 

Edited September 29, 2016 by Uncle JUICE

[starfire]

5 minutes ago, Uncle JUICE said:

Which magazine was she on the cover of?

I have no words

http://www.celebuzz.com/2013-10-01/heres-farrah-abrahams-cringe-worthy-girls-and-corpses-magazine-cover/

I need to quit Googling

[Miss Chevious]

Ugh. I don't know what's worse. The fact such a sick and disgusting magazine even exists or that Farrah is on the cover of it.

[ghoulina]

Sex with tractors???? 

 

What? Why did I click on that???

[qtpye]

Googling Farrah's name sends you down a rabbit hole of weirdness that you can never unsee...everyone be wary

Edited September 29, 2016 by qtpye

[ginger90]

https://mobile.twitter.com/FurnishedBF/status/781232880777166848?p=v

One of Farrah's products.

[CofCinci]

17 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

https://mobile.twitter.com/FurnishedBF/status/781232880777166848?p=v

One of Farrah's products.

http://interiorillusionsplus.com/interior-illusions-graffiti-bulldog-12/

http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/401191470678?lpid=82&chn=ps&ul_noapp=true

She's so ridiculous.

Edited September 29, 2016 by CofCinci
Found it for even cheaper.