90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Floatingbison]

Oh shit, I forgot Derp Dean was still in Manilla.

[AussieBabe]

2 minutes ago, usernameG said:

Dean and Tarik are the doughiest....they look like they would squish if you touched them.

Literally. I want to poke them in the belly like Pillsbury dough boys. Woo-hoo.

Edited October 8, 2018 by AussieBabe

[Scarlett45]

Just now, kacesq said:

That preview of 90 DF...some wealthy med school graduate is going to come to the US to live with a shlubby middle-aged American? Mmhmmm....

I’m thinking she’s done something to lose her license to practice in Indonesia, or she went to med school but never finished. Being a single mom is harder in her culture if her family is wealthy she would be fine. Something else has happened to her to make her want OUT of her home. 

[jacksgirl]

So what has Brother Tarik been doing for the past few days? 

[CoachWristletJen]

Hazel looks like that cat who ate the canary.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dean brings it on in 3....2.....1...

[Miss Chevious]

Dean ain’t buying it.

[usernameG]

"You know what I am saying??" Shut up Tarik.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, AussieBabe said:

Literally. I want to poke them in the belly like Pilsbury dough boys. Woo-hoo.

Poppin Fresh!

[CoachWristletJen]

1 minute ago, Scarlett45 said:

I’m thinking she’s done something to lose her license to practice in Indonesia, or she went to med school but never finished. Being a single mom is harder in her culture if her family is wealthy she would be fine. Something else has happened to her to make her want OUT of her home. 

Yes, there's some reason she wants OUT. We know she doesn't want him!

[Neurochick]

1 minute ago, jacksgirl said:

So what has Brother Tarik been doing for the past few days? 

Staying there on TLC’s dime.

Tarik is an idiot, I hope Dean smacks some sense into his head.

[Floatingbison]

Thanks for handing down that life lesson from your Cloud of Judgment, Dean.

[LilaFowler]

3 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

OMG - the previews for the new season of 90 Day look fantastic. A non-needy foreigner with a seemingly bland, middle-aged guy. That ought to be interesting.  

He LOVES America! Oo-rah!

[PupCal]

The preview of the new season: that girl should be lucky her beau has a house and not an "apartment" above a storage unit.

Edited October 8, 2018 by PupCal
i word good

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Scarlett45 said:

Nah. He mentioned they were still in the process of getting divorced. It’s his current wife, mom to his youngest. 

No I know. He's getting divorced from wife #2. So wife #1 would be his actual ex. 

2 minutes ago, PityFree said:

Ha!  It’s almost unbelievable so I’m curious as to how much is real. She’s a beauty queen who is also a med school graduate but apparently not practicing medicine and from a wealthy family. Wow.

Reminds me of that Catfish episode, the one with the girl who was "dating" a guy online, who was a model, and a TV writer, and was studying anesthesiology online. 

[Neurochick]

How is Hazel homeless?  What is Tarik supposed to do about that, put her in his suitcase?

Nope, just shell  out more money ?.

Edited October 8, 2018 by Neurochick

[Mindthinkr]

Darn...I’m late to the party. Just tuned in. 

[renatae]

9 minutes ago, CoachWristletJen said:

OMG! That must have been devastating! I'm glad you got it replaced.

I love wearing mine! The diamond fell out once and by some miracle I found it. Now I get the prongs checked every now and then.  

My husband wears his all the time and he seems to enjoy it. In fact, he seemed to revel in wearing it from the word go.

Jon doesn't have any real grasp on what it is to be committed. 

My husband lost his twice - once because of work and once playing golf. He wanted them replaced ASAP. Gotta love him!

I also lost my diamond once on a trip to Mackinac Island. We were about to ferry off on our last day and I suddenly realized it was gone. Went back to hotel, asked them to please let us back in our room. Thank God they had not vacuumed. I saw it glinting up at me from a bit under the bed. What a relief!

[usernameG]

5 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

OMG - the previews for the new season of 90 Day look fantastic. A non-needy foreigner with a seemingly bland, middle-aged guy. That ought to be interesting.  

Let's not forget a model too!

[Gigglepuff]

I thought she lived with her parents? 

[Miss Chevious]

Here it comes...Hazel’s gonna hit him up for $ for living expenses.

[CoachWristletJen]

One thing after another. Get used to it, Tarik! And, get ready to cough up the $$$!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well done, Hazel. $$$$$ Kudos.

[Floatingbison]

No shit, it is one thing after another, Tarik...that's the internet bride biz!

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

studying anesthesiology online. 

Just like I got my RN...by correspondence school...NOT!!

[usernameG]

Just now, CoachWristletJen said:

One thing after another. Get used to it, Tarik! And, get ready to cough up the $$$!

Maybe he should've spent more than a couple of weeks getting to know her.

[Straycat80]

I have nowhere to live=Give me money for an apartment. Pawn that ring for money Hazel. 

[CoachWristletJen]

It's a nice place... big enough for Hazel AND her boyfriend!

[Pepper Mostly]

HAHAHAHAHAHA Tariq wants to keep the drama to a minimum! That's rich!

[Floatingbison]

Let the American Dollar harvesting begin!

[jacksgirl]

How many fam members is Hazel gonna move into her new digs? I say at least 3.

[aliya]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

studying anesthesiology online. 

How dumb can people be to fall for this garbage???

[Armchair Critic]

Hazel has zero personality. You can't tell me Tarik can't find a woman who lives at least in the U.S. Is it just a power trip because he knows she will be dependent on him to get to the United States?

Angela trying to get a quickie......

[LilaFowler]

My lip literally curled when Angela asked if she could get a quickie.

[PityFree]

 Hazel did it and didn’t even have to sleep with him! Brava!

[lucy711]

Why can't Hazel stay with her niece?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Grangela is keeping it classy, as usual.

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

No shit, it is one thing after another, Tarik...that's the internet bride biz!

And still he hasn’t gotten in her pants!!!

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, usernameG said:

Maybe he should've spent more than a couple of weeks getting to know her.

Like that would really change anything. 

[PupCal]

Whoa whoa when did Angela and Micheal get engaged? I guess that cake solved a ton of problems.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, LilaFowler said:

My lip literally curled when Angela asked if she could get a quickie.

I was overcome with nausea.

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, iwasish said:

And still he hasn’t gotten in her pants!!!

Damn, she's good. 

[Neurochick]

Yikes, this sappy music ?.

[Gigglepuff]

Michael's fake crying needs to be worked upon. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, Michael's airport performance was much more convincing that Azan's.

[jacksgirl]

Michael, those are tears of joy. Right?

[Floatingbison]

Going clothes shopping in Nigeria is the greatest single thing Angela has ever done for her appearance.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Michael is desperate to get to the US. He sold his soul to Grange, I mean, the devil.

[aliya]

"How far this love has took me."  G-d almighty. Let me slit my wrists now.

[kacesq]

Michael must really want to come to the US to put up with coarse Angela. kiss her ass, Michael, you heard her.