90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stay on the plane, Lucy. Fly to Spain.

[Granny58]

Rachel looks good, but Lucy is ADORABLE!!!!   oh, also, Angela actually looked appropriate in the light blue shirt.  

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Mercolleen said:

I should be in bed because it's a school night, but Mr. Mercolleen decided this week that we need to break up, so I am drowning my sorrows in this show/board. Sadly, no RaR in the house to help ... but I bet if I log on to an international dating site, I'll be all fixed up in a few minutes.

I love you.  Will you marry me?

[Kareem]

5 minutes ago, Granny58 said:

the shop clerk is gorgeous!  How does Michael not flirt with her?

Is that the same woman Angela wrestled a carton of cigarettes from on the last shopping trip?

[HappyDancex2]

Sliding in late....Rachel has highlights!

Keep your head up Merc -- hope we can make you laugh tonight

[greekmom]

so Jon actually met her at the airport this time??!?

[Granny58]

2 minutes ago, Mercolleen said:

I should be in bed because it's a school night, but Mr. Mercolleen decided this week that we need to break up, so I am drowning my sorrows in this show/board. Sadly, no RaR in the house to help ... but I bet if I log on to an international dating site, I'll be all fixed up in a few minutes.

I AM SO SORRY.  

[PeaceLily2]

2 minutes ago, Mercolleen said:

I should be in bed because it's a school night, but Mr. Mercolleen decided this week that we need to break up, so I am drowning my sorrows in this show/board. Sadly, no RaR in the house to help ... but I bet if I log on to an international dating site, I'll be all fixed up in a few minutes.

I’m sorry. ?

[Straycat80]

At least this time Jon is meeting Rachel at the airport. He looks better without the bushy beard. 

[AussieBabe]

A week to make up for months of being apart? Hasn't it only been like 2 months or less? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Lucy is skeptical.

[PityFree]

Jon kisses with his eyes open?????

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rachel looks like she lost some weight. Jon looks like he found it.

[Neurochick]

Lucy, it’s your daddy.  ( yes I believe Lucy is his kid).

[Lillith]

Lucy is precious. And lucky her, having a ex-con with anger issues as a step dad! Or lord, Hazel gurl run the green card ain't worth it. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Jon has a Polaroid camera, interesting.  

[Mercolleen]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh no! I am so sorry to hear this. We're here for you, @Mercolleen

Thanks! He didn't appreciate the Broccoli/Cheddar RaR from a few weeks ago, so really, what could I expect? 

[Mierin]

4 minutes ago, Mercolleen said:

I should be in bed because it's a school night, but Mr. Mercolleen decided this week that we need to break up, so I am drowning my sorrows in this show/board. Sadly, no RaR in the house to help ... but I bet if I log on to an international dating site, I'll be all fixed up in a few minutes.

I'm so sorry. :(

Maybe watching this and mocking them with us will help a little?

[Frozendiva]

So what could Rachel have learned that she could not have spoken to by phone or FaceTime? And saved plane fare??

[HappyDancex2]

Hazel sometimes looks like she has spray on bangs.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Mercolleen said:

Thanks! He didn't appreciate the Broccoli/Cheddar RaR from a few weeks ago, so really, what could I expect? 

I'm sure there's a nice ex-con with a drinking problem and anger issues out there just for you. 

[AussieBabe]

Father AB just said Tarik is almost old enough to be Hazel's daddy. 

And yeah, Jon has picked up a few kilos. Rachel's shape isn't bad at all. Just toning would flatter her. She definitely looks smaller than when she first aired.

[PityFree]

 I personally think Rachel just wants to harp on John about the open relationships some more. I don’t think it’s any new discovery.

[CoachWristletJen]

"I keep my private life private," Tarik says on television.

[configdotsys]

:: waves to everyone ::

[Neurochick]

Hazel, you are about to walk into a shitstorm with baby mama drama.

[Frozendiva]

A little early to meet Auri, Hazel.

[PeaceLily2]

Every one of these people have lost their minds. 

[HappyDancex2]

Hazel's lower lip swallow is starting to bug me.  I'm easily annoyed LOL.  Like I have no Roni made either.

[Pepper Mostly]

So wait--Ari isn't verbal enough to tell her mother that her daddy introduced her to his girlfriend? WTF? 

Tariq is an idiot.

[Lillith]

Ugh Tarik, yes your ex is so awful not wanting a random mail order bride taking care of my special needs child. He's deeply stupid. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Ahhh I am 3 episodes behind and still jet lagged, I need to bing watch faster so I can snark with you all

[HappyDancex2]

Here comes the BIG FAT FAKE BREAKUP!

 

FAKE! FAKE! FAKE! FAKE!

[AussieBabe]

Yeah, Tarik. Not telling the mother of your child about your intended fiancee is a great idea. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Yes Jesse. Accessorize properly for your breakup.

[Lillith]

Ooh Jesse is giving me Draco Malfoy realness with the semi slicked back hair. 

[greekmom]

you want to break up in person idiot?!?! facetime, skype, etc.

[Frozendiva]

Jesse, she thinks you are coming to give her the grand proposal.

[Toodleoo]

Well at least Jesse and Darcey are nice and color coordinated for Jesse's snow job.

[usernameG]

Hahaha Jesse is choosing a "calm place"

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m so interested in your comments that I can’t keep up watching and reading!

[Straycat80]

Here we go...the big breakup. Everybody save your ears,  get ready to hit your mute button when Darcy starts screaming. 

[Floatingbison]

Oh look, it's the Lying Dutchman.  Let's see if he actually sticks to the plan to break up with Darcey.

[hoosiermom]

Jesse is just a camera whore

[LilaFowler]

Darcey packed her entire wardrobe for this adventure.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Jesse, she thinks you are coming to give her the grand proposal.

He knows that. He just wants to twist the knife.

[AussieBabe]

Jesse is such a douche nugget. 

[Neurochick]

Please Jesse and Darcy break up so I’ll never have to see either of you on my tv screen again.

[Auntie Anxiety]

What did she do? Drink and beat up someone? She needs an intervention from Jon, a recovering bar brawler.

[configdotsys]

Darcey is wearing the "LIAR! GET OUT OF MY LIFE!" coat.