90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Pepper Mostly]

Hi everyone! I've been working on myself and I know you love me. 

[greekmom]

Just now, kacesq said:

Hello all! I'm stuck on a plane that does not provide live TLC. What a blow I've been dealt. So I'm here reading along...and trying to ignore the couple in front of me that can't stop kissing each other. 

sooooooo beautyful!!

So much loveee!!!

[BradandJanet]

I'm a glutton for TLC punishment, so here I am.

[Frozendiva]

I can see texting Tom to say you arrived home safely, but that is it.

[poeticlicensed]

1 minute ago, Mierin said:

How are you surprised that Darcy is clingy and insecure, Tom?  You know Darcy!

And you gave the stage 5 clinger a key to your house!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Hello all! I'm stuck on a plane that does not provide live TLC. What a blow I've been dealt. So I'm here reading along...and trying to ignore the couple in front of me that can't stop kissing each other. 

Maybe they are soulmates and found each other on CatfishCupid.com.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, blubld43 said:

How much crap does Tom have on his head to slick his hair down?

Brylcreem along with Grecian formula  😂

[charmed1]

I don’t want to think of Benjamin having sex. That big sweaty hairy back and Kermit D. Frog voice? Vomit.

[hookedontv]

Darcey, Janet Jackson wants her hat back. 

Miss Jackson to you, bitch. 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, greekmom said:

sooooooo beautyful!!

So much loveee!!!

Kick the seat.

[Pepper Mostly]

Darcy blaming her sister for Tom's feelings. Sounds about right. 

[greekmom]

Did Darcy call Stacey to coordinate their outfits again!?!?! 

[sainte-chapelle]

12 minutes ago, Drogo said:

While exiting the live chat this evening, please remember to take your complimentary mug with my face on it.

Yesss so sexy so beautiful 

[HappyDancex2]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Hello all! I'm stuck on a plane that does not provide live TLC. What a blow I've been dealt. So I'm here reading along...and trying to ignore the couple in front of me that can't stop kissing each other. 

That feeling though.  I apologize on their behalf LOL

[Gigglepuff]

I'm here!! I'm thinking of getting three foot long, bleached blonde extensions and an excessive amount of filler in my lips! 

[blubld43]

I haven't seen anyone wear those hats since John Lennon did in "Help!"

[Angry Moldovan]

All I can see is the silhouette of their lips

[Gobi]

Somewhere, there are two ducks missing their beaks.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

And you gave the stage 5 clinger a key to your house!

To be fair, he gave it to her the day  she moved to another country!

[greekmom]

@KACESQ  Tell them to join the mile high club!!!!

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

All I can see is the silhouette of their lips

Eta did they get fillers at the airport?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why is Darcy texting and calling Tim. He told her he’d be incommunicado for at least 10 days, if not longer 😉

[Pepper Mostly]

Even though Tom didn't propose, after three weeks together. DARCY!! what the hell is wrong with you??

[Frozendiva]

You accepted second-class treatment from Tom, Darcey. If he was the man for you, he would treat you with respect.

[sainte-chapelle]

Darcey and Stacy are passive aggressive dysfunction at its finest

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

To be fair, he gave it to her the day  she moved to another country!

That makes it all the more awesome! 

[hookedontv]

I just spit my drink out when Darcey said “I’m not desperate.”

Desperation , so much desperation. 

And I mean that technically. 

Edited October 28, 2019 by hookedontv

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Why is Darcy texting and calling Tim. He told her he’d be incommunicado for at least 10 days, if not longer 😉

She isn't a sit-and-listen kind of girl!

[LookABird]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Did Darcy call Stacey to coordinate their outfits again!?!?! 

Twin fashion victims

[Mindthinkr]

I cannot write much here because I can’t keep up with y’all, but I am here to read laugh and give lots of likes. 

[Pepper Mostly]

I love how these folks all "work things out", while never speaking directly or honestly about, well, anything. 

[Angry Moldovan]

I didn’t know Blah blah Ben has ink 

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

To be fair, he gave it to her the day  she moved to another country!

I could absolutely see Darcey getting on a flight and showing up at his house because he didn't return a text or didn't say I love you before he hung up the phone. 

[Gigglepuff]

Ben's got to be soooo whiny in bed. Vomit. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Why is Darcy texting and calling Tom. He told her he’d be incommunicado for at least 10 days, if not longer 😉

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

She isn't a sit-and-listen kind of girl!

Oh Nickle. Where is your store?

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Why is Darcy texting and calling Tom. He told her he’d be incommunicado for at least 10 days, if not longer 😉

Tom needs a vacation from Darcey.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gigglepuff said:

Ben's got to be soooo whiny in bed. Vomit. 

He probably cries after. And invites his partner to pray with him. 

[Armchair Critic]

3 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

I'm thinking of getting three foot long, bleached blonde extensions

Make it easy for yourself and slap on a long blonde Rapunzel wig like Laura wore for her first wedding to Aladin

[Twopper]

Whew!  just got in from vacay in time for this.   Due to seasonal allergies, however, I have just taken a benadryl so I am hoping I can stay awake.

Hi to everybody.   Hope we have a great snarkfest!

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

Ben and Bikinis cab has some bitchin plaid kiltish seat covers. Most interesting thing in the cab .

[Angry Moldovan]

Zuchinni sounds like a Whiney 4 yr old when she cries

[Gigglepuff]

I'll bet Akini's "I don't want you to go" tears aren't the only thing she's had to fake with him. 

[Gobi]

"Saying goodbye to Akinyi, it's really hard." TMI, Benji, TMI.

[usernameG]

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

Ben's got to be soooo whiny in bed. Vomit. 

Missionary position only.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Akinyi learned how to wimper from Daniel.

Edited October 28, 2019 by Auntie Anxiety

[HappyDancex2]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

I cannot write much here because I can’t keep up with y’all, but I am here to read laugh and give lots of likes. 

Just use the refresh button!

[sainte-chapelle]

Akinyi you are not married...just stop

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

He probably cries after. And invites his partner to pray with him. 

And hops in to the shower. Ugh.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, usernameG said:

Missionary position only.

Every Saturday night. Right after the church ham and bean supper.