90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[HappyDancex2]

I'm going to go buy something in exploded buffalo check for next week

[PeaceLily2]

Just now, kacesq said:

does anybody know how many more episodes?

3

[charmed1]

Darcey thought she was going to a 2002 Jennifer Lopez video shoot.

[usernameG]

Tarik is so dumb. 

[Floatingbison]

The Japanese dude sounds like a catch.  But does he have a King Tut wifebeater to wear in public?

[Armchair Critic]

See you next week, I'll be here to see the Darcey meltdown "you never loved me!". 

[PeaceLily2]

See y’all next week! 

[Floatingbison]

The Darcy/Jesse thing is like two freight trains racing toward each other on the same track!   THIS is why TV was invented.

[Pepper Mostly]

good night all! You are all fabulous and witty and I enjoyed every moment of this train wreck in your company! 

[AussieBabe]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

does anybody know how many more episodes?

I don't know, but the new OG 90 Day Fiance starts 21 October.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Goodbye for now. You guys never really loved me. Waaaaaannnnnhhhhhh.

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, CoachWristletJen said:

Marry the Japanese guy, Hazel.

Or send him my profile.

[Brooklynista]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Goodbye for now. You guys never really loved me. Waaaaaannnnnhhhhhh.

Stay outta my Georgia ass face with that! You know we love you!

[RichiesOlderBro]

See you guys next Sunday!!!

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

good night all! You are all fabulous and witty and I enjoyed every moment of this train wreck in your company! 

Yes! 

I'll miss you guys next Sunday but looking forward to catching up a little later in the week. I'm going on vacay to NYC and at this time next Sunday I'll be seeing Billy Joel at MSG! 

Can't wait to get back home and read all the snark! :) 

Edited September 24, 2018 by Gigglepuff

[iwasish]

Maybe she meant the baby was due in 4 or 5 weeks???? 

[Floatingbison]

That was fun.  I love these kind of live chats.  

[libgirl2]

1 minute ago, iwasish said:

Maybe she meant the baby was due in 4 or 5 weeks???? 

I have to say that was the biggest non-surprise ever.

[iwasish]

Next week I’m bringing steak, Rice a  Roni and a huge cake. And a fork.. I’m classy.

Edited September 24, 2018 by iwasish

[Baltimore Betty]

Hazel really is a dim bulb.  She seems harmless enough, she could be honest with Tarik about her motives and I think he would be okay with an arrangement, all she has to do is the bare minimum and throw a few I love yous his way.  The deal breaker may be when she learns she will be a baby sitter and house keeper, I think she wants to be a kept woman in some sort of style in which she would like to become accustomed to.

Dear Jesse and Darcy,

Get out of my life, you never loved me.

[ALittleShelfish]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Goodbye for now. You guys never really loved me. Waaaaaannnnnhhhhhh.

It's not faaaaaaaaaaaiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr we have to spend an entire week apart between episodes!

[Cherrio]

Forgive if you guys have already discussed this, but I think Kareeeeenie is going to have a miscarriage. 

Oh Jesse, you just wanted to torture Darcy one last time.

Yeah, she is needy,lonely and lives in denial, but she has not been a mean, cruel piece of shit like you Jesse.

Someday, Jesse is going to get what he deserves.

[Baltimore Betty]

4 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

That was fun.  I love these kind of live chats.  

Me too, so many of us that can judge, snark and laugh at these select few individuals that show there asses on TV for a few dollars...I treasure these times with you all.  Maybe next week we will get engaged.

[usernameG]

I can not wait for the train wrecks next week.

[iwasish]

Looking forward to fala-ing with you all next week.

3 minutes ago, Cherrio said:

Forgive if you guys have already discussed this, but I think Kareeeeenie is going to have a miscarriage. 

Oh Jesse, you just wanted to torture Darcy one last time.

Yeah, she is needy,lonely and lives in denial, but she has not been a mean, cruel piece of shit like you Jesse.

Someday, Jesse is going to get what he deserves.

He had what he deserves and let it slip thru his fingers. 

[PeaceLily2]

56 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

So Jon and Rachel both live paycheque to paycheque? Then why in the ever loving f*** are they continuing with this charade? Idiots, the both of them. 

Jon lives with his mum, he should be doing a little better than paycheck to paycheck.  Maybe he has to pay restitution to the guy whose eye he demolished. 

Edited September 24, 2018 by PeaceLily2
I can’t type tonight

[Cherrio]

3 minutes ago, iwasish said:

He had what he deserves and let it slip thru his fingers. 

He deserves to marry his step-fodder.

[Floatingbison]

I'm still in shock.  DerAngela's floppy dress top, her lemon yellow "cake for one," and Kareny and Baby Pole.  

[magemaud]

39 minutes ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Jesse got his bangs shaved off.

I thought it looks like they grew out 

[firefly]

I just realized that Angela and Darcy are only 10 years apart in age. Something to ponder during the next week.

[usernameG]

Next weeks episode is three hours!

[ALittleShelfish]

Just now, usernameG said:

Next weeks episode is three hours!

With only 30 minutes of new/unseen material.  90 min of "previously, on 90DF..."/"coming up, on 90DF...." and an hour of commercials about families with multiple children.  

[aliya]

56 minutes ago, timesywimesy said:

I know!!!! Isn’t it fabulous?!?

I fell asleep - why is Darcy doing anything? What is she doing? Why is she dragging luggage around? Last time I looked, Jesse was saying he would go back to the States and talk to her (why that can't be done on the phone, but OK). Please tell me this is going to wind up like an old movie where he comes to the US, while she is winging her way to Amsterdam. 

[Owwwww ma leg]

2 hours ago, PityFree said:

How long can a stripper’s career last? she’s 30 and already had two kids. Unless she wants to be a strip club DJ, I think she’d better look into another industry.

How can she not have stretch marks?

[Pepper Mostly]

6 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Me too, so many of us that can judge, snark and laugh at these select few individuals that show there asses on TV for a few dollars...I treasure these times with you all.  Maybe next week we will get engaged.

You need to work on yourself first. Here, have some cake. 

5 hours ago, firefly said:

I just realized that Angela and Darcy are only 10 years apart in age. Something to ponder during the next week.

OMG

[RoxieRambles]

12 hours ago, Neurochick said:

But is the baby Paul’s?

Uh, no.

[Baltimore Betty]

11 hours ago, Owwwww ma leg said:

How can she not have stretch marks?

That could be game ender but there are plenty of strippers that have kids but no tell tale sign of stretch marks or anything.  I have a neighbor who has a two year old and she still has an impossibly flat stomach...it is not fair, not one bit, it's more not fair than two crazy kids in love being kept apart because of a criminal record!

[charmed1]

9 hours ago, MrFluffy said:

Do they sell combs in Brazil?

Or New Mexico?

[Azanscrazyhair]

16 hours ago, MegD said:

Hey now! She's headed back to Georgia. She's not one of ours.

Hey now is right.  I live in Georgia .and we don't want her either!  Perhaps Mississippi has an opening?

[Floatingbison]

Derangela is so downscale and crazy it's not even funny.    She has virtually no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

[opi1301]

Please Jimena make Ricky your bitch!!!  

[Azanscrazyhair]

18 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

For my wedding, bought a $80 dollar cream colored suit (A-line skirt, sheer blouse, bolero vest) at Loehmann’s. Remember that store?

Yes, I do.  I think I weighed 100 pounds then.    Lol.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

17 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Maybe next week we will get engaged.

If things don’t work out, we can always check PlanBPreviously.tv and find a new true love. It only takes me two hours to fall in love, so by the end of the show, we’ll be making wedding plans. Tomorrow I’ll go to my nearest pawn shop and put a diamond ring on layaway, just in case.

[Auntie Anxiety]

18 hours ago, usernameG said:

 

Darcey totally thinks he's going to "sweep her off her feet". He's such a psychopath.

 

And she’s such a desperate, delusional imbecile with a total lack of self-respect.

[aliya]

21 hours ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Daughter #1. 

I referenced that. I'm looking for legal reasons.

[Quof]

A visitor can only stay in the UK for 6 months.   Otherwise, she has to have a spousal, or other (eg. ancestor), visa.

[Baltimore Betty]

3 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

If things don’t work out, we can always check PlanBPreviously.tv and find a new true love. It only takes me two hours to fall in love, so by the end of the show, we’ll be making wedding plans. Tomorrow I’ll go to my nearest pawn shop and put a diamond ring on layaway, just in case.

Just so you know, my ring size is 3 carats. LOL!

Two hours?! Why does it take you so long to fall in love?  Are you taking time to get to know some one?

[ALittleShelfish]

Today I got a random friend request from a new account over on the facebook.  He looks a smidge like our friend Daya except he's in Palestine.  And he likes to post pictures of himself sitting in fancy chairs.  

I didn't even have to do anything and he just SHOWS UP in my inbox just HOURS after watching 90DF!

Y'all are invited to our eventual wedding.  I'm buying my ticket to visit him tomorrow!  Truly #blest.

[Auntie Anxiety]

14 minutes ago, ALittleShelfish said:

ay I got a random friend request from a new account over on the facebook.  He looks a smidge like our friend Daya except he's in Palestine.  And he likes to post pictures of himself sitting in fancy chairs.  

I didn't even have to do anything and he just SHOWS UP in my inbox just HOURS after watching 90DF!

Y'all are invited to our eventual wedding.  I'm buying my ticket to visit him tomorrow!  Truly #blest.

Check his phone to make sure he isn’t cheating on you with other women. I hope he isn’t giving women rides in his car and then asking for the BJ as payment.

[iwasish]

20 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Check his phone to make sure he isn’t cheating on you with other women. I hope he isn’t giving women rides in his car and then asking for the BJ as payment.

Make sure he has your picture on his phone... Don't pack till the visa is approved, take at least two credit cards, bring snacks, just in case his mom tries to serve something suspicious.