90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[charmed1]

Wait, is the dress Darcey is wearing in her interviews the same dress her sister was wearing at the Albanian bar?

[Mierin]

Stacey, Tom's annoyed with both of you.

[Julyolo]

I happen to be an identical twin. Grown-ups don't affect the same outfits. In fact most twins leave that behind in their teen years.

[Mr. Miner]

Darcy looks ridiculous at all times! 👎🏻

[kacesq]

I love Starcey never explains a 3 year transcontinental engagement....

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Darcey rewrites history better than a 1960’s textbook 

[Mercolleen]

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

CUT YOUR HAIR (EXTENSIONS), DARCEY. 

I can't believe she thinks they look good. Ugh. Horrendous. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Ummmm, they are more than vibes darzeeeeeeee

[Ellie Godfrey]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Is Darcey drinking again?

Still

[hisbunkie]

So it’s the canaries fault?

[blubld43]

Stacey is a backstabbing bitch. "she's in a mood"

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Is Darcey drinking again?

Darcy is fucking half in the bag already. Charming. How can Tom hold himself back? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

@ChiCricket you don’t know how lucky you are to not have to see the Darcies in matching bad outfits.

[Armchair Critic]

"I have one egg. It may not be alive". I shouldn't laugh but since it's Grangela.... ahahahaaaaa

[charmed1]

How do you have cat fights with the person you purposely dress identically with?

[Gigglepuff]

Ooo, Tom's fed up with her. 

[kacesq]

No Tom..Stacey did her fair share of needling her idiot sister.

[greekmom]

Man. Stacy is one hell of a bitch

[Eldemarge]

You don't love Tom.  You don't KNOW Tom.  

[Gigglepuff]

Don't both these middle aged hags have children at home? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Darcey is exhausting and Stacey fucking loves stirring the pot.

[hisbunkie]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

"I have one egg. It may not be alive". I shouldn't laugh but since it's Grangela.... ahahahaaaaa

It’s in her fridge. 

[Angry Moldovan]

This is painful, it’s like he’s Darzeees dad reprimanding her for being mean to her sister. 

[poeticlicensed]

Holy crap Darcey, he doesn't say I love you cuz you are ball of need and a sloppy drunk, not because of something your sister said. 

[Ellie Godfrey]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

How do you have cat fights with the person you purposely dress identically with?

They're fucking psychotic.

[PityFree]

 Tom, Darcy needed that little talk 20 years ago.

[Pepper Mostly]

How can Darcy be 44 years old and not get understand the first day of "Guys 101"?

And now she's on the notion of Gran Canaria like a dog with a bone. "If we'd only gone to Gran Canaria I BE ENGAGED BY NOW". 

[kacesq]

Did Tom not watch any of Darcey’s seasons? Cause all this cannot be that much of a surprise to him...

[Frozendiva]

Tom, the twins are showing you who they are and what they have to offer. Believe them.

Run!

[charmed1]

Bud Bundy’s in the house!

[hisbunkie]

If you tell someone you love them and they don’t say it back, stop saying it. 

[Julyolo]

Tim's Swatch watch matching the baseball cap again. Check.

[Gobi]

Tim is back for more "Tales of the Unerected".

[Auntie Anxiety]

Here comes Mr. Flaccid.

[IsMyHairBrushedNo]

Timothy has to have some sort of hormonal thing going on. He is shaped like a chick. 

[Armchair Critic]

Is Darcey really that horny for sex or does she think that will make the guy stay with her? Broken record here again but if she would tone it down she could find somebody decent but she would rather find some foreign fantasy.

Edited October 7, 2019 by Armchair Critic
edited to say Darcey not Stacey

[sainte-chapelle]

Tim you are not compatible if you are fighting this badly already. Cut your losses and go home.

[Pepper Mostly]

How is it possible that these people meet their "soulmates" online and can't stop fighting the instant they meet in person? Cut your losses! Go home! 

[Mr. Miner]

When does Timmy have to go back to his home planet?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jeniffer also needs to dial down the blusher, just like Tom’s sister.

[VioletNevermind]

Tom is the kind of arrogant, supercilious guy I would normally despise, but I can’t argue with a thing he says about Darcey.  

[Mierin]

I feel old when I say this, but stop it with the backwards baseball cap Tim!  It makes you look like a douche trying to look young.

[greekmom]

I wonder if Jennifer is seeing her green card and financial stability slip or she just doesn;t give a fuck.

[LucyEth]

I couldn't care less about Tim and Jeniffer, boring BS

[poeticlicensed]

Jennifer is the epitome of disappointment over Tim

[Toodleoo]

JUST BANG ALREADY MY GOD

sorry, been watching the first season of Lucifer and it’s given me blue ladyballs

[Eldemarge]

She can't really think this little man is going to impregnate her.

[Pepper Mostly]

Tim thinks he's some sort of hero because he met her family? I cannot even with this asshole. 

[Mierin]

What Jeniffer should say to a proposal from TIm,  "Are you crazy!?!"

[PityFree]

 Tim has no idea what a relationship Is.