90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, AussieBabe said:

Rare space in your heart that Mrs. #1, Mrs. 2, Melissa, and now Ximena have all taken up residence in.

First, get it exterminated 

[hoosiermom]

who has the autistic child?

[AussieBabe]

Ricky, go ahead and tell Ximena that you're married but "separated." I'm sure that's going to go over well. We can't do the K1 yet because I'm still somebody's schmuck of a husband.

[charmed1]

No! Not the horrible rapping car salesman! I fucking HATE this guy.

[Straycat80]

Ugh! Can we be done with Jesse and Darcy already! 

[VioletNevermind]

Ricky, you have known this chick for like 72 hours.  All of this haranguing about how you couldn’t ask for a better woman is, frankly, embarrassing.  GO HOME TO YOUR KIDS, MOFO!

[snarky snarkerson]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Here we go. Oh Ricky. Yeah, it takes a lot of courage. You're a regular John Wayne.

Double like

[Suzywriter]

10 minutes ago, configdotsys said:

I don't get what Pole never saw coming. He made her take a pregnancy test. Is he that stupid to think that 1) she could have been lying or 2) the test could be wrong? 

Rhetorical...

She took the test behind closed doors. Toilet swish, done.

[AussieBabe]

Just now, Drogo said:

Did Ricky say he was married on the show? I don't think so. 

He said he was separated in the first or second episode. So legally married.

[snarkish]

8 minutes ago, iwasish said:

Let her stay home tomorrow. 

Ok, I'm on my phone. Lol

Ricky: " No sexo". That's tonight's line, folks. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Next up, Jon reenacts his role in The Hobbit.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, hoosiermom said:

who has the autistic child?

Tarik if memory serves me correct

[libgirl2]

I love how Ximena yells at him. I'm Hispanic and I love it. I feel like I"m watching family.

[PityFree]

 Oh God of course Darcy thanks what Jesse meant by self-improvement was more plastic surgery.

[Drogo]

1 minute ago, hoosiermom said:

who has the autistic child?

Tarik.

[sconstant]

Just now, snarky snarkerson said:

Double like

Triple like, because of the "it's hard, as a man"

So courageous, to tell the truth to someone., and have a penis at the same time.

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, Drogo said:

Did Ricky say he was married on the show? I don't think so. 

I’m almost positive I heard Ricky say he was currently separated from his infant’s mother.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

No! Not the horrible rapping car salesman! I fucking HATE this guy.

Does he need a green card? I am sure one of these dopes would marry him tomorrow.

[CoachWristletJen]

2 minutes ago, hoosiermom said:

who has the autistic child?

Tarik.  We should see him soon.

[Auntie Anxiety]

We need to rename the board, Drogo, to No Sexo.

Edited September 24, 2018 by Auntie Anxiety

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, hoosiermom said:

who has the autistic child?

Tarik.

[Drogo]

Ximena is gorgeous.  But clearly blind and deaf. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, PityFree said:

 Oh God of course Darcy thanks what Jesse meant by self-improvement was more plastic surgery.

Hahahaha!!!!!

[CoachWristletJen]

Unexpected... it's like the thinking person's Teen Mom.

[hoosiermom]

Thanks to all that answered my question about the autistic child!

[Suzywriter]

Does "I work in the fashion industry" mean a retail store?

[Pepper Mostly]

God Darcey, those lip fillers. You should sue your surgeon. 

[Drogo]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

We need to rename the board, Drogo.

To?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Does "I work in the fashion industry" mean a retail store?

She shows people to the dressing rooms at Banana Republic.

[LilaFowler]

Did Darcey say that it has been a couple of months since Jesse was in the US? We're jumping ahead this far?

[sconstant]

Holy moly - is that really her long hair?  I thought it was all clip on!

[Straycat80]

You don’t need a third kid Darcy. 

[Mindthinkr]

That poor hairdresser who has Darcy captive in her chair for an hour. 

[greekmom]

Monique is Darcy's cousin?!?!?!  Nice to have a hairstylist in the family

[ALittleShelfish]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Does "I work in the fashion industry" mean a retail store?

As a retail lifer (i'm not at the store level but still, retail is retail), on behalf of the entire industry: NO MA'AM, WE DON'T WANT HER.

[Gigglepuff]

Yay! Darcey's getting her roots attended to. 

[charmed1]

Ew! Darcey’s side profile with her gigantic fake lips on that glass. She looks like a Simpsons character. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Was that Wesleyan? It’s the only thing notable about Middletown, CT ( other than the free refills and the goats).

[PityFree]

1 minute ago, sconstant said:

Holy moly - is that really her long hair?  I thought it was all clip on!

 Her cousin the hairdresser was probably paid some extra cash by Darcy to pretend her extensions are her real hair for the cameras

[Suzywriter]

Darcey's eye color is fake. Everything is fake!

[ECM1231]

6 minutes ago, hoosiermom said:

who has the autistic child?

Tarik, he of the plaid backwards baseball cap.

[Pepper Mostly]

Darcey. Girl. Give up. 

[PeaceLily2]

7 minutes ago, hoosiermom said:

who has the autistic child?

Tarik.

[snarkish]

So Rachel has been back a couple of months and Lucy looks the same size and age?

[Frozendiva]

It is probably early spring and the Christmas tree is still up?

[sconstant]

Lucy's "dada" is never actually coming out of her mouth.

[CoachWristletJen]

Tiny little Lucy fingers. :) 

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, snarkish said:

So Rachel has been back a couple of months and Lucy looks the same size and age?

You stole my thoughts exactly. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Yes, Rachel. You are rushing things. 

[VioletNevermind]

Rachel, showing pictures of Jon to Lucy: “Who’s this?”

Disembodied baby voice: “Dada.”

Oh, TLC, how stupid do you think we are?

Edited September 24, 2018 by SuzyLee