90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[magemaud]

I hope DIL makes good on her threat to kick his ass! 

Edited September 10, 2019 by magemaud

[LucyEth]

Family Chantal is the same thing week after week, yelling and fighting.  They cannot possibly still be married.

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I just thought of this, if Jenny really didn't know he was married and he waits to tell her until her daughter left that makes Sumit even worse!

He probably thought that daughter and DIL would really kick his ass!

[Gigglepuff]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I shouldn’t laugh but I did

Well. You'll be down in hell watching TLC with the rest of us then. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Brooklynista said:

Let's think about this one. Sumit imported a senior citizen to be his "sidekick"? I'm baffled. 

Again, I shouldn’t laugh

1 minute ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Sumit waited until the fanny kicking daughter, and wife left.    He values his fanny.    

You know what a fanny is Australia?

[sagittarius sue]

Just now, Gigglepuff said:

Well. You'll be down in hell watching TLC with the rest of us then. 

With gasoline-soaked drawers.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

Anyone watching Family Chantel? 

NO. I like my blood pressure low. 

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

I thought that he may have been "promised" to someone, like an arranged marriage,  but already married? Yeah that is the lowest of lows.  I hope that he doesn't have any children. 

Oh I bet Wifey Sumit has been popping out babies on the regular. He has at least three. count on it. 

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, LucyEth said:

Family Chantal is the same thing week after week, yelling and fighting.  They cannot possibly still be married.

I have to turn the channel when it comes on, all their yelling makes my head hurt.

[humbleopinion]

Submit is a low down dirty dog but Jenny was overly eager to pull tent and move to India.....stupid, stupid, stupid......

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Again, I shouldn’t laugh

You know what a fanny is Australia?

Same as it is in the UK?  Lady parts.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well good night, fellow snarkers. See you all around the forum! 

[BradandJanet]

Could Jenny have known about this and it was all acted? She is certainly convincing, so I'm believing it's real. Hope we learn more next week.

I have to sleep this show off tonight. See you all on Sunday.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

I have to turn the channel when it comes on, all their yelling makes my head hurt.

Me too!

[CrazyInAlabama]

Actually, both meanings of fanny seem very appropriate to Sumit.  I'd like to fly to India and 'fix' him, so no more little Sumit's.   (Fix as in neuter).    I wonder if the daughter's wife would like to fly to India to help me neuter him? 

Edited September 10, 2019 by CrazyInAlabama

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said:

Same as it is in the UK?  Lady parts.

Yes! It’s your front bottom

[sagittarius sue]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Yes! It’s your front bottom

I recall people would laugh if one said fanny pack in the UK.  They call it a bum bag.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Yes! It’s your front bottom

I am ashamed to admit I know this, but Honey Boo Boo's family called it their biscuit

[Julyolo]

4 minutes ago, humbleopinion said:

Submit is a low down dirty dog but Jenny was overly eager to pull tent and move to India.....stupid, stupid, stupid......

I was just thinking that Sumit has sunk so low,  he should be demoted to  Little People, Big World.

Edited September 10, 2019 by Julyolo

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

I am ashamed to admit I know this, but Honey Boo Boo's family called it their biscuit

That is so wrong, yet hilarious 

[HappyDancex2]

Sumit is basically Maria but with a face that we've seen.

[Gobi]

5 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said:

With gasoline-soaked drawers  chocolate panties.

FTFY

[Angry Moldovan]

So glad the forum was back up. Nightly night 90 day peeps xx

[humbleopinion]

Summit is Rebecca, both are married and kept it from their online soulmates....

[iwasish]

3 minutes ago, Julyolo said:

I was just thinking that Sumit has sunk so low,  he should be demoted to  Little People, Big World.

He’s entered  Ricky territory. 

[Ijustwantsomechips]

15 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

Anyone watching Family Chantel? 

I am for some reason.  Man I hate Nicole's muppet looking ass! 

[Delta Blow]

On 9/8/2019 at 5:49 PM, HappyDancex2 said:

On 9/8/2019 at 5:48 PM, usernameG said:

I would 100% chose Tom over Jessie.

I choose a ham sandwich over both.   And I don't like meat.

And I would 55% choose Jesse over Tom, and I don’t eat ham, but I love a corned beef sandwich. 

This is officially my favorite collaboration of all time, including my professional career.

[iwasish]

4 minutes ago, Ijustwantsomechips said:

I am for some reason.  Man I hate Nicole's muppet looking ass! 

Chantel’s mother is a real see you next Tuesday. 

[Gigglepuff]

Again with the chicken feet, lol. 

[LennieBriscoe]

I called married Sumit, too!

But mes amis, I am the sadz for having fallen asleep! 

[Delta Blow]

On 9/8/2019 at 6:12 PM, HunterHunted said:

Darcey thinks Tom is her suave sophisticated suitor, but he's a chav. He's a chav putting on airs, but he's a chav.

Tom is chav af.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 hour ago, blubld43 said:

I've seen videos of one opening a jar, from the inside, and escaping. Also off a fishing boat.

I’m going to have nightmares

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I’m going to have nightmares

The one you ate is watching you from inside your stomach.

Night night...sleep tight now. 😂

[humbleopinion]

What was Summit’s end game?

sex with a senior poon tang?....kinky....

unprotected sex with absolutely no chance for pregnancy?

I blame Jenny for throwing herself at a weak man who was too cowardice to tell her to not sell her stuff, to not cut ties with her friends and life and to NOT move to India...Sumit is a ball less asshat.

Jenny is a dope who was duped...

the octopus will be crawling out of your nostril as you sleep....

Edited September 10, 2019 by humbleopinion

[Frozendiva]

Maybe Sumit doesn't love his wife - his arranged marriage - and Jenny was someone he could love for a little bit. He should have been clean with her.

Or he felt he wouldn't get caught - no other babies, no strings....

[humbleopinion]

The lure of TLC money and the celebrity of being on a basic cable teevee show....pushed Jenny and Sumit to play along with the charade...

I believe Jenny didn't’ know and definitely not her daughter and DIL.

[Kiss my mutt]

Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle, I was not expecting that. Good call you guys. Now, why in the world would be go on tv with that kind of secret unless his wife is in on the scam?

[Armchair Critic]

I am suspicious Jenny knew before this, maybe she found out when he left her alone and then complained about being a "sidekick/mistress". 

[hookedontv]

Let’s get this shit show started! I just squeezed into my tight pleather pants and had the most delicious tofu ever, cut on the bias of course! 

[Gobi]

In honor of Cesarean, I was going to have ramen noodles with chocolate panties for desert. I decided that my life isn't that sad, though.

[Drogo]

My girlfriend Maria should be here any minute. 

[hookedontv]

Just now, Drogo said:

My girlfriend Maria should be here any minute. 

I just died. 

[hoosiermom]

to my fellow snarksters who keep me laughing, cheers! 🍷(I am having a Shirley Temple)

[Drogo]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

I just died. 

Maria just called and she can't make it because her best friend @hookedontv just died. 

What a blow I've been dealt..

[Julyolo]

Hey there! Ready for forthcoming disasters.

[JennyMominFL]

Im here this week and ready to snark!

[PityFree]

I have sacrificed everything to be here tonight!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Hi everyone! Looking forward to tonight's hijinks! 

[hookedontv]

2 minutes ago, Drogo said:

Maria just called and she can't make it because her best friend @hookedontv just died. 

What a blow I've been dealt..

Can’t. Stop. Laughing. 

If I wasn’t already dead, I’d ask you to marry me. 

[Ellie Godfrey]

Here we go!

[OoogleEyes]

Let's get started on this highway to hell!