90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Brooklynista]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Epidurals being the first!

I have a birthing question.  Does the pain stop immediately once the baby is out? Is there residual pain? Women seem to be all smiles as soon as the baby is placed on their chest.

[sagittarius sue]

Good grief!  That doctor flung the baby on Karine's belly like a chunk of meat!

[Armchair Critic]

Pole is relieved the baby is light skinned? oh boy. Though I do think Karine was fishing with all kinds of men and Pole was the one dumb enough to respond.

Edited September 10, 2019 by Armchair Critic

[Pepper Mostly]

My battery is going to die any minute. Come on Sumit! Don't let me down!

[Gobi]

No need for a DNA test. That is, until the kid says something in Portuguese.

[Ellie Godfrey]

Go to Hell Pole.

[seasons]

I never heard a doctor scream "YEAH" when the baby came out. Like a damn soccer game.

[Brooklynista]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

So he was fined $12?

But it doubled!

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

But, Pole, does he have your ears? (A la Unexpected)?

I caught that last night because I couldn’t be bothered turning tlc off. How weird was That?

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

My battery is going to die any minute. Come on Sumit! Don't let me down!

You are about to be dealt a blow.  Too much time yet.  Is it an iPhone?  LOL

[Julyolo]

1 minute ago, Brooklynista said:

I have a birthing question.  Does the pain stop immediately once the baby is out? Is there residual pain? Women seem to be all smiles as soon as the baby is placed on their chest.

The first sight of your baby- it's such an ineffable experience- happy doesn't even begin to describe it.

[kacesq]

Don’t newborns eye color change sometime? Pole says the kid has blue eyes...

and Laura, you’re not the dominant one. You moved your ass to Qatar for a man who you said sucks in bed...

[blubld43]

1 minute ago, Brooklynista said:

I have a birthing question.  Does the pain stop immediately once the baby is out? Is there residual pain? Women seem to be all smiles as soon as the baby is placed on their chest.

Not really, you still have to push out the placenta. But it's mostly over at that point.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Aladin is a bottom!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Brooklynista said:

I have a birthing question.  Does the pain stop immediately once the baby is out? Is there residual pain? Women seem to be all smiles as soon as the baby is placed on their chest.

You still have to give birth to the placenta and you’re usually being stitched up to. I has an epi so I felt no pain!

[LucyEth]

1 minute ago, seasons said:

I never heard a doctor scream "YEAH" when the baby came out. Like a damn soccer game.

That was the doctor, I though it was Pole.  🤣

[TigerLily20]

2 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

I have a birthing question.  Does the pain stop immediately once the baby is out? Is there residual pain? Women seem to be all smiles as soon as the baby is placed on their chest.

my experience, for the most part yes, I didn't have epidurals during my labors, but did have some drugs, but really once the baby is out the hard part is over.   A little bit of pain with some other after labor things but nothing compared to the pushing lol

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

My battery is going to die any minute. Come on Sumit! Don't let me down!

Quick, get the charger while the skipper is on

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Brooklynista said:

I have a birthing question.  Does the pain stop immediately once the baby is out? Is there residual pain? Women seem to be all smiles as soon as the baby is placed on their chest.

I've only had a Caesarean, but my understanding is that there are a couple of contractions to expel the placenta, but you don't even notice them (after an 8 pound baby I'm sure its like nothing). And of course having the baby in your arms is such a rush, everything else fades away. 

[poeticlicensed]

2 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

I have a birthing question.  Does the pain stop immediately once the baby is out? Is there residual pain? Women seem to be all smiles as soon as the baby is placed on their chest.

The pressure and contractions stop. You are super sore but the relief is so great you dont even notice.

[kacesq]

Liam has quite the jawline...

[firefly]

2 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said:

Good grief!  That doctor flung the baby on Karine's belly like a chunk of meat!

Not a doctor, just the local butcher popping the baby up on the scale. They were between shifts!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Liam looks like a real cowboy.

[hoosiermom]

2 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

I have a birthing question.  Does the pain stop immediately once the baby is out? Is there residual pain? Women seem to be all smiles as soon as the baby is placed on their chest.

Your Adrenalin and endorphins take over so usually pain will stop upon birth.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

I have a birthing question.  Does the pain stop immediately once the baby is out? Is there residual pain? Women seem to be all smiles as soon as the baby is placed on their chest.

 Yeah, pretty much. You do have some cramping over the 1st couple of days but nothing at all like actual labor pains

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Don’t newborns eye color change sometime? Pole says the kid has blue eyes...

and Laura, you’re not the dominant one. You moved your ass to Qatar for a man who you said sucks in bed...

Babies are born blue then they change if they are meant to very quickly

[LucyEth]

I don't know, Aladin seems like a nice guy.  Not sure what he sees in Laura.

[Caoimhe]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

My battery is going to die any minute. Come on Sumit! Don't let me down!

I am losing hope.

[Armchair Critic]

Aladin's like "man up" to Liam when they were hugging and crying 

[humbleopinion]

Why do women smile when their baby comes out?

Because women are so relieved that the baby is alive and well that their stretched out bottom, while on fire with pain is secondary to the health of the baby....

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Liam has quite the jawline...

I still can't get past that HAT

[Bunnyette]

I guess TLC will only pay for one member of Laura’s family.

[kacesq]

A free airplane blanket....live the dream Liam....

[poeticlicensed]

9:51 and no Sumit secret yet

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, LucyEth said:

I don't know, Aladin seems like a nice guy.  Not sure what he sees in Laura.

A Green Card.  

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

The pressure and contractions stop. You are super sore but the relief is so great you dont even notice.

Also, you won’t be able to sit for a week

[Auntie Anxiety]

So what’s Aladin’s long game? Anyone? Bueller?

[kacesq]

That’s an asshole move, Liam. Say hi to his family. Sheesh.

[Twopper]

Is that pink dress that Laura has on in the Talking Head the same as the blue dress that Angela had on last night in hers?

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus Liam, go say hello. What a fucking philistine. 

[Ellie Godfrey]

Yo Aladin! Forget Liam! Laura would be happier if she were coming.

[sagittarius sue]

Liam, you are being rude.

[Armchair Critic]

Get to the damn secret already!

[Brooklynista]

Liam is rude a little bit. I understand he's had a long flight but take 5 minutes to say hello to your host family.

Edited September 10, 2019 by Brooklynista

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Liam looks like the Crimson Chin.  I’ll see myself to hell now.  

[greekmom]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

So what’s Aladin’s long game? Anyone? Bueller?

i've been trying to figure that one out since day 1

[LucyEth]

Where is Liam staying?

[seasons]

Cowboy Liam may very well be awkward, Aladin. You are so right. Aladin seemed to be very welcoming. 

1 minute ago, LucyEth said:

I don't know, Aladin seems like a nice guy.  Not sure what he sees in Laura.

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus Liam, go say hello. What a fucking philistine. 

Not too tired to talk to the film crew, though.

[poeticlicensed]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Also, you won’t be able to sit for a week

It's like pooping out a watermelon