90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Wanda said:

I’m new here

Welcome to the snark!

[Dance4Life]

Omg!  That Family Chantel storyline is stuck on a.....Rewind and Repeat.....endless loop.

Chantel finally confronts Mother Pedro

about wanting an American wife for her son! 🤮

[hookedontv]

3 minutes ago, Wanda said:

I’m new here

You are new here. I realize we don’t know each other at all, have only communicated online, but how’s about we get married? It works so well on this show. 

[BradandJanet]

Nite everyone!

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Dance4Life said:

We gonna see Deavan working at the karaoke bars....next season! 🤣

She can always travel down to South Africa and rent herself out for bachelor parties. 

[DragonFlyzz]

5 minutes ago, Wanda said:

I’m new here

Don’t worry about it.  It’s a joke that started based on the way Pedro, an earlier 90DF participant, referred to his in-laws.  He always called them Family Chantel and the phrasing stuck.

Edited September 3, 2019 by DragonFlyzz

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

You are new here. I realize we don’t know each other at all, have only communicated online, but how’s about we get married? It works so well on this show. 

I just know you've found the love of your life!

[PityFree]

4 minutes ago, PityFree said:

Maybe you’re not allowed to put stickers on the back windshield of your car in South Korea???

No! Wait!  Maybe it’s illegal to own more than one baby car seat!!!!

[Ellie Godfrey]

4 minutes ago, Wanda said:

I’m new here

Welcome!

This requirement comes from the Pedro & Chantel episodes where Pedro in his broken English would refer to Chantel's family as "Family Chantel", "Mother Chantel", "Father Chantel".

[HappyDancex2]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

You are new here. I realize we don’t know each other at all, have only communicated online, but how’s about we get married? It works so well on this show. 

For you engagement gift I will give you some chocolate panties.  I'm sure it won't work out between the 2 of you so make sure you have a baby.

[Gigglepuff]

3 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

You are new here. I realize we don’t know each other at all, have only communicated online, but how’s about we get married? It works so well on this show. 

Are you cheating on me already? Before we even had a chance to meet? You never loved me!!

[PityFree]

1 minute ago, HappyDancex2 said:

For you engagement gift I will give you some chocolate panties.  I'm sure it won't work out between the 2 of you so make sure you have a baby.

 And both must quit their jobs for absolutely no reason tomorrow.

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, PityFree said:

 And both must quit their jobs for absolutely no reason tomorrow.

And....have a secret. 

[hookedontv]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

I just know you've found the love of your life!

Thank you! I feel such a strong connection and I can already imagine walking down the aisle, with my bare shoulders on display. Gotta make an appointment for my hair extensions first though...

[deedee2]

Ok, so, Sumit is promised to an arranged marriage he doesn't want, and he's using Jenny to get out of it. It will play out like this: Parents Sumit will forbid him from being with Jenny. Sumit will pretend that he must obey his parents' wishes and breaks Jenny's heart. Just when Jenny packs her bags to go home, Sumit suggests that the only way they can be together is if he runs away with her to the U.S. and marries her there. Then they can join next season's cast of 90DF, and then the following season of Happily Ever After. They will stay married until Sumit gets his green card.

FIN

Edited September 3, 2019 by deedee2

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, hookedontv said:

Thank you! I feel such a strong connection and I can already imagine walking down the aisle, with my bare shoulders on display. Gotta make an appointment for my hair extensions first though...

No eyelash perm? 

[goofygirl]

Good night  all!  Take care and be careful you peeps on the east coast!  We're thinking about y'all.

[deedee2]

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Edited September 3, 2019 by deedee2

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

No eyelash perm? 

I have to save some money to be able to afford thigh high hooker boots. I’m trying to work on myself. 

[Gigglepuff]

9 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

It’s an oldie but a goodie. Pedro would always say mother Chantel or sister Chantel. It has kinda stuck

It's phenomenal. I think the first person I heard say it was Caroline referring to "Mom Fernando." I miss Fernando's crazy mom. They should get her on pillow talk. 

[magemaud]

37 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

Yes!! She reminds me of that cartoon dog now that you mention it....can't think of its name right now!! 

Droopy Dog? 

[Angry Moldovan]

Night night fellow snarks, stay safe, feel better and work on yourselves for next week!

[magemaud]

37 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Someone photoshop a scarf and it could be her passport picture

Don’t forget the fugly glasses 

[Dance4Life]

10 minutes ago, deedee2 said:

Ok, so, Sumit is promised to an arranged marriage he doesn't want, and he's using Jenny to get out of it. It will play out like this: Parents Sumit will forbid him from being with Jenny. Sumit will pretend that he must obey his parents' wishes and breaks Jenny's heart. Just when Jenny packs her bags to go home, Sumit suggests that the only way they can be together is if he runs away with her to the U.S. and marries her there. Then they can join next season's cast of 90DF, and then the following season of Happily Ever After. They will stay married until Sumit gets his green card.

FIN

And, screw the parents out of the bride price and grandchildren.

This is why I don’t have kids!  

Probably birth some asshole like Summit........trying to screw me out of my cultural rights, aging parent financial security and precious grandchildren! 

Yea,.....my daughter-in-law is older than me, too! 🤣🧣

Edited September 3, 2019 by Dance4Life

[magemaud]

36 minutes ago, Gobi said:

38 minutes ago, Dance4Life said:

Is it Druscilla or Drascilla???

  Druzilla.

It’s Drascilla 

[DNR]

1 hour ago, Frozendiva said:

Jihoon, you failed.So did Deaven. She is 50% responsible for the kid too.

I laughed out loud when Deavan said it’s Jihoons turn to “support this family”..... Taeyang is like 2 months old lmao. It’s not like she’s been doing it alone for years ( I’m not including monster toddler, she’s not jihoons kid)  And isn’t it BOTH your jobs?

Edited September 3, 2019 by DNR
W o r d s

[Frozendiva]

Why do these people have so many secrets? Is it so hard to be honest and not string some poor person along?

[Coltee Gal]

Hey guys. I’ve recently met the love of my life who has a secret. I’m pregnant and getting married tomorrow. I found a dress that covers my tattoo sleeves and I will be moving to Syria shortly after the wedding. I’ve set up a go fund me page to help me make my dreams come true with my baby/love of my life. Thank you all for your support. 

[DNR]

1 hour ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Scarier, because I think Poles bark is worse than his bite. Just make sure there are no matches around

Poles police reports say otherwise lol but really yeah Ronnie seems like he could raise a hand and commit some dv

[Auntie Anxiety]

6 minutes ago, DNR said:

Poles police reports say otherwise lol but really yeah Ronnie seems like he could raise a hand and commit some dv

Especially if he’s jonesing for some time at the black jack table and his warden wife won’t give him car keys.

[Drogo]

Take 90DF to the episode thread. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ve been doing finger exercises all week in anticipation of the tonight’s train wreck.

[Gobi]

How many blows will be dealt, and who will deal them?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

How many blows will be dealt, and who will deal them?

I think Michael should answer that.

[Armchair Critic]

I told my daughter to have her homework done and everything set for school tomorrow before 8 so I could watch the show and post here without a bunch of interruptions. 😂 

[blubld43]

Lol, my favorite tv night!

[poeticlicensed]

Hoping for an epic trainwreck tonight

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I told my daughter to have her homework done and everything set for school tomorrow before 8 so I could watch the show and post here without a bunch of interruptions. 😂 

I’m a big Patriots fan and I’m forsaking opening night to watch this crap.

[Eldemarge]

I am ready to hear some SECRETS!

[Armchair Critic]

Angela's got her hands all over Michael's butt, please don't show us their jiggy jiggy time TLC!

[LucyEth]

Let the games begin!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tag team, The Grangelator and Mikhul.

[Frozendiva]

Cool and rainy here today. T-bone is ready for the bbq,

[Angry Moldovan]

Just watching the epic scene of big Ang going after the scammers ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[hoosiermom]

bring on the snarkorama!

[peaceknit]

Here we go, woohoo!!!

[poeticlicensed]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m a big Patriots fan and I’m forsaking opening night to watch this crap.

Mr. Poetic is watching from the other room

[Gobi]

I wonder if Darcey and Tom have been intimate yet?

[PityFree]

 I have a thick coating of angel perfume so I’m ready for tonight!

[BradandJanet]

I'm ready to fight.