90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[sagittarius sue]

If I were Avery I'd tell my mother to get lost.  She's not going about it the right way.  Of course this could be some production nonsense.

[Pepper Mostly]

Avery's mom, look up "Christian wife" and get back to me. I'll wait. 

[Julyolo]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

I think Avery is going to order chicken fingers.

No, she wants to have a Happy Meal.

[Armchair Critic]

3 minutes ago, hisbunkie said:

I’m totally loving Tom. He’s being kind and honest. He’s letting her know they just began communicating (not 4 years), they just met, they need to see how being together in person works out. And they need to engage outside of bed.  He’s not so desperate that he has to jump into anything. He is not looking for a green card

Doesn't he know that's not how it works on this show? 😂

[Frozendiva]

Mom, your daughter is an adult and can make her own choices, no matter how unfortunate they will be.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, PityFree said:

 To be fair, I hate eggplant as much as Avery‘s mom does.

Somehow I doubt that you would behave like a three year old if someone suggested it, though. 

[Mercolleen]

9 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Okay real talk, I don't think he's wearing very supportive underwear. If any.  

AAAHHHHHHHHH just got there and screamed.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Avery's mom, look up "Christian wife" and get back to me. I'll wait. 

I can guess who she voted for 🍊

[VioletNevermind]

Good Lord.  They are the living embodiment of the stereotypical “ugly American.”

[hisbunkie]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

Avery's mom is psycho. She doesn't like eggplant and she wants Avery to drink. I want to jump into my TV and have some tabboleh, hummus and eggplant. OMG so yummy

How old is her Mom?  She had to have been a young teen when she had Avery. 

[Drogo]

Don't hit Teri's daughter and don't order any fucking eggplant. 

[sainte-chapelle]

"We had too much to drink" no Darcy YOU had too much to drink.

[Julyolo]

I think Caesar might have lost the chocolate panties!!!

[pandaindisguise]

1 minute ago, PityFree said:

 To be fair, I hate eggplant as much as Avery‘s mom does.

Yeah but she could have been a little more polite about it

[RichiesOlderBro]

Cesar checked the $200 engagements ring.  What if someone stole it??

[poeticlicensed]

Cut to Caesar wandering through the airport in Mexico looking for "Maria". 

[LennieBriscoe]

Now Avery Mom is upset her that Avery isn't "sucking down" alcohol! Gee, no booty shorts, no booze! How Un-Kardashian! 

And the assumption that Omar will "beat with a stick" her daughter?! 

She's a piece of Ugly American work.

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Esp Red

Almost every food now seems to kill you.

[DragonFlyzz]

Attacking Omar is only going to alienate Avery.

[goofygirl]

Hot diggidy dog! Ceasar's airline LOST his luggage!  He'll probably literally be hit by a freaking bus coming out of the airport!! What a doofus.

[charmed1]

Oh Omar, this is not worth it, honey. If you want to come to the U.S., I can introduce you to a much better match for you. These people are yokels. 

[Eldemarge]

I am now 100 percent on board with Avery marrying WHOMEVER and getting the hell away from her mother.

[Angry Moldovan]

Ceaser Salad, I know it was only a cubic zirconia, but at least pack it in your carry on. Love always Angry Andreaaaaaay xx

[greekmom]

I liked Mom's comments that she would let Avery drink when she was underage. What if Avery was a recovering alcoholic?? Would she still encourage her to have a drink because it's a special day?? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Mom, your daughter is an adult and can make her own choices, no matter how unfortunate they will be.

Just think, Terri. At some point Avery will realize that she made a terrible mistake and then you can remind her about it for the rest of your life. Good times!

[PityFree]

OMG you guys are killing it tonight! I have not stopped laughing.

Edited August 26, 2019 by PityFree

[Dance4Life]

 Omar ain’t following sheeit!

Because...in 2 weeks Avery will be sleeping with Mohammed in his bunker fighting the Americans! 

[brillia79]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I am now 100 percent on board with Avery marrying WHOMEVER and getting the hell away from her mother.

Same. But not moving to Syria. That’s foolish.

[deedee2]

Guess I'm in the minority here, but I totally get Avery's mom's anxiety.

To be honest, I think the alcohol ordering and the "Muslim wife" googling was producer-driven.

[iwasish]

5 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Wine is not harmful in moderation.

That’s what Darcy always says. 

[Ellie Godfrey]

5 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Woah.  Mom's going all in! Long Island Iced Tea!!

I'm sure they know that drink in Beirut. Sheesh, What an ugly American.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Almost every food now seems to kill you.

Anything that tastes good is bad for you.

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, DragonFlyzz said:

Attacking Omar is only going to alienate Avery.

Omar is looking doubtful also.  This might be part of Teri's plan although she probably didn't realize it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m hoping the chocolate panties didn’t melt in the luggage.

[Brooklynista]

That Daniel kid is way to excited over every damn thing. Maybe a sugar-free diet is necessary. 

[Dance4Life]

No eggplant! 

Bring on the bottomless Long Island Teas! 🥳

[greekmom]

I think the luggage missing story for Ceaser was TLC driven

[Frozendiva]

Maria may not show up. The bags may be an omen.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Hot diggidy dog! Ceasar's airline LOST his luggage!  He'll probably literally be hit by a freaking bus coming out of the airport!! What a doofus.

He's like a cartoon character. I'm expecting an anvil to fall on him.

When Teri gets back she should call Darcy--they could go out drinking together. It would be good times. They could both suck down the booze and sob about their shitty lives. 

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, deedee2 said:

Guess I'm in the minority here, but I totally get Avery's mom's anxiety.

To be honest, I think the alcohol ordering and the "Muslim wife" googling was producer-driven.

I can see her being anxious, but she's handling it all wrong.

[JennyMominFL]

You cant propose to her without a her

[DragonFlyzz]

I almost feel sorry for Caesar.  But that level of stupidity doesn’t warrant sympathy.

[Gobi]

Don't worry, Ceasarean, you won't be needing the ring.

[poeticlicensed]

Hello Caesar, what airline did you fly? There's a protocol for lost luggage. Psst, they deliver it to you!

[Frozendiva]

Mexico can be dangerous outside a resort.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Maria's going to love this" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Dance4Life]

Ceasar’s Trip!

This is not going to end well!

[Julyolo]

Caesar should have gone to stay in a ghost town, cuz I suspect Maria will be ghosting him.

[Frozendiva]

The hotel looks average. Not the 5 star type Maria would want.

[charmed1]

Remember the show, Alice? There was a character named Vera who was so ridiculously stupid, I had an irrational hatred for her even as a little kid. I wanted to punch her in the face. That’s how I feel about Caesar. He is so damned dumb, I feel like a good punch in the face is the only way he can be cured. He is the male Dinghy.