90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[HappyDancex2]

Worst. Bachlorette. Party.  Ever

[kacesq]

Kalini is pissed because Aseulo doesn't understand the concept of paying for baby?  Your lazy ass sister quit her job and is squatting at her parents.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sorry, Sis. Not your call if Kolonic wants to throw her life away.

[CoachWristletJen]

I can't decide which sister is a bigger wet blanket. This is very, very tough.

[Frozendiva]

Kolini, you cannot run your sister’s life.

[kacesq]

Do sisters Kalani think this is their shot at reality show fame?  

[LilaFowler]

The sister has the emotional maturity of a 5-year-old. Where does TLC find these people?

[CoachWristletJen]

When she's chewing her lip and the light catches her just right, Kalani looks absolutely... bovine.

[Pepper Mostly]

Why is Kolini making everything all about her? Why doesn't Kalani tell her to shut the fuck up and try to think of someone other than herself? 

[For Cereals]

Happy is a strong word

[ALittleShelfish]

Has there ever been a show where people have to do more damn processing?  Aside from Friends, where Joey was a temporary processor in Chandler's office.

[Straycat80]

Kolonic and her sister needs to take several seats. It takes two to get pregnant, stop blaming it all on Asuelu! 

[snarkish]

WTH, Undershot Jaw "doesn't even want to see Asuelu tomorrow?" What did he do, accidentally come in her sister's ear?? 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why is Kolini making everything all about her? Why doesn't Kalani tell her to shut the fuck up and try to think of someone other than herself? 

Yes it is NOT about you Kolini you selfish cow. Projecting much?

Edited December 24, 2018 by sainte-chapelle

[Armchair Critic]

"Why are you contacting my husband?"... "You mean the Jamaican guy I met on Tinder?"...

I will say it again, Helen Keller could see Skinz Jr. was going to cheat!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Next week we all need to wear gowns or tuxedos to get into the live chat.

[Cammi]

This show is almost boring to me compared to Love After Lockup. The latest season of that trainwreck got me spoiled 

[Pepper Mostly]

They can't stop the wedding if someone "objects"! Its "if anyone knows of just cause why these two can't be married, speak up". Like Mr. Rochester and Jane. Not if your creepy over involved sister has a hair across her ass. Jesus Christ. 

[Frozendiva]

If Asuelu did not come, she wouldn’t be in this mess.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Cammi said:

This show is almost boring to me compared to Love After Lockup. The latest season of that trainwreck got me spoiled 

Is this on TLC? When? Do share!

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Next week we all need to wear gowns or tuxedos to get into the live chat.

Or dress as Elvis impersonators.

[RichiesOlderBro]

‘Jamaican guy on Tinder’

 

Comedy gold next week!

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, Cammi said:

This show is almost boring to me compared to Love After Lockup. The latest season of that trainwreck got me spoiled 

That forum is also hosted by Drogo

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Next week we all need to wear gowns

This show rates a nightgown for me.

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, Gobi said:

Or dress as Elvis impersonators.

Or Pnina or FauxPnina wedding dresses.

[xls]

Larissa's bum is way too lumpy for sprayed on pants.

[Floatingbison]

Larissa is my new Queen.  All hail The Queen.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Next week we all need to wear gowns or tuxedos to get into the live chat.

hahaha, I will describe my gorgeous white, flouncey, ruffly gown as I lie in bed in my leggings and t shirt. 

[snarkish]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Is this on TLC? When? Do share!

It's on WE tv. I found it via Xfinity OnDemand. 

[Armchair Critic]

Producer interview.... DRAMA! I am here for it.

[aliya]

25 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

He had adults in his life (his mother, for instance) and through bad behavior alienated them. He's despicable. He's on his own with no support for a reason.

I just remember seeing the grandparents. Not to say there's no mom in the picture, only that I remember the grands. We'll see what happens. Perhaps it's an extreme example, but all Steven wants to do is have his child grow up with him in America. There are people who put their babies in microwaves, sexually abuse them, or starve them to death. I'm gonna wait before I start comparing Steven to Pol Pot.

[Eldemarge]

Of course he's on Tinder!  He did the marriage thing for a Whole Week!  What more does she expect from this 20 year old she barely knows?

[HappyDancex2]

I can hear a scooter rolling up....

[Neurochick]

Ashley, you can’t keep a 20 year old man in a cage.  Lesson learned.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Only took a week for Jay to cheat. Now Jay will swoop in and give some bogus excuse and a Trashley buys it because she is an idiot.

[aliya]

4 minutes ago, Cammi said:

This show is almost boring to me compared to Love After Lockup. The latest season of that trainwreck got me spoiled 

My sister started watching that. I can't even call when the show is on. 

[Armchair Critic]

Scooter Girl looks a little more sane now, doesn't she Ashley?

[sainte-chapelle]

Run Carmela RUNNNN

[RichiesOlderBro]

He just came home from the gym at 11:45 

 

Sure....

[Straycat80]

Uh oh, shades of Mahamad! And Ashley is surprised about this? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ashley’s friend, Natalie, is now riding her scooter and laughing.

[LilaFowler]

I'm sorry but I'm laughing at Ashley and Jay.

[Gobi]

Hey, at least he waited till he got home before cheating.

[Floatingbison]

Where's Jay?   Probably on a date.

[aliya]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Next week we all need to wear gowns or tuxedos to get into the live chat.

Covered by house dresses so we don't get the gowns dirty. 

[Suzywriter]

I had the same experience  that Ashley is having. My husband had various kik and tinder accounts from before we got married. Dump him girl, and don't look back.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ashley’s friend, Natalie, is now riding her scooter and laughing.

Natalie is frantically searching on Tinder.

[Frozendiva]

Ashley, what did you expect?

[HappyDancex2]

Who gets home from the gym at 11:45?

[Pepper Mostly]

And Natalie has been having a great old gloat for herself. Wonder how many times she said "I told you so".