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[Eldemarge]

So wait.  We can't let Kalini know that whatserface is pregnant because...she won't be able to PROCESS it and won't want the wedding to happen??    

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, LilaFowler said:

WTF is this weirdness with the clingy sister? Does the sister want Kalani for herself or something?

I was hoping the sister would ride off on a scooter.

[kacesq]

I'm irrationally annoyed by Family Kalani's messy top knots.

[snarkish]

Mother Kalani's hair is driving me batty. They are like three haystacks getting pedicures. 

[gonecrackers]

Can't tell the sister she's pregnant... it might "upset her". Who the fuck cares?  Geesh, talk about codependent.

[Pepper Mostly]

She doesn't want to upset her sister. What is this strange control she holds over the whole family? 

And yes, if Kalani is breastfeeding she shouldn't drink. Jesus. 

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, itsadryheat said:

I thought Mormons could't drink

or have premarital sex or be racist

[misokinesia]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

They aren’t twins, why are they named Kalani and Kalini?  

I think it's actually Kalani and Kolini. Either way, it's all too konfusing.

[Mercolleen]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

There is something terribly weird about the lack of boundaries between the Itt sisters.

I liked "borders" better because it made them sound like amorphous blobs.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

I was hoping the sister would ride off on a scooter.

Post of the night. I am dead. 

[itsadryheat]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

or have premarital sex or be racist

More proof they are the hypocritical cult I thought they were

[deedee2]

Why is Kalani pregnant again? All we've heard from her since Asuelu arrived is that she's having doubts and concerns about marrying him. Why would she get herself knocked up again.

Edited December 24, 2018 by deedee2

[aliya]

3 minutes ago, itsadryheat said:

I thought Mormons could't drink.

We can't, but as people here have told me, the Kalani clan don't see themselves as active Mormons anymore. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I need my Larissa fix.

[misokinesia]

Just now, deedee2 said:

Why is Kalani pregnant again? All we've heard from her since Oswelu arrived is that she's having doubts and concerns about marrying him. Why would she get herself knocked up again.

I think you missed the part where HE got her pregnant. She obviously had nothing to do with it. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh for crying out loud Kalani. So your sister is going to be pissed. So fucking what? Seriously, you're afraid she's going to try and stop the wedding? Turn of Lifetime and go for a walk around the block for some fresh air. You are insane. 

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, itsadryheat said:

More proof they are the hypocritical cult I thought they were

I'm not LDS (Mormon) but I do believe there are some who genuinely follow the beliefs, but not this bunch of @ssholes.

[hoosiermom]

1 minute ago, deedee2 said:

Why is Kalani pregnant again? All we've heard from her since Oswelu arrived is that she's having doubts and concerns about marrying him. Why would she get herself knocked up again.

It was all his fault.

[Frozendiva]

Where is Sgt. Baker?

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, deedee2 said:

Why is Kalani pregnant again? All we've heard from her since Oswelu arrived is that she's having doubts and concerns about marrying him. Why would she get herself knocked up again.

At some point after his sexy airport dance and before things got really bad, Asuelu convinced Kalani to do the deed with him and cuddle and stuff.

Meh, you know she probably just snuck in his room and made him think it was his idea.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, deedee2 said:

Why is Kalani pregnant again? All we've heard from her since Oswelu arrived is that she's having doubts and concerns about marrying him. Why would she get herself knocked up again.

According to her, its all Asuelu's fault, she had nothing to do with it. 

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh for crying out loud Kalani. So your sister is going to be pissed. So fucking what?

But but but she might roll her eyes at her.

[greekmom]

If i have to see Twitney one more time on my teevee I am going to sick Steven and Leida on her

[MrsChappy]

2 minutes ago, deedee2 said:

Why is Kalani pregnant again? All we've heard from her since Oswelu arrived is that she's having doubts and concerns about marrying him. Why would she get herself knocked up again.

She seems repulsed by him.

[Lillith]

That Lenin statue cracks me up. It's like the producers are all "LOOK IT'S MOTHER RUSSIA!!"

[Pepper Mostly]

Olga is so pretty. And seems so sweet. Steven better shape up. 

[Eldemarge]

So Steven is an abusive dickhole AND a liar.  Cool.

[LilaFowler]

He's abusive and a liar as well. What a winner.

[Pepper Mostly]

So Steven is a lying liar who lies. Dickweed.

[Armchair Critic]

You asshole, Steven purposely didn't apply for Olga's visa when he said he did. I don't like to say I hate anyone, but he would be somebody I do.

[misokinesia]

Steven is such an asshole. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Holy shit would her sister really stop the wedding or not go because Kalini is knocked up? Girlfriend needs to get a life.

[Gobi]

He didn't apply for a Visa, by mistake he applied for a MasterCard.

[Pepper Mostly]

@Lila Fowler and @Eldemarge, looks like we're a girl group! 

[HappyDancex2]

Oh Olga.  She's just too good for this.

[Armchair Critic]

Where's the friends defending Steven now? That is inexcusable.

[hoosiermom]

ah yes, Steven the perennial POS!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Anna was right. She had Steven’s number from the jump. He is a horrid human being.

[Straycat80]

Two words Olga: Red Flag! 

[deedee2]

2 minutes ago, misokinesia said:

I think you missed the part where HE got her pregnant. She obviously had nothing to do with it. 

Yeah, I must have missed an episode.

[Armchair Critic]

But you are an ass Steven.

[gonecrackers]

Too late to not be an ass, Steven.

[HappyDancex2]

Olga should be a crisis counselor.  She is so calm and collected.  And mature.  She's awesome.

[configdotsys]

Olga breathes a sigh of relief that her loser boyfriend is going to allow her to keep her son in Russian. Yeah, this relationship is just swell.

[greekmom]

Oh geez louise. I hate this stupid storyline.  I know its all TLC bs but I still hate it,.

[LilaFowler]

OH, Steven's going to let Olga keep the baby for now. How generous.

Abusive dick.

[hoosiermom]

Oh, Thank God Steven!

[Eldemarge]

NO GIRL, RUUUUUUUN

[Caseysgirl]

Since when does your sister have the power to “stop” a wedding. Me thinks Kalani  is praying she will stop the wedding.

[Gobi]

Live chat is open. Do I stay or do I go?